5th Rated God - Volume 1 Chapter 29 I Wanna Die..

Currently floating in a mysterious place, lies an unconscious body of a little mouse. How did this little rodent get itself in the emptiness of space? Why of course its our main character!!!!

Currently the main character was dead and the novel is ending… not! Plot armor activate!!!!

The rodent glowed with power and gentle little flames started to engulf its little body.

Did the plot armor fail, rather than coming back alive are we about to have roasted mouse for lunch instead?

“Gasp* !!!!”, inhaled the little rat.

“Im not a rat!!!!! Im a cute mouse!”, screamed the rodent suddenly, as it opened its eyes.

The little has actually revived! This pesky little c.o.c.kroach sure is durable.

The punny little mouse god: I’ve been downgraded to a c.o.c.kroach….. that’s somehow worse!!!

The author: LOLOLOLOL

Anyway the little rodent started to survey its surrounding and it saw that it was in space. With its god powers it didn’t need air, but that all its power can do. It can keep itself alive but it cant do mush of anything else.

The pest starts to remember what happened. It then immediately wanted to forget what it remembered.

“Ahhhhhh, those assholes!”, the little rodent rememberers the traumatic experience it went through.

First some human it tried to scare off, beat it senseless, then it was showed off around like livestock and received 999999 points of damage after they started to insult it. Then some scary man stabbed it with a knife!

The last thing it remembered was that some stream of power was slowly entering it as it slumbered. It felt very comfortable and familiar…..

It was very vague ,but with its was quickly forgotten. The little rodent was currently at the mercy of space, and there was nothing in sight. It simply floated in this strange dimension.

“Let my try flying”, thought the crappy god.

Using its divine power it transformed into a bird. It then proceeded to flap its wings and headed in a random direction.

It flew and and flew…..

1 hour…

“I find some place for sure!”, said the god in a enthusiastic tone.

3 hours….

“Im a little tired…”, said the hopeful god.

1 day….

“Any day now…..”, said the punny god as it slowly started to lose hope.

After a week…..

“Ahhhhhhhhh!!!!!”, screamed the irritated god.

After a month…

“Kill me…..”, the crappy god lost all hope and fell into despair.

After a year….

“Ahhhhahahahaha!”, the crazy god has turned delusional.

After 10 years….

“Kill me…. kill me….”, the god went back to despair.

It actually went back and forth from despair to delusional quite a few times, but it eventually stayed in despair mode.

The pitiful thing had lost all energy and its peppy attitude despaired at day 30. Some main characters would often have inane mental strength and fortitude, but this little brat hadn’t really gone through any hardsh.i.p.s to truly shape it’s determination.

They would endure hell to save their comrades, the crappy little god would rather leave them there. Some anime heroes would send years in isolation, training, they god would rather hibernate in its bear form. Some main character would endure thousands of injuries and still forge on ahead, the crappy god would rather run away to lick its wounds.

In other world our main character, wasn’t a main character at all! It was lazy, crappy and self-centered. With such a horrible personality it would never be able to endure the loneliness of floating space.

Eventually just lost consciousness and silently drifted. After so much time has passed the shitty little god started to turn transparent….

It powers were fading and its presence was on the verge of dissipating. This is what happened when a god is forgotten. They would simply disagree into nothing. While this was happening, a strange light within in the lifeless body of the god started to glow.

Then mist that resembled the strange phenomenal with the sculptor started to reappear. It engulfed the god and almost like it was nourishing the god, its form started too stabilized. But who knows how long this would last.

The punny god is able to survive a few more decades and it continued to float.

As time went by the mist was slowly dissipating, but hope has finally arrived! The floating god started to near a planet!

The planet was covered in sand and with little to no water, but what should be seen was a vast river that spanned across the surface. What really stood out were the structure of pointy triangular buildings, that could be seen even from space. One could seen many humans near the river washing their cloths and gathering water.

It was a world of desert and sand, but the inhabitance seem to be lively. Reeds can be seen growing near the river and people plowing the fields. While the land was not fertile, it wasn’t impossible to grow.

Within the pyramid structure where priests praying and sculptors engraving hieroglyphs and making art depicting various gods.

One particular priest was wrapping a bead body in bandages.

“May your trip to the under world be safe, may Osiris bless you”, said the priest as it finished preserving the mummy in a coffin.

It was a world ruled by the Egyptian pantheon! Where there is a world, there is bound to be gods ruling it.

As the crappy little god floated near the planet it was not unnoticed. The calm day the ball of dessert and sand was having, suddenly erupted in alarm.

Desert storms stated to appear, the calm nile river started to turn, the pyramids started to glow with divine powers.

In a place a pharaoh dressed in gold was lazily listening to his advisor reading of papyrus when suddenly a precognition slipped into his mind.

“The gods we’re making a move!”, shouted the Pharaoh.

Startled the advisor said, “What shall we do, sire!?”

Gaining a sense of agency the pharaoh shouts,”To the pyramids! We must consult the gods.”

“May lord Horus triumph in this battle and protect our world…”, mumbles the Pharaoh.

Little did the unconscious god know that it would stir up a whole world to go into full alert with its pathetic presence.