A Devil May Cry Fanfic - Chapter 158 Renovations

“Hello…”

Welp I’ll be damed I thought to myself looking at the office it was…due to my lack of ability to discribe it I’m currently at a loss for words and due to…to what was it again? Huuuh… there’s a decent amount of fog covering up the past few hours up til big brother kissed me and held hands with me…

*stares at Vergil with poker face for exactly 6 seconds*

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(Why do my hands hurt? And arms? More importantly are all emo deep voiced demons like Sebastian cuz this bitch is the only one left here and it looks like something out of a home improvement show just hit)

As I’m gazing at the old hardwood floors that have somehow been replaced with mahogany shiny new boards I heard a fuck you come out of big bros mouth to the poor emo boy that did nothing wrong. Fuckin nothing if anything that bitch needs a freakin medal. Also…

“Shiny…”

*spacing out and kneels on the floor while stroking the smooth surface with one of her hands*

*Vergil stares at his little lamb while v is staring at his god acting like a dumb blonde who doesn’t even have blonde hair.*

“For someone who’s insistent on her being spoken for this is hypocritical bullshit”

“…I had help also I had to clean up our mess from earlier, secondly please fuck off she’s got spawns and a ring you’ve already screwed up with one woman why go for your brothers?”

“…-.- that’s low also I was unstable”

“Can you prove that you aren’t as of now? I mean I was born from a sepkuku only a little while ago wasn’t I?”

*vergil scoffed and looked away from V which V simply responded with a triumphant smirk knowing that he’s in the right.*

Now the only problem is that he’ll have a rougher time dealing with vergils antics until his strength stabilizes. And sparda only knows how long the other son will take getting out of the underworld…

lily had gotten up from the floor and was now looking over the jukebox wondering as to weather or not that had been upgraded as well… the answer was nope due to it not being damaged in the battle beforehand and was still functioning somehow she quietly whispered

“Witchcraft…”

To herself before suddlely doing a few back steps and wandering towards her husbands desk to check on in law mama who’s just a picture.

(She good…but god dam the desks new to)

The desk matched the shiny new mahogany floor boards and she was compelled to pet the shiny again.

*pets*

(…must protect dumb big tidy god she’s nothing more then a lost child in a candy store)

Vergils thoughts had suddenly went in the gutter…

(…I want to have her bent over for other reasons on that desk)

*Shadow noms vergils ankle*

“Mother fu-”

Lily’s head perks up as she jolts out of her daze while pushing herself up a bit to look at where the yelling had come from with a little fear in her nervous heart…

But doing so the massive jugs bounced

The soft big mounds bounced yet again before before bumping into each other before swaying til they stopped.

She picked up one arm from the desk while still leaning forward above it with the other arm supporting her as she pulled back some of her long black hair and pushed it behind her ear.

Her dark purple eyes looked up towards the two whom were previously the cause of her concern as she parted her lips to say something she stopped unable to form any words.

(What in the unholy fuck is-)

She noticed that her brother in laws eyes became blood red and he seemed to be drooling a bit…she swore she thought she saw him look something other then what be the norm for the form he and her darling take.

(…my eyes and head must still be affected)

*As she let out a sigh she V smacked both his cheeks with his palms*

“My morals are being tested”

*He let out a groan*

*As well Vergil let out some demonic growl while trying to fend off his inner demons lust*

(I swear big bro’s looking like one of those animes where they do that thing like boom spooky then back to normal whys he poofing in and out like this is the fantasy world?)

Still somehow by luck or sheer stupidity V hasn’t noticed the Vergil thing happening. He’s currently trying to tie the top half of his outfit around his waist to conceal something…

The same something’s happening to Vergil despite that the freakin panthers chomping down on his dam ankle.

But being the dense wifefu she is plus not so slightly unhinged she’s not aware of either of these problems or the fact that she’s causing lustfilled thoughts. On the bright side she’s killed the tension not in the way anyone would’ve been expecting.

[or maybe you were idk]

She pushed herself off of the desk and strode off towards the bedroom figuring it was best to leave the room since it seemed to have gotten odd all of the sudden.