100 years before Divorce - Chapter 255

“Hmph Hmph Hmph?” Guan Xian inquired with a pale face.

“Shh, you don’t need to know now. Shut up and follow me,” Xia Sha said. Guan Xian could feel his close distance as her soft hand pulled him.

“…”

Following Xia Sha’s instruction, Guan Xian went quiet and didn’t speak along the way. He does try to track his surrounding by his other sense. He knew when they took the elevator and walked past the lobby. Even when they make him get into the car, Guan Xian has a vague sense of direction.

According to his calculation, it should be the A district. A prime location in which the civil affairs bureau building stands.

Wait, CIVIL AFFAIR BUREAU?! HOUSEHOLD REGISTRATION BOOK?

Shockwaves had hit Guan Xian long before Xia Sha opened his blindfold and revealed the big building upon him. In a slow, dramatic way, Guan Xian turns to Xia Sha with disbelief written on his face.

“No way,” he chanted.

Xia Sha raised her eyebrow and nodded her head calmly, “Yes-way.”

“It’s impossible!” Guan Xian rounded his eyes as he put both of his hands on Xia Sha’s shoulder. His grip was firm as Xia Sha felt slight pain from the pressure.

Xia Sha nodded her head for the second time said it to Guan Xian’s face, “It’s possible. You aren’t backing up, aren’t you?”

“Are you kidding me? No! Aren’t you?” Guan Xian shocks Xia Sha’s shoulder once and makes her body shakes.

Xia Sha pulled out two booklets from her back, showing Guan Xian how well she had prepared herself. She also released herself from Guan Xian’s grip and twirled her body with the booklet.

“I’ve dressed up, bought the booklet, and kidnapped the groom. Can’t you tell?” Xia Sha tilted her head and smiled in a lovely way that Guan Xian subconsciously let out his silly grin.

“Now come on, let’s get inside before they close!” Xia Sha exclaims, pulling Guan Xian to get inside the building with high spirit.

Once they got inside the waiting room, Zheng Shuang and Kai Xin rushed toward them and handed them papers and waiting tickets. A board smile hides the urge to squeal and hugs their best friend.

“Now, please write down your personal information in this paper before your turn come!” Kai Xin urges them after Guan Xian and Xia Sha sit down.

“Hey, calm-”

“There is no time to calm down. Your turn is coming soon. Our public servant is working so efficiently. Please don’t hinder their work!” Zheng Shuang cut Xia Sha before she finishes her sentence.

“Are this is for real?” Guan Xian seems too stunned to start writing his form.

“No, this is the fake form. You’ll have to fill in the other form in front of the officer later,” Zheng Shuang inform according to her observation while waiting for Xia Sha and Guan Xian.

“Just- fill it,” Xia Sha clicked her mouth as she busied herself.

“Wait!” Guan Xian suddenly stops Xia Sha from writing another word on the paper. He looks deadly serious as he explains his action, “Before we did this, I want to ask you something.”

His interruption makes Xia Sha nervous. Her eyelashes withering uncommonly, fear starts to invade her gaze.

“I knew it! You don’t want to marry me!” Xia Sha conflictedly mutters, lowering her head as she speaks.

“No! Not at all! It’s not that. I don’t want to regret this moment. After all, It’s once in life matters. Are you sure you are not in a rush and wear whatever you found in the hospital?” Guan Xian asked, looking at Xia Sha’s outfit from up and down.

Xia Sha, who had already lowered her head, starts to get dumbfounded by her stupidity. She is still wearing the hospital gown. Though, her makeup is still on.

Thank God for setting spray.

Zheng Shuang and Kai Xin, who almost spitted out blood because Guan Xian suddenly stopped the flow, let out an angry laugh, “You think we would let Xia Sha take marriage photo with hospital uniform, are you crazy?”

They think Guan Xian is underestimating them as Xia Sha’s best friend! Who would let her best friend wear a hospital gown for her marriage certificate?!

“Don’t worry. Just take care of the procedure first. We’ll take care of the rest,” Kai Xin calmly assure them.

Xia Sha raised her eyebrow and squinted her eyes at Zheng Shuang and Xia Sha.

It’s true. Xia Sha had planned a surprise for Guan Xian after she ‘comes-to-a-realization’ last night. However, because she is rushing things, some matters are left unhanded. It’s bold for forgetful Kai Xin and sloppy Zheng Shuang to give her this kind of assurance.

“Can I trust you?” Xia Sha and Guan Xian suddenly said at the same time.

Zheng Shuang and Kai Xin: “…”

Do you want to get married or not?! Don’t you realize your marriage fate is in our hands?

It turns out that Xia Sha and Guan Xian don’t have to worry about a thing. Right after they finish filling out their form, Xiao Ni and Wang Kai come with the outfit from them. Xia Sha and Guan Xian get changed and go through the procedure until they stand outside the building with two red booklets in their hand.

“Wow, we are married,” Guan Xian mutters in disbelief. His eyes never left their picture inside the marriage certificate as he held Xia Sha’s hand tighter.

Xia Sha nodded her head, affirming Guan Xian’s word, and added, “Well, guess I’m someone’s wife now.”

Guan Xian turns to Xia Sha with a furrowed eyebrow. With slight dissatisfaction on his face, he complained, “someone? You are not someone’s wife. Who is someone? You are Guan Xian’s wife!”

Xia Sha clicked her tongue at Guan Xian’s fussiness. She tilted her head and said with a domineering tone, “Alright, then you are Xia Sha’s husband. Let’s go home, husband.”

“Right away, wife,” Guan Xian excitedly walks Xia Sha toward his car.

Xia Sha watches Guan Xian’s back with a proud smile on her face. She wonders how he will react to the next surprise she has prepared for him. A giggle escaped from her mouth when Guan Xian turned to her and waved his hand at him.

“Come on, let’s head home,” Guan Xian urges when he sees that Xia Sha hasn’t moved from her original spot.

“What the rush?” Xia Sha giggles while walking casually down the stairs.

Guan Xian raised his eyebrow and looked at Xia Sha with questioning eyes. Shamelessly, he answers, “Jump into the bed, what else?”

Xia Sha: “…”

Does married status change your experience in the bed? Being married does not magically change ‘anything,’ Right?

Xia Sha tilted her head and looked at Guan Xian with a guilty face, “Oops. Look like I make a mistake. I’m sorry?”

Guan Xian’s eyelashes battled for a few times before he dramatically asked, “What did you do? Don’t tell me you want to divorce me?!”

He shouldn’t have been too selfish and blunt! Xia Sha would probably feel disappointed after hearing the first thing he wants to cuddle right after marriage?

“I’m sorry! It was just that cuddling felt so good, but you keep telling me to go home before.”

Xia Sha was rendered speechless for a moment after witnessing Guan Xian’s TMI confession.

“I’m sorry for sending you home when you want to cuddle,” Xia Sha acknowledged her action and added, “But that’s not why I apologize to you.”

“So, what is it?” Guan Xian titled his head.

“I thought- you would like to…” Xia Sha averted her gaze as her voice faded out, “Spend your last day as a single man with your friend? I booked all of your friend’s time for three days two nights for vacation with you.”

Guan Xian’s jaw almost dropped as cold sweat formed on his forehead. “This is a prank, right? Why would a newly wedded groom go out with his stinky friend for three days and two nights?”

“I wouldn’t want to call your friend stinky if I were you…” Xia Sha mumbled when she made eye contact with four men on a handsome Jeep car.

‘BEEP BEEP’

“You are stinkier than us! Do you think we’re kind enough to forget your oath? Don’t let me catch your cheating ass!” Ji Cun Xi shouted from the car. He looks so angry that he slides his car out from the window.

Guan Xian’s eyes were wide open as he quickly grabbed Xia Sha’s hand tightly with a pleading face, “Wifey! Don’t let them take me! They are going to strip me naked and make me dance to a bunch of pathetic songs!”

“Uh, do you mean a bunch of your favorite songs?” Wang Kai easily pushes Guan Xian’s button.

“Shut up! You once admit you like Justin Bieber’s song!”

“Justin Bieber’s song is catchy,” Xia Sha indirectly sided to the boys rather than her new husband.

“Wifey!” Guan Xian cried out a protest! He began to shudder when Jian Jun came out from the car to drag him in.

“No! No! No! I WANT TO CUDDLE!” Guan Xian insisted when Jian Jun and Wang Kai got closer.

“I’m sorry, they also tricked me into thinking you want the trip!” Xia Sha shook her head when Jian Jun and Wang Kai grabbed Guan Xian’s right and left arm.

“We didn’t trick you! He indeed chooses this for himself,” Jian Jun clarify.

“Fudge you! It’s all only trick to make Wang Kai never marry my sister!”

“Bullshit,” Wang Kai mumbles.

“Lame excuse,” Ji Cun Xin rolls his eyes.

Guan Xian: “…” I felt so wronged.

Xia Sha: “Bye, Hubby, have a fun vacation~.”