5th Rated God - Volume 1 Chapter 62 Ra's Secret Name

Amaterasu divine garments where beautifully decorated with sun-like patterns that were designed to have bold lines reaching out from a red circle to give off a feeling that it was rays emitted from a brilliant sun. A halo with delicate protrusion of slates that made it look like a celestial star was behind her, manifested. A long floating scarf encircled her being like a white dragon. Her sailor moon-, er transformation was breath taking! Her silky black hair and prominent red lips , along with white petit skin, made her even more otherworldly. Many admired her beauty in her realm. Anyone would fall for her!

Amaterasu: Admire my beauty you peasant!

Ra: Eh? She’s so pale like a sick person.

Amaterasu: Screw you!

There was beauty in all cultures, but due to different standards, Ra was not phased. He was from a universe of dessert and sand. A land where his dark skin mortal subjects roamed, were born in his image. He naturally preferred a more tannish look.

If Amaterasu knew that a whole universe of mortals thought she looked like a sick person she just might blow a fuse…

As Amaterasu started to bring out her her big guns, Ra himself wasn’t going to be outstaged. A sun disk that sat on his crow enlarged and soon a enormous golden disk floated behind him encompassing his entire body. Engraved on the disk were various hieroglyphs as well as various animal forms. Many could be recognized as he often took on their forms as he fought Amaterasu. Three certain forms shined brighter than the others. These 3 engraving where perfect parted and were each near the rim of the disk.

So far we know how Ra was poisoned, but now we will go into detail. Legend had it that Isis was hungry for power and desired the supreme absoluteness of Ra. One day while chatting amongst gods, Isis saw Ra strolling in his usual routine and saw a drop of saliva fall down from his mouth. For others they might think nothing of it, but for Isis it was a God-given chance!

Isis thought, “He sure is getting old and senile, might as well replace him”

Isis(Current): ….

A devious plan took forming her mind and she had another plan for the droll. Ra was the god of creation and everything he made obviously could not harm him and her plan is that the droll will transform into a snake bite him. With that drop of drool and her being a goddess of magic, she shaped it into a serpent, with well, magic somehow. Ra was going about in his usual retire and the serpent was placed exactly where she thought he would be and successfully poisoned him. His own demise from his own drool…

Author: I feel sorry for the guy, to be screwed over by his own droll… (The egytains wrote it not me)

Ra: …

Ra:You can stop saying droll…. cant you think of a more sophisticated word like godly elixir, or the dribble of god? How about saliva? They sound much more dignified.

Author: No. Droll is way funnier!

Ra: …

He called all of his children and creations and they mourned, Isis on the other hand was secretly smiling she cried her crocodile tears and secretly snickered.

Isis(At the time): Hehe

Ra:….

Isis(Current): I was young!

One by one each and every single god tried to diagnosed and even the god of wisdom,Thoth, could not find a cure!

Finally Isis came strolling in putting on her White Lotus bitch act and asked, “Forgive my insolence, but in order to cure you,I need your secret name…”, she put on a serious name and pleaded with a look of great kindness.

Ra naturally didn’t want to tell her his secret name so he told her what forms he took to distract her.

“I take on the form of Khepri in the morning as the morning god”

“I’m sorry my lord that name is not enough…

Translation: That’s not your real name~

“As you know, I am Ra the god of day for most of my time.”

“Yes my lord…”, she nodded.

Translation: I don’t care!, give me your real name!!!

“I am Khnum the god of evening, for evenings”

“Im sorry that name is also not enough”, replied Isis after pretend to contemplate.

Translation:I get it!!!! Your the god of whatever time it is! You old bag of bones give it up already~

Ra was plagued with such dreadful pain that he muttered for Isis to come even closer. With this act he said in a voice so quiet that not even a mosquito can hear it.

“Of course my lord…”, she said and put on a solemn expression as if she was unwilling do this if it weren’t for the circ.u.mstances.

At last he decided to tell her his secret name. Unable to take the pain he finally told Isis is true name and bada bing, bada boom! She put her husband on the throne.

“My lord I believe I can cure you now!”, she said with emotion as if she saw the light at the end of a tunnel, when she dame well, knew what she did.

Translation: There it is~!

Isis(Past): Im the smartest genius in all the realms, look at my Emmy acting!!!

Isis(Curent): Ahhhhhh!!!! Stop showing my black history!!!!

Unable to take the pain he finally told Isis is true name bada bing, bada boom she put her husband on the throne. She lived a life of luxury and basked in the glory of her husband, but as fate would have it, unfortunately the news was eventually leaked by someone…

When word got out Isis was smeared across the realms and Set grew angry with her, which inevitably led to him killing her husband. By then Ra was already recuperating in a unknown dimension and refused to help Isis in her time of need. If he didnt appear before her, she cant use his name!

Ra: HEHEHEHE.

When Set overthrowing Osiris happened, Ra was initially happy and saying she got what she got, but Set was not good leader that eventually led their universe in a bad direction. As her luck would have it Sets wife betrayed him and helped Isis escape.

Ra: That women has the luck of a Mary-sue…

His battles with Apophis was getting more difficult as Set waged war, but luckily everything stabilized and the young fledgling, Horus, took the throne.

The sun disk behind Ra glowed and a depiction of a beetle beamed. It was his first from, God of morning, Khepri! A scarab which looked like it was made of metallic gold was glimmering like it was just polished. Khepri opened his golden shell and feathered wings where unfolded! (That how it is depicted, so it doesn’t have insect wings)

His antennas held the sun disk and as if grabbing light from space it self he gathered them and tightly packed it into a golden dung ball!!! (Yup Egyptians worshiped a beetle that gathers poop into a ball, rolls it, lay eggs in it, and eats it.)

He packed layers on layers of intangible light and soon it ballooned until it could not hold any more. (Imagine doing the Rasengan)

He then unleashed his attack! Devastating gold exploded and encompassed every thing around Khepri. Like sun that had shown itself, his light touched all of creation!

Amataseru divine garments shined and as if a celestial maiden, her entire body seemed to be made of light and as the golden light flashed so did her garments. Her long sleeves fluttered as she graced the universe with her beauty.Then she started to dance in the middle of battle!!!

She twirled and lifted her arms and legs in a serene manner and danced like she was in field of flowers. Her floating scarf turned into a ribbon and danced along with her, adding a special mystical feeling. It was a dance of the sun goddess!

This was no ordinary dance as it was a ritual of some sort and a glowing yellow sphere of pure energy enveloped her body. It then expanded like a balloon and rushed to meet the attack.

At the speed of light the incoming ray and the defending barrier met each other! What happens when light hits light?(scientifically nothing) Right down at the position when the divine illumination of their attacks met, a explosion of blinding light flashed into existence. Even the sun gods themselves had to shield their eyes. The flash only lasted for several minutes, but they were already preparing their second attack.

The mortals and residents of the Egyptian ream: AHHHHHHH my eyes!!!!! Why is the sky so bright!?!?!?

Khepri then proceeded to morphed into a red orange feathered hawk. Like molting the feathered wings remained and a hawk emerged from the husk. It was his most prominent form, Ra, the god of day! Flames as if from purgatory itself lit the space on fire. Enduring heat was emitted and everything seemed to dry up as if it was a hellish desert. No creature can escape its mind draining heat! A blanket of fire covered above Amaterasu.

Unfazed for event second, she never once stoped her elegant steps. A dance cant be accompanied with no music. Soon a entire orchestra of tradition Japanese instruments started to sound out of no where. Shamisen and koto, strings where plucked and drums were beat. A melodious flute sounded and her dance grew livelier. In her hands were a pair of foldable fans.

Her pace quickened and became for fierce. She became more aggressive and took the initiative to launch her own attack, rather than stay defensive. In her erratic dance each time she waved her fan emitted sun beams that flared towards the impending blanket of fire.

The mortals: Isn’t it a bit hotter than usual…? Hmmmm, Ahhhhhhhh, the world is on fire!!!!

In a gods fight unexplainable distress are bound to occur. Poor mortals…