100 Reasons to Kill My Husband - Chapter 23

(twenty-three)

Because I had a real and serious quarrel with Yu Haiqiao in my three-year marriage. Of course, in my opinion, it was all Yu Haiqiao’s unilateral quarrel. This dog/equal person looks like a human, one sentence Words can hold me to death. I look like a ghost all day long and joking, and I feel like an elementary school student who is about to break up with someone. This person stayed in the bedroom for the whole afternoon after the quarrel, with a mess of hair. Coming out of the bedroom, I saw me in the living room playing the drama and spit out three hardly at me: “Order takeaway.”

In order to distinguish it from Yu Haiqiao’s dead appearance, I acted very calmly and calmly: “I went to my mother’s place to eat at night, and stayed at my mother’s place in the past few days.”

Yu Haiqiao frowned and ignored me.

He went back the next day and continued on his business. I stayed at my mother’s house for two days. After my mother repeatedly asked me when Yu Haiqiao would come back, I unavoidably gave her the return date of Yu Haiqiao. , And then left from my mother’s house and returned to the bachelor apartment I bought before. This place hasn’t been back to live in a long time. There is not much popularity in the house. As a result, I spent several hours cleaning up at night after work. Fortunately, it’s a small apartment. Cleaning is quite convenient. After cleaning, I probably changed into a new linen and duvet cover, and finally lay on my bed comfortably after washing.

I think people should have a house of their own. Otherwise, seeing the quarreling object in the line of sight after the quarrel will only cause qi and blood to flow. Maybe you will lose your life due to bad anger. For your own health, I think Everyone should have his own house.

I spent half a month happily in my single apartment. During this period, I went out for two meals with Chen Xie, and took her to my nail shop to do nails, and I went shopping happily. In Twice Street, Shuqin and Yang Xiongwei were sent away, and they were very serious to ensure that they would definitely go to the New Year’s reunion.

Yang Xiongwei said so that Yu Haiqiao must come too. I told him that I divorced Yu Haiqiao. He froze for a long time, and then said: “Are you fooling me again?”

I said, “Then I will leave soon.”

I probably didn’t have any credibility when I spoke with Yang Xiongwei, he said goodbye to me directly after haha ​​twice.

After a week of work, my mother asked me and Yu Haiqiao to go to her for dinner, saying that Yu Haiqiao and I hadn’t eaten for half a month, so I said twice that Yu Haiqiao was still on a business trip. , My mother immediately questioned me: “Did you not say that he was back this weekend last time?”

I don’t remember what I said, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh quickly perfunctorily said: “Isn’t it Saturday for today?”

My mother said: “Then you two will come to eat tomorrow weekend, I specially let someone buy an old hen.”

I wailed: “Who likes to eat old hens please, I don’t want to eat when I hear old hens, okay—”

My mother didn’t even pay any attention to me and hung up my phone. I had no choice but to reluctantly contact Yu Haiqiao, who has not been in touch for half a month, rounded up and is already a stranger, and wrote WeChat: “When will you be back?”

Yu Haiqiao returned my message at ten o’clock in the evening. It has been two hours or so since I sent the message, and the dog still responded very coldly to me with two words and a punctuation mark: ” how?”

I lay on the bed doing stovepipe exercises, struggling to push my legs up and down in the air while holding my mobile phone to give him a message back: “It’s okay, my mother will let you eat.” I finished typing. I sent it.

Yu Haiqiao showed that it was typing, and I continued typing.

—And come back and divorce by the way…

Yu Haiqiao sent the next sentence: “Go back tomorrow.”

I also posted this sentence.

Yu Haiqiao returned me a line after five minutes.

**

Yu Haiqiao didn’t notify me when he came back this weekend. He still sat at my mother’s house and sat down until dinner. My mother called me and scolded me: “Shi Ran, do you know it’s time for dinner? When shopping with others, you know how to go shopping every day. If you don’t eat, others won’t eat. The whole family is waiting for you?”

I was thinking about what to order for takeaway at home at the time. After receiving my mom’s phone call, I took a taxi to my mom’s house. Yu Haiqiao and my dad were sitting at the table and chatting about the international situation. My mom stared at me. I am not active in eating.

One meal was a happy and beautiful family for the three of them. I sat next to me and was very innocent and pitifully pointed out by my parents that I was not an adult.

After the meal, my mother asked me to help wash the dishes. By washing the dishes, I asked me seriously when I was going to have a child. I immediately raised my hand and surrendered, “I want to do it. I am infertile.”

My mother slapped me on the shoulder: “Fart!” She frowned, “I will take you to the hospital next week?”

I flushed the bowl with water and said to my mother very seriously: “By the way, I just got up and bought a movie ticket to see the movie tonight. It’s too late, I’ll go with Yu Haiqiao first.” I waved away. In the living room, Yu Haiqiao sat on the sofa in the living room while peeling oranges while chatting with my dad. I waved to him, “Go away.”

He raised his eyelids and glanced at me. My mother wiped her hands and came out from the kitchen: “You two are watching a movie. Would you like to bring some oranges home to eat? The oranges I picked with someone in the orange grove yesterday were very sweet.” Saying that we have to take a plastic bag to fill us with oranges.

I refused loudly: “Who is going to the movie with a bag of oranges? Why don’t you buy oranges? Don’t let them go.”

Yu Haiqiao slowly stood up from the sofa at this moment: “No need Mom, it is not convenient for us to bring things to watch the movie.”

**

Yu Haiqiao, the dog/forcing inexplicable, has a very high status in my family. If this is for me, my mother would definitely say why I was too lazy to take something. Anyway, there is any inconvenience in driving in the car, so I replaced it with Yu Hai. Qiao said that my mother laughed and agreed to say something when she heard the words, and also took us to the door of the house.

Yu Haiqiao and I walked to his parking place without saying a word. He was peeling oranges while walking. When he was in front of his car, the orange peel had been peeled into a flower and scattered in the palm of his hand. He took it out of his pocket. The car key opened the door, and the orange in the other hand turned around and handed it to me. I took it so easily. I was thinking about helping him to pick it up. After taking it, I didn’t hold back the habit of reaching out and pulling my hand. I put a piece in my mouth, and after pulling it, I realized that I was helping Yu Haiqiao with something, so I silently opened the door of the back seat of the car and sat in.

Yu Haiqiao buckled the seat belt while sitting in the driver’s seat, and asked, “What movie are you watching?”

Since Yu Haiqiao didn’t care about his own oranges, I sat in the back seat of the car and continued to pull the orange petals into my mouth: “No movie, you lied to my mother.”

Yu Haiqiao started the car and asked me, “Where?”

He was really like a taxi driver in this way, so I prepared my passengers and replied: “Go to where I live.”

Yu Haiqiao’s voice came from the front: “You have been living with yourself recently?”

I said yes, after a long while, Yu Haiqiao laughed indifferently: “I’m not at home, why do you live with you?”

Of course it is because my name is written on the real estate certificate of my single apartment. The question Yu Haiqiao asked is really ridiculous.

The car drove all the way to the downstairs of my own unit. Both of us were silent. I rarely and Yu Haiqiao were in such an emotionally embarrassing environment, which made me a little uncomfortable sitting in the back seat for some reason. After stopping, I opened the door and immediately jumped down, holding the orange peel left over after eating the oranges in my hand. I was going to find a trash can and threw it away, and then walked a few steps in the direction of the trash can. Yu Haiqiao was in the car. Li shouted: “Shi Ran.”

I turned back and gave an “ah”.

The lights in the area are very dim. I can’t see Yu Haiqiao’s expression at all from this angle. I can barely see the outline of this person on the window of the car. I heard his voice faintly speaking: “I will pick you up tomorrow morning at 8 o’clock. .”

I usually go to work at nine o’clock, and the place where I live is relatively close to my work place. When I am in a good mood, it takes only 20 minutes to walk. I am a little inexplicable: “Why pick me up?”

Yu Haiqiao said: “Isn’t it divorced? On Monday, the Civil Affairs Bureau will go to work.”

I have known this dog like Yu Haiqiao for almost 30 years. He said this is undoubtedly declaring war on me. Anyway, it seems to me that he is calling a fight to me anyway. The horn of the beginning.

I threw the orange peel in my hand into the trash can, turned my head and nodded in the direction of Yu Haiqiao: “Go, leave.”

**

The next day I rarely slept in. I got up at 7:15 and brushed my teeth and washed my face. I also cooked a poached egg for myself. After eating the eggs, I put on makeup on the dressing table, changed my clothes and wore a scarf, and walked off. building.

I, Shi Ran, will have a beautiful divorce even if it’s a divorce!

When I went downstairs, I was five or six minutes earlier than Yu Haiqiao’s eight o’clock yesterday. I thought I was going to be in the cold wind for a while. I didn’t expect to see Yu Haiqiao’s car parked downstairs when I went downstairs. I Go over and pull the car door.

Yu Haiqiao glanced at me from the driver’s seat, “Have you had breakfast?”

I smoothed my hair tossed by the wind: “It’s too late, hurry up.”

Yu Haiqiao lost a divorce agreement to me from the front: “Look at it for yourself.”

I am too lazy to read it. I am married to Yu Haiqiao. We don’t have any joint property or child support issues, so I didn’t even look at the agreement. I just took out a pen from my bag and signed my name. Asked: “Did you bring the other materials?”

“Bring it.” Yu Haiqiao answered.

It only took ten minutes for the car to reach the nearest Civil Affairs Bureau. Because of the early time, we didn’t even have to line up. After handing in all the materials, we silently filled out the forms that needed to be filled out.

The time spent is not very long. When I came out, I thought that if I called to the company, I even had time to buy a rice ball at the convenience store downstairs to warm it up.

When Yu Haiqiao and I went through the procedures at the Civil Affairs Bureau, he was silent all the time. After he got out, he stood in front of his car and wanted to send me back to work. I insisted that he didn’t let him send me to work when I got married, so the divorce would be even worse. I need this reason to say that I don’t need to take a taxi to go back to the company, and I was very good-tempered to make him hurry and drive from here to his company. I must be late.

After hearing this, Yu Haiqiao stared at me for a long while, then stood in front of the car and gave me a severe stare.

I was inexplicably glared by him, and couldn’t hold back the cynicism: “Stare me again and pick out your eyeballs!”

Yu Haiqiao ignored my threats and got angry: “Are you satisfied with the divorce certificate?”

I immediately stated: “I am very satisfied.”

Yu Haiqiao turned his gaze aside, his gaze looked at the passing traffic, and for a long while, he uttered in a low voice: “You have to compete with me for everything. Okay, now you have won. Are you satisfied?”

I think things have developed to the point where Yu Haiqiao has to keep pushing the pot on me really makes me speechless. He said it out of his own mouth to ask us to get married. He said that he really wanted to get a divorce. I’m really innocent. What I got was a first-hand obedient script. He said that he got married and married him and said that he was divorced and divorced. But now he still wants to throw the pot away. In my body, it also means that I am the source of this painful relationship.

Yu Haiqiao really can’t work. I started to assess how blind I was when I knew Yu Haiqiao this dog/forced and played with him for more than 20 years. I rolled my eyes to him when I thought of it, and put my scarf together. Ready to return to the company to work.

Yu Haiqiao suddenly spoke again: “I have a question that I really want to ask you.”

I realized that my relationship with Yu Haiqiao is light and clear, and the wind is clear and the moon is clear. I can leave anytime. I have already developed a sense of detachment from my relationship with him, so I calmly responded: “Yes, you say.”

Yu Haiqiao said: “The ring I gave you when I proposed to you, except for the simple wedding that we both wore when you wore the ring, where did you lose the ring?”

Oh, when Yu Haiqiao gave me the ring, I put it on. It must be used when exchanging the ring at the wedding. I didn’t wear it at other times. The main reason is that it is not convenient to wear the ring. I put it on my dressing table. Inside, I really don’t understand what he meant by asking this, and later I remembered that he had never worn a wedding ring himself.

I first questioned: “Proposal?” If you throw the box with the ring on me like trash, it can be called a marriage proposal. Then, “It seems to be in the dressing table.” I answered his question.

After the words were finished, Yu Haiqiao, the dog/forcing somehow to turn his head back, gave me a vicious look, and then asked me with a bad temper: “Have you had breakfast?”

“…” I was a little bit disgusted with the series of operations of this person for some reason.

After hearing what I said, Yu Haiqiao took out the phone from his pocket with a straight face and poked his finger a few times. The phone in my pocket shook a bit. I took out my phone slowly and looked at it. Yu Haiqiao said next to him: ” I don’t know how to get a salary of several thousand yuan a month and don’t know how much I love work every day.”

I stared at the account that Yu Haiqiao transferred to me through WeChat. I felt that this silly/forced brain should almost be broken, but I insisted on not taking it for nothing. The two operations of marrying him and divorcing took a lot of money. I originally It shouldn’t be a waste of time. As a loss, I poke my finger and receive the money immediately.

Yu Haiqiao opened the car door and got in by himself, then opened the co-pilot door and leaned over inside and shouted impatiently: “Hurry up, I will get up before 7 o’clock and drive down to your house to wait. It’s almost nine o’clock now, so I rushed to accompany Lao Tzu to a meal and starved to death.”

“…”

Damn, Yu Haiqiao may have really broken his brain.