A Woman Disguises Herself As a Man and Enters the Men’s Dormitory To Be the Pet of the Villains - Chapter 325
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The Kun is so big that it cannot fit in a pot.
Gu Lan was riding on Kun’s back, and she couldn’t see what was on the ground even if she lowered her head, after all, Kun was really big.
The wind in mid-air blew on Gu Lan’s face. It was the first time for her to see the world from this perspective. It was also the first time that she hadn’t returned to her own world after dawn. All this was too much for her. Fresh-
It was so fresh that Gu Lan wanted to go crazy.
She stood on top of Kun’s head, the wind was blowing her unruly hair, she brushed aside the messy hair on her forehead, with a naughty smile on the corner of her lips as always, she spoke to the station in a low voice after speaking arrogantly Yun Zhe who was beside him said.
“I feel like this picture is a bit of a Titanic, you stand in front of me, let’s take a classic pose? Anyway, we will say that classic line in a while—”
Yun Zhe’s lips moved, his expression was a little stiff as before, his voice didn’t fluctuate, and he uttered that classic line like a backgammon dot reader.
“Youjump, Ijump (you jump, I jump
In the movie “Titanic”, when the ship sank, the heroine
Rose was already on the lifeboat, looking at the male lead Jack on the slowly sinking lifeboat, reluctant to part with him for a long time, and jumped back to the Titanic with the last stride without hesitation, and then ran towards him quickly.
heroine
ose said “Youjump, Ijump” affectionately to the hero Jack, so many people saw love.
Yun Zhe looked up the information about “Titanic”, the data in his right eye was beating, and he couldn’t calm down for a long time…
At this time, the brain that was ready to destroy the world did not expect to eat the dog food of his avatar and Gu Lan?
Zhinao couldn’t help but muttered and irritated in Yunzhe’s mind.
“What’s the matter with you? Didn’t I ask you to take Gu Lan away?! The time has come, why didn’t Gu Lan leave?!”
At this time, Yun Zhe said unexpectedly.
“Sure enough, you will come to me. I have read all the information you left behind. Master will not be happy knowing this after he leaves. Master likes to know everything. Master likes to turn this place upside down. I will always support master.”
The brain is so intelligent that the people standing on his brain at the bottom found it strangely—
“Why is this land smoking?!”
“Our attack is effective!”
effective
, This is the brain that is fuming with anger!
Zhinao said angrily in Yunzhe’s mind, “I gave you a design order, you must send Gu Lan back!”
Yun Zhe said calmly, “You are me, and I am you. You have given me the highest authority. There is no difference between us except appearance. If you can give yourself orders, of course I can also release orders for myself.” .”
“Your information contains the structure of this world, so I thought of a way to extend the time for the master to leave. Leave half an hour later, the master just woke up to eat, and I have already written the homework for the master.”
Intellectual brain: …
Zhinao scolded Yun Zhe, Yun Zhe seemed to have an epiphany at this time——
“I am you, and you are me. If you scold me, you scold yourself.”
What kind of 360-degree three-dimensional defense is this.
He is so smart that he wants to die, he wants to leave tragically, and draw a tragic and beautiful end to his secret love, but this guy Yun Zhe doesn’t follow the routine, now that Gu Lan is here, Gu Lan has also seen what his brain looks like …
Just as Zhinao was thinking, Yun Zhe suddenly spoke.
“Master wants to see you, and she wants to hug you. She doesn’t remember what happened in the past, but she thinks you have worked hard. Do you think that with the character of Master, he will watch you being bullied and see you leave sadly? “
“The reason why the master is the master is that no matter how many times she dies and experiences hardships, she will still stick to the same path.”
Zhinao still can’t pass the hurdle in his heart, Yunzhe comforted Zhinao.
“I have actually asked the master, what is the master’s impression of you.”
Zhinao was in a hurry for a moment, he was nervous and looking forward to it, he didn’t know what to say for a while, but he felt that Gu Lan would definitely not be able to accept his current appearance, his brain was under the ground, and when his head came out Come…
Zhinao suddenly shrank inward.
The ground that was originally pushed up from the ground floor suddenly fell down. Ying and Xuan looked up at the sky, hating that they couldn’t fly and couldn’t see what was on it.
Sakura gritted her teeth directly, and said to Xuan, “Go and get the bazooka, I’ll see if I can shoot down this weird guy that covers the sky.”
Xuan was calmer than Ying, she glanced at Ying, “If Gu Lan is on the top, he will definitely come down in a while. That little baby won’t just yell twice, he will definitely do more fun things .”
Xuan thought, and licked her lips, “Huh, I still feel very excited when I think about it. I really want to imprison this little baby in the house. I don’t know if the new cage we built for this purpose can be used. It is specially used to raise money. Canary’s.”
Sakura shrugged, “I feel like he’s no longer a canary, and our cage has to follow the standard for raising tyrannosaurus rex.”
Gu Lan who was on Kun’s back really wanted to go down and make a fuss, but Yun Zhe didn’t move at this time, probably talking to a certain little Aojiao.
Gu Lan felt that the wind was too strong here, and she wanted to stay beside Yun Zhe to protect Yun Zhe. Of course, the main thing was that Gu Lan would definitely fall to pieces by herself, and Gu Lan still needed Yun Zhe’s help and guidance.
So Gu Lan walked up and down on Kun’s back. Looking from the top down, the ground looked like a brain. Gu Lan dragged her chin with one hand, looked at the golden brain, and tsk-tsk.
“Why does it look like macaroni, I’m a little hungry.”
Gu Lan’s words were accepted by Yun Zhe’s data receiver, and then also heard by Zhinao, who didn’t know what to say for a while…
It was embarrassing for someone he cared about to see his bare brain.
But the other party said his brain was wrinkled like macaroni…
Ok…
If you want to eat him, don’t you hate him so much?
Zhinao was a bit confused, his analyzer told him——Gu Lan might like him, because there is an old Chinese saying, “beautiful color can be eaten”…
Zhinao was a little shy, and the folds on his head moved slightly, scaring the people at the bottom to death, but Gu Lan was even more hungry, and the humans on the ground at the bottom started killing because they followed the advice of the “god” , There were bloodstains on the ground one by one.
The people ruled by fear listened to the stupid words of the “gods” that blood can hurt this brain.
The “God” knew that this would embarrass Zhinao, make Zhinao not want Gu Lan to see it, and make Zhinao collapse. When this moment really came, Gu Lan stood on a high place and saw everything. She licked her lips, Exclaimed.
“Good guy, is it really macaroni? A lot of tomato sauce.”
Intellectual brain: …
“God”: …
Zhinao is a bit unable to analyze Gu Lan’s feelings for him now. His analyzer tells him that it is more important to analyze Gu Lan’s mental state now.
Gu Lan may have seen the worst side of Zhinao, but Gu Lan’s words inexplicably made Zhinao relax. At this time, Yun Zhe thoughtfully comforted Zhinao again.
“You don’t have to mind at all, the master will never think you are unattractive. Because the master thinks you are not human at all. Even if you suddenly become a bug, a leaf, the opposite **** and a bread dog, the master will not be surprised .”
Zhinao was silent again, and he was silent a little too many times.
The “God” was also silent.
The “god” in a cloak stands on the brain of Zhinao. He doesn’t want to raise his head to look at Gu Lan, because the reason why the “god” is a **** is because he can look down on the world and everything from a high position!
Gu Lan, absolutely cannot let the “god” look up to her.
Zhinao was moved by Yun Zhe, and Gu Lan felt that she was running out of time. She patted Yun Zhe on the shoulder and said with a smile, “Have you finished talking to Xiao Aojiao?”
Yun Zhe said honestly, “He ignored me.”
Zhinao roared in Yunzhe’s heart, “You fart! You green tea! I didn’t ignore you. I’m speechless, okay? I’m speechless!”
Yun Zhe heard this and looked at Gu Lan, “Master, he said, I fart, I’m a green tea, he didn’t ignore me, he was speechless, speechless, repeat twice, add three exclamation marks.”
Zhinao was about to be driven crazy by Yun Zhe, he whimpered.
“Jump off! Jump off you kid! I’ll pinch you to death with the folds of my brain! You’ve mutated, I don’t have green tea at all, how could I create a guy like you who smells like tea.”
Yun Zhe translated this sentence to Gu Lan.
“Master, the brain said, let me jump down, he will use the folds of his brain to pinch me to death.”
The brain on the ground floor trembled slightly because of hearing Yun Zhe’s words, and the intellectual brain jumped repeatedly on the verge of being **** off.
When Gu Lan heard this, his eyes lit up.
“Wow, brain folds can trap people to death, is it true or not? By the way, Yunzhe, do you have a parachute? If not, let’s just jump. I haven’t tried this method of death yet. Let’s try it!”
Yun Zhe really didn’t prepare a parachute or anything, his basic parts had been damaged a lot, and when he came to the top floor to smuggle, he also gave these parts to people on the black market in exchange for tickets.
But if he said these words to the master, the master’s character would directly pull him to jump off—
Before Yun Zhe finished his analysis, Gu Lan stood behind Yun Zhe and said affectionately, “Come on, Youjump, Ijump (imitating the accent of “Titanic”.
After saying this, Gu Lan pushed Yun Zhe, Yun Zhe fell from Kun’s back, Gu Lan quickly grabbed his hand and fell together, UU reading www. uukanshu.com Gu Lan was so excited as the wind blew past her ears.
“This place is so much fun! So much fun!”
Gu Lan’s boldness frightened Zhinao, Zhinao didn’t do anything like “the brain is slowly exposed”. In a hurry, he got out of the ground all at once. Terrifying, a bare brain came out directly from the ground, and everyone standing on the bottom ground was thrown off their feet.
Zhinao didn’t care whether he was ugly or not, he just wanted to pinch Yun Zhe to death with the folds of his brain, he never thought of hurting Gu Lan!
“God” looked at all this, his body floated up, his feet left the ground, he was suspended in mid-air, looking forward to—
Gu Lan, fall to death, fall to death! Just fall to your death here!
Just as the “god” was thinking about it, Gu Lan laughed exaggeratedly, “Wow, I didn’t fall to my death, hahaha it’s so interesting!”
“God”: …
Your enemy “God” has left the group chat.