A Lazy Man’s Adventure - Chapter 249

(Author: P.S this is Panda’s version of what happened that year before the Dragon God died)

The Goddess of Life stayed at their wooden house as she wasn’t a combat type but an auxiliary type, only the God of Destruction went to the Council of Gods to report for the intruder alert and the problem of the forbidden land. Ye Han ask Bibi Ye to knock on the door as he was carrying the two of them, Bibi Ye with her cute little loli voice ask as she knocks on the wooden door.

“Is anyone there?”

“Who is it?”

The Goddess of Life hummed as she walks towards the door and opened it, she saw Ye Han holding a cute little girl while also holding a chibi golden dragon. She ask in a gentle manner.

“Who are you? and How may I help you?”

“Well My name is Ye Han, or you can call me Dragon God while this cute little girl is my niece, her name is Bibi Ye while this chibi dragon is the Golden Dragon King that was lock in the forbidden land. Can we first take a sit in your humble home before I discuss my business for today?”

“Ah?”

The Goddess of Life was stunned for a few minutes as she recaps all of the things he said, she shakes her head as she said while moving out of the way.

“Come this way, I just finish making apple tarts would you guys want some?”

“Sure, We like to eat desserts~ isn’t that right Xiao Bibi? ”

“That’s right uncle!”

The Goddess of Life or Sheng Ming was envious as she saw their intimate hugs, she longed to have a child with Hui Mie, The God of Destruction. Sheng Ming placed four portion of apple tarts in the dinning table while Ye Han snaps his finger which produce cold orange juice which surprised Sheng Ming as she couldn’t feel his power even though the juice appeared out of nowhere. She was now more curious on what he was about to say. It took him a minute to finish the delicious apple tart before he said in a serious tone.

“What I am about to say should not be told to another person! I hope that you swear under the Heavenly Dao that you will not say anything about today. Do you understood?”

“Yes….”

Sheng Ming was a bit hesitant but her curiosity was very heavy so she swear under the Heavenly Dao that she won’t speak about today’s matter to anyone else. Ye Han felt the swear was valid so he began to describe what happened that year when the Dragon God contained four concepts. Ye Han based this facts using the fragmented memories of the Golden Dragon King and histories from the books in the Library of the Heaven’s Path. He modified a few things as there is only one god kings in this divine realm that knows the inside story of what happened that year. The other Gods who survive that year, repaired the realm while also took the opportunity to leave an inheritance and travel through different worlds and universes as they were already tired of the rules of the Divine Realm.

Sheng Ming was shock as she heard the inside story from the Dragon God himself, Ye Han describe the Dragon God received a prophecy at that time, he saw their race dying at the end while the humans are still continuing. So in order to create a cycle of creation of his race, The Dragon God had die but he doesn’t want to die by sacrifice. He wanted to die by fighting till the end, to make this happen. The Dragon God manipulated the four concept so that it would be uncontrollable, which would make all the human gods think that he became insane from the four concept. This lead to them fighting until the Asura God with his Asura Demonic Sword cut him into two.

The Dragon God’s blood and energy tainted every world which the Divine Realm holds as Humans and Beasts in the lower realm gained power unlike before. The Humans turned into Spirit Masters while the Beasts turned into Spirit Beasts. The Dragon God’s body which was split into two gained consciousness as they turned into the two Dragon Kings, one Silver Dragon King and one Golden Dragon King. The chibi Golden Dragon King was crying as he heard his father’s story. While Sheng Ming was looking dumb and believed his story as when she tried to refute his story, he had a lot of counter attacks.

The true version of what happened that year was that the Dragon God wanted to create his own Divine Realm for his people as he saw them getting killed by the humans and their gods, he used his radical action to forcefully learn how to create their divine realm only for him to get backlash and lost control of his four concepts, this made him turn into crazy mode and killed a lot of his own kind and human gods. The Asura God who had only one goal which was to stop the Dragon God from his slaughter. He slashed the Dragon God and his two bodies caused an explosion that destroyed half of the Divine Realm.

The two bodies survive and gained conscious which transformed into two smaller dragon which was the Silver Dragon King and the Golden Dragon King, it took them a few years to control the powers they inherited from the Dragon God and this lead to what had happen in the current event. Ye Han drank the orange juice and began to say what deal he wanted to make.

“Now what I am gonna say is another prophecy that I foresaw and it will happen sooner, and the destruction that it will cause is the same size of what I did that year. Your husband is the one who will lead the doom of the Divine Realm.”

“WHAT?!”

Sheng Ming’s heart couldn’t take it as she heard that her husband Hui Me was the one who will destroy the Divine Realm, so in order to make the Goddess of Life believed in this Prophecy. Ye Han let her touch a memory orb that was already been prepared which would show a few scenes that will happen in the future should Ye Han not exist. Sheng Ming’s face turned pale in a minute after she saw the future events, Ye Han couldn’t help but give her a handkerchief as he said.

“This prophecy will not happen since I am here to make a deal that would benefit you, your husband and everything. ”

“I’m listening.”

“You will support the future Poseidon and his future god friends on their decision when they rule the Divine Realm. In returned I shall give you the blessing to have a child with your love. As I who is the previous wielder of the Life and Destruction concept knows that cause and effect that this concepts produces. I also know the cures, so do you agree on this deal?”

Ye Han was sincere in this deal as he didn’t want his hometown to get invaded by unknown forces in a few hundred thousand years. They might want to visit their hometown and become a salted fish later on, Sheng Ming who could see the benefits of the fake Dragon God’s offer was already thinking about it. In just a few minutes, Sheng Ming agreed as Ye Han took a transparent small bubble which was the size of a coin. He introduce this item which made Sheng Ming surprise as the small bubble was a miraculous item.

The small bubble is like a sponge that absorbs the power of concept so when the spėrm and egg meets, they would interact normally like a regular sėxuȧŀ reproduction while the small bubble would become a seal that would go inside the fertilize egg and when the baby grows, he or she would inherit a the concepts sealed in the bubble. It was like Naruto having kyuubi inside his stomach. Sheng Ming was now excited had already plans on forcing Hui Me to do their exercise tonight, The small transparent bubble flew towards Sheng Ming’s abdomen as she felt some of her power gone which Ye Han already describe what will happen. Ye Han and Sheng Ming shake their hands as he said.

“Its time to go, Mrs. Sheng, we will meet again, when my family visit the Divine Realm. I hope that you would just call me Mr. Han in the next meeting as The Dragon God is already a past tense.”

“I understood, Have a safe travel….”

Sheng Ming pinches Bibi Ye who gave her a fierce look as she jump and hugs Ye Han. The Chibi Golden Dragon only said “Hmph” as he hugs Ye Han in the back like a kid. Ye Han shook his head as he already created a portal that would lead to the Douluo Dalu World, he said to Bibi Ye.

“Say bye bye to auntie.”

“Bye Auntie! I hope that you make more sweets!”

“Bye Xiao Bibi, I hope that my soon to be child would be friends with you!”

Sheng Ming was now motivated on her plan while also feeling happy and energetic for the future as they were about to have a child. Bibi Ye closed her eyes as she felt full from eating three pieces of apple tart while the Golden Dragon King carefully stared at the magic portal. Ye Han said.

“Close your eyes!”

And then he jumps which made the two kids scream while their eyes are close, the moment they entered the Douluo Dalu’s Atmosphere was when the world’s time began to operate normally. The Silver Dragon King who was sleeping and recovering opened her eyes as she spoke in a excited tone.

“The Golden Dragon King is here!