A Slight Smile Is Very Charming - Chapter 11
If it weren’t for the information bombardment of Thor Nini, Weiwei would have doubted that she would stand at the end of time. [First published on Daggerqi Chinese website шшшЫιmЁ]
Of course, the so-called end of time is-lights off in the dormitory>o<
Thor Nini: “Weiwei give me a video, give me a video.”
Weiwei: “What video?”
Thor Nini: “Your husband unilaterally beat Zhenshui, the duel video! Although I bought a ticket to watch it, the audience cannot record it.”
Unilateral beating… Wei Wei was embarrassed by her description: “How gentle is my family…”
When this sentence was knocked out, Wei Wei was embarrassed by herself again. Why did she add “my house” in front of Naihe? ! ! ! Why did you type these two words unknowingly?
>o<, it must have been influenced by Yu Gong and others, they often shouted “my family’s third sister-in-law” and “what is your family”. Wei Wei deleted the sentence with a black line, typed it again and sent it over: “You actually bought tickets!”
Watching a duel requires money to buy tickets, which is another bt feature of “Sleepwalking Jianghu”. After buying the ticket, click on the palace guard who looks at the gate to send the player to the finals. Generally speaking, the higher the level of the two sides in a decisive battle, the more expensive the tickets. Of course, not every duel is watched.
Thor Nini: “Zhen Shui was beaten so badly, it won’t be released after recording. Your husband must have recorded it.”
Wei Wei: “…he didn’t record it.”
There is no need to ask this question. With her understanding of the Great God, the Great God would not record such an insignificant battle.
Thor Nini: “It’s miserable, I was too nervous to watch the screenshots and I forgot, I’m dead, I’m going to die, and I came up too late, I only saw the duel announcement issued by the system, the legendary battle book I haven’t seen it, regretting to die.”
Wei Wei: “Better than me, I’m still the legendary heroine, I haven’t seen anything.”
Thor Nini: “Hahaha, then I am balanced, the system announces whether or not to take the screenshot, I will send you.”
Wei Wei: “Okay.”
Weiwei gave her the mailbox of sleepwalking, and received her letter soon. There was a picture in the letter, which was the system’s duel announcement.
Weiwei clicked on the picture to enlarge it. The first line was the announcement that the system had invited the post-war, and then the system announced the response of the invited party every five minutes.
“System”: A smile invites Zhenshui Wuxiang to fight on the top of the Forbidden City.
“System”: True Water Wuxiang has not yet challenged.
“System”: True Water Wuxiang has not yet challenged.
…
After five consecutive brushes.
“System”: Real water has no fragrance to challenge.
“System”: Yixiao Naihe and Zhenshui Wuxiang will fight on the top of the Forbidden City at 20:00.
However, a few lines of words were nothing more than a coldly formulated announcement, but Wei Wei read it over and over several times. After watching it, her heart gradually became a little enthusiastic.
I couldn’t control the emotions in my heart and looked at the white clothes around me. He hesitated slightly, and said in embarrassment and destruction: “Great God…Would you like to have a pk with me with the beasts >o<”
However, she would be wrong, only when she was bored, she set up a team and said: “Go, let’s kill the boss.”
“Which?”
“Meng Dongxing, Yu Gong called us over.”
The monkey wine and their character broke out today, but they were just meditating at the foot of the mountain. Boss Meng, who could not be found in the past through hardships, unexpectedly brought his dowry to his door.
When Weiwei and Naihe returned to Green Mountain, Monkey Wine and the others were already fighting. However, he stepped forward to cast a wonderful hand to rejuvenate and add blood to them, but he hesitated slightly and did not immediately join the battle.
Yu Gong shouted: “Sister-in-law, don’t save yourself.”
Weiwei knew that the three of them were actually quite good at it, and called her just to let her share experience, so she smiled and said, “You fight, I will increase his attack value by adding him.”
Speaking of it, Boss Meng is really a wonderful person. If only a female player attacked him, then he would cut his attack by half because of “pity and cherish jade”. In the past, Wei Wei could single-handedly defeat him because of this. And if male and female players attack him together, he will be “jealous” and his attack power will increase by half. Only when a pure male player attacks him, his attack power is normal.
Yu Gong and the others have always been pure men. They haven’t seen it before, but they became interested when they heard Wei Wei say this.
“I heard that this guy will molest female players. I haven’t seen it yet. Sister-in-law, you can cut a knife and let me know.”
Weiwei heard black lines, but Yiyan joined the battle. Sure enough, the attack power of Meng Boss was significantly increased when he slashed it down, and he also issued the skill “flaming jealousy”, which burned the monkeys and their blood bars.
At the same time, a sentence appeared on Boss Meng’s head: “A good beauty, not to be kept in a boudoir, to pour it out and go to the rivers and lakes to dance with knives, it is better to go from the uncle to me, let you drink spicy food.”
Monkey Wine: “Damn! Really molested.”
Yugong climbed the mountain: “Dare to molest his sister-in-law and drop him a hundred times!”
As a result, poor Meng boss was violently dropped a hundred times…
As soon as Boss Meng fell to the ground, the officials immediately appeared and detained him, leaving the princess’s dressing box as a reward. The monkey wine was curious, picked it up, opened it, and almost fell to the ground.
Yu Gong asked: “What is it? Give the equipment to his sister-in-law.”
Monkey Wine: “How can this **** me off for my sister-in-law.”
Naihe: “What is it?”
Monkey Wine: “Man’s hair.”
Yugong climbs the mountain: “…”
Monkey Wine: “The hair of a princess lover has no attributes.”
Everyone was sweating, but I didn’t expect to encounter such a character this time.
Yugong climbs the mountain: “It’s better than the undefeated sword of the East.”
Monkey Wine: “It’s also better than Old Lady Emei’s foot wrap.”
MoZhahe reviewed: “Did we just be ravaged by too much violence?”
Watching Weiwei hasn’t spoken, Monkey Wine said, “Sister-in-law won’t be hit?”
Weiwei: “>o<No, I have been indifferent to fame and fortune after walking in the rivers and lakes for so many years…”
Mozart: “…”
Yugong climbed the mountain: “Why do I think this tone is familiar?”
Monkey Wine: “Like Naihe?”
MoZhaHim: “Unlike, Naihe has never been narcissistic in his mouth, he is narcissistic in his heart.”
Naihe sent a sighing expression: “It’s dark near the ink, I still can’t let her stay with you in the future.”
Wei Wei: “Yes, I was influenced by you… What? I was thinking about the video just now.”
Weiwei: “I want to make a video too.”
Monkey Wine: “…”
Wei Wei: “Boss Meng inspired me…”
Since it was the inspiration given by Boss Meng, of course it had something to do with the thief.
Weiwei’s script is like this.
Lu Wei Weiwei is a female thief who rules the mountain.
Yihe is a weak piano player.
One day, with a smile, he passed by a certain mountain and was photographed by a female thief, so he was robbed of the cottage and acted as an oppressor.
“I haven’t thought about the latter, but I suddenly thought of playing boss, Boss Meng’s lines can be used directly.”
Monkey Wine said: “Is it also involved in that activity?”
Wei Wei: “Well, I suddenly thought it was fun, but I just wanted to have fun. It was on a whim.”
Naihe didn’t say anything, and just repeated Wei Wei’s words: “Press the Zhai Xianggong?”
Wei Wei thought he was irritated, and was about to say no to shoot, so she asked him, “Is it OK to just lie down during robbery?”
>_<
It seems that she seriously underestimated the resilience of the great nerves, and said Wei Wei: “It’s basically that way.”
In fact, she herself is not sure, she is just thinking about it.
Naihe said: “Take it.”
Naihe: “Green Mountain is good, just grab it here.”
The great **** promised to be so simple and tidy, and the action was so proactive and swift, and the female thief Weiwei suddenly felt that she was being forced to grab someone.
In a blink of an eye, the great **** has begun to make overall arrangements: “I walked down the mountain here, you ride out from the woods, record your own part, and edit it later.”
Under Director Naihe’s baton, he got on the horse slightly dizzy.
Yu Gong jumped out: “Director, we also want to be in the play.”
Monkey Wine said: “What if the female thief does not follow her, let’s be the follower of the sister-in-law.”
Wei Wei refused: “No.”
Monkey Wine is distraught: “Why!”
Wei Wei: “>_<Single-handedly more handsome.”
Yugong said: “No, no, you can’t do this, you need fighting scenes, it is better to be the bodyguard of Naihe, and then you will defeat the three of us in turn, so it will be wonderful.”
This time, Yu Gong’s suggestion finally got everyone’s approval, mainly because of the approval of Naihe. These people are all activists, and they discussed everything super efficiently. Instead, they were slightly dizzy when they proposed to shoot the video and were driven to the woods like a duck in a sedan chair.
In the woods, Wei Wei was riding a horse, suddenly very nervous.
When Naihe walked to the designated robbery location, he became more nervous.
The consequence of nervousness is that Wei Wei rushed out and rushed in front of Naihe, but forgot Meng Boss’s trivial line >_<, so Wei Wei was anxious and had no choice but to change the oldest robbery line.
This mountain is mine,
I planted this tree,
To pass by,
Keep the man!
After the opening remarks were finished, the foolish man jumped out to curse, and then started fighting. However, Yugong’s character remained motionless, waited for a long while, and asked strangely, “Where is Yugong?”
Monkey Wine said very calmly, “He fell off his chair.”