5th Rated God - Volume 1 Chapter 31 False Alarm
“Im ready, I’m ready.”, the Pharaoh chanted towards himself.
“I am faithful. I am loyal. Take me!!!”, shouted the pharaoh. He was ready to become the ultimate sacrifice to empower the gods to repel the invaders.
“My lord, my master, oh benevolent god may you protect my people from harm!”
“Ill join you soon father….”, whispered the pharaoh, there was no afterlife for those who sacrificed themselves, but the Pharaoh still hoped there was something beyond that.
He steeled his will and started to cut all physical and emotional attachment! His body started to glow with divine power and was slowly dissipating into mist!
“Oh wait false alarm”, suddenly a slightly awkward voice sounded.
“Huh?”, the Pharaoh opened his mouth and the devotion he had just displayed was disturbed.
“Huh?”, the advisor was kneeling in sorrow over how his beloved king was about to make the biggest sacrifice for his people, also abruptly stoped crying and screaming the kings kind graces.
The Pharaoh who was ready to sacrifice himself and disappear into nothing:…..
“…”, there was a long awkward pause from the entire planet.
“Give me back my determination!” The pharaoh felt stiff on the inside and felt as if someone pored cold water on him.
They were in a land with little water so that might actually feel good, but I’m talking about it figuratively.
The divine hawk with a silver eye looked at a certain point in the sky. With his divine eye he could easily make out the figure of a little bird shrouded in a mist. It saw that the little thing was slowly dissipating and was surprised by the mist surround it.
As a god he knew exactly what that mist signified. It was the ultimate sacrifice! The very same phenomenon that the stifled pharaoh beside him was so determined to become.
It had no idea why the little birdy had appeared near his realm. It could easily tell that while a believer was loyal enough to become an ultimate sacrifice, the god itself was a weak ass chicken. As a fellow avian like god it had all the right to say that the inferior bird was weak.
The little chicken god has earned itself another title!
The weak ass chicken: ….. eh, I’m about to die anyways…..
The author: Reactions a little weak….. I’ll fix that in a moment, hehehehe…..
Just like that the anxiety and excitement the entire planet felt was distinguished in a instant. The eye catching beams of lights promptly shut off. The pyramids stoped glowing, the animals stoped acting weird, and the weather turned calm. The legendary figures of the gods within the beacons on light also disappeared.
The gods who were currently on standby in the pillar of lights also had the same thoughts as the mortals. What happened, weren’t they going to fight off some foreign power? The climax plummeted into a pile of shit. The mortals that were crying with hope, the people who were kneeling before the gods, and the one cheering on with pride, all of them came to an abrupt stop…
The gods also wanted to hide, but while being in a pillar of light they were extremely noticeable. Many wanted to hide in a hole, but they had to maintain their image so they can only helplessly close their eyes in a profound way and pretend that they were still slumbering and could only head back to their heavenly realm.
Everyone felt slightly embarrassed and the entire planet subconsciously agreed to not bring up the event again after several days later.
With the announcement heard, Horus spreaded his wings and took to the air to avoid all the stares that he could feel from the entire planet. How embarrassing…
He quickly ascended to the sky and later to space. Soon a ginormous divine hawk was before the pitiful dying little bird.
With its moonlight eye, Horus uses divine power and tried to peer into the little birdy.
Just like Tezcatlipoca with his all knowing mirror, the little birdy’s secrets were laid n.a.k.e.d before Horus.
The little birdy: F*cking pervert!
Fortunately for the little chicken, Horus frowns.
“The energy from the ultimate sacrifice is hindering my search…”
As he was pondering what to do, at the corner of his eye, he sees 2 other figures closing in on his location.
“Mother! Thoth!”
It was the divine mother of Horus, Isis! And his advisor Thoth, the god of knowledge.
The two figures were in their divine bird forms that were similar to cranes and when they arrived towards Horus, they changed their forms again.
Thoth retained the head of a bird with a a human body while Isis turned fully human.
The 2 newly arrived gods quickly turned their attention to the little birdy.
Isis sees how injured and faded the little god was and her mother instincts kicked in. With a wave of her hand she uses her authority and it engulfs the unconscious bird’s body. The birds little form visibly stabilizes and was no longer in danger.
As this happened the mist surrounding withdraws into the little birds body.
With the energy interference gone, Horus was finally able to peer into the secrets of the little god.
“His origin is greatly damaged and I can seem to see anything unusual…”, Horus shakes his head.
“Could it perhaps be a ploy sent by Set?”, Thoth asked. As an advisor he cant be too carefully and it it hight suspicious of this bird appearing out of nowhere.
While both Horus and Thoth were highly suspicious, Isis already went full mom mode. She already started to cuddle the little thing into her arm and was caressing it with great care. As a goddess of life and magic she is know to be a protector of women and children.
Horus and Thoth looked on with helplessness as it looked like Isis already wanted to take it in as one of it own.
Before they can object it seems that the little thing was taken in as one of their own!
Isis seemed to miss the feeling of raising children and she remembers how Horus was put on a path of revenge early on in life. He didn’t have much a childhood and she couldn’t really raise him all tenderly with how his uncle was pursuing them.
Perhaps due to all of the gods currently being associated with birds they took pity on it. Not to mention Horus cant bear to rip away the little thing form his mother caring arms.
Seems our main character has gained a golden thigh to hold on to.