Akuyaku Reijou Ni Nanka Narimasen. Watashi Wa『Futsuu』no Koushaku Reijou Desu! - CH 274

Charm and couples only.

“Oh! Niichan, what a cute girlfriend ya have there! How about it? Why don’t ya buy your cute girlfriend a present to make her madly fall in love with ya!”

“Madly in love……… Rosarin…”

Dirk looked embarrassed, but seemed to want to take a look.

“Wanna take a look? I’m already madly in love with you, though.”

“!!…………… Cute indeed… the one madly in love is me, though…!”

I was a little embarrassed that I said such a stupid line, but then Dirk crumbled.

The effect was perfect (for the second time today).

“Let’s go?”

The uncle at the stall was giving us a warm look, so I pulled on Dirk’s hand.

“Ohh, you guys have matching ribbons? What about this then?”

He showed us a pair of necklaces with split hearts. Hmm, it’s cute, but…

“I would d rather have a charm than a necklace, I think…”

I would rather use it on a regular basis, but I usually wear my ring as a necklace, so I don’t lose it. I think attaching it to my bag would be good, so I could use it daily…

“Charm?”

I drew a drawing of a ball chain and a keychain and showed it to the uncle.

“… Hmm……… can do that! Alright, Jouchan! Give me this drawing and I will make it for ya for free!”

“Haah, I don’t really mind…”

The uncle seemed to be enjoying himself. When I obediently handed it over to him, it was the time to decide the motif. I don’t like the one with the split heart. It gives off the vibes of unrequited love. Key and a lock… no, if possible, I would like matching ones.

Door… yeah, door sounds good.

Rin, who comes from another world.

Rosalia, who was confined in her dreams.

Dirk, who had resigned to his circumstances.

I felt they were suitable for “us”. Dirk’s amber eyes. Add in purple crystal for my eyes… and you have two sets of doors. Mine is amber, and Dirk’s is purple crystal. A delicate structure that forms a door only when combined. I scribbled down the design I had in mind on a piece of paper and showed it to the uncle.

“This is… nice. Give me three… no, two hours! I will make something you will be satisfied with! Oi! Watch the stall!”

“Eh!? Boss!?”

A young boy was left behind. I wonder if this apprentice… is an air head?

“Ah, err… is there anything else you wike?”

“””…………”””

He bit his tongue. The boy bit his tongue so hard that he turned red and had teary eyes.

“Ah, erm… something else………… Rosarin, this.”

“Eh?”

Trying to change the mood, the gentle Dirk seemed to find something and pointed to it.

A silvery shining… cactus. And on its back were angelic wings………

Non, non, calm down Rosarin. Be cool! Be cool!

“T, this is?”

I pointed to the silver cactus with a trembling hand.

“The other day, Boss got drunk and said he saw a rainbow-colored cactus in the forest, so he made these. I don’t know what he’s going to do with them since no one is buyi——”

“I will buy it.”

“……… Huh?”

“I will buy everything you have.”

On the inside, I started to panicking. I was being watched! Sabo-san was watching me!! Anyhow, I got three Sabo-san pendants for now, so I will give them to Sabo-san, Milfi, and Cidar-kun.

“P, pleasure doing business with you…”

The boy was surprised by my menacing look, but as expected of a businessman. He wrapped them up quickly.

“That startled me.”

“Truly.”

Dirk and I walked hand in hand. The uncle said two hours, so we went wandering around.

“Oh my, what an adorable couple. How about participating in a couples only game?”

“Couples only…”

We were approached by a sexy lizard(?) lady. Dirk was appealing me with his eyes, wanting to participate. I don’t mind, we have time. So we decided to join.

We paid in advance and were told that we would receive prizes depending on the number of correct answers.

“First, you have to answer about the young lady.”

The questions were about me first.

“What is young lady’s favorite food?”

Rosarin’s answer➡Rice

Dirk’s answer➡Rice

“Young lady’s favorite place?”

Rosarin’s answer➡Shade of the tree house

Dirk’s answer➡Shade of the tree house

“Young lady’s treasured item?”

Rosarin’s answer➡Engagement ring

Dirk’s answer➡Engagement ring

“What does the Young lady like about her boyfriend?”

Rosarin’s answer➡Everything

Dirk’s answer➡The fluff?

“Young lady… that would be difficult to guess…”

“But… I can’t choose! He’s so striking inside and out! Dirk has so many good points that I could go three days and three nights talking about him!”

“……… I see. You are being loved, aren’t you…”

“Rosarin…”

The sexy sister gave me a lukewarm gaze, but Dirk seemed happy, so it was all good.

“Where did Young lady first met her boyfriend?”

Rosarin’s answer➡Knights Order’s practice grounds

Dirk’s answer➡Knights Order’s practice grounds

“Next will be questions about the boyfriend.”

“What is your boyfriend’s favorite color?”

Rosarin’s answer➡Blue, black, purple

Dirk’s answer➡Blue, black, purple

N? These colors are……… me?

“… Dirk, do you like my colors?”

“……………… Yeah.”

I love that embarrassed gesture with his hand over his mouth. I’ll definitely give you a kiss later!

“Dirk…”

“…… Yeah, let’s leave it for when we are done, okay?”

“”Excuse us.””

To, more or less, wait for us to be done, this big sister is a good person.

“What’s your boyfriend’s least favorite food?”

Rosarin’s answer➡Pickles

Dirk’s answer➡Pickles

“Boyfriend’s hobby?”

Rosarin’s answer➡Reading

Dirk’s answer➡Looking for things that will suit Rosarin

“Mr. Dirk, that’s the first time I’m hearing about this.”

“Well, it used to be reading in the past, but lately my hobby is looking for things that would suit you.”

“In other words… your hobby is me.”

“……………… Maybe.”

“By the way, my hobby also was reading a long time ago, but now it’s Dirk. Observing you, loving you, and occasionally teasing you.”

“There’s no need for the last one, right!?”

“Hey… pfft.”

The big sister’s face cramped… or not. She exploded in laughter. Well… yeah.

“Hah~ that mad eme laugh… sorry. What is a cute point of the Young lady?”

Rosarin’s answer➡I’m not cute

Dirk’s answer➡Everything

“… Dirk, I don’t think I have any cute points.”

“No, you are always cute! Just now, you awkwardly and cutely said that you have no cute points, which was pretty cute! Rather, you are so cute I wanna kiss y—”And the last question.”

The big sister interrupted, yeah… my heart was about to stop, so good job, big sis!

“What does your boyfriend like about you?”

Rosarin’s answer➡My nosiness?

Dirk’s answer➡Everything

“Mr. Dirk, you never told me.”

“I love you inside out.”

“……………… T, thank you.”

He straight-balled it… stop being so direct!! My heart is not keeping up! A, awawawawa! S, someone, save me!

“I found ya guys! How dare you do that to me earlier!”

Here came the frog and his thugs who I feel like should have give up for good. Umm… old man, when are you going to give up?

“Kyaa~ Wolfanea Mask, Wolfanea Shadow, save me~!”

I couldn’t help but shou. Oh my? Are they not coming?

“Tough luck for ya! Those guys are still helping some unsteady old men!”

“Hahahahahaha.”

“Gyaaaah!?”

“What about the old! They were moving so slow!”

“We carried them.”

The old people were having trouble with their heavy luggage, so it seems that they carried the old people with them. That’s a muscly idea!

“Shiet! So there was this way of handling it! Gyaaaaa, don’t comee!!”

“Hahahahahaha!”

“Waaaaaah! Remember this!!”

The frog ran away after being chased by Wolfanea Mask & Shadow.

“1, 2, 3… and I forgot!”

“… What was that about?”

The big sister was dazed by the sudden development.

“I don’t know, but that was the frog and his thugs who are trying to cause trouble around and the passing-by righteous heroes, the Wolfanea Mask and Wolfanea Shadow.”

“…………… I see.”

The big sister gave me a distant look. I’m sorry. I’m mainly sorry about my kids.

Thank you, Wolfanea Mask! Thank you, Wolfanea Shadow! At any rate, please make sure the frog doesn’t come out again! That was the reminder I sent.