A Lazy Man’s Adventure - Chapter 140

Ye Han stood up and pats away the dust from his body, while Ares was kneeling in front of him trying to grasp his treasured jewel. The soldiers and generals drop their weapon as they saw their god defeated in an honorable fight. Ye Han pats Ares’s shoulder as he said

“Good fight. Now be a good boy and surrender..”

“In..solent….I…will…never….surrender!”

“Good that is what I like to hear..”

Ye Han smiled as he took a rope from his pocket and tied the so-called mighty god into something that looks like roasting a whole pig. Ares wanted to shout “stop”, but Ye Han put a hard bread into his mouth which muffled his voice. The female soldiers and generals who were beside them had already covered their eyes with their hands as their breath grow heavy. They took a sneak peek as Ye Han holds a leather belt in one hand and said

“Do you surrender?!”

“*Muffled* NO”

Ares glared at Ye Han as he stubbornly shakes his head, Ye Han smiled as he whips Ares in the buŧŧ which made a loud *pa* sound. Ares screamed was muffled as he howled in pain, Ye Han continues to ask the same question.

“Now do you surrender?”

“*muffled shouting*”

Ares had tears in his eyes as he struggles in trying to escape, Ye Han continued to whip his buŧŧ until it turned red like a baboon’s bum. it took an hour before Ye Han was starting to hesitate as he saw Ares was starting to act differently than what it should be. He mentally said “I have done goof” as he untied Ares who was panting heavily. He looks at the people surrounding them and said

“Take your god back and never come back!”

The generals nodded as they carried the heavily panting god and left with their army, while the adventurers cheered with joy that their city wasn’t conquered. Ye Han sighed as he let out a tiny small sun that was comparable to a golf boy and burned down the rope and leather belt, he suddenly felt a shiver as he walks back to the colosseum. When he arrived at the colosseum, he missed Lili and Haruhime’s battle as it was already in the 7th round of the first quarter. He sighed as he went back home feeling complicated for missing their battles.

Ye Han sneakily went home as he didn’t want to become a spectator anymore as it was hard pleasing everyone and making them excited from time to time when he arrived at home. He saw Xiao Fu who charges at his foot and rubs her body around his foot. It was like a cat thing which made Ye Han felt comfort as he carries Xiao Fu and went to the living and created small bamboo candy which made Xiao Fu drool as she could feel the spirit energy and sweet texture of the candy that Ye Han personally created.

Xiao Fu nibbled at the treats that Ye Han gave to her as he continues to rubs Xiao Fu’s head while she munches on the candy. He was thinking about what to do for the rest of the day as he had no other plan except sleep or train. He sighed as he shrugs off the simple thoughts, he puts Xiao Fu down as he went to the kitchen and make a meal for the girls. He simply made steaks with mash potatoes and added bread with mushroom soup for the side. Ada who was currently talking to her fellow goddess, heard Ye Han’s mental message as she said

“Look at the time, I have to go as my precious familia has cooked a meal for us.”

“Such a shame, But will you be coming to the party hosted by Apollo in the couple month?”

“I will as it would be a shame to not attend a grand feast.”

Ada waved her hand as she went to the carriage and went home. Ye Han senses that his daughters were together as they were coming home, he waited in living room as the meal was resting in the dining table. When they arrived in the living room, the first thing they did was gave Ye Han a kiss in the cheek before raiding the dining table filled with food.

He sighed as their first priority was food, but he couldn’t agree more as they battled to their hardest. and were probably tired. Ye Han joined his daughters as they feast on the giant steaks, Ada was last to appear as the location she were was a bit farther than the colosseum. She smiled as she could see her loved ones fighting for the first one to finishing eating wins a chocolate cake. She joined them as they ate like a happy family who didn’t care about any problems. After an hour, their stomach was already big from eating too much that Ye Han swiftly put beds onto the living room and laid there. They joined him as Lili yawned to sleep.

The Yawn was like a virus as it made Haruhime yawn and then Ais, lastly was Ye Han and Ada who slept as well. Today was a really fun day. Xiao Fu was left alone running around the house as she was still energetic from eating spirit bamboo sugar candy. Xiao Fu’s body was comparable to a body cultivator who has reach god-level if a level 6 adventurer faced Xiao Fu, she or he would lose while level 7 still has a chance to run away. Meanwhile, in an unknown location, a big scheme was starting to formulate as evil gods and goddesses join forces together and plan to make havoc in this world.