Akuyaku Reijou Ni Nanka Narimasen. Watashi Wa『Futsuu』no Koushaku Reijou Desu! - CH 257

Ruins and Kanata-san

“I’m going to the Kora-type ruins today with Dirk and Kanata-san. If we have more time, we might go to the Man-destroying ruins.”

“I’m going back to Christia today. I have to tell my parents about Cidar-kun, and they sent me a message to go home. Will you be alright, Rosary?”

I smiled at the worried look on Milfi’s face.

“Both are B-rank areas, so there won’t be a problem.”

“We will go too. You can be at ease.”

Geraldin-san said, and Jash nodded. Isn’t this an overkill?

“Us too…”

“Martha and Rabisha-chan, I have a very important mission.”

I took Martha’s and Rabisha-chan’s hands and requested a soundproofing barrier outside the dining hall.

“I’m going on a date with Dirk tomorrow, so I need you to choose me some clothes and accessories from home!”

“”Understood.””

“Martha, how about you meet with Rudolf-san afterward?”

“Ojousama!?”

“You finally found your soulmate, so how about you take a break in the afternoon? Don’t you usually go there while he is sleeping?”

“Ugh.”

“If you are not careful, Rudolf-san will think it’s just a physical relationship or something weird like that, and it’ll be very troublesome, right?”

“Uuh.”

“What do you say?”

“………… I can’t say for sure. I think he might misunderstand me in a strange way and fill in the gaps on his own.”

“””…………”””

“… Rabisha-chan.”

“As you wish, Ojousama. I will assist Martha-san after we are done with your preparations. If you don’t need me, why don’t I help her in my free time after I report to Lord and Madam?”

“As expected of my personal maid. I will be relying on you.”

When I patted her head, Rabisha-chan looked happy.

“Ehehehe, I will do my best! We shall strike while the iron is hot! Martha-san, let’s go! I’m sure he already inquired from Lord about the marriage, for sure!”

“Ehh!? O, Ojousama, excuse us! Rabisha, don’t pull!”

It was unusual for Martha to be so flustered, but I had a feeling that maybe Rabisha-chan was right.

“I’m back~”

“Huh? Where’s Martha-san?”

“I asked her to do something for me. Also, told her to make sure Rudolf-san wasn’t misbehaving.”

“……… Ohh.”

Dirk’s eyes looked sitant. He told me that Rudolf-san’s unrequited love was so strong that there was no one in the Order who didn’t know about it. I didn’t know.

While I was in a daze, Shushu-san started talking to me in a desperate manner.

“Rosarin-chna, if Kanata’s going, then I…!”

“Ojousama, work.”

Andre-san refused her simply. When my eyes met Elder brother’s, he nodded.

“Since the former secretary of Christia’s Prime Minister will help her, why don’t you let her go?”

“I will lend my hand too, how about it?”

“…… Just this once.”

Andre-san had no problems as long as the work was done properly, so he agreed.

Our schedule was to go to the ruins first and work in the afternoon.

Here we are, the Kora-type ruins! As the name suggests, the ruins are full of stone and golem-type monsters. Elder brother diverted from the plan with nerdy friends because the drop was a type of gem, and Cidar-kun was absent because he went along as a stopper.

The current members were me, Dirk, Geraldin-san, Jash, Kanata-san, Shushu-san, and Andre-san. Andre-san seemed to go actually as a guard. He emphasized on “just in case.”

The Stone Golem came early. It was tough, but slow, so even Kanata-san should be able to defeat it!

“Kanata-san, this is the time to show off your true power!”

“… Hah?”

“Magic tool!”

“… Oh~ Transform~”

The unmotivated-looking Kanata-san transformed with a pen-shaped magic tool.

“Hum!”

“Ohh, Kanata-san, you have a good luck! You became Kanatultraman!”

Kanata-san has become a silvery, Ultraman-like Hero.

“Hum!? (I can’t talk!?)”

“You cannot talk, and it lasts only for three minutes, but you are strong, okay!”

“Hum!? Hum!… Hum! (Why do you have to elaborate on such useless details!? I cannot keep up with the interjections! Anyhow!)”

Kanata-san seemed to have come to his senses and crushed the Stone Golems one after another. Strong. Really strong. I’m not sure if I can say it since I made it, but he was super strong.

“Fuoh…”

“Cool…”

“Amazing…”

Geraldin-san and Jash seemed to like it. Andre-san was surprised by the power.

“Rosarin.”

“Yes.”

“When did you hand that over?”

“I gave it to him yesterday in Rin’s dream. Incidentally, I made three… no, four? Gods cry.”

“What did you do!?”

“First, we Kabaddi’d Shiva.”

“You did something so wrong from the very beginning!!”

“Moreover, it was a duo with Kanata-san.”

“What did you do that even Kanata-san joined!?”

“Kabaddi (Harrassment.)”

“I know that!”

“Kanata-san and Rin are both of the same race, idiots.”

“What are you trying to say so smarty!?”

While Dirk was out of breath, Kanata-san finished killing the Stone Golems.

“Hum! (This magic tool is incredible!)”

“That’s right. It might be the effect of the new Revelation. Let’s thank Slength-san in the Heavens. I can’t see the sky since we are in the ruins, though.”

“Hum… (No, don’t say it like if he died. You will make him sad…)”

“… How do you understand Kanata’s words, Rosarin-chan.”

“Ah, I can understand him, too.”

“Me too.”

What I, Dirk, and Geraldin-san have in common…

“Ah, the earrings?”

Apparently, Kanata-san’s inability to speak is in the abnormal state category, and the earring negate it.

While coming up with an explanation, a Jewel Golem appeared.

“Hum! (Alright, I’m going to defeat it!)

“Kanata-san, three minutes are nearly up, so please bring it down with the Acid Beam!”

“Hum? (Something like Spacium Beam?)”

“A bit different, but you can definitely defeat it with this! Do a Spacium-luke pose, and gather your magical power!”

“Hum!! (Eat this, my Chuuni illness Beam!)”

From Kanata-san’s… no, a beam fired from Kanatultraman’s hand… or not, it was an acid.

The Jewel Golem was melted in a blink of an eye.

“Hum!? Heah!! (Scary!? What the hell did you make me use!!)”

And then, an announcement followed.

(Pinponpanpo~n♪ The Acid Beam is acidic and may produce toxic gas, so please do not use it together with other chemicals.)

“… Are you an idiot! You are an idiot! The Acid Beam is already dangerous enough on its ownnnnn!!”

The Jewel Golem was melted, and the transformation was released, and the grand scream of Kanata-san echoed inside the ruins.

“Kanata-san, if you are too loud…”

“We are surrounded.”

The golems were coming in fast. Jash and Geraldin-san took over the rear, while Dirk and I took out the golems in front. It was not easy for Kanata-san to fight after using so much magical power, so I asked Shushu-san and Andre-san to guard him.

“Yaaaah!”

I replaced my ring with a giant hammer and proceeded to smash the golems.

“… I might not be needed.”

In fact, Dirk, who judged that the hammer I was wielding was dangerous, came to my aid with his bow.

In no time at all, the golems turned into a mass of stones and gems.

“”… Uwaah.””

“As expected of my Lord!”

In contrast to the smiling Shushu-san, Kanata-san and Andre-san were speechless. I don’t get it.