A Warrior Exiled by the Hero and His Lover - CH 160

We were stunned for a while by the magnificent gate that suddenly appeared in the forest.

“Fufu, are you surprised? Surprised, aren’t you? You thought the land of the fairies was no big deal, didn’t you?”

“You’re really noisy.”

“Buhe…!?”

Frau mercilessly slaps the fairy guide.

Her name is Naomin.

She has blonde hair, brown skin and wore a lot of makeup.

“So mean! We’re supposed to be flat-chested friends.”

“I’ve never been so humiliated! Your breasts are a cup bigger than Frau’s!”

“I’m sorry.”

“If you want to apologize, then remove a cup size! Now!”

“Do you want me to die?”

Naomin responded with a serious expression at Frau’s pouting.

“Now stop it you two.”

Kaede interfered, but when Naomin and Frau saw Kaede’s breasts, their expressions changed completely.

Frau and Naomin slap Kaede’s ample breasts from right to left.

Her breasts bounced in a wonderful motion.

“Hueeh! Why are you slapping my breasts!?”

“You have a lot of nerve trying to be the voice of reason in this situation with these two melons you’ve got dangling.”

“You’re just making this situation worse, Kaede. Do you really want to see an angry fairy?”

“Hii… Master～”

Kaede ran away and hid behind me.

That must have been terrifying.

There’s a murderous aura coming from those two little fairies as they turn their gaze to Kaede’s bountiful breasts.

Then Panda came over and scolded Frau.

“Kyu, Kyukyu.”

“You’re right. I’m sorry.”

“Forgive me for my behavior.

The two fairies manage to reconcile.

Seems like it’s Panda who’s the real voice of reason when Frau gets angry.

I have a feeling this girl will be like Frau. I don’t need another one of her.

“How do you like our home?”

“It’s a very nice village, even more than I imagined. And there are a lot of high fairies like Frau.”

Beyond the gate, there was a picturesque village with a paved cobblestone road.

Some of the buildings looked like ruins, and you could see signs written in old handwriting.

The people passing by on the main street are all fairies.

Some of them fly low by flapping their wings, while others walk on their own two feet in their human-size

Is this the country of Ainowa?

“Oh, the fairies here place their house doors on the second floor.”

“The second floor is more convenient, because there is no chance for other races to enter this way. The only ones who make the entrances to their homes on the second floor are the regular High Fairies, but the nobility and royalty use the first floor.”

“So those of a more privileged class have direct contact with other races?”

“Oh, I see the big breasted bitch understands what I’m talking about.”

“Big breasted bitch?!”

Kaede comes up to me with tears in her eyes.

That was just wrong.

That flat chested fairy has a bad vocabulary.

“Wow, what is this fluffy thing?”

“This is Frau’s best friend and companion.”

“That’s not fair, let me on too!”

Suddenly, I start hearing strange noises. I looked back to see what was happening.

Panda, who was flying behind me, was being jumped by the fairies.

The commotion soon turned into a fight, and many fairies started fighting each other.

Panda, who was caught in the middle, was being pushed all over the place.

“Stop! Panda is Frau’s bed!”

“Kyu! Kyukyukyukyukyukyu!”

“Huh!? What do you mean, I’m wrong!? Well, it doesn’t matter. If they mess with Panda, they’re going to get hurt.”

Frau rushed to Panda’s defense.

All the fairies who had joined the fight stopped and started laughing when they saw her.

“Look at the chopping board, she’s trying to bully us.”

“Haha, I think she’s a fairy, but… What’s wrong with her breasts? They’re so small.”

“Wow, the cutting board just got mad.”

“What kind of country fairy are you? If you plan to bully us, grow a decent rack first.”

I still don’t understand this obsession fairies have with bust size. Do they treat you like an outcast depending on how big your boobs are?

Frau, who was about to cry, grabbed the handle of her hammer.

“Quiet, you boob monster!”

“Naomin?!”

Naomin kicked a fairy woman with big boobs.

She turns around and gives Frau a thumbs up.

“Anyone who messes with us will get the crap beaten out of them.”

“You’re right. Let’s do it, Naomin.”

“”Let’s keep growing!””

I called Panda and put him back in his seal.

“Cut the crap, we need to get to Roswell. Spread out everyone.”

“Oh, right. We’re almost there～”

I ignored Frau’s words, and the crowd around us quickly began to dissolve.

I won’t take Panda out as long as we’re here.

The sun was at its highest point.

We were sitting on the edge of a fountain eating ice cream.

“It’s cold, sweet and so delicious!”

“Never in my wildest dreams did I think I would eat a cold desert in the heart of the Great Forest.”

“You have some ice cream on your cheek.”

Kaede wipes my cheek with a handkerchief.

The ice cream Kaede was eating looked delicious. Mine was a regular one with fruit juice on top.

I’m going to try a bite.

“Ah~”

I reached over and took a bite of Kaede’s ice cream.

Yes. The refreshing fruit flavor is really delicious.

The sweetness is also moderate. I think I should have bought that one.

“Master… If you want another bite from mine… I have no problem!”

“Okay, just one more.”

Kaede’s face lights up and her tail wagged back and forth.

Then she extended her ice cream towards me, as if she wanted me to eat more.

“It’s not fair that I’m the only one eating.”

“It’s fine! I’d be happy to keep feeding my master.”

“In that case, here, eat.”

I gave some of my ice cream to Kaede. She leaned over and took a bite, her face turning red as she said; “Dewiciosh.”

Frau and Naomin were on the other side eating ice cream as well.

It’s amazing how unusually quiet they’ve been while eating.

“I’d like to know where Roswell is, Naomin.”

“What are you talking about? You’ve been looking at him all day.”

“…Where?”

I started looking around.

All I see is a bunch of people, buildings, big trees growing all over the village and mountains in the distance.

“Hmm, is it there?”

“You’re kidding right? That’s it.”

Naomin pointed to the mountain.

What?

She’s the one who’s kidding, right?

“That’s Roswell. Surprised? Are you surprised? It’s a surprise we’ve used on the visitors here for a long time.”

“Is that really him?”

“Look closely. He looks like a person, doesn’t he?”

He doesn’t look anything like a person, but there is some resemblance.

The lower half of his body is probably buried in the ground, so from here only the upper half could be seen.

“Do you have to ask permission to go there?”

“There’s no rule. You can go and see him whenever you want. However, Ros-cchi doesn’t like anything but fairies. So he might not respond if you try to talk to him.”

“Aren’t you afraid that the ancient Demon King is so close to you?”

“I don’t think I’ve ever felt that way about Ros-cchi because he’s so nice. And it’s not like he’s a real demon king. He’s never actually had the job [Demon king].”

According to Naomin, Roswell became known as the Demon King because of his tremendous power and presence.

It seems that on this continent, the term “Demon King” doesn’t necessarily refer to the holder of the actual position.

I’m going to ask Naomin if we can go see him now.

“I can show you around, but can you stay a little longer once we’re done? I’d love for you to see more of the village, and I’d also like to talk some more with Frau-cchi.”

“Naomin!”

“Frau-cchi!”

The two fairies hugged.

Apparently they became good friends. Though this will make it hard to separate them later.

“I like standing next to this washboard. Compared to hers, my breasts look big– buhe!”

Frau smacked Naomin on the head.