After Transmigration I Spit Rainbow Farts And Overturned The Car - Chapter 78

After a fever, the father-son war between Ji Chian and Ji Chuling got a brief truce.

Lin Luo felt that this was a good opportunity to consolidate the relationship between father and son, so he used the momentum of his highest family status to force the two men to go out and make money to support their families-to participate in the variety show “Where is Dad?”

At the beginning of the season zero, he would rather die than follow, but then succumbed to the vanity of being on TV and the temptation of Lin Tuantuan. He thought that Lin Tuantuan was only three years old and was about to go out to earn money with her father. The hard work was not easy, so I felt that I should follow along to protect her, and Lin Tuantuan’s father Lin Yuan felt very dissatisfied.

The man surnamed Ji didn’t have a good thing. The big kid kidnapped his sister, and the kid kid wanted to kidnap his boudoir. Before the cabbage was raised, he was worried about it.

As for Comrade Ji Chian, he is even more reluctant. First of all, his identity, status, and temperament are there. Suddenly he has a tendency to become a dad on the show. He is generally responsible for ideological guidance and material satisfaction with regard to bringing a baby. Others are not mixed up very much, and the **** at the beginning of the season will inevitably cause trouble. He feels a headache. Rather than taking him on a show to play in the poor villages, he wants to go to the island with Lin Luo for vacation.

But he finally succumbed. The reason is very simple. The Ji family’s family motto is that everything is based on Lin Luo’s will, so as long as Lin Luo snorts, kicks and acts like a baby, he will only go if he is not happy. After all, sleep in separate beds. He couldn’t accept one thing.

So on a sunny afternoon, Ji Chi’an and Ji Chuling were packed and thrown out of the house by Lin Luo, and then met with Lin Yuan and Lin Tuantuan in a mountain Kaka guoguo.

Ji Chian feels that he has never been to such a backward place in his life. There is no natural gas, no 4g network, or even a small shop, and some are just facing the loess and back to the sky.

In the past few years, Lin Yuan has transformed and made a lot of serious themes. He has not eaten the hardships that he should endure, and he wont make a fuss. However, at the beginning of the season, he is still a child, young and ignorant. Lin Tuantuan was even more obedient, so her father held her arms in his arms with one hand, and squinted his eyes when he saw him.

So Ji Chi’an was the only one who looked as stinky as shit.

He was carrying the box, trying to keep his face from stinky **** to high cold abstinence, listening to the director group talking about something.

He is not really interested. The only thing he is interested in is choosing a house. It is said that the mansion is the only mansion in the village with a private bathroom. The Virgo Ji Chi’an is bound to win.

It is said that the order of the room selection is determined based on the results of your painting and I guess.

Ji Chian chuckled, and the mind-reading skills that Lao Tzu had been wasteful for many years now finally came in handy.

I guess this you draw is that the babies look at the picture and then make gestures. Dads guess what it is. The more guesses within the specified time, the better the results.

Babies are mostly three to six-year-olds. They have a strong desire for physical expression, but basically they cant express themselves well. Its good if each group can answer two or three very simple and representative ones correctly.

And because Lin Tuantuan is the youngest, and as his name resembles a Tuantuan, with short hands and short feet, round, no matter what the gesture is like a bun, hey duck eggs ranks at the bottom of the list, and Lin Yuan is not anxious at all, holding his daughter I think it is the smartest in the world.

Ji Chian really couldn’t understand this kind of child slave. He squinted his eyes contemptuously, and then let Ji Chuling stand over. Ji Chulings classmates are very smart and imitate things very much. However, the imagination is really rich and the director group The topics presented were all for children, which were not within Ji Chian’s common sense, so Ji Chian shamelessly turned off the headphones.

His son’s hands rounded up.

“football.”

Everyone applauded.

His son’s hands are round again.

“Little Pig Peppa.”

Everyone: Hesitated for a while and applauded.

His son’s hands are rounder.

“Captain America.”

Everyone: …I find it incredible.

His son made a circle persistently.

“Songshan Shaolin Temple.”

Everyone:……? ? ?

Is this **** poisonous?

In the final season, Chi An led by a very high score.

During the interview with the director group, Ji Chian answered calmly: “Personally tacit understanding.”

“That football?”

“Of course the round one is football.”

“Little Pig Peppa?”

“Of course the round one is Peppa Pig.”

“Captain America?”

“The round one is of course Captain America’s shield.”

“Songshan Shaolin Temple?”

“Of course the round one is the monk’s head.”

Director group:……

Everyone:…

Good **** reasonable, this is why we are not as rich as him.

Only Lin Tuantuan was struggling to pat his two chubby paws: “Brother A Ling is so tired! So tired!”

Si Mo Xingzi sprayed her father’s face, while Ji Chu Ling’s face secretly blushed, and he crossed his arms proudly.

As for why not akimbo, it’s because his mother said that the child has no waist.

But in any case, Ji Chi’an and his son did get the first prize, and naturally moved into the only mansion in the village, while the bottom Lin Yuan and his daughter lived in a small thatched cottage next to the mansion.

Really, the small thatched cottage, thatch and wooden shelf were built first.

Lin Tuantuan is a natural and typical silly white sweet. He felt that he had never lived in a thatched cottage, so he happily, holding her father was just a sip.

However, the reality is cruel. After the lunch break, it is terrible. The mountains are full of mosquitoes, but now its summer again, there are everything, its hot, and there is no air-conditioning fan. The answer was originally uncomfortable and easy to itch. In addition, when mosquitoes stung the childs delicate skin, dense red bumps formed soon, and the small dumplings were itchy. Just stretch out your hand and scratch it. The more you scratch, the more itchy, white and tender Blood came out of his skin, and it was so uncomfortable that he finally cried.

This cry was so pitiful, Lin Yuan was terribly broken, his heart was broken, and he quickly picked up the little girl distressedly, while wiping the dew and fanning the wind, but how could the spoiled and grown-up little people stand this? I couldn’t stop crying, but I was worried that my father was upset. He tried not to cry and wanted to hold back, but he couldn’t hold back, crying more and more miserably.

Lin Yuan, who has always had a good temper, good character and talkative personality, was actually on fire. He said to the director group with a serious face: “Before I came here, I said that I should pay attention to the communication between the children and let the children be independent. What is the point of living in such a poor life? We adults dont care, children dont have to suffer at all. What should I do when I get sick later?”

However, the director team was not moved at all, saying that after research by experts, this is within the tolerance of the children, and no other accommodation is prepared. There will be no cars in the mountains until tomorrow evening, so either live honestly or just by yourself Think of ways to.

Lin Yuan knows that the director team can do anything for the audience rating, and it is not a way for him to make trouble, and since the director team did not say that he must live in this small thatched house, he must be allowed to speculate.

So heartbroken, holding her daughter and walking to the next mansion.

There is only a 1.5-meter bed in the mansion, Ji Chians long legs cant straighten out, and Ji Chuan is also curled up in the corner, but fortunately there is a small fan humming around. , And a small mosquito net, compared with the small thatched house outside, it is like a paradise on earth.

Lin Yuan felt that he was a polite person and had to teach the group to be polite, so instead of waking them up, he just moved a stool and took Lin Tuantuan and sat on a chair.

Lin Tuantuan knew that his father had taught him not to disturb others when they were resting, so he squeezed a small mouth and buried his face in Lin Yuans arms. The little fat hand clenched tightly to prevent himself from crying, squeezing it. Tired, he went to sleep in a daze, and printed a large patch of nose, tears, saliva on Lin Yuan’s chest.

Lin Yuan held her cautiously. His cabbage was so behaving. The little pig from the Ji family didn’t perform well today. Even if he spared the life of this old father, he would never agree to this marriage.

Ji Chian’s sleep was shallow. He was scrutinized for a long time by a gaze that looked like an enemy. He opened his eyes impatiently and saw Lin Yuan sitting on the bed with a cabbage in his arms. He rubbed his eyebrows with a headache. , Gave Lin Yuan a cold look.

Not to be outdone, Lin Yuan pointed to the poor cabbage in his arms. Although Ji Chian was indifferent and ruthless towards Lin Luo, he was not really a hard-hearted person. He could see clearly the miserable situation of cabbage and thought. After thinking about the living environment, he frowned, and kicked his **** on Zero at the beginning of the season.

The pig is still asleep, so it’s time to get up and pick up the cabbage.

Lin Luo was taught very well by Lin Luo at the beginning of the season. He never got up and never lost his temper or cry in front of outsiders. After being kicked by his father, he got up all the time, got out of the mosquito net, and looked at Lin Tuantuan nervously. Then he looked at Lin Yuan.

Lin Yuan added ten points to his initial impression, and then said softly: “Tuantuan lived in a small thatched house and was bitten by a bug. He was bleeding and he cried.”

At the beginning of the season, Lin Tuantuans small fat arms, small fat legs, and round face were all covered with red bumps and scratches, and there were crystal tears hanging on his long eyelashes, all of a sudden. The protection of male chauvinism inherited from the Ku family, so he opened the mosquito net and whispered: “Uncle Lin, we don’t have mosquitoes here, let Tuantuan sleep here.”

A slightly big bed, sleeping two small fat chirps will definitely be full, Lin Yuan expressed his doubts, and then at the beginning of the season he proudly pushed Ji Chian: “My dad is an adult, I don’t need these. He can go out to sleep.”

Ji Chian:……? ? ?

Lin Yuan showed a fascinating smile, yes, this little pig can add another thirty points.

Ji Chian looked at the pitiful Lin Tuantuan, then looked at his sons hopeful eyes, then looked at Lin Yuans old cunning and cunning expression, thinking that he should always be in front of the camera, or go home. She had to be scolded by her daughter-in-law again, so she sighed and left the bed.

Lin Yuan carefully put Lin Tuantuan on the bed, and the two fat dumplings, one person and one quilt, quickly fell asleep.

Ji Chian and Lin Yuan moved their stools and looked at each other speechlessly.

Lin Yuan looked at the two children and smiled. The girl in his own family is annoying, but the little pig from the Ji family shouldn’t be able to get married so easily. He must be at least thirty years old to marry.

Ji Chian glanced at the two children disgustingly. This kid really married his wife and forgot his father. Forget it, let’s send it out when they are at the legal age of marriage. Don’t disturb the world of him and Lin Luo.