As a Captain, You Must Be Cold - Chapter 61
Yu Zhaohan spent a lot of time on the question of whether he was **** or not, but the two methods he tried were unreliable. Reason told him that now is not the time to be anxious about such things. Flying to South Korea tomorrow, he has more important things to do. Since Shi Du begged him not to cause trouble, he just had a rest.
“Okay,” Yu Zhaohan said, “Shi Du pack your luggage, I’m going back to my room.”
Shi Du laughed out angrily: “I’m still packing my luggage, I’ll pack you first.” He opened the drawer, took out the hair dryer, “Come here.”
Yu Zhaohan felt that Shi Du was a bit stupid: “Thank you, but my hair dryer is not malfunctioning, I wet myself on purpose to test you, can’t you see?”
“…Then come here too.” Shi Du pulled the gaming chair over, “Sit down.”
Yu Zhaohan was sitting on the gaming chair, Shi Du not only helped him dry his hair, but also used a hair dryer to blow on his half-wet t-shirt.
Yu Zhaohan meekly let Shidu toss about. He saw an open box on the ground, and threw a few sets of clothes randomly in the box, and said, “I’m worried that playing in Korea will be too stressful, so I want to take my dinosaur pajamas with me.”
“you bring.”
“But the dinosaur pajamas are too big to fit in the box,” Yu Zhaohan said, “and in Korea, everyone lives together, so it’s easy to be spotted wearing dinosaur pajamas.”
Shi Du said absently, “What do you want?”
Yu Zhaohan looked eagerly at the three **** on Shidu’s computer table: “I want to bring some other decompression tools.”
Don’t look at Shi Du who is always dragging and tugging outside, in fact, he also has times of great pressure. Yu Zhaohan knew that he would play ball when he was under a lot of pressure. He once wanted to change Shi Du’s WeChat note to “playing ball king”, but Shi Du refused.
When Shi Du saw Yu Zhaohan’s eyes, he knew what he was thinking. “I can bring toys to help you relieve stress, such as **** and ducks.” Shi Du said, “But you have to promise me that you won’t mess around anymore, understand?”
Yu Zhaohan hesitated, “What if I really want to make trouble?”
“Then say hello to me in advance.” Shi Du turned off the hair dryer, and rubbed Yu Zhaohan’s head ruthlessly, “Anyway, we can’t make it easier for others.”
Yu Zhaohan responded obediently: “Okay.”
At half past nine the next morning, the living room on the first floor was full of people. Since everyone from R.H moved into this villa, the living room in the morning has never been so lively.
“Check your ID card, passport, mobile phone wallet, underwear…remember to bring more underwear.” Lao Tan babbled like an old woman, wandering around, “Timeless, why are you lying on the sofa again? Salute and pack up ?”
Shi Du yawned: “Yes.”
The little duck and the three **** were put into his suitcase by Yu Zhaohan himself.
“Then put your legs away, it’s too in the way—where did Cheese go?”
As soon as the words fell, Cheese jumped back from the outside. “I entrusted Xiaogui to the brothers of the next-door academy team.” Cheese felt sad, “This is the first time Xiaokui has been away from me for so long, I don’t know if he can adapt.”
Lao Tan counted the number of people: “Everyone is here – let’s go!”
Yu Zhaohan said: “Timeless, go help Qi Xian with luggage.”
Shi Du stood up. Qi Xian laughed and said, “Why are you so delicate, I can do it myself.”
Cheese noticed a strange figure in the pink team uniform, and asked curiously, “Huh? Who is this?”
“Physiotherapist.” Lao Tan rushed to explain, “The little boss is worried that you have trained too hard in Korea, so he specially hired a physical therapist to massage your waist and rub your hands.”
This physiotherapist was recommended by Qi Xian’s attending doctor, and the price is not cheap. He will follow R.H to Korea so that he is always on call.
Cheese was touched and said: “The little boss is too kind to us, I have to send him a WeChat confession.”
Qi Xian stopped him with a smile: “The little boss has a boyfriend, don’t create a family crisis for him.”
“The little boss and the lady boss won’t misunderstand this.” Cheese said so, but he still listened to Qi Xian’s words and didn’t send Li Yuexi a WeChat message.
It was rare to wake up so early, and everyone was so sleepy that they fell asleep on the way to the airport. When they got off the bus, they all became sleepy dogs. They boarded the plane like walking corpses, and continued to sleep after sitting still.
Yu Zhaohan, Jiang Di and Lu Youshan were the only three conscious people. Yu Zhaohan was watching the video of the game, when a bullet box popped up in the app of a question-and-answer community:
[Your question “How to tell if a person is gay” has a new answer, come and take a look~]
Yu Zhaohan clicked into the app, and saw a different judgment method that can be called curve saving the country, and he felt that it made some sense, at least it looked more reliable than the theory of white socks and eyes.
Yu Zhaohan wanted to share this answer with Shi Du, but when he turned around and saw that Shi Du was fast asleep, he didn’t bother him.
Two hours later, the plane landed at Seoul Incheon International Airport. After leaving the airport, the driver that Lao Tan had contacted in advance was already waiting. R.H’s schedule in South Korea is relatively intensive, basically one or two games a week, and sometimes he will go to Busan to play games. Lao Tan disliked the badness of ordinary hotels, so he chose a luxury homestay after thousands of choices. It’s only half the size of their base, but at least everyone can train together.
“Do you know where Guangzhou ZC wants to stay when they come to Korea?” Lao Tan lowered his voice, “I heard that it is a chain of fast hotels, and the environment is comparable to the exam court in Korean dramas.”
When the club goes to a non-home city to play games, the league officials will subsidize air tickets and hotel expenses. But if you want to provide players with a good rest environment, this subsidy is definitely not enough.
“Why are you talking to us in a low voice?” Shi Du said, “There is no one from ZC here.”
Old Tan said “tsk”: “Then I created an atmosphere of gossip.”
Cheese couldn’t bear to say: “The boss of zc really lacks great virtue. Can’t the young master help them? Just like you helped R.H back then, go to the alliance to file a complaint and let the authorities take compulsory measures against the boss of zc.”
Shi Du said, “I can’t.”
“Why?”
“Didn’t I tell you?” Shi Duyun said calmly, “My family and I have fallen out a long time ago, don’t call me young master from now on.”
Cheese and the others looked at each other.
Yu Zhaohan knew a thing or two about Shi Du’s family. Shi Du and his parents had already gotten into such a tense fight because of playing professionally. If Shi Du was really gay, he would really be disinherited.
There are a total of five rooms in the villa, six players plus others, so two people just share a room. Lao Tan was afraid that they would not be used to sharing the same bed with his teammates, so he told the owner of the hotel in advance that he wanted an extra bed, and there were two beds in each room.
Yu Zhaohan and Shi Du’s family has long been written into R.H’s constitution, and no one will object to it. As soon as Shi Du put Yu Zhaohan’s ducklings on the bedside table, he heard Lao Tan yelling from downstairs: “Someone from the Alliance is here for an interview, Timeless, come down and talk some trash!”
The pre-match trash talk session is an old tradition in e-sports. The harder you talk trash, the more embarrassing you lose, and you will be nailed to the pillar of shame for at least one season.
The attitude of most players towards this kind of link is as if they are forced to do business. Talking a hundred words of trash and talking about it is not as good as blowing up on the field.
Yu Zhaohan is one of the few players who like trash talk. “I’m so envious of you, you can talk trash.” Yu Zhaohan said longingly, “Old Tan never lets me talk trash.”
Shi Du just smiled: “What do you want to say, I’ll help you say it later.”
The official sent by the league to interview them was Alva, a Chinese-American. Alva speaks Chinese very fluently, looks good, walks in American hip-hop style, and is very good at playing.
Two people are enough to talk trash, Lao Tan entrusts Shi Du and Qi Xian with this arduous task. alva asked: “Why not let Shine speak? He is the most popular one.”
“Your words are outrageous, does Shine look like someone who can talk trash?” Lao Tan said, “Don’t worry, Timeless is as handsome as Timeless, fans will definitely buy it.”
The interview took place in the villa’s garden. The photographer set up the camera, and the makeup artist gave Cheese a simple make-up.
Qi Xian adhered to the principle of being a human being and staying on the front line, and said this: “There are many ‘strong teams’ in South Korea, and every strong team will have flaws. As long as you are prepared, it is not difficult to win…”
Shi Du has a different style of painting: “I didn’t study the opponent much, because it was unnecessary; maybe I was used to my captain’s marksmanship, and didn’t think Korean snipers were so accurate; I was looking forward to the game in Korea, and I hope the Korean network doesn’t Delay…Finally, convey two words to my teammates: You may not understand it, but I am so awesome. And you can only watch.”
After the interview, Alva walked straight to Yu Zhaohan, smiled and said, “Hey Shine, are you free tonight?”
Shi Du narrowed his eyes in displeasure.
Yu Zhaohan frowned: “What’s the matter?”
“I want to buy you a drink.” Alva winked at him, “Just the two of us.”
Yu Zhaohan vaguely understood something, his voice was slightly cold: “No.”
Alva was not embarrassed when she was rejected, she smiled and said, “Then wait until you win the competition before making an appointment, come on.”
After the interview team left, Qi Xian suddenly said: “Alva is gay.”
Both Yu Zhaohan and Shi Du were taken aback, and asked in unison: “How do you know?”
“Why didn’t I know?” Qi Xian said, “He has already come out on Twitter.”
“Ah, here,” Cheese was also taken aback, “How dare he?”
Qi Xian laughed and said, “There’s nothing to be afraid of. How long has it been since same-sex marriage was legalized throughout the United States.”
Yu Zhaohan fell into silence.
The two returned to the room. Shi Du slammed the door with a stomach full of displeasure: “That alva just now…”
“Shi Du,” Yu Zhaohan said in disbelief, “I seem to be gay.”
Shi Du paused: “Where did this come from?”
Yu Zhaohan complained again: “You hugged me so many times and called me wife again, but in the end I got bent, and you didn’t, it’s not fair.”
“Why are you slandering me again?” Shi Du was a little anxious, “You say I’m not crooked, do you have evidence?”
Yu Zhaohan said, “Did you know that there are radars among **** men?”
Shi Du resigned himself to his fate and said, “Tell me, what did you read online?”
“A senior **** man said that the most efficient way to judge whether a person is **** is to get to know a **** first, and then let the **** help you. Because gays have a very keen sense of smell for the same kind, any deep closet, bend and not Boys who know themselves will be seen through by them at a glance.” Yu Zhaohan said in a deep voice, “That alva just struck up a conversation with me, but he has no interest in you at all. Doesn’t this mean that he saw that I am gay, you Is it straight?”
Shi Du was tired and didn’t have the strength to argue with Yu Zhaohan too much. He said without love: “Do you want me to kneel down and beg you? You want you to speak up, I can kneel. Don’t torture me, really.”
Yu Zhaohan didn’t know why, so he comforted him: “Shi Du… Shi Du, don’t be in such pain…”
Shi Du’s reaction made Yu Zhaohan feel that he was wrong again, but he didn’t know where he was wrong. He has tried his best to think, but he is still a little stupid when it comes to things other than being a good captain. But he believes that as long as he is given time, he will be able to figure it out.
Yu Zhaohan’s reassurance had an effect, successfully making his younger brother laugh.
Shi Du grinned his teeth: “You know I’m in pain.”
At this time, their mobile phones vibrated at the same time, and it was Lao Tan who spoke in the group.
[Old Tan: The official blog posted a Weibo opening, you all forward it to me]
【Old Tan: Everyone】
Yu Zhaohan opened Weibo, and swiped to R.H’s official blog:
[Shanghai R.H E-sports Club: All members arrived in Seoul and started a new journey! 】
The accompanying picture is a photo taken at Incheon Airport. Six of them came out of the checkpoint, wearing the same team uniform. He walked in the front, as if leading a group of younger brothers, full of momentum.
[R.H come on! Go, go, go! 】
[My brother Qi’s red hair has grown again, and Cheese’s face has become round again]
[Fuck, jiang is actually taller than Timeless? It’s two meters away]
[I love you, Shine. ps: I’m not gay, I’m just Shine gay~]
Yu Zhaohan stared at the words “Shine Sex”, as if he had been hit on the head by an apple, and the Tianling Gai was consecrated.
He grabbed Shi Du’s arm suddenly: “Shi Du, I, I have completely enlightened.”
Shi Du didn’t want to talk to the idiot at all, he was afraid that he would faint because of high blood pressure: “Oh, you’ve enlightened again, haven’t you just finished enlightenment?”
Yu Zhaohan said: “Don’t you ask me what I realized?”
Shi Du threw out the word “Don’t ask”, and didn’t hear Yu Zhaohan’s voice for a long time, and even lost the strength to grab his arm. He raised his head and saw Yu Zhaohan looking at him silently, with a bit of sadness hidden in his eyes.
“I’m sorry, I’ll ask right away.” Shi Du hurriedly put away his phone, and asked patiently and gently, “May I ask what did Yuyu realize?”
With a cold face, Yu Zhao said lightly, “Forget it, I don’t want you to ask.”
“Don’t be angry, Yuyu, I was wrong.” Shi Du coaxed him, “I’ll listen carefully to what you say, okay?”
Yu Zhaohan’s face softened slightly: “Okay.”
“Then how do you want to experiment this time?”
“I don’t want to experiment, because whether we are **** or not is not the key to the problem.” Yu Zhaohan said, “The key is whether you like me, I like you or not—I’m not talking about likes between teammates, It’s the love between the little boss and the boss’s wife. I may not be gay, I’m ‘you’, and I only like you.”
Shi Du was slightly taken aback, he didn’t expect Yu Zhaohan to really realize the idea, and praised: “Awesome wife, you really have realized it.”
Yu Zhaohan regretted that he had done too much useless work: “If you like someone, you will want to have intimate contact with him from the bottom of your heart. This has nothing to do with whether you are **** or not. For example, you want to kiss him, want to take a bath with him. But you don’t want to Kiss me, I asked you if you want to take a bath with me and you still beat me…you don’t like me at all. “
Shi Du choked for breath, and blurted out resignedly: “Who said I don’t want to?”
Yu Zhaohan was stunned: “Did you say it yourself last time?”
“I’m thinking about it now.” While Shi Du was going all out, he still used an arrogant tone to cover up his nervousness and youthfulness, “I want to kiss you and take a bath with you.”
Yu Zhaohan’s world-weary face didn’t change at first glance, but he had to get very close to find that his indifferent pupils were much bigger than usual, the tips of his ears moved and moved, and there was a faint blush.
Shi Du, who was stronger in his life, finally regained control of the field. Thinking back to how flustered and flustered he was by the idiot captain in the past two days, as if he had a lump in his throat and doubted his life as an idiot, Shi Du felt elated and felt refreshed as a slave turned over.
Yu Zhaohan realized, so did he. Join if you can’t beat him. The best way to deal with a pretty straight-talking captain is to be handsome and more straight-talking than him.
Shi Du took a step forward, taking advantage of the victory and chasing after him and asked, “What about you? Do you want to be kissed by me?”
Yu Zhaohan said: “You have already asked this question last time, I…”
Shi Du interrupted him: “Don’t **** tell me about last time, I’ll talk about now.”
Yu Zhaohan took half a step back, opened and closed his lips, but did not make any sound.
Shi Du raised his eyebrows: “Speak up, wife.”
The word “wife” caused the temperature in Yu Zhaohan’s ears to rise another 10 degrees, and his little ears were almost smoking. Fortunately, he has been pretending for many years, and has the self-control that he is proud of, so that he will not lose control on the surface in various situations.
“Now? I don’t know, I haven’t thought about it.” Yu Zhaohan said, “Please give me some time to think, okay?”
The disappointment in Shi Du’s eyes flashed away, and he quickly put on a calm and strong look without arrogance or impetuosity.
“Okay.” The boy said coolly, “Then don’t **** think about being **** in the future, you just need to think about one thing – do you want me to kiss you? When do you think about it, you Tell me and I’ll kiss you.”