5th Rated God - Volume 1 Chapter 6 Throw Up Like The Cheerleaders

The shocked god had no idea what to do! What can it do with these shrived up bodies?

The nameless gods mouth gaped open, then another change took place. Once again its form changed. Its pure white body started to be stained with a brown color and dark brown spot patterns emerged….just what could this mean….?

Its gaping mouth suddenly expanded greatly and following its instinct, it proceeded to swallow the children.

Whoa mama!!! It was the first time it had ate a human! Or a matter of fact, any meat! Even though it took on forms of carnivores animals, it had never eaten any animals or ever hunted a living creature. It was a vegetarian ah!

The now brown colored snake form the worthless god took on, thought about how to face the father in heaven. After all there was no guarantee even if it was a god, would survive with all the powerhouses messing up the place, it just might join the father.

Inside its body, the weakling god felt that the bodies it had just swallowed, where quickly dissolving. Its slit for eyes widened and desperately tried to throw up.

“Arhhhhhh!”

“Uhhhhhhhllllll!”

“Bllllarghhhh!”

It was trying with all its might to vomit out the bodies was constantly shaking its head back and forth, but it still didn’t work!

What to do!? What to do?!?! The foolish god started to panic.

It then had an idea! It stuck its tail into his mouth like how cheerleader stick their finger down theirs in order to lose weight.

It moved its tail around to trigger its gag reflex, but do snakes even have a gag reflex…? It just felt like it was trying to eat its tail and found that this method did work at all. By then the bodies have already eroded to nothing.

With a dumfounded look the stupid god just froze. It was too late…

If you were wondering, it paused while it still had its tail in his mouth. It looked a brown donut with spots if seen from above.

The worthless god then regained its senses and slowly slide it tail out of its mouth. There was a thick “plop”, as its saliva covered tailed limply fell to the floor. It also drooped its head, it felt…. kinda of sad but in a different way.

Later the idiot god would come to understand that it felt guilty. It felt the guilt of not helping his precious worshippers…. it felt the guilt of destroying the bodies of precious kids, the sculptor cherished.

It shortly fell into depression and curled its body up like a a poop emoji and it certainly did look like one with its brown color.