Abiogenisis - Chapter 6 Pissing In A Toto Branded Urinal

@@(Working title: Writing jackshit at 2 am in HK airport, whilst questioning one’s existence)

[enter Death, Young man and Susan walking together. Susan appears indifferent, Death skips periodically]

Death: So, that’s all you do? You just wander around here? That’s it?

Young man: Yeah, pretty much. Look, we’re literally immortal. What else do we do? Some people choose to work, counting more and more dead things for your records, some people go off, looping around this place.

Death: But what’s the point? What do you get out of it? You’re basically a caravan-less hippy at this point.

Young man: C’mon, there’s no need to be like that. I’ve visited some hippy communes before and they were-

[Death skips in front of Young man, and turns around to face him, walking backwards]

Death: Completely dull? Uninteresting?

Young man: I guess so. But what do you do when you’re functionally immortal and indestructable?

Death: I dunno, do some stupid stunts. Post videos of yourself doing such stunts on Deathtube (subscriptions only $20.99 a month*, please we need more administrative workers, GNghfkLurFuCK, from the stone age quit last week and we need a replacement**.

*work placements open in the Hell Administrative District

**I mean, he was just a janitor, and we have thousands of those, but he made us really cool spears for Christmas last year. Please, GNghfkLurFuCK, come back, we miss you)

Young man: it gets boring really quickly