After Getting A Job in the Nether World, I Became Famous - Chapter 76

Liu Thirteen inexplicably said: “You are illiterate, it is also my joy to move when I move.”

Lan He sighed, this brain is indeed not good.

Lao Bai grinned: “Yes, yes, the joy of moving.”

Liu Thirteen didn’t understand the new era, and it was estimated that there were still such yin and yang ghosts. He didn’t respond, and he had just been taken advantage of.

However, although Liu Shisan was not very smart, he had the instinct of Jiaxian. He smiled at Laobai and squinted, “What the **** do you mean?”

Lao Bai pretends to be stupid: “What, isn’t it the joy of housewarming? I was wrong.”

Liu Shisan: “Hiss…is it?”

Lan He saw Liu Shisan as a humanoid figure and spit out a long snake letter. At that time, he was a little uncomfortable and looked away. But I saw that Lao Bai also spit out his tongue and hung it in front of his chest. He felt like “Can you only stick your tongue out”.

Liu Thirteen was furious, and it didn’t matter, the snake letter also spit out and didn’t accept, could the impermanent tongue be longer than the snake.

“?” Lan He said incredulously, “Can you put your tongue away?”

It’s disgusting and childish.

Lao Bai pouted his lips and put his tongue back.

Song Futan guessed Lao Bai’s idea a lot, Shi Shiran said: “It’s not a fool, nor can it be considered as a move. Now the decision is that Liu Thirteen should guard the central town’s thing bridge, so as not to have the idea of ​​heartbreaking gangsters hitting the thing. But because the Zhenwu Bridge had not been completely completed, he wanted to come to Ramadan to watch the drama. He didn’t worship him at all.”

Lao Bai suddenly realized that he was not so yin and yang.

He whispered and Lan He bit his ear: “As early as I said, I thought it was produced by many families, it turned out to be dry.”

Lan He: “………”

He didn’t want to look at Laobai.

It’s too…too…too unfilial…

Lao Bai knew that Liu Shisanding could only count as a dry son-although he didn’t formally enter the door, he had to hurry up. How could he be a dry man? Anyway, the threat to him is not so great anyway, he is much easier.

“Hey, I’ll take you back.” Lao Bai reached out his hand and made a guiding gesture, “Please.”

Lan He and Song Futan walked in front, and when Liu Thirteen passed by, a sincere smile appeared on the face of Lao Bai’s dead man: “Please also, old fourth.”

Liu Thirteen: “Are you sick, Benlong ranks thirteen!”

He walked away.

Hu Qijuu giggled at the sight of the excitement, and she said Liumen’s mind was not good.

Lan He couldn’t help but asked her, “What are you happy about, do you think Lao Bai puts you first?”

Hu Seventy-nine: “…………!!!”

Liu Thirteen went to Lan He’s house to recognize the door, and was not targeted by Lao Bai. Because Lao Bai was not free, Hu Qiujue kept looking for his ballast.

“Ben Long rested on the tree outside, and said the good fragrance tomorrow, and what cell phone, I want to give.” Liu Shisan said.

“I will buy it directly on the street tomorrow,” Lan He said. “But in this way, you can only buy one mobile phone. In addition to you, Hu 79 also has to play games, so like Xiang, you have to share it. Addicted to play.”

No need to ask Hu 79, Lan He thought that if he only bought Liu 13, Hu 79 would make trouble. But he didn’t want Hu 79 to indulge in the Internet. This guy was already full of eloquence, and often lost Doudou.

Liu Thirteen smiled disdainfully: “Will Ben Long? When he was singing in the palace, Ben Long only watched for half a night.”

“That’s good.” Lan He will return to the group tomorrow night, but it’s too late now. “Sleep. You should pay attention to not being seen by the residents, otherwise someone should come to catch you.”

He ignored Lao Bai and Hu 79, watched Liu Xian climb to the tree downstairs, Bai Wu also went back to the Caishen Tower, and looked at Song Futan. He had a fight tonight, and it was quite exciting. I’m still a little excited now.

Song Futan also looked at Lan He, wondering if he felt the same way, “…I won’t leave today?”

Lan He: “…”

Song Futan thought of Lan He wearing a vermilion-colored judge’s uniform, but couldn’t help but kiss his lips: “Okay?”

He coughed, “Yeah, okay, then you turn off the lights.”

Song Futan turned off the living room lights.

Hu Qiujuan and Lao Bai, who were still arguing at the entrance, fell into darkness, but the point was not affected. One deliberately spurred the other, somehow inexplicably, but did not want to lose.

With this quarrel as BGM, Lan He and Song Futan were used to it, as if entering the master bedroom unheard of and closing the door.

…

“Call… call…”

Lan He dreamed that he was washing his hands, washing his right hand with cold water, especially ice. After washing for a long time, he always felt like he was rushing into the bones. He couldn’t help but put his hands back and stuffed them into Song Futan’s arms.

Song Futan was also half awake and half awake, holding Lan He’s cool hand, and gathered it in his arms, “Why is it so ice?”

Lan He replied unconsciously: “I don’t know…”

“Call… call…”

After cooling his neck, Lan He woke up directly, opened his eyes, turned his head, and saw Bai Wuzheng crouching beside the bed, blowing at him, his heart shrunk sharply, and almost passed .

Lan He sat up at once, “I said how chilly, what are you doing? How long have you been blowing?”

Bai Wu held his glasses and shook his body twice: “He was very upset in the morning, so he came to blow his fortune to his family.”

“Nonsense, you can’t stand, are you squatting in the middle of the night?” Lan He said silently, “Go out.”

Bai Wu grumbled and said: “Do you think I didn’t blow Xiao Song, but he sleeps on the inside and holds you all the time, I’m inconvenient…”

Lan He: “………”

Lan He blushed, “Stop talking, you go out!”

Bai Wu went back step by step.

Lan He lay back and collapsed, and Song Qiyun also questioned the two of them, and did not look at what he lived in. He just wanted to do something bad with Song Futan often. Is there room for this?

Song Futan circled him back: “Sleep more.”

“Can’t sleep.” Lan He sighed, picked up the phone and returned to WeChat. Won the award last night, many friends and relatives sent congratulations, including Teacher Long, he did not have time to return.

After waiting for the reply one by one, Lan He was completely awake, “You also get up, don’t let Hu Qijuu realize that you are not sleeping in a floating window, otherwise she will be sloppy again.”

Song Futan: “…”

Lan He left the master bedroom before turning to the living room, and saw Lao Bai and Hu Qiujue sitting on the ground at the entrance, Lao Bai’s face was dead and unrequited.

Lan He: “………”

Lan He: “Why haven’t you left yet??”

Lao Bai showed him weakly that Hu Qijuan’s paw hooked his clothes, “She won’t let me go.”

Hu seventy-nine stalked his neck and said: “No.”

Unless Lao Bai admits that she is the boss.

The two continued to debate, but the speech rate was much slower, and there was a sentence.

“Your company is almost closing…”

“Is the Miaoganshan incense very strong?”

“Compared to this, I am older than you.”

“Trouble me, you have the ability to make trouble with Miss Hu!”

Lan He turned blankly, smoked a few incense, and took out the rice bowls of Hu 79, Bai Wu, and Lao Bai, and placed them on the ground with a loud cry.

Hu seventy-nine ears moved, let go of Lao Bai: “It’s time to eat.”

Lan He shouted Liu Thirteen again, and also divided him into a stainless steel rice bowl. Liu Thirteen did not have any opinions. He even thought that it was very delicate. Although it was concise, the materials and craftsmanship were not simple, which was worthy of his. Identity.

Because they were so tumultuous, Lan He supported his waist and gave only one incense, “You eat, I go out and buy a mobile phone for Liu Shisan.”

Song Futan drove Lan He to the nearby shopping mall, but he went to the auction house. Anyway, not too far away. The length of the soul-stirring line between them was enough. He was going to find Dou Chunting and see if there was any painting by Zhong Kui. At noon, Song Futan went back.

As soon as he entered the door, Song Futan saw that Liu Thirteen was sitting on the sofa in a big way, holding a huge old machine in his hand, and watching “Qingmeng Geometry” with it open, the volume matched its design very well. The button fonts are huge and hard to ignore.

Song Futan looked at Lan He distressedly, “There is no need to save so much, you don’t have to pay for Dou Chunting’s paintings.”

Not to mention that the governors of the rivers and rivers also promised reimbursement, no matter what, he will also be responsible. Seeing that Lan He was not willing to use his money to buy a mobile phone, Song Futan regretted not going to the mall with Lan He.

Lan He said in a trance, “It’s not like this…the phone is what they want, I asked for it, that is, the words are huge, the volume is huge, and the battery life is very long, then you can only buy the old machine.”

Song Futan was at ease, “That’s it.”

That’s understandable.

Lan He: “It’s just…”

He looked at Bai Wuyi, and Bai Wu raised his head with his chest.

Song Futan: “What’s wrong?”

Lan He showed Song Futan the phone.

……Is such that.

Lan He wore a mask to go to the mall to choose a mobile phone. After buying it, the salesperson said that the anniversary of the mall is today, and there is a chance to win a prize when the purchase reaches a certain amount. When paying at the counter, Lan He took it.

He also forgot. He was only blown by Bai Wu last night for the night’s fortune. As a result, he took a look and directly won the special prize.

The teller’s eyes were about to fall out, and it was only this morning, that is to say, it was not long before the lottery tickets were put in. Just a few hours after the event started, Lan He directly took the special prize away.

The special prize here is a car with a value of more than 200,000, a new family model launched by a car company.

Lan He was stupid. He actually had a driver’s license, but he only recently met the qualification to shake the number, so he hasn’t bought a car. Anyway, he stayed in the crew for a long time. Now he can sit in Song Futan’s car again. I haven’t thought about it for a long time.

Anyone who knows it just took a car.

Then people in other shopping malls wanted to take a photo with Lan He. When Lan He was a little hesitant, he had already been recognized by the fans, and he could not hide it. He had to take off his mask.

The general manager of the mall was originally quite puzzled. Why, why did he take it away? I already knew that the special lottery tickets will be put on later-they are also large-scale chain malls, no fraud, but the effect of the event must be considered.

Who knows that this prize was actually won by Lan He who won the prize last night. He turned from wonder to ecstasy. Isn’t this free publicity and performance worth it!

The whole shopping mall was sensational, and people continued to come over and said that Lan He was here, and he also won the prize.

Lan He registered so vigorously. After the appointment, he took the documents and came to pick up the car. Some people asked him if he would drive. Lan He Na said that he would drive after the number was shaken. A thought flashed in his mind. His luck now should be easy to shake.

In short, Lan He showed Song Futan the news of his winning.

At the current speed of spread, the news of Lanhe’s winning prize has been hotly searched, and the masses of people even know that he is buying an old-fashioned machine to obtain the qualification for a lottery.

Netizens lie crazy, shouting to the Emperor

Not only the emperor, but also a special ground, the second day after winning the prize, he suspected that he went to the mall to buy old machines for his family, and he won a car again, and the prize was added.

Especially at this time, some crew members came out and admired that Lan He was famous for his good luck in the group. The landlord did not lose, and the red envelopes were the most.

As for the brand side, of course, ridicule is also indispensable. Everyone laughed and said that the troublesome car brands and mobile phone brands have knotted the advertising fees.

The mobile phone brand is nothing more than a slow response. After all, their mobile phone is mainly used in the middle-aged and elderly markets.

The car’s official blog responded very quickly. This was the new model they were trying to push. This wave of heat simply fell from the sky. There is no reason to push the boat down the river. A promotional picture of Zhang Xin car was issued: [[shy] Congratulations to Jin Lily Award winner @兰禾喜提New car, too destiny, everyone don’t worry, Xiaobo has asked colleagues to contact about cooperation. 】

[Ha ha ha ha ha okay, this is the ready-made advertising material. I still got it when I bought a mobile phone for my family. Isn’t it the main family car?]

[Who smokes who, Lan He or the car spokesperson]

[? My brother suddenly likes to mention new advertisements. It’s really strength and luck! 】

[Then ask the elderly machine! Can you see Lan He endorse the elderly machine in your lifetime! 】

[Laughing to death, endorsement of the elderly machine is OK, the positioning is completely incompatible, but there are other models of their mobile phones, do you have a chance]

[Isn’t it really your way to rely on this? It won’t be settled long ago! 】

Although it was completely coincidental that some shopping mall staff and people from the car brand were accidental, it is inevitable that some people guessed that it was a long-awaited cooperation and cleverly publicized a wave, but everyone had a good time playing and the truth was really harmless.

Song Futan looked down and smiled, “I’ll accompany you to pick up the car?”

Within this day, not only did he like to mention a new child, but also a new car, he might even have a promotion fee, Lan He touched his nose, “Okay…”

Bai Wu secretly said, I must continue to work hard!

In the afternoon, Song Futan accompanied Lan He to drive away, and the brand was waiting there. They were really fast. They had contacted Lan He Company and asked him to be the spokesperson for the new model. advertising.

As for the mobile phone, it seems that I have finally come back and contacted Lanhe and their company, but the company also has a positioning for Lanhe, and it is not willing to directly endorse the elderly machine, only to take advantage of this heat to cooperate in an official promotion The endorsement of other models that can not be connected later can be seen aftereffects.

Here in the shopping mall, because the passenger flow was full, the person in charge was praised by the head office and smiled, giving Lan He a banner congratulating him on the new car.

Lan He couldn’t help crying, was watching the completion of the formalities, and also said his acceptance speech. At that time, he was recorded and cut with the video of his winning the award last night.

As for the netizens who found that it was Song Futan who accompanied Lan He to pick up the car, it was not surprising that the Fulanming pigeons were good. [Very well, this is originally a family car, no problem! 】

…

This day is extremely lively.

In the evening when Lan He and Song Futan returned to the crew together, all the members of the crew seemed to have negotiated, and they stopped their work and applauded, and then said in unison: “Congratulations to Mr. Lan for winning the special prize.”

Lan He: “……………”

Everyone laughed together, and then said one after another: “Congratulations on taking the Golden Lily.”

“Best male match, oh!”

“How to say, Golden Lily is also eclipsed by the highlight of the mall special prize!”

“Mum, the biggest prize in my life is 300. You drew a trolley at once. Honestly, I thought all the prizes were gimmicks.”

“Thank you all.” Lan Hehe said, “It’s terrible, it scares me.”

This is what Xiao and Qian proposed, and he laughed: “We also want to rub the joy.”

People in the circle know that this is a pure coincidence, rather than some people guessing, it has been designed for a long time, so I am even more amazed by Lan He’s luck.

Lan He shook his hand with a bit of sore bones.

He returned to his job and continued filming day and night, but the fourth man took the phone and there is follow-up.

But on the third day, Liu Thirteen came to the crew to find Lan He.

As soon as Lan He entered his room, he saw Liu Shisan sitting in a chair beside the bed, holding an old machine with a very loud volume, and two dark circles under his eyes, which became more conspicuous on his pale face and also appeared The whole person is more gloomy.

Lan He: “…why?”

Liu Thirteen: “I finished reading “Qingmeng Geometry”, why did you die!”

Lan He: “This is written by the screenwriter, and I can’t help it. Why did you finish reading it, did you stay up late to watch it?” Isn’t it evenly distributing the time spent on mobile phones.

Liu Thirteen bite: “Ben Long casually looked at it-is there a sequel to this? Can you be resurrected?”

“No, no. You didn’t treat Hu 79. How about it?” Lan He didn’t worry about the others. Liu Xian promised that he could not start with Hu 79, but would it threaten her.

Liu Thirteen: “No, she lost all beans yesterday, saying that this phone can’t pay anything.”

Lan He: “…” Yes, this phone is not bound to pay.

Lan He adjusted it for him, and found another love drama on the phone. By the way, he confirmed that the power of the phone is enough. It is worthy of being the king of battery life. “Look at something else, turn it down. I want to eat. .”

“Oh.” Because the deity of Lan He is still alive, Liu Shisan didn’t shout that he wanted to write a sequel despite his shortcomings. He obediently picked up the phone and continued to watch.

…

It was at this time that Dou Chunting came to Lan He’s room with Song Futan. He was entangled by Liu Xian two days ago, and he is still very dark. When he came in, he saw Liu Xian’s figure, and he was frightened to the original. Ground.

Liu Xian, now more terrifying than that day, reminds Dou Chunting of the snake skin’s touch, and the legendary story of how snakes strangle humans and eaten them, making the scalp numb.

He saw Liu Shisan sitting there with his feet tilted up, holding the mobile phone in one hand and the chin against the other. When he stayed there, the temperature of the whole room could be a few degrees lower. The dark word was not enough to describe the atmosphere, especially his coldness When he glanced over, there was no humanity in the snake pupil.

“Bang Boom Boom!” Liu Thirteen patted the coffee table several times in succession, and his lips also showed a little bit of fangs, looking very excited.

Dou Chunting was almost scared of urine at that time, hiding behind Song Futan, this Liu Xian had a look of being angry and eating people at any time! No, no, this is going to be a madness soon! !

But even if Song Futan stayed still, Lan He was still eating lunch, and Dou Chunting died anxiously, shouting, “Cousin Cousin Cousin Cousin Cousin Sister-in-law Sister-in-law Sister-in-law -”

I saw the murderous Liu Xian staring at the screen, clenching his fists, squeezing a sigh from his teeth: “…so sweet.”

Dou Chunting: “……………?”

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