A Straight Guy’s Transmigration Journeys - Chapter 192
Feng Qi grabbed his hand, looked at the red circle on his index finger and said, “so you came in this way. You human beings don’t want to come in when you die. When you don’t die, you always eat too much and have nothing to do. You want to do something until you die. ”
“I don’t want to come in yet. I’m not trapped.” Fu Yanqiang took back his hand.
Two people just pestle in this narrow mountain wall. Fu Yan couldn’t bear it any more. “You can come and go freely in the hell, so you should be able to send me back.”
“No way.”
“Why not? You still owe me money.”
Feng Qi’s face flashed a bit of embarrassment, “one yard to one yard. I can’t intervene in the broken things that you human beings have done. This will be punished by heaven.”
He walked out leisurely.
Fu Yan thought for a long time, but he still had to follow Feng Qi. Looking at the man who thought he was hiding his identity perfectly, Fu Yan said, “do I have to stay here all my life?”
“No
Fu yanmianlu was surprised, “how long can I go back?”
Feng Qi turned around and said, “there is no human food here. You can only last three days.”
Fu Yan’s whole life was suddenly bad. He stood still. Is he going to die if there is no shadow of the task?
“Why don’t you go? When the ghost comes, you don’t have three days.” Feng Qi is joking.
Some people have broken into the underground before, and he kicked them out directly. But Fu Yan
Feng Qi thought and touched his lips. Mouth slightly up: wait a minute, always feel that the future may be some happy.
“No, if you have to die, die now.” Fu Yan said, turning to the bridge.
Seeing that the fire was about to jump down, fortunately Feng Qi caught him in time. Looking at Fu Yan’s lifeless appearance, Feng Qi pinched his face and scolded: “I should have said that if people commit suicide, they will fall into the fourteenth layer of hell in vain.”
Fu Yan’s eyes without waves looked directly at him and said firmly, “I won’t.”
Unless the system gives him a man in the fourteenth hell. But think about it, it’s unlikely that there will be two male owners in a place.
“Tut tut I’m so sure that I think you’re the leader of the hell. ” Feng Qi put his big hand around Fu Yan’s waist and carried him on his shoulder.
Fu Yan brain blood supply is almost inadequate, the key is that the road of the government is still bumpy, and he make complaints about it: “where are you taking me?” It’s better to go and repair the road of your hell if you have that mind to mind me. It’s rotten. ”
The soft place was suddenly patted by a man, Fu Yan beat a spirit, he immediately struggled: “you insult me!”
“Shut up, don’t make any noise. I really don’t care if I bring in the ghost again. ” Feng Qi’s hand shook again and again, just that kind of feeling, seems very good. I didn’t expect that Fu Yan, a tough man, still had a soft place.
Fu Yan gas however, direct to the man’s soft place, on the mouth.
“Well Feng Qi instantly moved to his office and threw Fu Yan on the ground. He covered the place where he was bitten and hopped around for several times. At the same time, he glared at Fu Yan, “you! How bold. ”
Fu Yan got up in a panic and said, “one report for another.”
He looked around. Fu Yan was surprised by the modern office. Black and white office. Simple sofa coffee table, there is a reclining chair behind the desk, there is a computer on the desk, there is a picture frame beside the computer.
“Have I left the underworld?”
Feng Qi continued to cover the place where Fu Yan had bitten him and said angrily, “if you want to be beautiful, you can stay in the hell all your life.”
Fu Yan took the lead and sat on Feng Qi’s chair, leaning back comfortably. He glanced at Feng Qi faintly, “didn’t you just say I couldn’t last three days?”
Feng Qi is quiet, and his contradiction leads to his poor words.
“Pluto, judge, please see me.”
Feng Qi and Fu Yan suddenly look at each other with tacit understanding. Fu Yan hid under his desk, but Feng Qi didn’t let the judge have the chance to open the door when he went to the door of the office.
“Pluto, you are really back.”
Feng Qi looked at the shameless man and said in a cold voice, “well, what’s the matter?”
“Just now a human intruded into the underworld…”
Obviously he has no face, but Feng Qi always feels that he is looking at his office. His tall body straightened up, and Feng Qi completely blocked his sight.
“I kicked it back.” Feng Qi snorted.
The judge looked at the door closed by Hades and stayed there for a long time. He Clearly in the door to smell the human breath. If Hades really kicks humans back, it shouldn’t be here.
“Ah, who?” Fu Yan was holding his desk with both hands, showing a pair of big eyes like elk.
Feng Qi suddenly felt that this human is still very lovely. “Old fashioned judge,” he said cheerfully”Oh…”
Fu Yan didn’t dare to listen to their conversation just now because he was guilty. Now he was itching with curiosity, “what did he say?”
“Say it…” Feng Qi glanced at Fu Yan and said slowly, “I found a man who had intruded into the underground. I think it’s better to peel him, or to cook oil.”. Or… ”
Fu Yan, who was about to sit on the chair, was frightened by the man’s words and sat on the ground again. He bowed his knee, shivered and buried his face in his hand, saying: “it’s better to just jump into the fire…”
Walking to the table, Feng Qi tapped the table twice, “what are you afraid of? I’m not there. As long as you meet my requirements, I can make an exception to send you back to the human world. You see how kind I am. ”
Fu Yan is no longer surprised. He has an intuition that there is a trap behind Feng Qi’s words.
Seeing that Feng Qi didn’t know where to move a lot of documents, he said, “as long as you help me fill in all these human information, I’ll let you go. Well, isn’t it very simple? ”
Fu Yan got up and looked at the document. The handwriting on it was beautiful. His eyes revealed doubts: “can’t use the computer to type out, and then copy it, handwriting is troublesome and tired.”
Feng Qi looked at Fu Yan and said nothing. If he has the money to buy a computer, do he need to do these things himself.
“That’s what you said. As long as I finish it, you have to send it back to me.” Fu Yan raised his eyes with a smile and sat down on the chair.
When Feng Qiyi clapped his hands and the room was full of documents, Fu Yan’s smile stopped. He rushed over and pinched Feng Qi’s neck and wanted to die with him.
“Bang!” Both of them fell to the ground and were buried by the papers.
One didn’t expect that Fu Yan would come, and another didn’t expect that the man didn’t even have the strength to hold himself.