A Devil May Cry Fanfic - Chapter 165 Inside a bat shit god

~The events of the following bullshit happened within a few seconds even though it’s somewhat enough for a small rant~

While Lily’s standing like a deer in headlights of her husbands twin seductive actions her insides are in choas thanks to them hormones and being freakin pregnant with demon babies.

An intense fast paced zoom in on lily until your at a point where you feel like you just got someplace completely different…

You can see what appears to be a semi clean overly sized room of what looks like how you’d picture a a female otakus room but there’s Lily’s literally everywhere all of them have every hairstyle imaginable across time and space.

They’re all wearing hoodies and overly sized shirts that make their arm sleeves drop or flap around whenever they move their hands. All of their shits have the word hormone written across the front in every language across time and space each way it’s written is different on each ones top….

They’re wearing yoga pants, pajama pants or ripped jeans as their bottoms no they ain’t pants less get your grades outta the gutter!

You can see a large holographic screen projector on the ceiling they’re seeing what deer in headlights big lily sees…

*a hoard of women screaming*

“He’s SO HOT”

“KISSS USSS!”

“HUG USssss!!!”

*otaku bs being thrown one of em fall off a bed into a pile of manga*

“FUCK US!”

It all stops and someone drops a Dante body pillow they dramatically look towards a lily with sckrillix looking half shaven head hair cut lily….

“GIVE HER A OSCAR SHES A STEPHEN HAWKING!”

A lily with a outdated emo hair do screams thus breaking the silence.

*some bat shit lily fuckin body slams a nightstand*

~Meanwhile~

In a large office with a pastel color scheme you see various Lily’s in business professional wear all in pink pastel colors most wearing name tags but in all the previous languages mentioned. They are mostly wearing buns or ponytails. Some have glasses on but not all. All of them however are wearing heels.

“Gods dam it the systems stuck”

A lily with a pony tail walks up behind the glasses bun wearing lily.

“Well what now mam?”

“…I don’t know but we can’t let it escalate we’d be cheating our systems no whore”

“dam if only the hormones weren’t acting up”

“Not our fault it’s the whoms technically”

*the office gasps*

“I’m not blaming the twins Jesus every time I complain someone assumes that I’m blaming the baby’s”

*Glasses bun lily lets out a frustrated sigh*

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*everyone shuts up and goes back to what they were doing*

“Mam he’s going in permission to kick the testicular region?”

Ponytail lily asks preparing to smash the glass over a red button with her heel she took off while glasses lily was explaining herself.

“I’d rather not he is our in la-

*the screens on their computers in front of them make a Thud and displayed Cerberus and the cupboard cock blocking incident*

“…did you just see that? Or am I higher then a kite right now?”

“Nope I saw it to mam”

*ponytail lily says while putting her heel back on*

“Good boy someone give this dog a medal he’s a national hero now”

The entire office stands up at their desks and claps for Cerberus he may never know he got a standing ovation by Lily’s brain cells but he’s getting a pupachino from Starbucks later.