100 Reasons to Kill My Husband - Chapter 3

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Tonight until Yu Haiqiao enters the house, the most important reason I should have killed this dog has not been revealed yet.

He is a liar dog/force.

From the time I was studying, it was obvious that I was going out to play but I had to tell my family—”Shi Ran had a poor test result last week. I went to make up for her.” Then he appeared at my door carrying a schoolbag as a three-good student. Won my mother’s trust, she cheated me out of the house by giving me a topic as an excuse. After cheating me out of the house, I went to play basketball by myself. What should I do? Let me hold a heavy exercise book. Learn the true meaning of learning progress in the place of learning.

At that time, a young and ignorant person who was still worried about academic performance, I followed him several times. In the end, I was angry and told his mother the truth of the matter so that this matter got its due result.

After this dog became an adult, he even lied and opened his mouth, tricking my parents into thinking that my marriage to him was a blessing for my generations. Even last weekend, he woke up at night and ate the only thing left in the refrigerator. A popsicle can also look at me innocently and deny: “I don’t have one.”

This dog/force doesn’t have a single truth in his mouth. He is the only one except me in our house. Will my popsicle run with long legs? He even told such low-level lies, and my knowledge of him immediately reached a new level after the dialogue was completed, so that after ten seconds of silence, I gave him a **** and returned to the bedroom. Silently lying on the bed and emptied my shopping cart with his Alipay intimate payment.

In view of the principle that money can buy happiness, I have been happy for several days. Compared with seeing Yu Haiqiao, I also feel that it is a little more beautiful than before. I don’t call him Yugou on WeChat, even today. In the afternoon, after the company received several couriers, he happily ordered afternoon tea for him and his eight colleagues in the department.

Originally, as a pleasant surprise, the deliveryman was sent to the front desk of his company, and then he was told that he was not in the company.

I immediately greeted Yu Haiqiao gently and politely, and he answered me three words—outside.

I just typed and explained that I had ordered afternoon tea for the people in his entire department. Yu Haiqiao said, “Chen Xie came back from France and invited me to have coffee.”

No one knows why the IT department manager of a pharmaceutical company can skip work until working hours to go out for coffee and meet his ex-girlfriend.

Yes, Chen Xie was the school girl from Yu Haiqiao’s high school. He and Yu Haiqiao have been in intermittent contact. When I was in a very beautiful period of ambiguity with a music player at the school, I was mocking Yu Haiqiao, a lonely family member. In high spirits, I want to introduce someone to Yu Haiqiao.

As a result, this person sat in the milk tea shop and took out his cell phone, found out his chat history with Chen Xie, and put his cell phone in front of me in a leisurely manner and told me, “Brother still need you to worry? “

Yu Haiqiao, the dogman, attacked me and beat me unpreparedly. Then he forced to retract the phone and put on a face that was obviously a smile and said, “You still worry about your music player. Eyes, his eyes are short-sighted and it’s useless to wear glasses to look at you?” He didn’t rush to beckon me, “Is he 1.7 meters tall? You put on high heels and walked with him. Are you looking at him with your head down? And his level of appreciation of music, I don’t know how he got admitted to the music department of their school. Said that he took forty points in the math test of the college entrance examination.” He smiled at me and said, “No wonder you are so stupid to go together.”

Yu Haiqiao’s dog/forced mouth will one day be filled with hot oil and sew it with a needle and thread. At that time, I was so angry that I almost lifted the table in the milk tea shop because the table was He was fixed on the ground, so I did the action of raising the table several times without success. I had to make a fist to resist the urge to punch him back to his hometown.

And the dog Yu Haiqiao never knows what it means to be “almost.” I seriously suspect that when he vomited upright, I took a knife and split him from the middle. This person’s four-part mouth was still Can continue to talk.

He still calmly continued in my angry expression: “Speaking of which, the last time I accidentally saw him in a small hotel near the school, he was walking happily with a 1.5-meter girl in his arms.”

I groaned inwardly, marveling at myself that the eyes of men are not as good as those of dogs.

Yu Haiqiao reached out and patted my shoulder very heavily after saying this to me: “Sorry.”

This gleeful **** made me so angry that I turned around and left, and secretly vowed in my heart again that I would not meet Yu Haiqiao again until the day when the dog/forced death.

Afterwards, it was Yu Haiqiao who apologized to me for a week and covered my food for a month. He also helped me go to class when I didn’t want to take elective courses for various reasons. This matter was reluctant. Revealed the past.

Now this person is dating an ex-girlfriend who has never been disconnected during working hours. I think it’s a big problem.

So he gave him several instructions very seriously in WeChat: “Comrade Yu Haiqiao, please don’t forget that you are now married.”

“If you have to regain your old love, then after you sign the divorce agreement with me, your conscience will be greatly condemned for derailing your marriage.”

As a result, this dog/force didn’t reply to a single message. The last time he contacted me was when he was in the car saying that he was on his way home from get off work. He asked me to boil the carrot and rib soup in the pot first, and gave very detailed instructions. I use the ratio of ribs to radish and water.

I think I have a good reason to be poisoned in this soup, it’s a **** poison.

Thinking of this, I was emotional, new and old hatreds flooded into my heart, and I couldn’t wait to poison him before he was poisoned. After throwing down the TV remote control, I walked to the kitchen door and asked him to confront him: “Yu Dog.”

He was humming a little tune happily, which was very unpleasant. He glanced back at me disgustingly: “vulgar.” He exhaled two words from his mouth elegantly and calmly.

“Did you steal the popsicles in my refrigerator last weekend?” I asked seriously.

Yu Haiqiao thought about it very seriously for a moment, and answered me innocently: “It’s not me.”

Me: “Did you break a bottle of the skin care products I put on the shelf?”

“…It wasn’t me, you accidentally broke it yourself. Besides, didn’t I buy you a new bottle?”

“When I was busy working some time ago and working overtime on weekends, did you steal my facial mask at home every day?”

“Last time my mother and your mother came home, your mother said that you bought things as if they were sick, and that the things could be out of date. They said it was to help you solve the inventory, so I took some away with my mother.”

“It’s true? Why didn’t I know that they were here, why didn’t you tell me?” I didn’t seem to go home to see my mother anymore.

He looked back at me, disgusted: “Can you walk out of the kitchen, it will affect my cooking skills.”

I seriously fired several hateful eyes at Yu Haiqiao, hoping that through his eyes, he could immediately explain to me the evil consequences of all the previous lies.

Yu Haiqiao, the dog/force, did not understand the inner meaning of my eyes. He told me to get out of the kitchen or if I was really hungry, I could drink some soup to cushion my stomach.

Damn, I suddenly felt that our marriage had come to an end, and quickly made the following decision, I said: “Divorce.”

“…” Yu Haiqiao, who was cooking dinner happily, hummed, “Li.”

I said: “Just go to the Civil Affairs Bureau to get a divorce this weekend.”

The dog Yu Haiqiao said briskly: “Xinglai.” After a while he hesitated and asked me, “Does the Civil Affairs Bureau work on weekends?”

A breath of malice came to my heart: “Whether I am going to work or not, this marriage is divorced!”

Yu Haiqiao looked back and looked at her unreasonably making trouble with children for a long while. “Who will stamp you if they don’t go to work? I’ll go to the seal carving shop near the community and ask someone to engrave a chapter for you. I will buy a divorce certificate online and I will stamp it for you first. What is the meaning of each chapter?”

I gave him a middle finger. In order not to delay my dinner, I decided to postpone the divorce for a while.

You must eat first, and Yu Haiqiao can die later.