After Getting A Job in the Nether World, I Became Famous - Chapter 89

If the vest is dropped, there is much trouble. He has been disguised for so many years, where has he encountered such a scene coveted by foxes.

The dense fox in front of him was staring at himself with two eyes, and the henna rain generally hit him. Humen really had only one temptation, and sent a sample.

Lan Hemu Ran said: “Don’t lose it, don’t, you must give it to Mao. There is an idiom called Ji Xian Cheng Qiu.”

The foxes were not intimidated at all:

“Don’t do this, you try first.”

“Really every time I give you a little hair, do you collect us all? That’s okay, I’ll pluck my armpit hair now.”

“Remember, I’m Hu 178, and I am practicing in **** mountain…”

“I don’t have other skills, cooking is especially delicious.”

“You are so rich, take us all!”

Lan He had a headache, and he still accepted it. Jinjiang had long refused to open the harem, he said: “Just kidding, don’t give me armpit hair, I don’t want to open a farm, you don’t want to harass me again, otherwise girl Hu knows, It’s up to you to suffer.”

Hearing the name of Miss Hu, the foxes really flinched, but soon said:

“Bao Jianfeng comes out from the sharpening, plum blossom fragrance comes from bitter cold!”

“If you are aspiring, you will succeed!”

“The three armies can be handsome, and the average can’t be a hero.”

Lan He: “………”

If you don’t know, what do you do? Isn’t it so inspiring?

But they are all more cultured than Hu.

Moreover, all the courageous thieves. Knowing that Lan He is the master’s underworld creature should have been quite a lot, and even the incense he made was very delicious, spread all over. Want to say that other Xianjia hearts are not moving? It must be heart-wrenching, but, dare to miss Miss Hu, who dares to surrender without permission. Only Humen, dare to think and dare to do!

“I really don’t need it. It’s enough.” Lan He couldn’t be too loud, so as not to be heard, he turned back and picked Miao Miao who was still sobbing from Chen Xingyang in a coma.

At first glance, the foxes, who have special skills in this area, stretched out their hands: “I will help you bring the children.”

“If you leave quickly, he won’t cry.” Lan He fooled. “I will accept these nails. Please go back and wait for the notice.”

Otherwise, he was really afraid that he would always be followed by foxes in filming, and Chen Xingyang was not the only one who was scared.

Although these Humen have read some books, they can’t hear the routine of Lan He, and thought that they really hope to participate in the next interview. “You can also go, then you have to remember which one is which, then you will know Who to notify.”

Lan He: “… OK.”

He found a blank sheet of paper and put his nails on it. When each fox signed up, he wrote the corresponding number.

“Okay, after the registration, you can go back.”

To achieve their goals, the foxes disappeared into the night fog with satisfaction.

After they left, Lan He swept a lot of wholesale nails into a plastic bag and put them away before going to Chen Xingyang.

Chen Xingyang woke up in a daze, and his head was blank, and he stared at Lan He for two seconds before he was horrified and said: “nails… laughter… ghost fire!”

Lan He shot twice on his face: “What a laugh. The ghost fire is gone.”

“Nail, the window opened suddenly!” Chen Xingyang climbed up to look, but there were no nails on the ground anymore, and the window was closed well. “Are you… the window you closed? Have you seen the window open suddenly?” …Miao Miao?!”

“Here, okay. Just suddenly you talked nonsense, you were dizzy, and the window had never been opened.” Lan He let him look at Miao Miao sitting next to him, and smiled after the fox left, “Miao Miao was stunned. You startled.”

Miao Miao: “Ah, uncle…”

Chen Xingyang: “…”

really?

Miao Miao hasn’t learned so much, only to watch Lan He lie to his uncle.

Lan He: “What did you eat at night, food poisoning caused hallucinations? Would you like to go to the hospital to see.”

His expression was as if there was really no window, nails, or laughter, at least he didn’t see it.

“Impossible…” Chen Xingyang rubbed his head and sat up. “You really didn’t see anything? Forget it, even if you don’t see it. I’m too unlucky…”

“Don’t scold in front of Miaomiao.” Lan He covered Miaomiao’s ears, if nothing happened, “I guess you were scared by ghost fire, hypnotize yourself, and scare Miaomiao.”

Chen Xingyang thought that it was all true, but Lan He said so firmly that he couldn’t refute it. After all, he saw it himself. He envyed Lan He. This awe-inspiring physique, he was not afraid of anything.

“Okay.” Chen Xingyang stood up and glanced out that the ghost was gone, and he was still a little imaginary, but to be honest, he didn’t dare to let him leave here now.

Drive into the city at night, find death. Instead, stay with Lan He and be safe.

“Then, that way, when I want to take a shower, I won’t close the door. You stand by the door to accompany me.” Chen Xingyang said.

Lan He: “…not at all.”

Chen Xingyang begged: “You promise me, I’m really scared.”

“That’s good.” Lan He also pretends to be pretending. In fact, he understands Chen Xingyang very well in his heart. He has been frightened a lot since he was young, and he can’t say it yet.

The courageous people are really not suitable for eating underworld meals. Take the four-door Xianjia family, that is, when they encounter Lan He, they are already impermanent.

To change the ordinary people, if they want to call the immortals, they must first use this person and torture them. This is regarded as a discipline for disciples, and sometimes it is also for disciples to open up their kindness.

——Jianxian only blesses the family. If you are a disciple of the altar, you have to go out to see things after opening the door. It must have caused him to encounter various exercises in advance. In addition to the constant harassment by the fairy family, he would also deliberately let his disciples see ghosts. If nothing else, perseverance and courage are practiced first, just like Lan He, not everyone with talent is courageous enough.

When some disciples see the pilgrims who are unjust and entangled, they feel compassionate and want help. But this is just a good beginning, and after the disciple begins to promote Dao, he will encounter more things, and may also have greed, and it may not necessarily lead to a good end.

In short, this is why some people get confused and crazy for a while after being taken by the fairy family.

The other Yinyinmen industries are also roughly the same. They are impermanent like Lan He. They walk between Yin and Yang and have channels to communicate with Yin. There must be all kinds of dangers and temptations.

Lan He was sighing with his own experience at this time.

However, Chen Xingyang got out of bed and wanted to take a hot bath. When he saw a piece of paper on the table with many numbers written on it, rows and rows, he said strangely, “What is this?”

Lan He recovered his mind. That was just the registration of the fairy families. He didn’t write his last name. Anyway, they were all Humen, and he only wrote the ranking numbers.

As soon as they left, Lan He put away his fingernails, leaving the paper in place. Moreover, some Xianjia also took advantage of Lan He to take care of Chen Xingyang, under the name of his red.

“Oh… Lipstick number.” Lan He said casually, “I will help people remember.”

“Are you afraid to endorse the lipstick, or do you remember it for your target?” Chen Xingyang lighted the red road. “There is also a red pen to draw the key. Which brand, I also remember.”

Lan He recalled what he had seen and casually compiled a brand.

Chen Xingyang searched for a while, and it really came out: “This color is really pretty, then I will buy one to give away.”

Lan He glanced at it, fluorescent pink, “It’s really pretty!”

The two had fun together for a while, one felt that they had copied the assignment, and the other felt that it was pretty nice to have a random color code.

Then Chen Xingyang went to take a shower, Lan He took Miao Miao and sat at the door to accompany him. In the middle, Chen Xingyu packed up and picked Miao Miao, and saw Lan He sitting at the door, and there was still water sound inside: “??”

She was shocked, “What are you doing, don’t you have an object?”

Lan He: “…”

Chen Xingyang shouted inside: “No! I’m afraid!”

Chen Xingyu: “…………”

Because of this day, Chen Xingyu later sold his brother crazy, and Chen Xingyang’s timid reputation has followed him for a long time.

…

At the end of the show, Lan He went back to rest for two days before changing over again, and stuffed a bag full of nails into the TV cabinet.

Hu seventy-nine squatted down and smelled, his face changed: “This is…”

Lan He: “Oh, a group of foxes came to me, but I refused. In order to let them go, I had to accept them.”

Hu Seventy-nine was furious, “These little coquettes!!” She stood up and said to Lan He, “You let them go, don’t you feel reluctant, so bring your nails back to nostalgia.”

Lan He: “…”

… Did the fox really forget that she came here as well?

Hu Seventy-nine: “Is nothing really happening?”

Lan He: “………”

Lan He: “Otherwise, all my ingots and incense have been squeezed out by you, and there are no more…”

It’s a big deal to come and go to the horse. When it comes to this kind of thing, even Bai Wu has raised his ears.

Hearing this, Bai Wu weakly reminded Hu 79: “It should be true, you forgot that your family didn’t even want to raise us.”

“…” Hu Qijujuan snatched his glasses away. “Shut up.”

Bai Wu swam away with his hands extended, “Return, give me back…”

Leng Buding’s hand touched a narrow and large object, and it seemed to be connected with a long strip at the back. He quickly withdrew his hand and said embarrassedly: “Sorry, Lord Liu.”

Liu Thirteen: “?”

Liu Xian lying in the gun: “Damn, I’m here, you touched the lampshade!!!”

White five: “…!”

Lamp, it seems!

Lan He: Good fellow, people have been bitten by snakes for ten years and are afraid of well ropes. Are you afraid of table lamps?

Liu Shisan secretly scolded that each of these white doors was blinder than the other. The floor lamp beside the sofa is not long, the lampshade is round.

Since the invention of eyeglasses, Cheng Xian can also be equipped with lenses. In the past two hundred years, those white immortals recognized people by their sense of smell. Just like Liu Xian’s head, their eyesight is a major defect besides autism.

As soon as Liu Thirteen’s tail flicked, he rolled the glasses from Hu Seventy-nine to return to White Five, but White Five’s glasses were mortal.

“Click.”

White five: “…”

Liu Thirteen: “…”

Bai Wu: “…Is the sound of broken glasses? Who?”

Liu Thirteen wanted to admit it, and felt that it was detrimental to the true dragon’s majesty. A mouth swallowed the broken glasses to destroy the dead, and then said: “It’s a fox.”

Hu Seventy-nine: “?”

Two lines of tears shed on Bai Wu’s face. Before Hu 79, he just stole his glasses from time to time to tease him. Now he crushes his glasses. She really can do it, Hu Men is too cruel.

It’s hard to live. Bai Wu curled up under the sofa.

“Not me!” Hu Qijuu reached out and pulled under the sofa. “Come out, I will tell you Liu Wu!”

Liu Shisan had no guilty conscience on his face, and even said angrily: “Dare you dare to bite wildly!”

Hu Seveny-nine said quietly: “The brain is not good, and you know that you are deceiving people. If you were really me, wouldn’t you kill me immediately, how could you talk nonsense.”

Liu Thirteen: “…”

Liu Thirteen danced violently, really want to kill Hu 79 to show her.

It was so noisy that Song Futan came downstairs: “Time is up, turn on the TV and Lan He’s guest show is about to be broadcast.”

In a word, Hu Qiujuan and Liu XIII stopped their hands and sat on the same sofa to watch TV in harmony. Liu Xianju also reminded Hu Qijuu to turn on the live broadcast of the mobile phone, Hu Qijuu giggled and said: “You still use it.”

Lan He wondered, was Song Futan intentionally regulated?

I saw Song Futan came to hug him and watched the show seriously, as if he noticed his gaze, and kissed his cheek with his head, I don’t know whether it was Lan He on TV or Lan He at this time: “True lovely.”

Lan He: “…” Okay, maybe unintentionally.

When Lan He wanted to go back to the crew, he saw the girl Hu who came to eat Zhai and Hu Qiujuan holding hands, and the sisters were affectionate. I was a little surprised for a while, because Ms. Hu mostly sneered at Hu 79. They couldn’t pull the rack yet, they were so arguing that they even piggybacked Bai Wu and Song Futan.

Girl Hu: “Sister is working hard. Although we were not born of a mother, but we haven’t had five clothes, and our blood is connected. What’s more, we are all in the Lan’s house today. There is a fairy in the altar. Only the two of us are Humen. , Assisting Xiao Song together, serving the respected family.”

Song Futan: “…” Why does he have a name here?

Hu Seventy-nine is also buried in the arms of Miss Hu, she is a little shorter than Miss Hu: “Sister Sister said, you are in Miaoganshan, I will remember your teachings and learn from you.”

The sisters had a good conversation, and Big Girl Hu even promised Hu 79 to go out and act in her name.

Then, Hu Qijuan got into Lan He’s suitcase.

Lan He realized it was suddenly realized, and said with a smile: “I said that you are better, thinking about defending against foreign enemies together?”

At the moment of digging corners, girl Hu knows how cunning she is in the same door. She naturally joins hands with Hu 79, and spends more time than herself. Hu 79 is closely following Lan He, preventing other fairy families from taking advantage of it.

Hu Seventy-nine: “Hee hee, how can I take care of you personally.”

Liu Shisan also sneered a few times beside him, as if looking down on Hu Men’s little family. As a wild family immortal, true dragon, and thirteen lords, he is confident that no matter how many family immortals he comes, he has the highest military value.

Hu Seventy-nine chuckled: “I do this, isn’t it for you too?”

Liu Thirteen: “???

What do you mean? ?

Lan He did not refuse, because in this situation, Hu 79 is indeed more convenient to follow. Some ghosts and monsters were stopped by her first.

…

In this way, Hu Niujiu and his group guarded themselves, and the two-month and half-month filming was completed. The many lipstick-like Hu Xian did not find an opportunity to take advantage of it.

At this time, it was also in the Miao years. Lan He played a video in advance and told his parents that he had made a boyfriend. At first, he said it was more euphemistic, but his parents are all teachers, and the logic is very clear. I understand it.

“You mean you…” Father Lan was shocked as if the video was stuck. He also wanted to urge Lan He to find a target. He didn’t expect Lan He to finish his visit and went back to visit, so he explained this matter.

Teacher Long responded a little faster, “Is that Xiao Song?”

She didn’t know many people in the Lanhe circle. Last time she came to see Song Futan and Chen Xingyang. By comparison, she thinks Song Futan is more similar.

Lan He: “Um… yes, and he, too.”

He made a gesture and didn’t say it straight, but his parents all understood the meaning, even Song Futan could see the ghost.

Father Lan didn’t know Xiao Song, he was usually very gentle, and he couldn’t say anything fierce at this time, but he said incredulously: “You never said it, it was revealed… It’s because Mom and Dad didn’t care enough about you It’s not a joke, have you figured it out, you may be a confidante.”

He thought of his son’s unique experience, and he felt that he was so insecure, and he was even more together after meeting someone who had the same experience as him.

“So I want to take him back to talk with my parents in person, we are really serious.” Lan He said.

The mentality of the parents in the world is similar. Although Lan He’s experience is not as bad as Song Futan’s, his parents also care about this, plus they are teachers. Even if they have any opinions, they don’t like to make a big noise and solve it. The queen, seriously asked Song Futan’s identity, agreed to meet in person.

Having talked here, Lan He felt that he was more than half sure, and it was a lot easier. “Grandma, let me say hello to grandma.”

“Grandma is still taking a nap. You booked a flight and told us that I will cut the meat for you in advance.” Teacher Long’s spirit quickly turned to Lanhe to come back. No matter what the result of the last chat was, the son was busy working, okay? It’s easy to come back, “And if your hedgehog is not brought back, I’ll wash it for you.”

Lan He: “…hahahahaha no more.”

Poor White Five, should not dare to go back with him.

Father Lan was restless. He didn’t know much. He hadn’t been able to say a few words just now. Now he even wants to check the thesis about homosexuality.

When Lan He saw this, he chatted with them and hung up.

Miao years in different places are actually different, but they are all auspicious days after the autumn harvest. Like the Lanhe family, they are generally in the October of the lunar calendar, which is about November of the Gregorian calendar, and last for half a month.

Lan He did not take the family immortals back, and only ordered them to stay at home.

Liu urged sugar to say: “Can’t I really go?”

Lan He: “No.”

Liu Shisan sighed before swimming away, like a tire leaking.

…

Lan He and Song Futan boarded the plane from Beijing to Xiangdi together, because they slept too late last night and wore blindfolds when they went up.

Lan He was about to fall asleep, and felt that several people were sitting in the front row, one of which was very familiar.

“Master, come, you sit by the window.”

“Okay, hey buddies, they can afford business class…”

“You have to go back to the festival, that must be!”

Ok? Isn’t this the old neighbor?

Lan He hadn’t met Ying Shao for a while. As a Gu teacher, although Ying Shao is from the Northeast, his master is indeed an authentic Hunan Master Gu.

Lan He had never met Master Yingshao, and was about to open his blindfold to say hello. He heard Yingshao’s younger brother said, “Hey, Master, I really don’t want to go. I.”

Ying Shao Lian said authentically: “Forget it, younger brothers, all come here, the New Year’s Eve are all the same class, he is an elder.”

Brother: “…………”

Brother: “Woo woo woo woo, brother, what kind of Lan He behavior are you!”

Lan He: “??”

Why, can my name be used like this? ?