100 Reasons to Kill My Husband - Chapter 28

(Twenty-eight)

It was really busy at the end of the year. I was not busy at work. There were a lot of **** in the company. I lived close to where I worked, so I didn’t move home for the time being. Yu Haiqiao came to live with me for a few days. People usually get up at 7 or more than 8 o’clock, and come to me at 7 o’clock every day. Others have a hobby of being in bed. They have to lie in bed for ten minutes when the alarm clock rings. When they wake up, I feel unhappy. I feel a bit miserable. Moreover, at the end of the year, his company also has small meetings. He is also a department leader and has a lot of shit. Sometimes he still works overtime. It’s even later when I drive here. I personally change my mind and treat Yu Haiqiao’s spring-like warmth. Seeing that he feels a little distressed, I tell him to go home and live, so as not to run around like this.

Upon hearing this, Yu Haiqiao expressed a strong condemnation for my act of rushing people like this. Since I have recently mastered a new skill to coax Yu Haiqiao, he is a dog. The young master finally moved back home, but he often worried about me in WeChat: “What are you eating tonight and takeaway?” I became an old mother inexplicably, and I resisted the urge to laugh at him. Shun Mao Lu: “Big brother, I really know how to cook by myself. If I don’t know how to cook instant noodles, I will cook very nutritiously.”

Yu Haiqiao sent me an emoticon with a little girl’s suspicious look in her eyes.

I continued to smooth the hair: “Because I’m by your side, I can’t do anything. You are so spoiled that I am spoiled.” With a kiss expression.

Recently surfing on the Internet, I learned a lot of awkward love stories, and one is more than enough to coax Yu Haiqiao.

Yu Haiqiao’s deformed mouth and body integrity When I first used this technique tentatively, it made me feel embarrassed by returning to me a series of ellipsis, and even complained about me in disgust—Are you disgusting? ?

I’m okay, very receptive, and sent a few kakas—not disgusting, I decided to face my heart calmly.

After a long period of time, Yu Haiqiao became very useful, and it was almost accurate. I was wondering why I was so mad every day before that I didn’t use this trick.

After I became more and more comfortable with coaxing Yu Haiqiao, the annual vacation was about to be released. I went home in the evening of a working day and talked to Yu Haiqiao WeChat nonsense until 11 o’clock in the evening. During the voice call, I suddenly saw a WeChat sent by someone while I was chatting with Yu Haiqiao.

He was someone who hadn’t played for a long time so that I almost forgot that he was on my mobile phone. He sent a message and asked me-how did you watch the last show? Will you have time to see him right away during the Chinese New Year?

I stared at the phone and missed you, who was the show and who to meet, inexplicably.

This brother sent a message again and asked me: “You don’t need to be so wary of me, and I don’t mean anything. After so many years, there is one thing that has always puzzled me.”

“What’s the matter?” Humans died of curiosity.

Xiao Chen sent a message: “I had a good relationship with you for a period of time in college, and it was even said to be very ambiguous. If you take a step further, you can have a romantic relationship. I also bet with my roommate at the time that you will be in a few days. Become my girlfriend, but one day I found out that I was blocked by you and I couldn’t contact you. I have been very puzzled about this for so many years. Some time ago, I shot an advertisement and saw an old classmate mentioning you suddenly. Thinking about it, I’m still very curious when I think about it. After a long time, I want to know the answer even more.”

“…” A man is really an inexplicable creature, and there is always a kind of enigmatic self-confidence. I want to roll my eyes, “Isn’t it, big brother, do you remember this thing for so long?”

“When I think about it, I am curious when I think about it. After a long time, it becomes a habit to be curious. If it doesn’t work, you have to answer my questions.”

I’m crazy, this guy, it’s really not easy to mix up in the entertainment industry. I went in alone for a few years and it became like this. I didn’t reply to him, so I sent Yu Haiqiao a WeChat account.

“You laughed to death, Yu Gou, remember the star named Xiao Chen. This person sent me a WeChat message and asked me why I ignored him ten years ago and whether his brain is abnormal.” After sending the message, I put down my phone and prepared. To take a bath.

Xiao Chen sent again: “I really don’t understand. The day before, you and my friends ate and chatted in the front street of the school. I also sent you back downstairs in your dormitory. I sent you a message the next day and found that you were dragged by you. Black, I can’t get through on the phone. I can’t see people directly when I go to your school to meet you, but I was rather angry at the time and didn’t put more effort into my curiosity.”

I replied a message to him: “I don’t remember, you think too much, take the time to do a mental consultation, don’t put everything into your heart.” After finishing speaking, I put my phone and went to the bathroom to take a shower.

After I came out, I saw that Yu Haiqiao bombarded several messages and sent me several call applications. I touched my phone and walked to my bedroom.

The first sentence from Yu Haiqiao was not very civilized—fuck me the grandson of Rahei.

The second piece of news also involved life assaults-didn’t you talk to that dwarf for a long time at night?

The third message is after sending me a few calls and I didn’t answer—why don’t you answer my voice! ! ?

I replied to him: “You just took a shower, why are you so excited?”

Yu Haiqiao didn’t reply to me. I was sitting in front of my dressing table and doing my skin care routine very seriously, applying layer by layer on my face very seriously. It was almost twelve o’clock when I was done, I glanced again Looking at the phone, Yu Haiqiao hasn’t responded to the message yet. I don’t think he can fall asleep within seconds after sending a few messages. He walked on the bed and sent him a call request.

After waiting for a few seconds, thinking that this person won’t be really tired as a dog, and then fell asleep. Just as he was about to hang up the phone, Yu Haiqiao accepted the invitation, panting, pressing his throat and speaking on the other side of the phone: “Open the door. .”

“Huh?” I thought I had auditory hallucinations.

Yu Haiqiao’s voice was low and clear, “Open the door.”

I got off the bed, opened the bedroom door and walked to the door and opened the door. Yu Haiqiao stood at the door, frowning when he saw me, “When will you move back?”

I was dumbfounded: “What are you doing here so late?”

Yu Haiqiao stood at the door, his voice getting deeper and deeper: “Is it possible for me to get up half an hour early every morning to send you to work?”

I continued to be confused: “It’s not why you came?”

Yu Haiqiao frowned: “I have something to confess with you.”

My eyes were suspicious: “Are you seriously ill?”

At the entrance of Yu Haiqiao Station, I reached out and touched his hand. It was still quite cold outside in winter. After releasing it, I waved, “Come in quickly, it’s freezing cold.”

Yu Haiqiao walked in bitterly and bitterly, changed the indoor slippers and sat on the sofa, solemnly instructing me: “Pour a cup of hot water.”

I took the quilt and poured him a glass of water, and handed it to him to sit next to his armrest: “Why are you inexplicably coming to confess to me at night?”

He drank the warm water in the cup in one breath, glanced at me, and hesitated: “I said…”

Me: “Say, what are you hiding from me?”

Yu Haiqiao frowned, and tentatively said for a while: “That…”

“What?” I remained gentle and calm.

Yu Haiqiao: “That little star.”

“…?” I wondered.

Yu Haiqiao turned his head and stared at my eyes very sincerely. The tone of speech was very quick. If it were converted into words, it might be a long paragraph, and there was no punctuation mark in the middle: “You didn’t like that person in college. I’m going to fall in love soon and I’m going to be **** in front of me, I’m upset for a while and tell you that he’s hooking up with another woman and going to the hotel and…”

I struggled to extract key information from this long string of words: “You lied to me?”

Yu Haiqiao whispered: “Then who asked you to show affection in front of my single dog, it’s not such a thing that is not easy to do, Ha Xiu En Ai die fast, wife ha ha ha…”

I looked at Yu Haiqiao suspiciously. For a while, I didn’t know whether to say that Yu Haiqiao was stupid/forcing others to make rumours, or whether to say that Yu Haiqiao’s brain was abnormal. When I went to my door and explained it to me, so many thousands of words only converged into one sentence: “You are sick!” When humans are surprised, they also use the word barren.

Yu Haiqiao looked at me, pretending to be very pitiful.

I really can’t understand: “This kind of thing is worth remembering for so long, and why the **** came to explain it to me at night??”

Yu Haiqiao glanced at me. After a while, he reached out and grabbed my hand, placed it in his palm and squeezed it lightly. He whispered: “You have lived for 18 years and haven’t liked anyone. Suddenly I like others. I was worried that the person was not good. After inquiring, I found that this person was average from head to toe. He only scored forty points in the math college entrance examination, and I don’t think he likes you much. If you get it, I don’t think he is good at it.”

I stared at Yu Haiqiao: “So you lied to me that he cast nets everywhere and stepped on several boats?”

Yu Haiqiao bowed his eyes and nodded at me. If my brain breaks down, I might be grateful on the spot for giving him the trophy, and sincere thanks to him for his noble morals and his father and mother. Broken heart for my love life.

I sighed and sighed plainly, “Yu Haiqiao, you are so touched by me!”

The expression on his face paused, and then he let out an oops, with a grin: “It’s nothing, it’s all I should do. What is the relationship between the two of us, is it hehe hehe?”

I glanced at him and smiled: “What’s the relationship between us?”

Yu Haiqiao immediately said, “A solid husband and wife relationship!”

I questioned: “The divorce certificate is still in the drawer of my room.”

Yu Haiqiao immediately said again: “Love is better than Jin Jian’s free love relationship that won’t be fettered by the shackles of reality!”

Yu Haiqiao made me amazed more and more. I was angry for a while and funny for a while. These two emotions collided in my body repeatedly. I rolled my eyes and said, “Yu Haiqiao, you are really great, I am so touched. Now, to be your friend, you will strictly check whether that person’s boyfriend is qualified. Being a husband and wife also supports any proposal of your partner. I’m so touched that I don’t know who the blessings I have cultivated in my previous life know you.”

Yu Haiqiao smiled very obediently, and answered me in silence.

But I was curious again: “But why do you suddenly remember what happened so long ago and come and tell me?”

Yu Haiqiao whispered: “It’s not that the grandson contacted you inexplicably and inexplicably asked about such a long matter.”

I am puzzled: “He asked, just ask, my old lady can still wake up because he asked this question, you are a complete dog/force, people and dogs are reproductively separated and not suitable for being together, and then turn around. Is it the right way to go with a human like him?”

When Yu Haiqiao heard this, he raised his head and looked at me scorchingly. The blinking speed of his eyes was very slow, so slow that it made me——

I couldn’t help but yelled out: “No! You don’t think I like him or he still likes me! This happened so **** years ago, your brain is not good, your IQ is eaten by dogs Have you become mentally retarded?!”

Yu Haiqiao was dull for a moment with this sound of me and gave a whisper, and then looked at me innocently: “I always thought you like that stupid/forced star…I always thought he was you. Your cinnabar mole, your white moonlight…”

Me: “Wait, don’t be an educator and make sentences, for Mao?!”

Yu Haiqiao’s face was heavy, and he slowly said, “Do you still remember the scene when you told me that you were about to fall in love with this little bunny? I didn’t lie to you that this sling hair is suspicious of the girl’s hook and shoulders. …” He said this place and observed my expression for a second, and then said, “You burst into tears on the spot, and then you came down. You cried miserably, and you were so embarrassed to cry.” Yu Haiqiao whispered, “I.” I’ve known you for eighteen years and I’ve never seen you cry like that. At the time, I was still thinking about what’s going on when I’ve finished it. Is it like this? Damn, I’ve known you for so long. I’m afraid that I’m dead to see you crying for me. I think Shi Ran is really not good. “Yu Haiqiao said, frowned here, and looked at me with some inexplicable anger, “Are you crying?”

This is a bit embarrassing, and I don’t want to say more about it, especially after so many years in front of Yu Haiqiao, I’m willing to accept this beautiful misunderstanding. I coughed and said perfunctorily: “Young and frivolous. Frivolous.”

Yu Haiqiao stared at me for a moment: “Aren’t you young or frivolous now?”

I calmly waved my hand: “No, no.” To prevent the topic from continuing, I quickly changed the topic, “But Yu Haiqiao, you are so great, you see the ideological difference between the two of us, I want a really open marriage. Love other men after marriage, do you want to divorce me or wish me happiness with a smile.”

Yu Haiqiao frowned, and he was silent for a long time.

Suddenly curse: “Fuck your mother’s **** to **** open marriage, to **** the difference in ideology, you dare to **** me with other men and men…”

“What are you doing?”

Yu Haiqiao gritted his teeth: “I **** cry for you!”

It was quite serious, but I didn’t hold back when Yu Haiqiao made it and laughed wildly: “You cry, you cry, don’t you cry, you are a puppy!”

Yu Haiqiao squeezed my wrist and chuckled softly in my wild laugh: “You are not willing to make me sad.”