A Lazy Man’s Adventure - Chapter 169

(Author: Since Panda made this Fate world into so much chaos, Panda have added three anime which doesn’t follow its original timeline universe as I mixed it in this fate universe. )

Ye Han left the girls at home as they experiment with their new phone, he check the time and saw it was already 12:40 pm. He had to go his restaurant and try to lure some hungry customer for some income, He did some prep cooking first as this is one of the time consuming thing that a chef will need to do. Ye Han turned the close sign into open when the time turned to 1 pm, the first customer who went inside was the yellow tentacle alien who used a fake human skin. He spoke with a heavy drool in his face.

“Chef san, How do you always make some good omelet?! guee *drooling*”

“Mr. Teacher it is not good to spy on how I cook my special recipe.”

“But, it so delicious! *drooling*”

“So what is your order? Mr teacher?”

“I will have a Insalata Frittata!”

“Please wait a moment, It will be ready within 5 minutes.”

Ye Han went to the kitchen after receiving the money, while The yellow tentacle alien or what we call Korosensei went to a table near the kitchen as his small eyes bulge out of it’s socket. It was like a telescope staring how Ye Han makes his egg salad, Ye Han sensed his staring so he block Korosensei’s eye with his back while he made it. Korosensei camouflage one of his tentacles and used a Panasonic camera to video Ye Han’s method of cooking, But he was too late as the moment Ye Han turned around he was already carrying the result of his cooking which was the Insalata Frittata! Korosensei drop a tear in his eyes as he looks at his order, Ye Han chuckles as he flicks Korosensei’s forehead and said

“No Video taking in the restaurant!”

Korosensei bend down and rub his forehead as he felt it hurt. It shouldn’t been possible as Chef’s finger wasn’t plastic or was it? Korosensei started to doubt whether Ye Han’s finger was a prosthetic plastic. Ye Han just shrug it off as he saw Korosensei’s pale expression, he went to his cashier register machine since he was waiting for another customer to come inside his restaurant. Some of the morning worker went to his restaurant for lunch while Korosensei left immediately after he finished eating his salad since he nearly forgot that he has a afternoon class to teach, He rushed to the mountain using his mach 20 speed. Ye Han continued his day job as he was enjoying it.

He closed the restaurant after the hand clock touch 3 pm, some of the customer who smelled the good food complained as they has yet ordered their food. Ye Han paid no attention to them as he look at some strange black suited people hiding far away while taking his pictures. His eyebrow furrowed as he sensed them before when they went home, the black suited people were following their ride home. Ye Han started to walk home but took a detour and went to an alleyway where he submerge into the shadows of the walls. The black suited team followed him as they took a specific order of taking care of the troublesome male before kidnapping the goddesses.

The moment they reach the dead end in the alleyway is the moment Ye Han hand chop them in the neck, the 4 black suited people fainted onto the ground. He sighed before going to their memories and watch how they received an order from a fat arrogant bastard who was laying in some golden couch. He grits his teeth as this fat bastard thought of laying his hand on his wife and daughters. The whole city trembled as he unconsciously released some killing intent. Ye Han withdrew his killing intent and threw the 4 black suited men into an abyssal realm, He did this because he saw that they did a lot of bad things to a lot of good people. He thought of 100 ways to slaughter a fat bastard as he walks toward the mansion of that fat ȧss.

He checked the clock and saw it was already 3:15 pm, he wanted to go early but decided not to until he finish slaughtering off and raiding that fat bastard’s mansion. He created two pistol with silencer as he always wanted to do something like this but didn’t had the urge to do it in a different universe. He bought the gun mastery in his system store as mastery were very useful like real experiences. The gun mastery gave him the experience of handling and using a gun, he rushed toward the first person he saw which was a black suited fodder walking a poodle. He aimed at the head and pulled the trigger, there were no sound as this was a silenced pistol which erase the noise and sound. The Poodle looks at Ye Han curiously as the cute animal felt intimate on Ye Han’s aura.

Ye Han was blessed by Ada who was a goddesses of life while Ye Han hide his aura of divinity as he walks toward the mortal realm. No matter how strong his enemy are, they would never find his divinity or strength unless he shows it to them. He carried the dog in his pocket as the poodle was a cup size, he then went on his shooting rampage which alerted the people who was watching the CCTV. The mansion went on a shield mode and drop the iron gates, the fat bastard was on his room F*cking a hot model. The model was crying as she didn’t wanted to do this if this fat bastard hadn’t threaten to kill her family who were in the province. When the guards rushes inside which made the fat bastard shouted

“WHY DID YOU COME INSIDE?! DIDN’T I TELL YOU TO GUARD THE DOOR?”

“Sir, we are being attack!”

“WHAT THERE ARE 70 OF YOU IN THE MANSION, HOW DID THEY EVEN GET INSIDE THE MANSION?!”

“We don’t know, Sir please stay calm…”

“B*tch, Stop Crying! You F*cking ruined the moment!”

The fat bastard slap the hot model in the face as she has been crying since she the moment she arrived in this location. She went down to the ground with a red hand mark in her cheek, Ye Han had just arrived in front of the room’s door. while holding two bloody pistol, he been shooting nonstop and had to reload the guns as he made them not with infinite bullet in the magazine. Ye Han used his glowing red eyes to see through the door and started to aim at the 2 guards near the door. He began shooting from the closes guard before shooting the people in the back, the fat bastard shrieks in fear as he took a golden knife in his table and started to use the hot model as a hostage. Ye Han’s eyebrow furrowed as he saw this fat bastard taking up a hostage, he even shouted

“DROP THE F*CKING WEAPON OR ELSE SHE GETS IT!”

The fat bastard was becoming crazy every second as he put the golden knife near the model’s throat, Ye Han sighed and drop down the two pistol with silencer, the fat bastard ease up as he slowly move forward. Ye Han smirks as he disappeared in front of them and before the fat bastard stab the girl in the throat, his whole hand has been twisted like a pretzel. The model vomited out what she have eaten today while the fat bastard screamed like a pig, Ye Han laughs as he said

“Time for the pig to die!”

The fat bastard didn’t have time to react as Ye Han turned his limbs into pretzel and used a knife to sliced his body into tiny pieces. He then stab him in his heart and took his soul, He saw a darker gray soul that was floating in his hand. Ye Han summoned his abyssal flame and he threw the fat bastard’s soul into the flame. The hot girl who was still nȧkėd could hear the fat bastard screaming even though his body was mutilated, she retreated backward as she was worried that Ye Han was gonna kill her. Ye Han only looks at her at the eyes and said

“Sleep!”