Am I God - v2 Chapter 1120

“Hello, what’s your opinion on the game?”

“I think the skill design is very unreasonable. For example, Luban No. 7, he fired a bullet, why does the person who was hit seem to be fine.”

“Uh… it’s okay to mean…”

“Shouldn’t the person hit by the bullet slow down, fall to the ground, and bleed?”

“Also, as a robot, Luban No. 7, I think it’s reasonable for him to be slashed hundreds of times by swords, sticks, etc. without dying.”

“And as a robot, it’s reasonable for him to repair himself and restore blood to himself, right?”

“This…”

“In short, this is my opinion on your game. I hope you will treat it seriously. If it can make the game more reasonable, I will also help push the version number of the new game.”

On the sofa, after typing the last line of words, Matcha withdrew her paws in satisfaction, licked her meat pads, and thought to herself, “This time, I should pay more attention to using Zhao Yao’s WeChat account to give advice to them, right? Now? Glory of Kings is so unbalanced, it won’t be able to play if you don’t modify it properly.”

The latte on the side looked at the matcha with a shocked expression: “Dad, you can directly change the glory of the king?”

“What does it mean to change the glory of the king?” Matcha patted the phone and said, “This is Zhao Yao’s WeChat account. If I press down with my paw, I can change the whole world in an instant.”

“Ah!!!” Latte looked at the matcha in shock, and the orange hairs all over her body stood up.

Matcha smiled smugly, touched the latte’s head and said, “Now you know how good your dad is.”

On the other corner of the sofa, Lightning flipped lazily on the sofa, glanced at the matcha and latte, and thought to himself: ‘This guy is lying to his son again, alas, the New Year is really boring, lying down and not wanting to do anything. ’

Mao Lao, who was brushing on the Moments, suddenly made a strange cry and shouted, “Damn it, come and see, someone is celebrating Yu Wan’s birthday in Mao Lecheng today, and the thick noodles have sent the photos to Moments.”

Lightning: “Happy birthday to Yu Wan?”

Matcha: “Didn’t he just have his birthday last month?”

Mao Lao was shocked: “Wow, it’s a rich female cat who gave Yu Wan her fifth birthday this time. She also said that she would make up for the previous ones. From one year old to five years old, each year will give a birthday present. ”

The super cats around were immediately shocked, and Matcha quickly opened the circle of friends and looked at the pictures and content above.

“The five-year-old birthday gift turned out to be 500,000??” The more you look at the matcha, the more unbalanced you are: “The fourth-year-old’s birthday gift is golden cat litter?!”

His expression became distorted, and he silently pressed Share, Friends, Elvis Lili…

“Comfortable.”

After a while, the old cat screamed again: “Wow! Lili has gone to Mao Lecheng!”

“Wow, she stormed into a birthday party!”

“Wow! Fishball’s leg was broken!”

Just as the cats watched the update of the thick-faced Moments with interest, the door opened and Yuanyuan walked in slowly.

Matcha’s eyes widened, his teeth bared, his tail raised, and he shouted, “This is our Jin Maowei site, why are you here?”

“Don’t worry, I’m not looking for you to fight today.” Yuanyuan collapsed on the sofa, curling up slowly: “Alas, this year is not a good one, the annual meeting of our cat factory is still held at the food stall at the street corner. of.”

Matcha’s mind flashed a group of cats eating at a food stall, and twitched the corners of his mouth: “Is it so miserable?”

“Of course!” Yuanyuan said, “Don’t you know how fierce the competition between super cats is now? Especially those alien cats also come to Earth to work and have to pay Zhao Yao’s money back. Now Jianghai’s grass and cat cafes , and major companies like to invite alien cats!

Even Mao Lecheng has the most clocks on alien cats! The employment pressure of local cats is very high! ”

Having said that, Yuanyuan sighed: “A cat like you who stays at home and plays games all day, doesn’t understand the sadness of a social cat at all.”

“Uh…” Matcha recalled her memories of struggling with Huang Niba on the street: “It’s alright, I feel it’s quite easy to live on the street, and I have something to eat and drink every day.”

“And isn’t there Zhao Yao’s signboard? Even if you don’t work, as long as you find a platform to get a small loan every day, they still dare to ask you to repay the money?”

“Where are the small loan platforms…” Yuanyuan sighed: “Before Zhao Yao went to the aliens to fight monsters this time, he drained all the small loan platforms.”

Matcha: “…”

At this moment, the door was pushed open again, and the briquettes walked in with a dejected expression.

“Oh, it’s been a tough year.” Brittle looked at the matcha and said, “Matcha! Help the kittens, buy some briquettes and catnip.”

“Catnip doesn’t sell well?” Matcha said in surprise, “No way?”

The briquettes said worriedly: “Alas, with such a large supply, even if the entire dimensional stomach bag is used to earn catnip, it will not be able to supply. Using fake products will lead to a decline in quality, and fewer people will buy them.”

“I already said that your product categories are too single.” Matcha said: “You can push a tiger bone medicine mint next year to create the concept of healthy catnip.”

Coalball: “Tiger bone?”

Matcha: “Of course it’s fake, do you understand the gimmick? As long as you can’t eat a dead cat, you will blow it hard, baldness, stomach nourishment, hair loss, sterilization, stomatitis are effective, cure all diseases, and live a hundred years. .”

The briquettes hesitated: “What should I do if someone exposes it?”

Matcha patted his chest and said, “What are you afraid of when it’s exposed? I’ll use Zhao Yao’s WeChat to call the police and let them arrest the exposed person.”

“Tiger bone…” Latte whispered, “Salmon is better. I want to eat canned salmon.”

“I’ll go back and think about it.” Brilliant nodded thoughtfully, and complained again: “Alas, and now all the super cats under my command have to pay social security, none of them will take cash or work. Positive. That day I wanted a red envelope to work overtime, but he resigned directly, squatting at home every day to collect rent for 30 houses…”

Matcha was shocked: ‘The red envelope is so rich? ! How did you do it? 30 houses, he must be having a good time now. ‘ Matcha’s mind couldn’t help but imagine the present day of red envelopes.

…

On the big flat floor in the city center, the red envelope held a can of 1982 in one hand, and touched the female cat around him with a smile: “In 1982, the sardines were very sunny, the temperature rose, and the ocean currents warmed, resulting in sardines. They are very excited, the amount of exercise has increased, and the taste is very plump, you come and taste it.”

…

Just when Matcha was fantasizing about the life of a red envelope.

boom…

Elizabeth opened the door, followed by Diana, Caesar, and Ekaterina.

“It’s been a tough year.”

Matcha: “What happened to you?”

Elizabeth said fiercely: “Humans are a bunch of stupid animals!”

Diana: “Our fans are going to be halved! It’s all because Zhao Yao refuses to pay taxes! He also said we owe 800 million in taxes!”

“Zhao Yao doesn’t pay taxes…”

Matcha: “Damn! How could he do something so inconsistent with the core values ​​of socialism?”

He turned his head, looked at the cats and said, “You guys remember that in the new year, don’t forget to pay taxes! Whoever doesn’t pay taxes and doesn’t become a good cat that responds to the call of the country and abides by the construction of socialist spiritual civilization, I will cut it down. His whole family!”

Ekaterina: “It’s not just this problem, but because the catgirls made their debut, what are they called 110 Catgirls, and they robbed us a lot of fans.”

“Damn!” Caesar slapped the ground with a paw: “They have cat ears and naiko, we can’t compare!”

Elizabeth said quietly: “Men don’t have a good thing, they still like Lai Zi in the end.”

“Eh?” Latte whispered, “Can anyone help me open a can of salmon?”

The super cats complained to each other and lamented the cold winter of the new year.

At this moment, Matcha saw her WeChat light up.

“Zhao Yao, I’m Xiao Ming! Recently, the Hammer Company and the Little Yellow Car I invested in are struggling to turn around and have no money. But I met a boss Jia, and his electric car developed in the United States is very good, you Would you like to invest some money together?”

After seeing it, Matcha remembered that she was logged in to Zhao Yao’s WeChat, and suddenly blocked Xiao Ming silently.

boom!

The door was knocked open, and the milk tea said anxiously: “It’s not good! We have a problem with the vaccine!”

Lightning: “What?!”

Milk tea: “It’s all fake vaccines!”

Matcha: “Damn! Even cats lie!”

The latte shuddered: “Do you need another injection?”

Milk Tea said, “It’s okay, I have already arranged for the pet hospital. After the Spring Festival, everyone will go for injections together.”

“I won’t play until after the New Year.” Latte breathed a sigh of relief, and then shouted: “Can anyone help me open a can of salmon first? I can’t open it.”

Hearing the news of the vaccine, the atmosphere of the cats became even more gloomy.

But right here, with a bang again, Bai Quan opened the door and walked in.

Matcha said numbly: “Isn’t there something else…”

Bai Quan looked at the plane and said, “The plane! When you went to the United States with me last time to play, did you force a female cat?”

“No… No…” The plane said quickly, “That’s why she heard that I was Zhao Yao’s cat, so she came to find me first!”

Bai Quan squinted his eyes and said, “Everyone has already sued you. The United States is currently engaged in anti-cat harassment activities. If your matter becomes too big, it will affect a lot of Maolecheng’s investment. You and I can meet in two days. Let’s go to the United States to file a lawsuit together.”

“Also, if you want to lose money, it will be deducted from your future wages.”

airplane:”…”

“Alas.” Matcha sighed, “It’s getting worse and worse these days.”

“Alas.” Yuanyuan: “Now even the cat herbs and cat medicines are fake. It hasn’t been distributed these days.”

Briquette: “The New Year is so boring.”

Latte: “Who the **** helped me open a can of salmon?! Angry!”

At this moment, a big hand suddenly stretched out from the void, and placed an open can of salmon in front of the latte.

Then the other palm pressed against Matcha’s head and rubbed vigorously.

“Are you obedient at home?”

Seeing the figure that suddenly appeared in front of them, the cats in the house were all excited, and they all gathered around them, and the meowing sound resounded throughout the room for a while.

“Zhao Yao!” Matcha rubbed Zhao Yao’s big hand hard: “Why are you back! Didn’t you fight little monsters in aliens?”

“I have to come back for the new year.” Zhao Yao smiled and scratched Elizabeth’s chin with the other hand. Lightning, Yuanyuan, and Diana all squeezed up, stood up, and some stretched out their claws. On Zhao Yao’s lap, he raised his small head, waiting for his chin to be rubbed.

Yuanyuan: “Zhao Yao Zhao Yao! Touch me! Touch me too!”

Elizabeth: “Zhao Yao! I want a hug!”

Diana: “Zhao Yao Zhao Yao! You haven’t brushed me for a long time!”

The cats filled Zhao Yao’s body in a blink of an eye, and the negative atmosphere just now was swept away in an instant.

Bai Quan sat down on the sofa beside him, looked at Zhao Yao surrounded by cats, and smiled.

“Although the world is difficult, although there are a lot of **** things, and although I usually fight, I still want to be with the people closest to me during the Chinese New Year. As long as everyone is still together, we will be able to overcome any difficulties. ’

Zhao Yao on the other side glanced around, then his ears shook slightly, then looked at Bai Quan and asked, “Where are Zhao Xue and Mom and Dad? Why aren’t they here?”

“Zhao Xue…” Cold sweat broke out suddenly on Bai Quan’s head, he hesitated and said, “She took her uncle and aunt to Las Vegas for a tour…”

“To travel to Las Vegas?” Zhao Yao snorted and said, “She is going to pick up money, who dares to win her money? Really, take my parents to gamble for money, she can think of the loss.”

Half an hour later, Zhao Xue was grabbed out of the space door, and then she fell to her knees and hugged Zhao Yao’s thigh: “Brother! Your sister is poor! I really have no money. That’s how I came up with this!”

“Your monthly allowance is 50,000 yuan, isn’t that enough? When I was your age, I still ate instant noodles every day. Now, I started from scratch in just a few years, and I have made a lot of business, just by working hard. A word, can’t you learn from me?”

Zhao Xue thought for a while, and the next moment she had transformed into a catwoman. She pointed to her cat ears and said, “I’ll let you touch it, don’t be angry, okay?”

“Who do you think I am! Feeling happy when you touch your sister?!” Zhao Yao stared, grabbing Zhao Xue’s cat ears and rubbing: “You give me a good reflection! I will stay in the next six months. Don’t go out of the house!”

Hearing that she was not allowed to go out for half a year, Zhao Xue widened her eyes happily: “Really?”

“You’re not allowed to play with your phone yet.”

Zhao Xue: “…”

At this moment, Zhao Ma came out: “Okay, okay, don’t scold Zhao Xue first, come to the New Year’s Eve dinner, and then scold after eating.”

Zhao Xue: “…”

Milk Tea also helped out with the cat rice: “It’s time to eat!”

The cats moved when they heard the wind, Zhao’s father, Zhao’s mother, Zhao Xue, Zhao Yao, and Bai Quan also sat at the dinner table.

Matcha gulps down the cat rice, and wagging his tail happily: “Today’s cat rice is delicious!”

Zhao Yao: “That’s not it. With the addition of the alien dry goods I brought from the Long Maozong, the cats there like to eat it.”

Mango dragged the rice bowl all the way over, then rubbed his head against Zhao Yao’s trouser legs, then squatted at Zhao Yao’s feet and started to eat.

Latte: “Wow! It’s on par with canned salmon!”

Milk tea: “Latte! Don’t eat it so fast! You forgot how badly you vomited last time!”

While eating ~www.mtlnovel.com~, Elizabeth thought: “Today’s meal is really delicious.”

Yu Wan pushed open the door and cautiously climbed in.

Ares: “Yo, fish balls, you are here, didn’t you break your leg?”

“Of course it’s fake.” Yu Wan said, “I’ll be rubbing on your side for this year’s New Year’s Eve dinner.”

Lightning hurriedly greeted: “Come on, let’s make fish **** for us to eat together!”

Briquette: “Hmph, scum cat.”

“Hey, Xiaoyu?” Zhao Yao took the phone, glanced at Yu Wan and nodded: “Well, it’s fine, I’m here. I’ll see you at your house in two days. Happy New Year.”

After hanging up the phone and seeing how everyone was eating deliciously, Zhao Yao smiled slightly, raised his tea cup and said, “Everyone, Happy New Year!”

“Happy New Year!”