A Sorcerer in the Detective World - Chapter 2262: Conan: When the **** am I going to buy women's clothing? Hundan~! ~

Shu Yunwen muttered in his heart, stroking Conan’s dog’s head with a smile and saying:

“I told you, don’t bother to get angry!~ You should think about things in a better way. From another point of view, you have many indelible memories!~”

good?

I am so beautiful on your face!

This is obviously your good memory, but it is my indelible shadow!

Conan glared at Shu Yunwen, the word “MMP” stuck in his throat, but he still didn’t curse out.

Tsukamoto Sumi next to him looked at Conan and Shu Yunwen, chuckled and said, “Okay, Yun Wen-jun, don’t bully Conan anymore! Speaking of which, shall we arrive a little further ahead?”

“That’s right.” Anda Langping in the driver’s seat nodded and replied with a smile, “Turn the intersection ahead, and you will see the Mori Detective Agency.”

While talking, the car turned around the intersection and soon stopped at the Maori Detective Agency.

Shu Yunwen and the others got out of the car one after another. Xiaolan and Fei Yingli who arrived first were already standing by the side of the road waiting.

After saying hello, everyone walked to the door of the office on the second floor. Fei Yingli opened the door with the key, took a step forward, and retreated before entering the door, with a “bang” Close the door.

Shu Yunwen and the others let out an “ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhss

“Uh… no.” The corners of Fei Yingli’s mouth twitched twice, she seemed a little embarrassed, and said, “I just remembered that the office is a bit too messy, it hasn’t been cleaned, and some are too rude. Please wait a moment, I will Go clean up first…”

“…Xiaolan, come with me!”

“Ah… yes, Mom.”

Xiaolan nodded, followed Feiyingli into the office, and then vaguely heard Uncle Mori’s voice coming from the office: “Feiyingli! I knew that only you, a vicious guy, would do such a thing. Here comes the matter!”

“Shut up!” This is Fei Yingli’s voice, “You hopeless alcoholic, don’t you have to ask me to help you at critical moments?”

“Ah? This smell… Dad, you actually…”

“Xiao Lan, shut up! Don’t say anything!”

“…”

There was constant noise in the detective office. The more Shu Yunwen and the others listened, the more curious they became, a little puzzled. Shu Yunwen couldn’t help but ordered: “Chengshi, go in and see what’s going on.”

“Okay, Lord Yunwen.”

Cheng Shi responded, flew into the detective office, and floated out after a while, floating in front of Shu Yunwen, and replied with a strange expression: “Master Yunwen, when lawyer concubine and the others left the detective office, they seemed to have Mr. Maori was tied to the sofa, and then Mr. Maori couldn’t hold back and peed on the sofa, so…”

“Hey!~ Stop talking!”

Shu Yunwen quickly waved his hands, with a look of disgust—

Ok! He just said, Fei Yingli opened the door before, why did she close it again, because she smelled Uncle Mao Li’s urine.

This is really a flavorful story.

Shu Yunwen complained in his heart, and Cheng Shi asked quietly: “Master Yunwen, Mr. Mao Li is changing his pants now, do you want me to take a picture?”

“Huh? What are you doing filming this thing? Are you crazy?” Shu Yunwen rolled his eyes wildly in his heart, and Cheng Shi replied directly: “Don’t you just like me to film these?”

Damn! slander! You are absolutely slandering!

When did I like to let you take these pictures?

Shu Yunwen saw a black line on his forehead, and replied in his mind: “Don’t talk nonsense, I don’t have one!”

In other words, what happened to this? I just learned badly!

I don’t even know who I learned it from! ~

Also, where did this camera come from? Could it be that he has evolved a camera?

Everyone waited outside for a while, and the inside was finally cleaned up.

Xiaolan went to the door and opened it. Shu Yunwen and others entered in a file. All the windows of the office were open. There was a fan in front of the biggest window, blowing outside. Uncle Mao Li was sitting on the fan. In front of the table next to him, he put his hand on his forehead to pretend to be cool, but when he looked closely, he could still see that Uncle Mao Li was trembling—

After all, it’s still pretty cold at night.

Sumi Tsukamoto and Yukiko Kudo didn’t notice any abnormalities, and Yukiko Kudo even took the initiative to say hello: “Mr. Mori, you are in good health recently! At night, the windows are open and the fan is blowing.”

“Uh…cough cough cough…” Uncle Mao Li coughed a few times, and then said in a steady tone, “Of course! Although I am middle-aged, I usually exercise regularly, and my body is in top shape! Speaking of which, Yuxiko, you are still so radiant what!”

“Where! Where!~” Kudo Yukiko smiled politely, “I’m already half-old, how can I have any charm?”

Uncle Mori chatted with Yukiko Kudo for a few words, Xiaolan interrupted with a smile: “By the way, Dad, do you remember the Miss Tedan High School contest twenty years ago?”

“Huh? Of course I remember that!” Uncle Mori nodded, “The ‘princess’ Yukiko and the ‘queen’ Eri were very popular back then…”

Xiaolan went on to say: “Yes, yes! At that time, because one of the votes was not withdrawn, the mother and Xinyi’s mother did not decide the winner. I remember that not long ago, I found that vote in your old clothes. ticket…”

“Huh? Is there?” Mori Kogoro looked confused.

“Of course!” Xiaolan nodded affirmatively, “Dad, do you still remember who you voted for?”

“Ah… this one!”

Kudo Yukiko and Fei Eri all looked nervous and expectant, while Uncle Mori replied slowly: “…I remember, I voted for Eri!”

“Oh, that’s true!” Kudo Yukiko was frustrated, she tilted her head and shed tears, while Fei Eri’s eyes lit up, and the gaze she looked at Uncle Mori softened a lot—

Unexpectedly, this incoherent alcoholic is quite reliable at critical moments, and it’s not in vain that she worked so hard to help wipe his **** tonight…

Speaking of which, she has been away from home for a while, so it’s time for her to come back. Take a look at this drunkard by the way, don’t mess around.

Fei Yingli was pondering in her heart, and Mori Kogoro continued: “I remember that the publicity leaflet at that time said ‘Miss Teidan Election Contest’, I thought ‘miss’ meant confusion, confusion, and I thought I had to choose the number one fool in Tedan High School, so I chose Eri. It took me a long time to realize that I was choosing Miss Tedan…”

When Uncle Mao Li finished speaking, everyone let out a “ha”, and Fei Yingli’s forehead burst out with the word “well”.

At this time, Yukiko Kudo, who was weeping and tilted her head, also came back to life, approached Uncle Mori with a smile and asked, “Then if you were asked to choose now, who would you choose?”

“Of course I will choose Yukiko who is smart, cute, beautiful and charming!~”

! Lore!

Feiyingli’s anger has obviously exploded, and the witty Conan silently took a few steps aside, while Xiaolan stretched out her hand to hold Feiyingli’s hand, and said with a dry laugh, “Mom, calm down, don’t be impulsive…”

Killing is to pay for life!

Uncle Mori of miss also reacted at this time, and quickly waved his hands to explain: “No, no, Eri, you were also very beautiful and cute at that time…”

Feiyingli was silent for a few seconds, then suddenly sneered and said, “Don’t worry, Xiaolan, I’m fine.”

Immediately afterwards, Fei Yingli took out the thick envelope containing the commission fee, and said, “Mr. Alcoholic, we have already solved the case of the Fujieda family together for you, now let’s calculate the fee.”

“Xiao Lan said, the money you owe is about 3 million. The 3 million is deducted, and the balance is 2 million! Then this time, student Yunwen has made great efforts in this case, and you Xizi and I have also helped, not much. , I will draw you 15%, Yunwen will take one million, and Youxizi and I will share half a million…”

Uncle Mao Li let out a “ha”, while Shu Yunwen was stunned—

wait! I just took a million for no reason?

What is this? I don’t need to say a word, the man gave me a million?

Nonsence! What is this all about?

Shu Yunwen complained in his heart, and Xiaolan who was next to him also took the envelope, glared at Uncle Mao Li and said with a smile: “I want it too, I want it too! First of all, it is the money that Dad owes to the izakaya and the snack bar, and then this month And next month’s living expenses, and my pocket money, plus the dry cleaning fee for clothes, and finally the money to buy women’s clothes for Conan…”

“Dad, wait a minute, I’ll find you five hundred yuan!”

Uncle Mao Li let out a “ha” again, while Conan next to him looked dazed, with black lines all over his forehead—

Bridge Bean Sacks! Xiaolan!

I can understand how you want to vent your anger on your mother, but what the **** is your “money for selling women’s clothes to Conan”?

When am I going to buy women’s clothing? Hundan~! ~

Conan was speechless, and couldn’t help but said, “Sister Xiaolan, that…are you making a mistake? I don’t need to buy women’s clothing…”

“Why don’t you need to buy women’s clothes?” Xiaolan patted Conan’s head, and then said in detail, “Didn’t I say it before, as long as classmate Yunwen helps solve the entrustment, I will treat classmate Yunwen to dinner. At that time, you wore women’s clothing as a companion! You don’t want to go back on your word, do you?”

repent? When did I agree?

You didn’t care about my opinion at all?

Conan looked up at the sky at a forty-five-degree angle, with melancholy tears in the corner of his eyes. Shu Yunwen looked funny, and smiled and said: “Oh! It doesn’t matter whether you buy it or not. If you can’t, just wear gray ones!~”

After Shu Yunwen finished speaking, Xiao Lan immediately replied: “That’s right, but it’s okay to wear it occasionally, so you can’t always borrow other people’s clothes to wear? Conan now wears women’s clothes more and more times, or is he himself? It’s good to buy a few…”

“Uh…”

I don’t know where to refute what you said! ~

Shu Yunwen was muttering in his heart, at this moment, Tsukamoto Sumi’s stomach suddenly groaned twice.

Everyone looked over, Sumi Tsukamoto bowed her head a little embarrassedly and said, “Sorry, I didn’t eat anything in the afternoon, so…”

“I’m sorry, it’s all because of my husband’s affairs.” Fei Yingli quickly apologized, “If you don’t mind, I’ll go to the Polo Cafe downstairs and ask for something to deliver… ”

“Where, I’m really troubling you.” As long as Sumi-chan doesn’t touch her hands, she will always be a good girl who is ignorant and polite.

After Sumi Tsukamoto finished speaking, Yukiko Kudo couldn’t help but said: “Since it’s downstairs, why don’t we go down and eat together! Although it’s a bit impolite, I always feel that the smell in the house is a bit weird – it’s the pets at home messing around.” Have you peed?”

“Uh… this…” Uncle Mao Li was a little embarrassed, and quickly said, “It’s the client! The client did it! Uh… no, the pet brought by the client did it.”

“Okay, Mr. Mori, let’s not talk about this, let’s go down!” Kudo Yukiko smiled and waved.

“Uh…” Uncle Mao Li looked down at his long johns, “Go down first, I still have some things to deal with!”

“Well, okay.”

Kudo Yukiko nodded, and walked towards the door with Fei Yingli, and asked curiously, “Is your husband always this busy?”

“Yes! Busy drinking, playing cards, betting horses, playing pachinko, and washing underwear!” Fei Yingli replied coldly.

“???” Kudo Yukiko asked with a black face.

Wash panties? What is this?

…

Soon, Shu Yunwen and others went downstairs and walked into the coffee shop.

Since it was past nine o’clock in the evening, there were no customers in the coffee shop. Fei Yingli ordered some food and drinks skillfully, then sat down and said: “The sandwiches here are not bad. To tell you the truth, although I and Xiaolan’s father Separated, but still come here for a sandwich once in a while…”

“Really? Then I will have a good taste.” Sumi Tsukamoto replied with a smile.

Xiaolan said apologetically again: “Speaking of which, I’m really sorry today for wasting so much time for classmate Yunwen and sister Shumei…”

“Well, I’m fine!” Sumi Tsukamoto smiled and waved her hands, “I was supposed to go on a date with Yun Wen-kun today. As long as two people are together, it’s a beautiful day!~”

“Ah… I really envy you, Senior Sister Shumei.” Xiaolan looked enviously, and slightly raised her head to look at the wall, “I don’t know where the reasoning maniac I’m thinking of is now…”

“Uh…”

I’m right here!

Conan opened his mouth, but couldn’t speak.

Soon, Xiao Azusa, the waiter of the coffee shop, brought up the sandwiches, cakes, fruit platters, salads, drinks, etc. that Fei Yingli had ordered. After everyone said “I’m starting”, they started eating.

At the same time, the manager of the coffee shop held a small blackboard in his hand and walked quickly to the door.

Seeing this, Conan asked curiously: “Mr. Store Manager, are you going to display tomorrow’s discounted brand?”

“Ah, no!” The store manager turned around, pointed to the writing on the small blackboard, and said with a smile, “It’s just that the business in the store has been good recently, and Xiaozi is too busy alone, so I plan to hire another person!”

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