A Race to (Be) The Top - Chapter 46
There is one more banned user in Ji Meng’s blacklist—the producer of “Human: A Worship”!
Fortunately, he did not open the barrage, otherwise there will be more in the blacklist-everyone in the game except them!
“Old…Big brother, old sister, old Ji, are you alright?” Although Ling Xiaolu stood up, he didn’t stand upright, swayed like hyperactivity, and his mouth was not idle, “I Is the swaying posture very ecstasy?”
Ji Meng: …this is also blacked out!
He opened the mini game mall and wanted to see if there were any paid props that could help them reach the end in one breath. Xinshan Prince Ji did not allow this game to have difficulties that cannot be solved by charging!
“What are you looking at?” Ling Xiaolu discovered the new fun of this game, that is, as long as he is still standing, no matter how he swings, he will not fall easily. The rubber body can always rebound under extreme conditions, just like a tumbler with a built-in spring.
“Don’t make trouble.” Ji Meng wanted to take his hand out of him impatiently.
“Don’t look, let’s go!” Ling Xiaolu raised Ji Meng’s hand.
“Don’t make trouble, I’m looking for…what are you doing!” Ji Meng was forcibly pulled to the other side, turning his head to find that Ling Xiaolu’s hands were in the air, shaking freely along with the trajectory of his body. As if he had eaten cartilage powder, he put on all kinds of weird shapes at will, just like noodles became refined.
“Shake! Ji?”
“Don’t drag me, can you?” Ji Menghat, who doesn’t want to get along with her, couldn’t regain the initiative of the body, and had to be repeatedly led by the scammers.
“Is this not fun? Oh~ I see, you have the burden of idols!” Ling Xiaolu said knowingly.
Ji Meng: “…you have no idol baggage, you don’t even have a human baggage!”
Don’t call this game “Humans: One Worship”, it should be renamed “Lubi: Don’t Want to Be Human”!
Determined not to be a man, Ling Xiaolu raised his hands and swayed charmingly: “Like a seaweed seaweed seaweed seaweed, fluttering in the wind~”
“Classic old song library? You!” You can even sing songs hundreds of years ago!
Ling Xiaolu listened to his words and cut the song smoothly: “Let’s swing together! Swing together!”
“This song too!”
“Come on~Happy~”
“…”
—I feel so painful for the prince, I was forced to become a Tucao emperor by Lubi.
-Isn’t this the tune that Kou’s father danced at the wedding ceremony? I always wonder what song it is.
—Unexpectedly, Xiaolu has such a profound knowledge of classical music?
—Suggest a record: “Lubi·Hundred Years Classic Music Library-The classics will be passed down forever and passed on for five hundred years”
—Is there a scissor hand to match a PV? Just use this ready-made video material.
—I’ll come, I’ll come!
Ji Meng rummaged through the mall, and finally found a useful item—a pair of shoes that he could walk on. Although it is still very difficult to walk, the weight of the shoes is a thousand jins, every step you take must go through the steps of “lifting hard and falling down”, not to mention the trail of a soy sauce bottle behind.
Nothing. Ling Xiaolu was dragged forward by Unhappy Ji Meng. If the difficulty factor of this game is 10, the existence of Ling Xiaolu adds a square to this value. No, maybe it’s more than that low.
Either he loses his balance and pulsates on Ji Meng’s body and does not go back, or he deliberately throws Ji Meng in the opposite direction, or laughs when Ji Meng is embarrassed. Where does Ji Meng need to open the barrage, Ling Xiaolu One person contracts the world’s “hahahaha”.
“Go here! Here! Are you blind!”
“Huh? I thought it was over there, hahahaha…”
“Don’t drag my legs! Where are you dragging you!”
“Didn’t I pull your hand? Why did your foot run up, hahahaha…”
“Are you inhaling too much laughter? Huh?”
“Laughing hahahaha, hey, don’t go up alone, you can’t leave me!”
“Don’t pull! Don’t pull! Pull it down again!”
“Hahahaha? Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!”
“—Bab!”
Poor Ji Meng had to deal with the haha strange noodle Jingling Xiaolu while coping with various forces such as gravity, weightlessness, and adhesion.
If possible, he really wants to knead the noodles into dough and pat them into cakes, wrap them into buns and then pat them into pies, and burn them on both sides of the fire to relieve his hatred.
Ling Xiaolu’s eyes pointed: “Eh friend! Look at the rocket behind the rock!”
He thanked him excitedly: “666! Which old iron rocket is this?”
“This is a prop in the game, don’t you understand it!” Ji Meng got up and walked to the rocket with difficulty, dragging a long worm that couldn’t rise on his right foot.
“Don’t walk so fast, wait for me to stand up first!”
Ji Meng ignored him and walked to the Rockets with his perseverance.
“What is the use of this Tao?”
—Don’t touch it casually!
Ji Meng’s fingertips touched the rocket.
“boom-“
“Ah ah ah ah ah-!”
Ling Xiaolu’s screams echoed in the copy.
Ji Meng ejected at high altitude like a rocket. Ling Xiaolu pulled his ankle and couldn’t release his hands, and was also taken into the air.
The two people staged a real go to the sky for a second, and when they looked down, everything on the ground turned into black spots.
The ascent speed is affected by air resistance and gradually slows down until it stops.
Ling Xiaolu & Ji Meng: “…”
“Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah -!”
-The tragedy on earth, I can’t bear to keep watching.
—Ji Meng: I will take you to heaven.
—Lubi:? ? ?
—Stay away from the ground, approaching a distance of 30,000 feet…
—Wow, the classic old singer is also in front!
Fortunately, Ji Meng reacted quickly. When he fell, he firmly stuck to the side of the high platform. Ling Xiaolu, who was falling at a high speed, was yanked and bounced in the air like a rubber to stop it.
“Ouuuuu husband grabbed! I don’t want to fall from here!” In an emergency, Ling Xiaolu didn’t hesitate to say, as long as he can survive, he can call it anything or dad!
Ji Meng gritted his teeth and swung Ling Xiaolu on the stage with all his strength. After Ling Xiaolu went on, he pulled Ji Meng up with his hands and feet together, and the two of them were finally safe.
“Fortunately,” Ji Meng wiped his sweat, “so at least I don’t have to climb up.”
Ling Xiaolu carefully leaned on the edge and looked down. It was at least a hundred meters above the ground. If they were allowed to climb, they would have to climb at least 10,000 years!
“Are we cheating like this? Let’s hang up?” Ling Xiaolu asked worriedly, “Will we be banned if we are caught? Should we go down and start again?”
Ji Meng felt that if he didn’t stop him, he would really jump down.
“Lubi?”
“Ok?”
Ji Meng grabbed his shoulders frontally and shook it vigorously, Ling Xiao’s path was soft and soft, and his whole body passively “leaned forward and closed back”, swaying into a wave line.
“Do you still want to clear the level? Just be honest with me if you want to clear it!”
Following his movements, Ling Xiaolu made a rhythmic ups and downs, like a firetruck: “Ah/ahh/ahh/ahh/ah…”, “Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
—Can I ask pessimistically, can we still see this game in the entertainment hall after today? Will Prince Ji take it off the shelf in a rage?
—No, I like to play this game, I don’t want this game without a T mouth T
-Looking at the actions of these two people from another angle, it is simply imaginative.
—The thoughtful person in your mind is gone.
—The dubbing is so, it’s fascinating.
—Your ears are gone.
Ling Xiaolu was turned into tofu brains, (for the time being) he didn’t dare to mess up, and obediently followed Ji Meng.
This is just a platform a few meters square, there is nothing but a glider.
“Should let us sit on this and slide down.”
The two grabbed the glider’s handlebars side by side and jumped off the 100-meter platform.
“Oh-“
The moment the glider was lifted up by the wind, Ling Xiaolu let out a cheer, and they floated in the air in the wind, comfortable and comfortable. Who would have thought that these two people had just experienced a tumultuous jump.
If it can be like this forever, it would be a good game. Ji Mengyao looked at the vague scenery on the ground and thought.
Unfortunately, the good times did not last long, the wind in the front increased, and the glider produced violent bumps.
“It’s so bumpy! I can’t catch it anymore!” Ling Xiaolu shouted in the wind.
Ji Meng glanced at him against the strong wind, and stretched out his right arm to circle the person in his arms.
The glider was like a lone boat in a huge wave, swaying irregularly up and down, left and right, Ling Xiaolu glimpsed a circular halo perpendicular to the ground, more than one in the sky.
“Look!” He motioned in a voice, “What are those rings for? Should we go through them?”
Ji Meng judged it by the size and spacing of the rings, and Ling Xiaolu seemed to make some sense. He pressed **** the left and right of the handlebar, and found that the glider could change the direction of travel artificially.
“Lubi! Hold on to the handrails!”
“Oh!”
Ji Meng confronted the hurricane and tried to align his nose at the ring. The glider trembled through the first ring, instantly gaining acceleration, and rushing straight to the second and third lanes… Ji Meng controlled the glider accurately. Cross every circle without error.
“Awesome!” “It’s accurate!” “In the bull’s-eye!” Ling Xiaolu contributed his strength in the form of words, proving that he was also able to pass the test.
Accelerating again and again helped the glider overcome the oncoming resistance until it was completely out of the range of the hurricane, and the glider flew steadily into the sky again.
“Oh roar! We’re out!” Ling Xiaolu was comfortably nestled in Ji Meng’s arms, the breeze blew his face, and he squinted comfortably.
—Husband’s boyfriend is strong, I’m so happy.
—I also want to be carried in my arms by my husband.
—No matter which Jilu party senior has arranged all this secretly, you have won the respect of my life!
-A group of superficial humans, they shamelessly post up when they see the surname Ji. I am not the same. Miss, please take me to fly!
-Look! Here is a shameless model, which is worth learning from!
The glider lands steadily. Here is the spring plains, with birds and flowers fragrant, and grasses and warblers flying.
Although the two people who got off the glider could not separate their hands, they could walk freely and their bodies returned to normal.
They walked hand in hand in the long grass, and gleaming insects were raised wherever they passed, lingering on the tip of the grass, and shuttled between their fingers.
Ling Xiaolu jumped and found that there was no gravity when leaving the ground. He suddenly wondered, letting himself float in the air, holding one hand by Ji Meng, turning into a human-shaped kite.
“It’s so comfortable!” Ling Xiaolu was enjoying the freedom of gravity. “Would you like to try it?”
Ji Meng glanced back in disgust, then raised the “Kite” a little higher.
Through the spring, the roaring river blocked the way. They drifted down the water in a small boat, dodged the rocks set as obstacles, rushed out of the waterfall and fell onto the wide lake. A huge ball of air was waiting there, and their hands could finally be separated, but they had to work together to run in the same direction to reach the shore.
It doesn’t matter if the direction is different from the pace, the big deal is that the two people are rolling around in the ball and hitting each other in a hundred and eight patterns.
The first thing Ji Meng did after landing was to choke Ling Xiaolu, who was always running in the opposite direction.
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Ling Xiaolu escaped from Ji Meng’s claws, ran to the lake and laughed while scooping up water and splashing him on him, and then gradually evolved into two people splashing each other. The water here is magical, the blue lake is shining, and time will gather around the hand when you reach it in, and the raised water drops are also spotty and dazzling. The faces of each other are behind the drops of water, and it is hard to tell whether the dazzling thing is water or the face of each other.
No one brushes the barrage, it’s all lemons and dogs.
—I found out that this game may be liked by humans, but it is not very friendly to dogs.
—So many free dog foods are not friendly to dogs. What is friendly?
—Oh, who is that lemon in the mirror? Why do you look like me.
-You are talking as if these two people are already together.
-what? The two are not together yet?
-That summer your laughter and water splash smashed my face together. That day, I realized that the taste of slapped face can also be like love.
Through the summer, they are blocked by a bottomless chasm. Ji Meng grasped the zipline tightly, Ling Xiaolu hugged Ji Meng tightly, and accompanied by Ling Xiaolu’s imitating ape-man howls, swinging from one end of the rift to the other. They were climbing on the cliffs made of red clay, shouting into the abyss, lying on the top of the cliff, watching the sky high and the clouds, the geese flying across the sky.
Through the autumn, they hugged each other and rolled down from the tens of feet of snow slope, screaming, you dragged me and I dragged you to run wildly chased by the snowball. The blizzard prevented them from going, but their hands, which could already be separated, were held tightly together, supporting each other and moving forward without hesitation in the howling wind and snow. Ling Xiaolu’s hoarfrost was blown away without a trace in a blink of an eye. Ji Meng put his frozen hand on his face with difficulty, trying to divide his temperature.
After the winter, there is only the last door to pass the customs. A dazzling glow came from the side of the door, and the two stood at the same time, and at the same time stepped, stepping into the light in unison.
The audience of this live broadcast unanimously wiped their tears.
—Woo, there is a kind of satisfaction of the old mother watching the cub walk into the church hand in hand after all the hardships.
-Isn’t it just forcing me to recognize the identity of Xiaolu than the princess? Can’t I admit it?
-Since then, my husband has become a moth. Fortunately, my mother-in-law has a moth.
—I declare that the back in this light is the best today.
—No, no, before the last second, you never know which scene is the best today.
Ling Xiaolu and Ji Meng passed through the gate to the highest point in the world, with clouds below their feet.
Looking through the clouds, they are the four seasons that they have gone through all the way, spring, summer, autumn and winter, endless. The setbacks they have experienced, the difficulties they have tried to overcome, the wind and rain, rivers, cliffs, and snow-capped mountains that traverse in front of them and prevent them from moving forward, looking down from this height, seem insignificant.
Looking down from this height, what troubles human beings have. Even if there are a lot of troubles, the world stands tall and motionless.
Ling Xiaolu sighed with the vastness of the world and felt the insignificance of himself, but the vast and boundless world was finally reflected unreservedly in pupils the size of glass beads.
He took a long sigh of relief and replaced the stale air of the world with the misty mist of the dome.
“I finally know why this game is called by this name.”
“Yeah.” Ji Meng, who was beside him, responded lightly.
They glanced at each other tacitly, side by side, holding hands, and bowed deeply to the vast world.
Humans, worship heaven and earth!