Absolute Buying System: Money Is Power - Chapter 3：-The Shitty Old Man who called himself Immortal Cultivator!-

[Congratulations host, for being first ever user of Absolute Buying System Full Version.]

[Absolute Buying System Full Version is now linked with your soul permanently and would now follow you even after your reincarnation.]

[You have a recorded message in your inventory, do you want to read it]

The moment Xue Bao killed that Cheetah, a 24 inch 3D screen appeared on the left side of his vision. On it was many texts running forth like how credits run after the completion of a movie. Though they are not moving.

“The fuck!” he was so startled that he nearly fell off the cliff. ‘What the hell is this?’he wondered while flailing around his arms, trying to throw away that screen. But alas, it seems he could only see the screen, not touch or interact with it physically.

Finding this out, he stopped his actions and instead read through the messages displayed more carefully. He wanted to find out what the hell this thing appearing straight out of a light novel was! System? As if that was real. He had even thought that he was still sleeping and was dreaming in class.

After a careful reading, he figured out a few points.

One this system was called Absolute Buying System Full Version. He didn’t know what that meant, or there was even a half version exists or not, but he moved on. Second, this system was using something called a Black Coin as a currency, which he seemed to have gained from killing that cheetah. Third, there was someone who made this system and had gifted it to him.

“As if I would believe that!” with a shout of frustration, Xue Bao kicked the ground in anger. But even so, the transparent screen never faded unlike he had thought. On the contrary, his hands just phased through them.

“What the hell is this? Am I hallucinating?” Xue Bao wondered as he inspected the transparent screen more carefully. After that, he pinched his cheeks, but the pain had alerted him that he was indeed not hallucinating. If so then this system might be real.

“Are you kidding me? Is this some sort of wuxia or Xianxia novel? Did I get the same power as the heroes as them? Then does that mean I am no longer on the earth? According to the plotline of all those novels, I must have reincarnated into the body of a waste young master, right?” Xue Bao started to mumble to himself like a madman. Just as he was about to reach the height of imagination, the familiar feeling of his metal bat strapped to his back brought him back to the reality. Untying the knot of the strap, he withdrew the bat from his back and inspected it.

The same metallic lustre, the same red spot marks from the blood of all those people he had beaten up with it. The same leather grip and in the end, ‘AssBuster’ graffiti he made on it was still present.

“Does that mean I have reincarnated with my prized AssBuster!? No! Wait, I have my jersey on, this means I haven’t reincarnated. I might have transmigrated! Ahh! This is so confusing!!”

Xue Bao had already abandoned the thought of himself being in earth anymore, the presence of that weird cheetah-like animal and the 3D screen floating in front of him, it was a glaring proof that something supernatural had already happened to him.

As he was about to bang his head in frustration, he suddenly remembers the 3D screen showing a notification about some recorded message.

“System…Eh…Whatever, show me that recorded message.”

– Affirmative!

– Opening the recorded message….20%…100%

Suddenly the 3D screen faded and the hologram of a really old man appeared in front of him. He was wearing a Bermuda pant and a Hawaii shirt, together with a flower garland on his neck. On his head was a straw hat and a black sunglass was hanging on his neck. From a single look, he looked like an old man who was on vacation.

{Hello, Xue Bao. Nice to meet you…well…technically! Anyway, you must be wondering who am I and what’s happening to you, right?}

“You bet!”

{Haha! Well, let’s start from the beginning. I am Lao Long, a cultivator. No, don’t worry, I am not cultivating plants, I am the same immortal cultivator you read in all those novels in your phone. I am in charge of the very world you are right now. You see, due to some unforeseen circumstances, there seem to be some unwanted individuals entered my realm. They are none other than your schoolmates who were forcibly brought to this world by someone very powerful. You were also among them, but thanks to my interference, I was able to pull you out in the last moment.

It cost me a lot you see! As I can’t directly interfere with worldly matters since the laws forbid me to. Now you must be wondering why I am rambling without getting to the point right, well then, let me say it directly, I want you to bring them back to earth, within ten years mark. They are all captured by that powerful person, and if you can’t bring them back within ten years, then something bad might happen to earth.

This mission may sound crazy and impossible to you, but don’t worry. By using all my powers, I have created this system and gifted it to you. It will help you during your mission. If you have any question, you can ask this system.

Haha, Good luck!! You need it.}

After that the hologram vanished, leaving behind the setting sun on the background.

As for Xue Bao, he had an expression like someone just killed his cat. With his eyes wide and mouth hung open, he was imitating a fish who was thrown out of the water. A vein throbbed on his head as if it would burst at any moment.

“Do…DON’T KID WITH ME YOU SHITTY OLD MAN!!!” he shouted from the top of his lungs, scaring away many birds behind his back.

After that, he raved for a few minutes, punching and kicking a nearby until he bled from his fists and legs. It was not until the sun began to set that he calmed down. Then he understood his situation, he was inside an unknown forest where those cheetah like animals roam freely. And the night was approaching fast, this forest would become his worst nightmare. He must find a settlement before anything bad happens.

“System, can you tell me where I am?”

– Replaying to host, please buy the Map Functionality to track your location. Map Functionality Pack will cost you 1 Black Coin. If you buy now, you will get Folklore Vol 1 for free.

“fuck!!! Okay buy, I will buy dammit!!”

– Ding! Thanks for buying Map Functionality Pack(MFP). You received Folklore Vol 1 for free.

– Proceeding to include MFP into the interface…20%…90%…100% complete.

– Ding! Your location has been synchronized with the world map. Do you want to see it?

“Yes!”

Then again a 3D hologram of a world appeared. This world was very different from earth, where more than 80% was made of water. Although this planet also has water content, it was almost 60%. Then it began rotating fast until a red dot appeared in one of the remote locations. Then it zoomed for a few seconds until a forest area appeared where the red dot was blinking. This was his current location.

“Ugh! Even if I see map, I can’t recognize it at all. System, show me the nearest human settlement.”

– Locating…10% …100%

– To the 20 Km south, the nearest human village, Shaolin Village, was found. To reach there, please follow the path marked in the map.

– You can also spend 5 Black Coins to directly teleport there.

“Really? Then do that, life is more important than some measly black coins. If I am alive, I can earn them anyway.”

– As you wish! 5 Black Coins was deducted from your savings. You have 6 Black Coins left.

– System warning! The first time teleportation would be very nauseous, it was recommended to close your eyes and stop your breathing for the duration of teleportation(two seconds).

– The teleportation would commence in 5 seconds.

– 5…4…3…2…1…0

When the counter reached two, he had already closed his eyes and stopped his breathing. As such he didn’t notice a pair of vicious red eyes looking at his direction from within some bushes for reasons unknown.