After Getting A Job in the Nether World, I Became Famous - Chapter 63
While netizens were skillfully dancing and playing terriers, Lan He was still a guest at the Dou family.
When Mr. Dou saw Lan He, he was extremely enthusiastic. “My grandson is here.”
Song Futan: …how about me?
Other old men thought that Old Master Dou shouted Song Futan. Several of them had seen Lan He last time, and they were very welcome.
But as soon as Lan He approached, the birds that had originally screamed gradually whispered, and even Alaska whimpered, lying on the ground honestly.
“Oh, why didn’t this call?” An uncle stood up and teased the bird, not this one, but all the birds stopped calling, as if the mute button was pressed at the same time.
——Although birds may not necessarily see Hu 79, but the animals are very keen, just like those pigeons are also afraid of Hu 79 and Lan He, and so are the Lingque children.
Hu seventy-nine held his arm, his eyes scorned, and said lightly: “I don’t open my mouth first in spring, which little bird dares to speak!!”
Lan He pretended to stretch and slapped her on the back.
Hu Seventy-nine planted it forward, “Oh I will go!”
She glanced at Lan He with a grudge, why not let her finish the wave.
Hu Seventy-nine pouted and issued a series of gentle birdsongs. The birds in the cage heard it. This was the bird that Hu Seventy-nine had conditioned, jumped up high, and began to cry again. The other birds also followed one by one. on.
“I just seemed to hear a series of bird calls…” An uncle looked around. “Then, these birds followed.”
It is said that the elderly and children are easy to see ghosts. Although he can’t see Hu 79, he can hear Hu 79’s cry faintly.
But the others didn’t hear it. They only said that they might have heard it wrong. This whole alley, who raised a bird, wouldn’t Mr. Dou know?
“Maybe you are welcoming Xiaolan.” Mr. Dou said proudly. “See? No, this is Xiaolan. My family has lived with him for a while.
During this period of time, he can be said to be dazzling all over the capital, relying on this sparrow to become the most beautiful old man in the capital, no one raised his family in the limelight.
The old man who saw me for the first time said sourly: “Is it true that I have been training for two years…”
There is also a vague pick, “I said that I have never heard of such an expert. Can a child tell me how my family’s babies have murmurs? You should have a little time with your senior. .”
Lan He glanced at Hu Qijuan.
Hu Qijujue lay in his ear and said a few words.
Lan He said to the old man: “Uncle, it is because your bird is a broken beak. The songbirds need to be talents to be qualified, and some birds like to be nagging by nature.”
Old man: “…”
Everyone laughed.
“I’ve wanted to say for a long time, no matter how hard your mouth is, it’s a broken mouth.”
“Talent makes it.”
The old man was angry, but because Lan He was right, he had nothing to say, that is how birds are raised.
With Hu 79 as the expert, Lan He could finally answer the question, which made Mr. Dou feel very respectful and lifted his chin high. After bidding farewell to his old friends, he squeezed Song Futan: “Let. Come, Xiaolan, drink jasmine tea.”
The tone seemed to make Big Brother drink ice cola.
Song Futan: “…”
The main type of tea in Beijing is jasmine tea. Mr. Dou brews white dragon balls. There are more than a dozen or so in the enamel cups. The tea leaves spread out in the clear tea soup, exuding a quiet and elegant fragrance.
Lan He was pressed on a bamboo chair, holding an enamel cup for tea, and Master Dou sent Song Futan to cook, “I picked some toon, you get a toon scrambled egg, and then burn an eggplant, the rest you Do it yourself.”
Song Futan: “…………Okay.”
He is completely out of status. It is estimated that if he is not with Lan He, Grandpa will also find an opportunity to get on the line with Lan He, so that he can be recognized as an elder brother.
Lan He was originally a little nervous, but Mr. Dou didn’t mention anything about him and Song Futan. He only talked about birds and his life. It seemed that he really was so close to Lan He just because he kept birds.
For a time, Lan He also relaxed, and taught Old Man Dou to use his mobile phone. He said that the font of the mobile phone was not big enough to read the news, and Lan He adjusted it to the maximum.
“Okay, I can see it clearly now.” Mr. Dou used it fairly well, that is, when he clicked, he used to click several times, and often nodded into other pages.
The word was huge, and Lan He saw the news at a glance: netizens claimed to have photographed dragons in Beijing.
“Is the dragon photographed again?” Mr. Dou clicked in, and said in his mouth, “Someone said that the dragon was photographed every two years, that is, the picture quality will never be good enough.”
Lan He couldn’t help laughing, really.
Despite this, the public’s enthusiasm for seeking dragons has not diminished. Every time a new material is captured, it can still be discussed for the first half of the day.
“I see… Recently, netizen @托塔天王 claimed that the dragon appeared in Beijing. @托塔天王 is a dragon culture lover. He believes that there is indeed a creature like the dragon in the world. Netizens introduced that the world should be There are only three dragons, one of which is resident in North China, but it is not a known evil dragon under the suppression of Beixin Bridge, but another dragon-in fact, he believes that there is no real dragon under Beixin Bridge.” Dou Laozi read Of course, when he read @, he read the circle.
Click on the video to see it again. It is the capital city in a thundery rainy day. The dark clouds are surrounded by red circles. The sign indicates that this is a swimming dragon.
“Dragon what dragon, this is not the cloud.” And the pixels are still so bad, Mr. Dou curtly quit the video.
Lan He was strange, “No, what happened to the evil dragon of Beixinqiao?”
He knew that Beixinqiao had been to the neighborhood, but what was the evil dragon.
“The old story of the capital is old. In the past, there were four dragons in the capital, one under the Gaoliang Bridge, one under the Black Dragon Pool, and one under the Beihai, and then one under the Beixin Bridge. During the dynasty, there was an evil dragon, some people said that Liu Bowen and Yao Guangxiao had locked it up in the lock of the Longjing, and the downhole was the sea eye, and some people said that Liu Yongguan was in the Qing Dynasty. But the common point is that after the dragon was suppressed I can’t never come out, the person who shut him said, when the new bridge here becomes old, you can come out, and then when you look back, people renamed the bridge’North New Bridge’, which has always been the new bridge, the dragon I will never get out.
“Suolongjing also has a big iron chain. It is said that during the previous battle, the devil moved the iron chain, but the result was endless, that is, he couldn’t pull his head, and began to smell bad black water, which scared them not to pull.”
Mr. Dou told the story and recalled: “I also saw it when I was a kid. At that time, the well was covered by a big stone, but it seemed to be buried later. When I built Line 5 more than ten years ago, The route was changed for an ancient well, and it was said to be the lock well.
“This dragon shooter, the pixel is not good, but he said that the well is not a real dragon, I agree with it. Although I can’t confirm it now, when I was young, I heard the expert say that he is a divination, he is doing it. , Dry for the dragon, the hexagram is a lid covering the well, suppressing floods to prosper the political and economic, but there is a virtual phase, so the dragon is fake, refers to the Feng Shui, or dragon shape.”
Hu Qijuu pouted, “It’s fake. I was born when I repaired this well. Then there was the former metal township, which used to hold the groundwater, and the township of the same generation was buried under the former Longfu Temple. A pair of stone turtles like gold and lifespan have been renewed for a long time. As for whether there is a dragon like this in North China… Hey, there are many sayings in the door, I think even if there was before , Now it’s gone.”
There are many monsters in the capital, but even Hu 79 cannot tell whether there is a dragon.
Lan He could hear the gods. As Grandma Wangsan said, this is an era when ghosts and gods lie in rest.
Song Futan has already cooked the dishes and brought them out. In addition to scrambled eggs with toon and eggplant with garlic, he also made braised pork ribs with rich aroma and slightly tender and tender meat outside.
Mr. Dou ate a large bowl of white rice, but also cared about Lan He. “Xiao Lan would eat a bowl. When I was so big, I would eat three bowls at a time!”
Lan He: “Well… it’s about to enter the group, it’s not good to eat too much.”
“You just ask Futan to write you a little fatter!” said Mr. Dou, so he laughed at Lan He, but he asked him to add half a bowl of rice.
Turning around, he also encountered Song Qiyun calling him a video call.
Song Qiyun didn’t know about Lan He and Song Futan. Before Mr. Dou knew, they just thought they had a good time and said hello.
Father Dou said: “I heard that you are fast forward, right?”
Song Qiyun: “Yes, Dad, what’s wrong?”
Mr. Dou: “Then I will tell you something. You will pat the Lan He thinner. I want him to eat more.”
Song Qiyun: “???
Father Dou is thinking about what to do if the audience doesn’t like it. The young and the young look at their faces, or they go the other way.
He forced Song Qiyun, and Song Qiyun shouted, “I am not a photographer, and a photographer is not a magician…” Howl halfway saw the eyes of Father Dou, weakly said, “Well, I will communicate with photography and lighting, Try your best.”
After eating, Mr. Dou had to personally send them to the alley. He was catching up with a neighbor who was wearing improved cardigan-style clothes and gray hair. He looked very handsome.
Mr. Dou whispered to Lan He: “That’s a fragrant head, don’t you know that it’s a fairy?”
Lan He: “…heard.”
Grandpa Dou is quite gossip: “She didn’t live here, the little old lady was very arrogant, and she trusted her from her husband to her son. When she first moved in, the believers came to burn incense, and they made more than 70,000 yuan a day!”
Lan He: “Wow.”
Although it is an era of ghosts, spirits, and wizards, the wizards in this era of “no wizards” can still make a profit if they are mixed out in their own circles and the authority is built.
It’s just not as good as it used to be. For example, there was a sentence in Beijing before that called a monk in Beijing and an official who went abroad. Officials are out of Beijing’s prestige, but in the capital, they want to count the monks.
At that time, the whole capital was full, but there were more than two thousand Taoist temples in the roster. The monks and dignitaries communicated with each other. Even the palace was very respectful. The court also allocated money to the temple every year.
The beliefs at the Four Gates were also very popular at that time, and they were even enshrined in the Zijin City. The palace called Hu Huang Bai Liu as “the temple god”. If the **** wants to enter the palace where no one lives, he will shout “Open the temple” to avoid hitting the temple god. Until now, it has become a museum, and the older generation of staff have maintained this habit.
Of course, it was all far away. Right now, when Xiangxiang came to the front, he greeted Mr. Dou.
Xiangtou raised the fruit and touched a peach for Lan He.
Lan He was stunned for a moment, but instead of giving it to his neighbor, Mr. Dou, he gave it to himself. What did he mean, he hesitantly said: “Thank you, you’re welcome, don’t use…”
Mr. Dou was also surprised. His neighbor moved from here, but he didn’t take the initiative to show others.
Xiangtou waved his hand and said: “I respect your identity, we are also in the same line.”
Lan He’s heart fluttered and looked at the other person breathlessly. Hu Seventy-nine and Bai Wuke are hiding well, is this a master, just like the Master who does not move, and sees through his identity at once, then what does he mean by saying that he wants to recognize his relatives?
Father Dou also looked at Lan He strangely…
Xiangtou smiled slightly and said, “I know that you are the tourism propaganda ambassador of Miaogan Mountain Scenic Area. I am a believer there.”
Lan He: “………”
Others, foxes, hedgehogs: “………”
I went and almost forgot, yes, yes, before the Miaoganshan Scenic Area wholesaled a propaganda ambassador to him.
Lan He took the peach: “Is… Haha, thank you.”
“It’s hard work,” Xiangtou said, pacing away at the pace of immortality.
Father Dou was speechless, and the gods were nagging, so he thought what to say.
After saying goodbye to Dou Dou, after leaving, Lan He sighed with relief, “Frightened me, I thought it was a tall person… What is the use of the tourism promotion ambassador in Miaogan Mountain Scenic Area?”
Song Futan thought a little, “After all, the incense of Miaogan Mountain now depends on tourists a lot, so the tourism propaganda ambassador actually played a greater role in driving than the incense heads, and it is normal to show you good.”
Lan He: “…”
…Okay, but don’t you know the incense heads of the four gates now?
…
Song Qiyun completed the casting process one after another, and Lan He also started to pack up and prepare to enter the group. The film “Ghost Fun” was probably shot for three months.
Lan He ordered gold and silver foil for ingots from the Internet, ready to take it to the crew.
Ying Shao also took the courier downstairs. Lan He held a box of gold and silver foil. Seeing him first, he just wanted to say hello. Someone got up and talked to Ying Shao: “Hello, I live on the third floor, I sell The coffin, has been following you…”
Courier:”???”
Lan He also wanted to laugh, he probably understood, but it was interesting to see the courier look cowardly.
Ying Shao said silently, “Don’t say it like I’m dying every day.”
“Ahaha no, just humor,” said the third floor. “And I really want to ask if you want the goods. My quality is very high. In addition to the wreath and the shroud…”
At this time, Ying Shao saw Lan He holding the box, and the smile that filled his eyes, Khan said: “Thank you, no, I have a fixed partner business.”
The neighbor on the third floor was particularly disappointed. It is said that he also made money and made money, but without that ability, he would like to cooperate with Mr. Ying Shao, and the customized goods sold can be much more expensive.
Ying Shao fled into the elevator, saw Lan He coming, and wanted to give him the elevator. Lan He signaled not to use it. He went in and said, “Hello, I am selling nether coins, and I have followed you for a long time…”
Ying Shao: “…”
He couldn’t help crying, “Don’t play with me.”
Lan He smiled, “Business is good? Don’t be so scared, I will go to the crew in two days.”
When the elevator arrived, Lan He just pushed open the door. The phone rang. It was a video from Chen Xingyang. He connected, “Hi.”
I wondered how Chen Xingyang called. He should be recording the show recently.
“Early. Hey, I ask you, your neighbor… Master, are you at home?” Chen Xingyang could not wait to ask.
“Yeah, I just met him.” Lan He said.
“Let me introduce it to me, I have something to ask him.” Ying Shao is now gaining fame, and Chen Xingyang knows him and knows Lan He’s neighbor.
“Yes.” Lan He gestured, and Song Futan helped him go to the next room and called Yingshao.
When Chen Xingyang heard that Song Futan was also there, he tweeted.
Lan He asked him: “What are you doing? Do you want to raise a kid?”
Chen Xingyang: “…”
Chen Xingyang: “It would be better for me to find you to learn Gu!”
Lan He smiled.
Chen Xingyang hesitated for a while and then said: “Forget it, I still won’t tell you this kind of thing, protect the last atheist in my circle!”
Lan He: “…”
Ying Shao has entered the door carefully, “Master, what is it?”
Chen Xingyang wondered: “How does he call you lord?”
Ying Shao’s face was white, he didn’t know that Lan He was making a video, and he wanted to expose his old vest.
Fortunately, Lan He was calmer than he thought, and he said without hesitation: “It’s that grandfather. He lost the game and asked me to grandma one day.”
Ying Shao: “…”
“Oh.” Chen Xingyang had no doubt at all, he knew that Lan He was the king of gambling, “That, sir, I want to consult something… Would you like to interpret your dream?”
“Slightly understand.” Ying Shao glanced at Lan He, authentically.
Chen Xingyang was very pleased for a while. He knew that some of these gentlemen, his mouth and mouth were all blowing, as if the Jade Emperor were all relatives of their family, unlike this gentleman, there were more, “Nan He, let’s talk to him alone.”
Song Futan was no longer interested in this kind of thing, and it was not his business, so he walked to the single sofa in the living room and sat down to use a computer to modify the script. Lan He wanted to see what happened to Chen Xingyang, after all, he was his friend.
“You just talk like that.” Lan He said, “I stare at you not to be cheated.”
Ying Shao: “…”
Chen Xingyang laughed. Although Lan He didn’t believe in evil spirits, this tone was obviously a joke. “Okay, actually I’ve been dreaming a lot lately. After three out of five, I dreamed that I was wearing a Tang suit, sometimes a suit, with a big red There is a bridge outside the large villa on the third floor, and a girl with an umbrella will come over the bridge. Sometimes she wears a wedding dress and sometimes wears a Chinese dress. Each time the girl looks different, and then someone nags Something, I will hold hands with the bride, tied to the red thread to go to church, and will also send me a marriage certificate. Anyway, I often marry different people in my dreams, I sometimes whisper, is this not a bigamy. Of course, in I woke up before the cave! That ceremony was particularly long and very tired!”
Chen Xingyang was not married and had no girlfriend at present. Upon hearing this, Lan He felt that he had been thinking about something every day. But if this is the case, Chen Xingyang should not find Ying Shao.
Sure enough, Chen Xingyang went on to say that he felt tired after waking up because of this dream, and he felt strange. Then in the dream, he tried to observe some details.
“When I was crossing the bridge, there was someone nagging again, and I listened carefully, and finally heard clearly, the voice seemed to say: The Yin and Yang Second Bridge is long and wide, and one is Yin and Two Liyang…” Chen Xing swallowed, “I At that time, I felt a little chilly in my dreams. I was ignorant and entered the villa. I went to the third floor and looked out. It turned out that the surroundings were all cemeteries. The wedding place written in the marriage letter was still a certain cemetery!”
Later, Chen Xingyang was frightened. He always felt that something was wrong and secretly ran to the cemetery in his dream.
“What do you see?” Ying Shao asked.
Lan He also stared at him.
Chen Xingyang’s expression is very complicated, with fear: “It looks the same as in a dream, but I went there for the first time! What is even more disappointing is that I saw some unscrupulous street vendors over there, actually selling the celebrity’s **** I also saw my wedding book, with my photo and name printed on it, and I can fill in the photo on my own and burn it. This wedding book is exactly the same as what I saw in my dream.”
Lan He was also a little bit hairy, “Will other stars be dreaming?”
Chen Xingyang said quietly: “I also want to ask you, the hawker told me that the number one sales list recently is you…”
Lan He: “………”
Song Futan, who thought it was none of his business, said: “???