A Guide to Raising Your Natural Enemy - Chapter 110
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110. A Menacing Rival in Love, End
Elena was very confident and felt that Edgar would definitely agree.
However, because she had grown up in the Kamira Empire for her whole life, she actually didn’t know what the beastmen really wanted . . . .
She thought she knew the Beastman Empire very well, but in fact, she did not know anything about it.
At least, no beastmen in the Beastman Empire would want to have more than a dozen children at a time.
Beastmen generally loved children, but a dozen or so at a time . . . . If you really had so many children all at once, how could you take care of them? In the long run, you might not even earn enough money for the children to receive a better education.
Seeing Elena looking full of confidence, the netizens were all silent.
"Although I want to have children very much, but so many at a time . . . . Well, better forget about it."
"Ha ha ha ha . . . . If the imperial family suddenly has so many children, His Imperial Majesty the Emperor will be depressed to death, right?"
"I’m suddenly a little eager to see it happen? If the imperial family has so many children, they definitely won’t be the richest family in the empire anymore!"
"Upstairs, you think too simple. Don't forget the empress. His money-making ability is great. Even if he has a hundred children, he can make all these children become billionaires if he wishes. "
"The empress can make money +1. How come I can’t meet such a good sub-beastman? Although I’m also a sub-beastman, I don't mind marrying him, ah!"
"Hey, what’re you thinking, ah?! The empress is my idol. Let me tell you, if His Imperial Majesty the Emperor really strays, I’ll support the empress to divorce him!"
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"Edgar, if you dare to strays, I’ll divorce you." Shu Shu said to Edgar, putting down the tablet in his hand with a “bang”.
Edgar's face was as black as the bottom of a pan. Shu Shu was truly capable, ah. He actually still dared to open his mouth to shout divorce after saying that he liked Elena.
"Why’re you looking at me? Let me tell you, you’re not allowed to touch others!" Shu Shu, brandishing his fists, yelled. He felt very irritable as long as he thought that Edgar might be together with others.
Edgar, seeing Shu Shu’s appearance, immediately lost his anger and even wanted to laugh a little. "All right."
"You’re absolutely not allowed to have children with others!" Shu Shu said again.
"I certainly won’t." Edgar took Shu Shu's hand, "But in that case, would you like to give me another child?"
Shu Shu thought for a while, feeling tangled, and then said, "It's not impossible . . ."
"Okay, it’s enough for me to have Fred and Gary. I don’t want any more people coming between us.” Edgar, seeing Shu Shu take the matter seriously, hurriedly stated.
Two children were enough. He totally didn't want to have another one. As for dozens . . . . Even if it was Shu Shu who gave birth to them, he felt his scalp become numb just thinking about it.
Even if he liked such a little hamster like Gary, a dozen or so would only make him worried of not being able to take care of them, ah!
"In fact, having a bunch of children isn’t a bad thing . . ." Shu Shu suddenly said. "Anyway, what's with her being so proud of herself for giving birth to dozens, ah! In our original place, hamsters like me are particularly capable of having children. We can have two litters in a month, and there’re several babies in every litter. If I weren’t with you, I’d go find a female hamster, and then having dozens of babies each year is a cinch.”
Edgar: “. . .” So he had lowered Shu Shu’s birth rate?
"But I like you the most, and I don't want them to give me children." Shu Shu added. He still understood thoroughly how to please people.
Edgar kissed Shu Shu's forehead and then kissed Shu Shu's lips . . . .
The two of them no longer had time to manage things on the star network, nor did they know that Elena was currently being depressed.
Elena did a live broadcast on the star network, hoping to gain the support of the common people of the Beastman Empire, but clearly, she had failed.
"Why’s the emperor of the Beastman Empire unwilling to have children with me?" Elena looked at her male kin who came with her to the Beastman Empire in puzzlement.
"Princess, the beastmen of the Beastman Empire have a strange aesthetic conception. They all like males." A male of the Kamira Empire stated.
"What's so good about tough men when my tentacles are so soft and lovely?" Elena was very depressed.
"Of course there isn’t anything good! Princess, your tentacles are the most perfect." That male immediately replied. He also felt that there was a problem with people of the Beastman Empire. They actually didn't like beautiful females . . . . Heaven knew how he wanted to find a female mistress yet still couldn’t find one!
"Alas . . ." Elena sighed. "If only I can capture His Imperial Majesty’s genes, my offspring will definitely be able to evolve. In that case, our Kamira will become very, very powerful . . . . Do you have any way that can let me have sex with His Imperial Majesty?"
Several males looked at each other in dismay, and they all couldn't think of a way. If His Imperial Majesty was not very strong, they could kidnap him home, but since he was too strong . . . .
"Otherwise, we start with the empress?" A male suddenly said.
"How do I start?" Elena asked, puzzled.
"Princess, your tentacles can bring supreme pleasure to people. Once the empress tries them, he’ll surely get addicted to them. In that case, maybe the emperor of the Beastman Empire will be willing to be with you."
"Indeed . . ." Elena nodded. The tentacles of Kamira’s females were magical. After people of other races in the interstellar touched those tentacles, they all would get addicted to them and become their slaves. As long as the empress experienced the feeling of being surrounded by tentacles and she also secreted some liquid that only Kamira's females possessed . . . she believed that the empress would definitely be enchanted by her . . . . Once the empress was settled, there were many ways to deal with the emperor.
Elena connected to the star network and began to check the empress of the Beastman Empire online as a precaution.
"What a cute male! I can't wait to caress him!" Seeing the photos on the star network, Elena was rather excited, but soon, she showed a disappointed expression again. "It’s a pity that he seems to be very weak. It’s certainly impossible for him to make me pregnant. "
Shouldn’t the sub-beastman be female? A male on the side was somewhat confused, but he soon stopped worrying about it. The sub-beastmen and the beastmen looked almost the same, and they all looked like they were indeed males.
Shu Shu did not know at all that he was being targeted.
In order to avoid trouble, Edgar chose to work at home these days. Even if he had to hold a meeting, he called people home. But Shu Shu went to the hospital as usual after two days of rest.
However, as soon as he arrived at the hospital and got down from the aircraft, he was stopped by some people, and it was Elena who stopped him.
This was the rival in love who tried to destroy his marriage with Edgar, ah! Although Shu Shu liked Elena's appearance very much, when he really saw Elena, he had completely forgotten this bit. On the contrary, his eyes were full of vigilance, looking like he would rush out to scratch her at any time.
"Really cute." Elena said it again and then walked towards Shu Shu.
"What do you think you’re doing?" Shu Shu put his hands on his hips and turned his gaze toward Elena. "Let me tell you, I’ll never let you give Edgar children! Edgar is mine!"
"I won’t give him children. How about I give you children?” Elena faced Shu Shu with a smile and began to release an enticing scent specific to the females of Kamira, and her entire person became ten thousand kinds of temptations . . . .
Looking at Elena's appearance, Shu Shu was in a trance. He did not know why he suddenly thought that the woman in front of him was very attractive . . . . This was wrong, ah! How could he think a woman with tentacles attractive?
Obviously, this woman should be doing something nasty!
Shu Shu felt that something was wrong. After circulating his spiritual power, he was finally clear-headed and then found that Elena's tentacles had actually reached out towards himself . . . .
"!!!" Was this woman real? She really wanted to give him children!? Shu Shu was terrified; he turned around and immediately ran away. "Don't come over! I don't want you to give me children!" It was already hard for him to accept having the little snake. If a group of little octopuses ran out . . . . He totally didn’t want it!
"Don't run, ah. Don't you like me?" Elena lifted her skirt up, and her tentacles moved quickly, chasing after him.
"I definitely don't like you!" Shu Shu ran faster and faster.
"But I like you very much, ah." Elena pursued closely, unwilling to let go of Shu Shu.
The two ran around Shu Shu's hospital just like that.
At first, Elena did not take Shu Shu seriously at all. She had learned about the sub-beastmen and had no interest in them after knowing that they were one kind of living creatures who were much weaker than Kamira's males. Now though . . . .
This sub-beastman actually ran faster than her?!
Her running speed was very fast, and there were very few people in the Kamira Empire who could catch up with her. Yet now, a sub-beastman actually ran faster than her . . . . Something was amiss here!
"Stop him!" Elena shouted at her communication device. Shortly, an aircraft appeared in front of Shu Shu, and several Kamira’s males jumped down from it.
Shu Shu's eyes widened, and he was a little scared. He had already called for help, but the rescuers certainly wouldn’t arrive so fast. Now . . . .
Gritting his teeth, Shu Shu covered his whole body with spiritual power to prevent his genes from being captured. Then he extended both hands and grew his fingernails . . . .
I scratch, I scratch, I scratch, scratch, scratch!
Facing Elena, Shu Shu used his famed ultimate skill as a hamster.
A pair of brandished hands moving so fast they left a residual image attacked Elena. Elena blocked it with her hand, and four bloody marks were immediately scored on her hand. She cried out in surprise and extended a tentacle to block Shu Shu’s attack. Shu Shu then began to scratch her tentacle fiercely.
Her tentacles were very soft, but even a sharp knife could not cut her skin. Yet now . . . her tentacle was quickly shredded into bloody marks by Shu Shu, becoming badly mangled.
When one of her tentacles was cut off by Edgar before, it really hurt. But being scratched like this by Shu Shu hurt more than being cut off directly by someone!
The tentacles were very important for females. The more tentacles, the stronger the strength. Therefore, although the tentacles could regrow after being cut off, the females were still reluctant to let them hurt. From the start, Elena did not intend to fight with Shu Shu for life and death, so she hurriedly retreated now. "Stop hitting, stop hitting!"
Shu Shu at once stopped his hands. "How was it? Afraid? Let me tell you, I’m also very powerful. You had better not hit on my man!" After getting scratched like this by him, he did not believe that Elena still dared to covet his man!
"I won't hit on your man!" Elena stated without the slightest hesitation and then looked at Shu Shu with adoration across her whole face. "I want to give you children. Do you want to have children with me?"
"I don’t want to!” Shu Shu took a step back.
"It feels great. Try it, OK! I guarantee that once you try it, you’ll want to try it again."
"I definitely don't want to!"
"Why don’t you want to? Don't you want children?"
"Who wants so many children, ah? I won’t be able to raise them!" Shu Shu promptly refused.
"You don't need to raise them, ah! After you have children with me, you don't need to raise them! We can hand them over to others, and I promise they won't trouble you at all." Elena repeatedly promised. "You can rest assured that our Kamira males are happy to help others raise children!"
Edgar, who was rushing over, happened to see this scene. ". . ." Didn't this princess like him? Why did she also stare at Shu Shu?
"You’re very strong, not weaker than Edgar at all. I like you very much. You say yes to me, OK!" Elena said again. Shu Shu was also very strong and seemed easier to talk with, so she changed her target.
Edgar kicked Elena out with one foot and carried Shu Shu away.
They had to be far away from this alien princess!
After Shu Shu was taken away by Edgar, Elena confessed in public again, but the object of her confession changed, from the emperor of the Beastman Empire to the empress of the Beastman Empire.
Common people of the Beastman Empire: What’s this all about? She has just confessed to the emperor and immediately confessed to the empress. She’s playing with us, right?
Because of feeling played with, some reporters could not help but run to interview Elena, asking Elena with no trace of politeness. "Her Highness Princess of Kamira, are you allowed to casually look for people to have children with? Could it be that you’ve already given birth to a bunch of children?”
This reporter was being sarcastic when he asked, but Elena did not hear it at all and nodded instead. “That’s right, as long as they’re strong enough, anyone can have children with me! As for me having already had a lot of children . . . how do you know?"
Elena looked very curious, but the reporter was already stupid.
Elena did not care about him and confessed again, "Empress, I’ve already given birth three times and have fifty-two children. I’m very experienced. If you want children, you must remember to look for me, ah!"
Fifty-two?!
The netizens were dumbfounded.
"Oh my god, I can't give birth to so many children in my lifetime!”
"Even if I can give birth to so many, I can’t raise them, ah! Children cost a lot of money, ah!"
"I used to think she’s going to be the other woman, but now it seems that I’ve really blamed her wrongly. Her living environment is really different from ours . . ."
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"It's only fifty-two. What's the big deal?!" Shu Shu snorted. He gave birth very quickly, and he could give birth to seven or eight babies a year. If he lived for several hundred millennia . . . .
Shu Shu excitedly calculated it with Edgar.
Edgar . . . he suddenly wanted to undergo sterilization.
Elena had confessed to Edgar before, but no one said anything because everyone was waiting to see Edgar's joke. Yet when she confessed to Shu Shu . . . .
Who was Shu Shu? He was the most powerful doctor in the Beastman Empire! Not only could he treat any disease, he could also give people a longer life, making old men who were about to die of organ failure live a few more years.
They were all waiting for Shu Shu to take care of their health. They certainly couldn’t let others steal such a doctor!
All the rich and the politicians in the Beastman Empire did not let her get away with it.
The netizens of the Beastman Empire suddenly began to crusade against Elena, stressing that Shu Shu belonged to the Beastman Empire.
"The empress belongs to the Beastman Empire. Kamira people quickly go somewhere else!"
"The empress is His Imperial Majesty the Emperor’s. Others aren’t allowed to covet him!"
"The empress is mine! Kamira people, you don’t even think about robbing him!"
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Elena remained puzzled even after pondering over it a hundred times. What the hell were wrong with the people of the Beastman Empire, ah? Wasn't it just having children? Why were they so uncooperative? She was willing to raise the children herself, ah! They also didn’t have to pay anything!
Until a few days later when Elena was packed into a spaceship and sent away, she still failed to understand while thinking that it was really a pity.
Two strong men, and she didn't even manage to tangle one. It truly made her very sad!
With countless tentacles waving, Elena grabbed a Kamira male to comfort herself.
The male looked very honored and buried himself directly into the tentacles, striving to make Elena pregnant . . . .
On the other side, Shu Shu and Edgar found an adult movie to watch.
"This movie is actually a tentacle trope! Quickly turn it off! I don't want to watch it. I have a shadow toward the tentacle trope." Shu Shu said with dissatisfaction. These projection equipment that could make people feel immersive were too horrible!
Edgar silently changed the movie and took some condoms out.