A Lazy Man’s Adventure - Chapter 201

Korosensei was speechless and thought that Ye Han really can’t see the difference of a regular human body and a tentacle like alien. But Ye Han’s joke made him more relax than being panic like before, so it took him a few minutes before deciding to tell Ye Han the truth about him. Korosensei didn’t know that Ye Han already knew his life story but Ye Han still complied and gave him a surprise expression as he listened to Korosensei’s story. Korosensei only describe the important parts of his life like saying he was an experiment, he was inspired to be a teacher and promised to guide the teacher’s previous students. Korosensei didn’t mind telling some of the important details of his life to Ye Han, what can he say. Delicious food would make your mouth loose and He really does love the food and the chef who makes it. After 30 minutes of story telling, Ye Han then introduce his student as he point out at Baki who was getting beat up by a rabbit and said

“korosensei, I want you to meet my disciple~ Baki and my forest pet Shiro..”

Korosensei had his eyes bulge out as he saw a white rabbit beating the hell out of a muscled teenager, Ye Han just waived his hand as he said “Baki is my martial art disciple and this training would help him think of strategy or a way to catch shiro.”. Korosensei nodded like a chicken as he watch the training montage scene, Ye Han asked

“So did you come to the mountain to pick me up and also grab some more ingredients?”

“Yes, I am still missing mountain mushrooms. They are rare and exotic which would really mixed well with the theme.”

Ye Han communicated with Shika about mountain mushroom locations as he stops Baki and Shiro from their training, he took Shiro and placed her down in his head while baki was at his back while riding Shika. Shika felt the heavy but it was bearable since he became a silver star deer, they traveled towards the darkest and humid area within the forest. Korosensei flew beside them as they arrived in a scary looking dark forest, Shika pointed his horn towards the mountain mushroom which was growing under the biggest tree. Korosensei happily collected them in a gardener manner, but suddenly as he was collecting the mountain mushroom. A hint of bad breath flew in front of Korosensei’s face, he looks up and saw a giant mountain tiger that was the size of a horse.

“ROAAAAR!”

The mountain tiger roared as Korosensei crawled backward while his other tentacle hides the mountain mushroom in a plastic container. Baki was also terrified but not a high degree since he had met a ferocious looking big foot that was somewhat the same size if compared to this mountain tiger, Ye Han thought of a cool way to show his power and would gain baki’s admiration and attraction in learning. Ye Han went down from Shika’s back and said while walking toward the mountain tiger.

“Baki, there are 5 rules that you should remember when fighting.”

Baki turned his face and saw Ye Han’s back, Ye Han continued to walk forward as he spoke of the rules.

“First rule is Don’t fear your enemies !”

“ROAAAAR”

“EEEEKK!”

Ye Han began to ran as the mountain tiger who was bigger than him rushes toward him and ignored Korosensei, Korosensei screamed like a girl as it passed by him. Even though he is a super tentacleman, he still used to be a human and a ȧssassin. But he doesn’t deal with big animals, Ye Han spoke as he subdue the mountain tiger by grabbing one of the tiger’s paw and used the momentum of the mountain tiger to create a 180 spin.

“Second rule is Analyze the strength and weakness of your opponent and stay cool!”

“Third rule, always make a plan B. In case you fail in hitting your opponent’s weakness.”

The mountain tiger flew towards one of the sturdy tree, Ye Han didn’t even need to use his strength but the Arts of Tai Chi. The mountain tiger shrugs it’s head as he glared at Ye Han, his ferocious tiger eyes was looking at Ye Han as an enemy and not a prey. He began to charge at Ye Han like a bull charging toward the red cloth, Ye Han continued to spoke as he readied his fist.

“Fourth Rule, Try to adapt in every situation! and lastly the fifth rule, ALWAYS FIGHT WITH EVERYTHING YOU GOT LIKE YOUR LIFE IS ON THE LINE!”

Ye Han smashed his fist at the mountain tiger’s face, its head exploded like a watermelon that got hit by a car. The blood, brain and other human parts gave Korosensei a red facial, Baki was trembling in excitement as he saw his master one shot a giant mountain tiger. This made his determination to protect his love one more stronger than before, Ye Han smiled as he poured water from his canteen onto his bloody hand. He gave Korosensei a water bottle to use to wash off the blood and brain substance in his face. Korosensei complied as he washed his bloody round yellow face and said

“Mr. Han, I didn’t know you were a fighter.”

“Well I did say and show that I have so many certificate and one of them is being a grand master of chinese martial arts.”

Korosensei nodded as he remember the time Ye Han showed him a few photos with the Shogun and other famous people, this photos came from the memory manipulations which comes in handy as an excuse. Ye Han ordered Korosensei to bring the mountain tiger corpse to the school so that they can make a meal later with the students. Korosensei naturally complied as he hasn’t taste tiger meat before and his students would also be curious on how it taste, Ye Han rode Shika as he put Shiro back on top of his head while Baki was ordered to follow them by running. His muscle training have only began.