A Professional Assassin - Chapter 17
“Lin Yuetian! What’s in the candle?!”
Lin Yuetian ignored Shen Junyu’s typical incompetent and furious yelling. He opened the system mall with a business smile on his own, and quickly aimed at the product he had long been optimistic about—drunk pills, worth 100 points. After taking it, the user would immediately fall into a state of serious drunkenness and confusion. Intoxication habits are different, and there may be various symptoms such as singing and dancing, fighting, drowsiness, and nonsense.
Its introduction is impressively written: “Let you witness a person’s real wine”.
Of course, Lin Yuetian couldn’t exchange this item to see how Shen Junyu’s wine was. He wasn’t so bored, not to mention that the original body didn’t know what this person was like when he was drunk. Shen Junyu in the original body’s memory has been drunk many times. His wine is not bad. After being drunk, he is confused, and he can even talk to people.
The drunk Shen Junyu seems to get along a lot easier. In Stockholm’s serious original memory, the rare few times Shen Junyu’s drunkenness was his happiest and happiest moment, because Shen Junyu would laugh at him and talk to him tenderly. Even if this happiness is only a sad pathological condition, the original body still feels happy.
However, Lin Yuetian’s interest in drunken pills was not to relive the old dream for the original body.
Lin Yuetian pressed the confirmation exchange, and a pill instantly appeared in the palm of his hand.
Then, without saying a word, he immediately stuffed the drunken pill into Shen Junyu’s mouth.
The medicine really had an immediate effect, and Shen Junyu said, “What the **** did you feed me?!” Just a few seconds after he asked, Lin Yuetian watched him gradually become drunk and hazy, and even hiccups. Lin Yuetian secretly praised the magic of this medicine, gave the system a compliment politely, then took off his shirt casually, straddled over Shen Junyu’s body, pinched Shen Junyu’s face with his right hand, and made him look at him drunkenly. .
The system turned pale with shock, the shock was strong, and the tone was terrified: “Big brother! What are you doing??? Big brother! Listen to me! Listen to me! Scum attack is also attack, attack is attack, attack is Pi Yao, attack has no py, You are wrong!”
“What do you think…” Lin Yuetian said helplessly, “I’m not that kind of person.”
“That’s okay…” The system let out a long sigh, “Dude, you scared me to death, this picture is too familiar, similar scenes often appear in my dozens of guidebooks, I thought you were finally silent. Perverted.”
Lin Yuetian thought to himself, I don’t seem to be very silent. But that’s not the point, the point is his work, his business. Lin Yuetian’s hands were so hard that Shen Junyu could only stare directly at himself. Confirming that Shen Junyu’s eyes were indeed looking at his face, he then asked softly, “…Junyu, do you recognize me?”
Shen Junyu looked at him for a while, and said softly, “I know…”
Lin Yuetian’s voice was even softer, and he was persuading: “Who am I?”
Shen Junyu called out Yuetian vaguely.
“? Oh, you’re right,” the system guessed, “Is this love for the original body?”
“It’s none of my business if there is love or not.” Lin Yuetian said.
Lin Yuetian’s answer to Shen Junyu was very simple: he raised his hand and slapped him with a slap in the face. This was mainly because the original body was really weak and could not exert much strength. Lin Yuetian’s original intention was Let this slap tell the other party why the flowers are so red: “Think again… Who am I? Don’t you like me the most?”
Shen Junyu was stunned, subconsciously pondered for a while, before hesitating to answer: “…Bai Li?”
Lin Yuetian said ambiguous: “Guess.”
His language seems to have a unique magical quality, which makes people involuntarily listen to it and believe it. This is natural. In the original world, Lin Yuetian had seen more than 30 psychiatrists—not because he had a mental illness, Lin Yuetian felt that his psychology was quite healthy. He’s learning to speak in an amiable, self-reporting, believing way.
In the end, more than 30 psychiatrists said that he was very healthy, positive, full of love for life, and caring for others. He was one of the five rare young people in the cyber world.
He still pinched Shen Junyu’s face, but his other hand gently touched the place where Shen Junyu had just been beaten by him, and asked softly, “Who am I? Junyu, you should know that I am your best friend. The person you are close to is the person you most want to see when you are drunk, the person who is most important to you. I may have been with you for a long time, or I may only leave an indelible impression in your memory, but Anyway, the person you see now, the person you think I am, must be the person you like the most in your heart, right? Then tell the person in your heart… You have to tell the truth… Jun Yu, Tell me honestly, do you like me?”
Shen Junyu was very drunk, his mind was in chaos, and he saw only a beautiful face dangling in front of him. He couldn’t tell who this person was, but felt that this person was so familiar and his voice was so gentle. How reasonable what he said… Was he drunk? What were you doing just now…? I can’t remember it at all, it must have been too much, and it must have been drunk. Isn’t there something to say? You don’t know who loves you until you’re sick, and you don’t know who you love until you’re drunk. The person in front of him was right, he was drunk enough to see him, and he was so familiar and kind…
Shen Junyu couldn’t tell who this person was, was it Lin Yuetian? Is it a white pear? He doesn’t know… He only knows: this person must be someone close to him, someone who has been with him for a long time, and someone he likes.
And this man is now asking him: do you like me?
“I like you…” Shen Junyu said drunkenly, sounding very, very sincere, “I love you…”
“Task two, let the president express his love to you to complete.” The system announced.
The system was a little speechless, and some felt that the plot was too normal, and couldn’t help but complain: “You’re taking advantage of the mission description again. I think he’s drunk like this, and he’s been hinted and guided by you like this, I’m afraid he won’t be able to tell the difference himself. Clear whether you are showing love to the original body or Bai Yueguang.”
“That’s right, this is exactly the effect I want. Because although I guess he has the delusion of enjoying the blessings of others, I can’t figure out who he likes more. In this case, I spend my energy to improve myself with him. My favorability can be regarded as a solution, but it is too time-consuming. This is the easiest way. I see both in his eyes. In this case, he must really like me. Really. Efficient, high-quality – anyway, he has shown his love to me.” Lin Yuetian explained calmly and confidently, and then the conversation changed, “Okay, can you help me get rid of his drunken state?”
“One hundred points can be exchanged for sobering pills – wait a minute, what do you want to do first?”
“Complete task three, let Shen Junyu understand the feelings of the original owner.” Lin Yuetian replied.
“You won’t… What bizarre things are you going to do?” The system no longer had basic trust in him, and these words were sternly asked.
“How can it be? You can rest assured that I do things. There is nothing bizarre in what I do. They are all so logical, immediate, multiplier and more efficient.” Shen Junyu took out the key to the basement that he often used to toss the original body.
Lin Yuetian threw up the key, caught it firmly, and got off the sofa.
Lin Yuetian had a faint business smile on his face: “He will definitely understand.”