After Rebirth, I Became the Scum Gong’s Uncle’s Destined Omega - Chapter 16

    “Master Su Liang.”

    Su Liang heard a very gentle electronic sound, he was startled, turned his head, and faced a very ordinary but kind-looking face.

    Bionics?

    Su Liang vaguely remembered this face – it was a universal model face that male androids used to leave the factory.

    Yes, it is not someone else who came to invite Su Liang, but the top artificial intelligence of the entire Earth Alliance, and also the most trusted existence of Snake Master Lu Taipan and the entire Snake Cave.

    Its name is Housekeeper.

    It’s just that Su Liang at this moment doesn’t know this yet.

    “Hello, my name is ‘housekeeper’, you can call me housekeeper. Welcome to Snake Cave. Is your journey going well?”

    “Housekeeper” asked very smoothly with the kind smile on the factory face.

    “Ah, very smooth, the aircraft is much more comfortable than the hover car.”

    Su Liang calmed down and responded calmly. Many large families also use androids with a certain autonomous thinking mode to communicate with outsiders, and androids such as housekeepers are not too rare.

    However, probably because of the androids used in the “Snake Cave”, the butler’s every move looks extraordinarily human.

    If it weren’t for the fact that the generic factory face was too familiar, Su Liang would almost have thought that the other party was a living person. For example, now, even though he is a android, Su Liang felt that a smile appeared on the silicone face after hearing his answer.

    “That’s great!”

    The housekeeper was very kind.

    “‘Snake Cave’ has always been very short of new blood, but there have been some not-so-good rumors about us. This makes us very distressed, I really hope everyone can get out of the snake cave The service staff can have a good memory, so that future generations will not be affected by rumors from the outside world.”

    It smiled at Su Liangdao, and then naturally took the luggage of young beta and led him towards the inside of the snake cave.

     Along the way, it is just like a real person, and can chat with Su Liang freely.

    “Ah, yes, I have read your medical report, your pheromone overflow value is very small, so small that it is almost difficult to detect with instruments, right?”

     “Yes,” Su Liang responded politely, many humans will inevitably behave rudely when facing androids because they are just tools, but Su Liang has never been this way kind of people.

    Even though he knew that the communication mode of the androids was probably just a preset humanized module expression, he still explained it seriously when the housekeeper asked: “I have hypoplasia of information glands, although gender It was written as beta, but in fact, I may not even be as good as beta. Without pheromone, I have no way to synthesize effective pheromone. The external manifestation is that my pheromone overflow is very small, because I have no pheromone at all.”

    After signing the service agreement to go to the “Snake Cave”, Su Liang was quickly arranged for the most detailed medical examination.

    I have to say, this happened to understand another thing on Su Liang’s mind: since he came back from his rebirth, he has always wanted to check his body.

    However, from the results, his body is still very healthy at this moment, and the values ​​​​are only a very small difference from when he was 14 years old. Judging from the pheromone data, he is exactly the same as any undifferentiated minor, and his pheromone glands have never developed over the years.

    But he is still healthy, of course, under the premise of ignoring the condition of hypoplasia of the information glands. The illness has not yet come, and Su Liang knows that she still has time to make up for the mistakes she made in her previous life.

    At the moment, the housekeeper is still chatting with Su Liang with a smile, and occasionally it will stop to let Su Liang experience the special scenery of the Lu Family Courtyard.

    “How do you feel about our Snake Cave?”

    After seeing Su Liang looking at the scenery with a happy expression, it asked the same question as Xue Yinhuan and Black Mamba.

    It seems that the people in the “Snake Cave” are really concerned about the evaluation of themselves?

    Su Liang thought so, and answered very sincerely: “It’s really comfortable here, the air is very fresh, and the scenery is very good. I’m really glad I chose to come here.”

      It’s rare, after all, his reputation in the outside world is not good.”

    “Ah, this…”

    The lie she told before others in front of others suddenly came out of the “housekeeper”, and Su Liang finally knew how the rumor that “Snake Cave” was said to know everything came from.

    He froze in place a little hesitantly, the android beside him when he was organizing the language has already proposed enthusiastically: “Since you admire Lu Taipan so much, and the pheromone overflow is so low, do you want to consider it? Serving as the personal care assistant of the Lu family? This job is very simple, at least much easier than other jobs in the ‘snake cave’, after all, that person doesn’t like to be in contact with ordinary people at all, and many things are left to the machine. If not for a psychiatrist The requirement is that there will be no nursing assistant in the ‘snake cave’. If you are a nursing assistant, at most, you can go to him and punch a card every day to ensure that he can see at least one living person a day. Alright. And at the same time, you can enjoy the exact same living conditions as that guy. That is the top and most luxurious life in the Earth Alliance. The salary is also quite good. You can earn at least the next ten years in half a year’s service period. salary…”

    “Sorry.”

    Seeing the “housekeeper” talking more and more vigorously, Su Liang had to interrupt the other party’s ardent promotion.

    “It’s not what you think it is,”

    Su Liang was extremely stiff and smiled bitterly at the “housekeeper”, even though her face was pale, and she was still a little scared. But Su Liang still confessed to the “housekeeper” that he was extremely embarrassed in the Lu family, and that in order to convince Lu Zhizhao, he could only pretend that he admired Lu Taipan very much.

    “…but I do admire the behavior of the head of the Lu family, and I don’t think other people’s rumors about him are reliable. He is a true hero, but I don’t admire him as much as I claim He. Even if he deserves it. In my ability, I can only do ordinary jobs here. But I can guarantee that I will do those jobs perfectly.”

     The “housekeeper”‘s eyes flickered.

    It seemed that it didn’t understand what Su Liang’s confession meant at all, and was still trying to sell Lu Taipan’s job as a personal nurse.

    “Many people want this job. After all, if you die, the pension will be super high and you can support many people.”

    It said enthusiastically.

    “Sorry…”

    Although the last sentence was inexplicably moving, Su Liang could only decisively reject it again.

    After a few back and forth, the “housekeeper” finally gave up persuasion with a bit of sadness.

    It’s just that it is different from the outer shell, inside the system, the artificial intelligence is so vibrant to an excessive degree.

    The specific performance is that Lu Taipan was still receiving sedative treatment in the treatment chamber.

    However, the hypnotic images that kept flashing in front of him were suddenly interrupted by a few lines of blood-red characters.

    [Urgent communication from codename “Housekeeper” – hehe, he doesn’t want to be a nurse! 】

    Lu Taipan:…

    [Urgent communication from codename “Butler” – I know you’d really like him to be in this position, right? When you see the list handed over by the Lu family, the speed when you sign the agreement is 0.2 seconds faster than before! But the little cutie refused on the spot! And he doesn’t really admire you. 】

     Immediately afterwards, the screen began to reproduce the video of Su Liang confessing the truth to people a little uneasy.

    Lu Taipan:…

    [Urgent communication from codename “Housekeeper”-Are you sad, hehehe. 】

    Lu Taipan pushed open the treatment chamber expressionlessly, and the dripping treatment liquid slowly slid down his unusually strong body.

    Lu Taipan put on a bathrobe casually, and then calmly said softly in the empty medical room: “Actually, I can also reduce your autonomy of thinking, butler.”

    “To avoid similar crankiness and self-assertion from you in the future.”

    Lu Taipan didn’t show the slightest anger either when he acted or when he spoke.

    He was as calm as a piece of iron that had been placed under the ice for hundreds of millions of years.

    However, after this indifferent remark, the “housekeeper” who was lively and cheerful before quickly changed his attitude.

    “Housekeeper”: “I will arrange some routine tasks for Master Su Liang, and those tasks are very safe and easy. He will spend a pleasant service period like all “normal” service staff, Absolutely no problem.”

    The promise of a particularly professional electronic synth sound comes from the communicator.

    Lu Taipan lowered his eyes.

    “Hmm.”

    He just snorted.

    …

    The “housekeeper” sent Su Liang downstairs to the dormitory dedicated to service staff.

    This place looks a bit like the kind of hotel that the commoners like very much. It looks very comfortable. There are identical metal doors symmetrically distributed on both sides of the long and narrow corridor.

    Because the aircraft is much faster than the hover car, there was no one else in the dormitory building when Su Liang arrived. He was able to pick a nice room.

    And the reason why he chose this room is because the window of the room is aimed at a small but delicate garden that looks quite beautiful.

    Su Liang has always liked gardens. At this time, he was in the “snake cave” and happened to see a garden. A certain figure appeared in his heart again.

    “Then, if you need anything, you can let me know… Well, when you can’t find me, you can just say to the automatic robot that you want to find me. Those automatic flying robots are like flies, It’s all over here. You rest well, I’ll go first.”

    The butler, who seemed cheerful before, looked a little dejected now. After explaining the necessary matters, he was about to leave.

    At this moment, Su Liang called out to the other party in a strange way.

    “Mr. Butler, that—”

    “What?”

    The butler quickly looked back at him.

    Faced with the face of the “housekeeper”, Su Liang hesitated for a while and wasn’t quite sure whether she should really speak her mind.

      He is a ‘Viper’ fighter, will he violate the rules and regulations of the ‘Snake Cave’?”

    “Of course not, we’re not that strict here hahaha.”

    The butler immediately responded cheerfully.

    —After all, the spies who were sent into the “snake cave” by various groups and forces would try their best to inquire about the news, there is no need to set up such a virtual system anyway, they will be killed anyway Kakaka.

    The artificial intelligence did not tell Su Liang the last half of the sentence.

    After all, according to Lu Taipan’s instructions, Su Liang needs to spend a stable period of service in the “Snake Cave”, which means that he only needs to know the superficial things.

    Hearing the housekeeper’s affirmation, Su Liang bit her lip, suppressed the faint uneasiness and apprehension in her heart, and continued: “Actually, I once accepted a ‘poisonous snake’ in the Lu family before. ‘I’ve always been grateful for the soldier’s selfless help. He’s been my lifesaver and I’ve been thinking about him for so many years. But we only met once and he was injured and He never showed up again after that.”

    Su Liang remembered the terrifying wound on the cold-faced handsome young man in the flower room back then, and the anticipation and tension in his heart were intertwined, even making his heart feel slightly stuffy.

    “I don’t want to inquire about the specific information and name of that person, I just want to confirm his life and death with you. After all, we were still at war with the Canaanites…” Su Liang The voice gradually decreased.

    At this moment, Su Liang suddenly regretted it again.

    He really doesn’t know how he should deal with his mood if he learns the news of that person’s death from the “housekeeper”.

    It was the “Poisonous Snake” warrior who gave him such clean and unrequited kindness when he first entered the Lu family, which made him survive in the muddy Lu family.

    “There were indeed many ‘little snakes’ killed in that war.” Hearing Su Liang’s words, the butler’s voice also became deep, “What is the name of that soldier? ? I think I can give you an affirmative answer.”

    After being affirmed, Su Liang’s face began to heat up.

    “Well, I don’t know his name either, I only know that he was about … in his twenties, very calm, very reliable, and very handsome, he seemed very cold but My heart is very soft…” As he spoke, even Su Liang knew that these descriptions were too general and meaningless, his face became hotter and hotter, and he even regretted why he suddenly called the housekeeper impulsively. Ask him about the big brother, “Well, his spine and the back of his neck are embedded with a mechanical spine…”

    “Mechanical… spine?”

    Hearing this, the “housekeeper” suddenly repeated a sentence, his voice slightly elongated.

    “Many ‘Vipers’ will have mechanical auxiliary devices embedded in their bodies in order to exert better energy efficiency in battle.”

    The pure human Beta did not hear the meaning of the artificial intelligence synthetic voice at all.

    Of course, the “housekeeper” didn’t lie, the warriors did place auxiliary mechanical devices in their bodies.

    However, there is only one person in the entire Earth Federation who will have a metal ridge tightly embedded in the spine and continuously inject inhibitors into the nerves.

    And that person…

    Su Liang glanced at the housekeeper uncomfortably, then added: “By the way, there is a particularly beautiful tattoo of a snake on his back—”

    “Zi…”

    The next second, Su Liang heard a rather unpleasant sound from the bionic body in front of him.

    The android who had been very talkative before fell into complete rigidity in front of him for a moment, and now there are only two red lights representing “malfunction” in the glittering electronic eyes. A plume of blue smoke came out slowly along its nostrils and ears.

    “Mr. Butler?”

    Su Liang was stunned.

    “It’s temporarily shorted.”

    A deep male voice suddenly came from the room.

    Su Liang widened her eyes in surprise, then saw the automatic call system in the corner of the room.

    Su Liang guessed that the end of the system was probably the inspector of the bionic man. He had seen the robot out of control in the shopping mall before, and after a while, there was a special inspector in the shopping mall broadcast. appease the crowd.

    It should be said that it is a snake cave, even the response of the inspectors is so fast.

    Well, the sound is also… amazingly nice.

    “Don’t worry, someone will take care of it.”

    The inspector added.

    In less than half a minute, Su Liang’s dormitory was pushed away, and the fully automatic robot grabbed the foot of the android very quickly, and straightened the heavy artificial product to the ground with its face. dragged out.

    The scene looked a little frightening, but on the other hand, the rude-looking fully automatic robot behaved politely towards humans – it even forgot to close Su Liang Door.

    Su Liang stared blankly at the closed door, unable to recover for a long time.

    “Mr. Inspector? Are you still there?”

    After hesitating for a moment, he asked tentatively.

    It took several seconds before a response came from the automatic communication system: “I’m here.”

    Su Liang couldn’t help but sigh again in her heart that the voice of the bionic human inspector in “Snake Cave” was very nice.

    “Mr. Butler, is he all right? It’s just that its chip will be fine, right?”

    Although they have only been with each other for a short period of time, Su Liang has already developed a favorable impression of Mr. Butler.

    Just like Xue Yinhuan and Black Mamba, although they have different personalities and even different species, there is a temperament in the depths of their souls that makes Su Liang unable to help but want to get close.

    Su Liang is now very worried that the intelligent system that was still communicating with Su Liang after the short circuit will disappear.

    This time he waited for a while before the inspector said, “It’s fine, it’s fine.”

    Su Liang breathed a long sigh of relief, he sat relaxed on the narrow bed in the dormitory, and showed a bright smile in the direction of the automatic communication system.

    “Thank you for your answer, that puts me at ease!”

    “Hmm.”

    The inspector doesn’t seem to be very talkative.

    Just when Su Liang thought that the other party was offline, the other party suddenly opened his mouth and said unexpectedly: “According to the information, the ‘Poisonous Snake’ warrior you care about was not killed in battle.”

    “Ah, really!” Su Liang jumped up with joy, “That’s really good, really good…”

    He’s too happy to say anything else, and he’s pretty sure he’s acting stupidly right now.

    Because the system was silent for a while.

    “Then, I wish you a pleasant stay in the Snake Cave, Su Liang.”

    Then the good inspector really went offline.

    The author has something to say:

    Well, “good inspector”.