After Hibernating for 10,000 Years, I Was Exposed on Television - Chapter 28

Translator: EndlessFantasy Translation  Editor: EndlessFantasy Translation

“What’s this?” asked Lynn. He pointed to the phone.

He had not left the mountain for a long time.

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He had never seen a phone before.

He did not know much about the current world of technology.

“Senior Lynn, this is a phone. It is a piece of communication equipment that we use to speak with people from thousands of miles away,” said Little Rob.

Lynn was a little curious. “This thing is actually a spiritual artifact? You can communicate with people from thousands of miles away?”

“Spiritual artifact?”

The people in the live broadcast room were laughing like crazy.

“Oh my God, the old man can’t be a god, right?”

“Yes, it’s possible. How could ordinary people live that long?”

“I feel like the old man is not a person who lives in the present.”

Lynn said, “This magical artifact is a little ugly, isn’t it? It’s like television and there’s actually an image inside. However, it’s a lot more sophisticated. I noticed that each of you had one from the beginning. I thought that it was a brick.”

Everyone burst out laughing.

Kaki also shook his head helplessly.

Although a phone was convenient for communication, it was not of much use to him.

As long as he wanted to, he could contact anyone in the world at any time.

“The game I’m playing right now is a mobile phone game. But don’t just look at it as a game, it requires skills! Senior Lynn, watch me play it once!”

His character, King Villager arrived at the Middle Road and met Zhao da Lang once again. He was hacked to death instantly.

“Uh… My mistake, my mistake. Senior Lynn, as you can see, this thing is not something that can be done just by having hands. You need to know when to attack, when to retreat and when to release skills. These are all very particular.”

In less than two minutes, the character that Little Rob was controlling had died again.

“Wahaha, Little Rob is too funny. He’s explaining the game to an old man and had died on the spot.”

“Haha, Brother Rob, you obviously wanted to be a teacher for once, but you have failed. You died on the spot.”

“He will spoil Senior Lynn like this.”

Lynn could not help but say to Little Rob, “You are really weak.”

“Hahahaha, I’m dying of laughter. I can’t take it anymore. Senior Lynn is mocking you.”

“Rob, you should quit the game. It seems that you really don’t have any talent.”

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After hearing Lynn’s words, Rob replied unwillingly, “Senior Lynn you can’t blame me for this, right? They’re jealous of my ability. Once I resurrected and reached the middle, they would come and gang up on me. How can I play like this?”

“Tsk, isn’t it just a gang fight? Back then, during the Civil War, my enemy was a few hundred people. They took my guns and ran away. I only had a watermelon knife on me. I charged left and right a few times and the enemy was defeated. I didn’t even use 1% of my strength,” said Lynn.

“F*ck, the old man is awesome.”

“He’s really awesome. He only had a watermelon knife. Why on earth did he fight with people who had guns? Can you even imagine the scene?”

“Do you even need to think about it? If you rush up, your body will become a beehive.”

“Old man, you’re quite powerful, but using a watermelon knife to kill hundreds of rebels sounds too dramatic.”

“Senior, this situation is different. You depended on your real-life strength previously, however, this game relies on technology,” said Little Rob.

Little Rob felt like he was about to break down after being ridiculed by an old man who did not know how to play games nor did he even see a cell phone before.

“Grandpa, this is too awesome. I think the person opposite you is a melon farmer.”

“Don’t say anymore. Little Rob’s fierce and tough image is about to be destroyed. Look at him, he’s almost crying from being ridiculed by you guys. Hahaha.”

“Emoji, emoji…”

Little Rob was no longer in the mood to play games.

He logged out of the game.

Lynn was too much of a bully. Little Rob was being ridiculed by a person who did not even know how to play games.

“Weakling, why aren’t you playing anymore?”

Lynn’s first impression of the muscular Little Rob was the word ‘weakling’.

Among the crowd, Lynn had the best impression of Master Bei. That kid had potential to him.

In terms of physical strength, Jaime did not have any problems.

Kaki was an old man.

Although Little Rob looked as strong as an ox, he was actually weak.

The corner of Little Rob’s mouth twitched. He retorted, “Senior Lynn, I’m too weak. They use better equipment on the other side. I can’t beat them.”

It seemed like those were just excuses.

Although Lynn was just looking, he also understood that the game was somewhat fair.

Everyone had to fight, buy equipment, and level up.

Everyone had the same starting point.

Little Rob was just giving excuses. Lynn then looked at Little Rob’s strong body.

Lynn said angrily, “You have to fight even if you can’t win. Why are you so weak? Are your muscles made of paper?”

“I…”

The live broadcast room was filled with laughter again.

“You’re lying flat just like that.”

Lynn directly grabbed his phone and started to play the game. He then said, “There are only five people on the other side. Even if there are twice as many, I can still kill them all.”

Just as he finished his sentence, a large number of mocking voices erupted in the live broadcast room.

“Everyone, in the middle, in the middle, if you find an old man who can’t walk steadily, go and take care of him. Take care of him.”

“Hahaha, I’m dying of laughter. He doesn’t even know what a phone is and he still wants to crush us.”

“You really treat us like vegetables. You can just use a watermelon knife to chop us up.”

Lynn was trying to operate the phone. He adapted well to pressing the buttons. Soon, he got the hang of it.

The speed at which his fingers moved on the screen was so fast that it was almost impossible to see the number.

The people present were all dumbfounded.

However, the people who participated in the game did not know that they were facing Lynn.

All of them were clamoring to enter the middle lane to force Lynn to die.

However, Lynn’s movements were simply too nimble. He barely escaped after several critical hits.

In the end, before he left, he even used a big move on the people behind him.

Zhao da Lang died instantly.

Megan immediately jumped up and said, “God, why am I so unlucky?”

She also did not forget to use a small skill to lure the dragons in the wild over.

Thus, the chaotic battle began.

A red dragon spat out a large mouthful of flames and hit the player’s body. The player was already on the verge of death.

“Ah!”

With a miserable cry, he turned into a corpse.

Although it was just a game, it was almost the same as reality. In the game, Lynn was not an immortal, and he did not have great strength.

However, he knew guerilla warfare so he could control everything perfectly.

The screens of all the participants showed, “Pentakill.”

His ultimate skill soon refreshed and he killed five people.

Everyone was stunned.

There was no longer the same clamor from before.

“Not good, Senior Lynn has gone to push the crystal. Quickly go back and defend. Go back and defend.”

“Boom!”

Suddenly, there was an explosion.

The crystal lasted for three minutes.

“Game over!”

Little Rob was completely dumbfounded. The way he played was too gorgeous.

The live broadcast room was also dumbfounded.

“What the f*ck? This is too much! He even said that he did not know what a phone is. He had never even played the game before. But how?”

“I don’t believe it. I don’t believe it. It’s someone’s first time playing the game and he managed to kill five people.”

“This is a cheat, right?”

“That can’t be. Does Little Rob know how to use a cheat? That’s Little Rob’s phone, right?”

“I swear, I won’t play this game anymore.”