Akuyaku Reijou Ni Nanka Narimasen. Watashi Wa『Futsuu』no Koushaku Reijou Desu! - CH 275

Fortune Telling and Frog

“By the way, which one of you fell in love with the other first?”

“I did.”

“Me.”

“Eh?”

“”…………””

“Dirk, I liked you before I even met you.”

“But, you can’t exactly say that was me, no? So, I was the first.”

“No! I first admired you and immediately fell in love with you after. I was appealing to you very passionately right from the start!”

“I, I, too!”

“Whoa, you guys really get along well, huh.”

The big sister laughed at us, which was somewhat embarrassing. We thanked her and said goodbye.

Since we got the ticket, we went to take a look at the place the big sister told us about…

“This is incredible, isn’t it?”

“… Do you want to go elsewhere?”

There was a long line. The line was as long as the line for the three big mountains at the bourgeoisie’s Mouse Land. Rosalia, who is fundamentally too timid, and the Japanese Ria were too unfeeling to go through the queue… I was thinking of going somewhere else, when a guide came and showed us the way.

There is a strange smell of incense being burned. A typical fortune-telling house. The design was mainly black and purple, with an image of a starry sky.

“Hello. What would you like to know?”

I wondered if she was a twin of the woman we had just met. They look exactly alike. There’s nothing I want her to tell me, though. But speaking of fortune-telling on a date…

“Please tell me if I’m compatible with him.”

“Okay. Mix the cards and think about what you want to know.”

Compatibility with Dirk… Compatibility with Dirk… I mixed it while thinking this. The cards were similar to Tarot.

“………… Oh my. Incredible… can you do it one more time?”

The sister then have me try again twice, but the cards were exactly the same. Dirk was anxious. Looking at the card, it doesn’t look like a bad result.

“Amazing… this is my first time seeing this! You guys are destined lovers! No matter what happens, you will be together and stay together! I have been a fortune-teller for a long time, and I’ve never seen anything like it. You are the best match I’ve ever seen!”

“Destined lovers…”

Dirk’s cheeks flushed like a maiden’s. I’m happy for you. I’m happy myself, too.

“Oh, but there are hints of differences and misunderstandings in the future. It’s important to talk things out. For the sake of the other person, too.”

“Okay, I understand.”

“… Would you like me to read your futures as well?”

“… I don’t mind, but…”

Wouldn’t it be impossible? While thinking so, Dirk mixed the cards.

“!?”

“… That’s.”

“Oh, as I thought.”

The sister paled, Dirk was surprised, and it went exactly as I thought.

All the cards were completely black. I don’t know if the cards are enchanted or if she possesses a Revelation, but it would be impossible to foresee or predict the future for those of us who are involved with Evil.

“This means that it is impossible to divine?”

I picked up a black card and flickered it around in my hand.

“Yes… that’s right. It’s not possible for me to foresee.”

“Dirk, it will be fine. It’s probably the same reason why Rosalia is not being able to predict the future. Besides, no matter what happens, I’ll get the future I desire.”

I smiled at the anxious Dirk.

“… Right. That’s what we are working towards.”

We spontaneously took each other’s hands and joined our foreheads together.

“We will be okay.”

“Together, we will do just fine.”

Our overlapping voices made me smile.

“Yes. Just because you can’t predict it, doesn’t mean your future will not be full of happiness. Here you go.”

The sister handed us beautiful cards.

“It’s a happiness charm. It is said to purge bad things.”

I took one talisman(?) for me and one for Dirk, thanked her, and left her.

The time was just right, so Dirk and I had lunch. We laid out a sheet on the grass in the town park and prepared our lunches. I was secretly touched by Dirk’s casual assistance… and all was ready!

“Dirk, say ahh~”

As usual, I fed Dirk in his lap.

“Rosarin, say ahh~”

Maybe it’s because there was no one else in the park, but Dirk was all flirty with me. Wow… so happy! The bliss of watching Dirk happily eat his food up close… it was worth the effort I put in all morning!

“Rosarin’s food…”

Dirk was chewing on his food in a bliss. It’s no exaggeration to say that… I live for moments like this.

“I’m happy seeing you eat so delightfully.”

“… Is that so?”

“Yes. It makes me glad I made it. I’m just happy seeing you laugh, but in comparison, seeing you eating the meals I makes me even happier. I love it when you eat so delightfully.”

“… A, au…… Rosarin, just what should I do? I, if you tell me things like this, I won’t be able to taste the food you made…”

Dirk turned bright red down his neck. No, even if you ask me…

“I like to spoil and pamper you, and I want to tease you occasionally. I also want to get spoiled myself once in a while.”

“There’ no need for the teasing, right!?”

“It’s my life’s work.”

“Change it right this instant!”

“Even though you are happy getting teased.”

“Ugh………… once in a while, okay?”

He replied positively while blushing. How cute…

“I heard you. Here, say ahh~”

“… Delish…!?”

“Fufu… thank you for the meal.”

I kissed him unexpectedly. Dirk turned bright red as he chewed.

“Geez…!”

Immediately after Dirk swallowed the rice in his mouth, my vision flipped.

“Whoah!?”

H, have I gone too far!? I got pushed down!! No matter that there are no people around, this is still outside, okay!? Moreover, I have not erected a barrier…

“Nu……!?”

T, the kiss is too deep! I’m lo, losing strength… not good, not good, not good!

“Wa, wait…”

At least… at least the barrier…… however, Dirk licked his lips… how sexy… or not! He’s not listening.

“Rosarin, you are so cute…”

“Hiyowaaaaaah…”

Nono, this is not good, okay! Although I was thinking that more than this wouldn’t be good, I had no time to erect a barrier. So, someone, save me! While thinking so…

“I finally found ya………!? W, what are you doing!? How indecent! S, so you were a lolicon!?”

Dear Frog, you saved me there, but you chose your words wrong!

“…………”

Ah, Dirk snapped. To call him lolicon so nonchalantly… is bad! He might tear the Frog from limb to limb!

“S, save me! Wolfanea Mask, Wolfanea Shadow!!”

I am quite serious about asking for help. The Frog is in trouble! Help the Frog, not me! The thugs noticed that Dirk was acting strangely, and they were freaking out.

“T, they are not coming!?”

“Fuhahaha, they’re being held by those naughty brats! They must be having fun right now!”

“Kuh…!”

Both of them are rather fond of children…as expected, they won’t be able to mercilessly shake off the children and come. Rather, please understand that it is you who is in danger, Frog!!

“Please don’t worry!”

“Wolfanea Shadow!?”

“…… I am not that popular with children, so I left them with fa… Wolfanea Mask.”

It was a very sad Wolfanea Shadow. M, my children are very fond of you, okay! They also like Geraldin-san because he can play roughly, but I know that they like you for your gentle demeanor towards them!

“I, it’s just difficult to understand your good qualities at first glance, Wolfanea Shadow! I’m always grateful to you, okay!”

“Ojousama…”

“Take care of Mr. Frog and others! I will do something about Dirk myself!”

“Hah?”

Frog and his thugs couldn’t comprehend.

“My mate has snapped because you have obstructed our flirty time! Run away if you don’t want to die! I would also like to avoid bloodbath on this day!”

“!?”

The Frog and his thugs understood the situation and ran away at once. You are too slow! Read the mood earlier!

“…… Kill.”

“Waitwaitwait!”

“Hey! Dirk-sama!? Throwing knives is out of question!”

Jash protected the Frog and his thugs. He somehow managed to strike down the knife.

I, I’m forced to use my secret technique!!

“Dirk… I was also enjoying the date. I wanted you to enjoy this bent too, so I packed all the dishes that you particularly like… that’s why I want you to eat everything…… okay?”

“Kuh!!”

“Guha!”

The effect was perfect (for the third time today).

I don’t care what you think, but Jash was also agonizing over how cute his Ojousama was… while staring at Dirk with jealousy. And inwardly, I was writhing in embarrassment over my spoiled tone of voice.

Dirk curled up and writhed on the ground. He was so happy. Let’s just make him forget about Frog.

“Dirk, say ahh~”

“A, ahh~”

“Is it good?”

“… Yeah.”

I smiled back at Dirk who was smiling bashfully.

“Dirk, I’m happy.”

“Yes… me too.”

Wolfanea Shadow who was able to read the mood disappeared, and we were able to spend our lunchtime happily.