A Devil May Cry Fanfic - Chapter 109 Contracted kōhai

She does have a fair point so…-.-shit even her anarchy isn’t half as bad as what I’ve done in my earlier years…

“You know what there’s a loophole for demons that go to hell”

“Why do you need a loophole can’t you just come and go of your own free will? I mean this is essentially a hub for demons and halfy’s”

“No and here’s why if one goes to hell and their unholy they can’t get out unless a portal opens up or they get summoned by someone of this worl-”

“Hold up for a dam second your telling me that my husband and I also technically nephew are killing shit everyday and they aren’t coming outta hell? How the crap does that make sense??”

*He sighed*

“Calm your holy giant tits…

*Nocturne opened his mouth about to say something*

“shut up, yes and no people can summon demons it’s quite easy you just need to form a pact and there ya go…that’s the loophole if anyone’s stuck in hell”

“So ya want my soul sorry my body soul and heart belong to darling I doubt he’d take my soul though”

“…nooo I’m not asking for that I’m just saying form a contract with a demon and then they can go back and forth dumping this shit there.”

*She thinks for a minute*

“Could I go and use alchemy to make buildings and shit?”

“Yes but I don’t recommend that your still currently mortal also the baby’s you dumbass!”

*She nodded in agreement*

“Fair but the summoning crap doesn’t cover why there’s so many freakin demons in this city does it? Seriously I have no idea”

“It does unlike most areas that you’ve probably been around this is a hub for the supernatural…-.-Salem still counts and so does transylvania shut it the millennials all seem to have the whole Wicca religion being the rage this counts be quite lambchop”

“Aw shit he’s right…-.-ll uh nocturne pact?”

*Lucifer summoned a fire paper*

*lily clapped because she thinks it’s a magic trick. Nocturne just clapped because he’s trying to awkwardly include himself in whatever’s happening. He hadn’t got much chance to talk.*

“Bitch why you clapping your a demon to”

(…I forgot how much of a douch he was -.-)

“He doesn’t take your soul just sign the shit and you can summon the dumbass”

“….fuck you to”

*Lily started chanting fight fight fight*

“You literally cannot force him to fight unless you sign this even then he can null the dam thing whenever he feels like i-”

*nocturne kicked him in the balls*

“FOR DA SENPAI”

*Lucifer clutches his groan while falling to the floor*

*lily signed it*

“Please don’t kill or steal my soul nice little kōhai”

*dorky fan boy screeching*

(….yup blind loyalty is a nice perk)