As a Captain, You Must Be Cold - Chapter 66
Lu Youshan didn’t know that Yu Zhaohan had looked for the alligator, and he still couldn’t forget the alligator, so he urged Lao Tan to contact the manager of zc.
“It’s easy to handle,” Old Tan said, “Boss Zc can make a lot of money now, as long as the price we offer satisfies him, the head coach Zc will still sell it.”
Yu Zhaohan said: “The alligator will not come to R.H, at least not this season.”
Lu Youshan stared at him: “How do you know?”
Yu Zhaohan pretended to be coercive: “Intuition.”
“Ah?” Old Tan was a little strange, “Before you asked me about Zc’s address, I thought you wanted to have a face-to-face interview with him, didn’t you?”
This small overturn was calmly resolved by Yu Zhaohan: “I went to see him to test my intuition.”
Old Tan said: “Oh oh oh.”
Lao Tan thought to himself: Shine hasn’t cut her hair for a long time, and the strands of hair almost cover her eyes. Shine is so pretty.
Lu Youshan still didn’t give up, thinking of stealing people by stealth, he was sent back to the room by Lao Tan to force him to calm down.
Alligator couldn’t come to R.H, and Lao Tan also regretted it: “It’s so rare to have a coach like Alligator who dares to innovate and has an optimistic attitude. If he doesn’t come, the psychological work of the players can only be done by the two of us.”
Yu Zhaohan said: “Enough.”
R.H’s next game will be against cobra. One of the two teams is No. 1 in the Eastern Division and the other is struggling on the edge of the playoffs. In theory, R.H won the game without any pressure. But R.H is practicing extra. In Cheese’s words, there is no 3-0 cobra. He has no face to play training games with zc’s brothers, let alone Weibo.
There are still a few days before the competition, fans on Weibo are as anxious as fathers waiting outside the delivery room.
[I’m so anxious, I’m so anxious, why don’t you come on Saturday]
[The last game was against Guangzhou zc, and the next game was against Shanghai R.H. Are you happy? Busan cobra e-sports club]
[Looking forward to R.H’s revenge for the brother team! 】
[Suggest R.H to come to a wave of “teaching barbarians to learn skills to control barbarians”, so that cobra will only occupy points and not kill people, fuck]
[Farewell, why should R.H avenge zc’s revenge? If zc still has the backbone, he should come back with his first win if he is second to last in the next game]
In the evening, R.H played a training match with zc. zc missed the playoffs this season, and they will have to wait until next year if they want to play against R.H in the official arena. The alligator doesn’t have to worry about exposing tactics at all, and fights R.H with whatever he has. After three maps, R.H scored three points without a doubt.
Lu Youshan showed them the data of everyone in the training match. Cheese looked at his healing amount every ten minutes, bit his nails and said, “It’s strange, I remember that I couldn’t breastfeed me so much with ZC before.”
“It’s not surprising,” Shi Du said, “Zc’s new tactics against tanks is a bit uncomfortable. His blood line drops quickly, and of course you also have a lot of milk.”
Shitou’s face showed the vicissitudes of being in prison: “My blood line today is as exciting as a roller coaster, and I almost lost blood several times.”
Yu Zhaohan said: “Zc did a good job of concentrating fire today.”
“It’s more than just a good set fire!” Cheese looked like an old mother who was expecting a child to become a dragon. “Their guns also have a good explosive feel. The headshot rate of 50 is above the middle in the league!”
Shi Du flipped through the game updates in the friend column: “I have a friend with zc spear. He has practiced for more than twelve hours a day these days.”
Shi Shi took a sharp breath: “How can this be overwhelmed?”
Qi Xian, who had been watching the battle from the sidelines, asked curiously: “Did someone give them chicken blood?”
Yu Zhaohan was secretly delighted.
There is no chicken blood, only the script. He knew that his script would not go wrong, and Shi Du had the nerve to dislike his script.
After the daily training, everyone except Qi Xian took the initiative to stay in the training room for additional training. Qi Xian wanted to continue practicing at first, but was forced away by Yu Zhaohan’s cold eyes.
Shi Du rehearses the ice girl with a trumpet single. Yu Zhaohan passed by his position, stopped to look at it for three minutes, and pondered: “The tank opposite you is very similar to Qi Xian in terms of movement and movement.”
Shi Du didn’t pay much attention at first, but what Yu Zhaohan said was true.
Yu Zhaohan asked: “What’s his ID?”
Shi Du: “…qi.”
Yu Zhaohan smiled coldly: “Go.”
“go?”
“I’ll help you fight this round, you go and scold him.” Yu Zhaohan lowered his voice, “Let the physiotherapist see Qi Xian’s hands.”
Shi Du laughed and said, “Why don’t you scold yourself?”
Yu Zhaohan said in a voice that only Shi Du could hear: “Because I can’t bear it.”
Qi Xian trained while sick, he couldn’t bear to talk to him coldly again.
The door of Qi Xian’s room was locked, Shi Du used his voice to prove that he was himself, and Qi Xian opened the door for him while waiting for his resurrection.
Qi Xian knew Shi Du’s trumpet, so he was a little surprised to see him at this moment: “Aren’t you opposite me?”
Shi Du smiled: “What do you think brother?”
Qi Xian understood it after thinking about it, and said helplessly, “Captain can recognize this, it’s terrifying.”
“Yes,” Shi Du said with pride in his tone, “Are you surprised?”
No matter how dull Yu Zhaohan is in life, he will always be his smartest wife in career-related fields.
Looking forward to it, looking forward to it, Saturday is here, the match between R.H and cobra will start at Seoul Olympic Park.
At home in China, R.H played a lot of away games. No matter which city the game is played in, many fans will come to the scene to cheer for them, surrounded by a familiar environment and language. Playing in a foreign country is not such a good treatment.
In the huge e-sports arena, at most only one tenth of the audience supports R.H. What they heard was Korean, and what they saw was also Korean. They met the fans of Cobra coldly, and it was good to receive cold eyes. Some fans even thoughtfully matched their hand movements.
“Wear tight earphones,” Yu Zhaohan emphasized before the game, “Concentrate on the game and act as if Cobra fans don’t exist.”
Shi Du laughed: “It’s not good, it’s boring to make troubles for no one to watch.”
“Are you really going to make trouble?” Cheese said excitedly, “What are you going to do? Count me in!”
Yu Zhaohan hesitated.
As Yuyu, he especially wants to see Shi Du engage in cobra; but as a mature and stable captain, he should stop this kind of behavior in time, and educate Shi Du that there is no need to lower his status just to disgust cobra.
In the end, he just said in a warning tone: “Timeless, remember to measure.”
Shi Du: “Don’t worry, win the game first.”
The strength gap between cobra and R.H cannot be made up by home court advantage. The throats of cobra fans are about to burst, cobra is still being pressed and beaten by R.H.
In the first ten seconds of the game, Cobra’s virus goes out in stealth, Shine predicts the virus’s position without any vision, shoots blindly with a headshot, and takes the first blood;
In the 4v4 team battle in the midfield, in order to avoid Timeless’s ultimate move, the four of cobra were forced to squeeze into a small room for refuge. Dropped a mecha nuke at the gate and scored his first quadruple kill of the season;
Half an hour into the match, cobra’s assassin was counter-killed by cheese’s nanny, and cheese frantically sent “hello” and “I’m sorry” to his corpse.
In the beginning, when R.H won the team battle, the cobra fans would boo twice. In the back, they probably stopped shushing, and they were as quiet as chickens. R.H fans, who were ten times smaller than them, successfully took over the work of the on-site atmosphere team, and abruptly shouted out the momentum of the home court.
The fans in the live broadcast room were so excited that the bullet screens flew up.
【Ah, I’m so excited! I’m so excited! 】
[Damn it, I want to watch R.H abuse food, but I don’t want the competition to end so soon, who understands me! 】
[Is it just me who thinks Timeless is too honest? He didn’t dance next to the corpse! 】
[Timeless has the last picture left, if you don’t do something, I will look down on you]
[Even Jiang liked the commentary on Weibo this time, Cheese also posted a mocking expression, and Timeless didn’t fart in a daze]
[Brother was not like this before. I watched the famous scene where he mocked TCO last season every day, which effectively increased my tolerance for idiots]
[Timeless seems to have changed after transferring to R.H, and it doesn’t make much trouble anymore]
[No way, the captain is too strict [Ban Shou]]
In the third round of map selection, cobra chose their home map—Busan.
Cheese: “Captain, is this game still using the old lineup?”
Before Yu Zhaohan could answer, he saw Shi Du locked an ice girl. This is the first time Shi Du has shown an ice girl in an official competition this season.
Cheese: “Yo ho? Brother, are you serious?”
Shi Du: “Three minutes to go, you beat yours, don’t worry about me.”
Qi Xian: “The Ice Girl is just a functional assassin, you can’t deal too much damage.”
Shi Du: “That’s someone else’s ice girl.”
So, it was time for Yu Zhaohan to make up his mind again.
Yu Zhaohan watched Shi Du practice the Ice Girl for a week, and he was sure that Shi Du’s Ice Girl was more than enough to abuse Cobra.
Yu Zhaohan quickly made a decision: “Timeless finds blood packs by himself, and Cheese won’t give you resources.”
Shi Du smiled: “Yes.”
After the two rounds, cobra has always insisted on a four-player team. They chose three to one points to go, which means that the frontal team battle will be three against four. But when the team battle really broke out, Cobra actually only had three people.
It is not surprising that there are few people on the front. What is strange is that the lack of Cobra is not the C position responsible for going around the back and hanging high, but the tanks that must take the lead in charging. There is no kill message on the screen, proving that cobra’s tank is still alive.
Cheese: “Did Timeless see cobra’s tank?”
Shi Du: “You guys take the spot first.”
R.H doesn’t play the trick of “just kill and don’t take points”, he just goes to take points after winning a team battle. The target point was successfully occupied, and Yu Zhaohan commanded his teammates to ambush on the only way for the cobra to reach the target point. Only then did he see the cobra tank that disappeared in the team battle.
The tank was frozen into an ice sculpture by the ice girl’s ice gun, let alone using skills, he couldn’t even move. The freezing time was as long as one second, which was enough time for Shi Du to blow the tank’s head off, but Shi Du staged a “freeze people but not kill people”.
He froze cobra’s tank in place, leaving him to watch his teammates die without being able to do anything. Cobra’s tank bit its lip tightly, and immediately launched a counterattack as soon as the freezing effect passed.
The ice girl is half-skinned, and he uses a tank with considerable damage at close range. A set of skills and a few normal attacks are enough to kill the ice girl.
Qi Xian: “Timeless hold on, I will support.”
Shi Du: “I told you to leave me alone.”
The Ice Girl, a hero without movement skills, was slipperier than a loach in Shi Du’s hands. Holding an ice gun, he surrounded the enemy close to his body, circling left and right, jumping up and squatting, and perfectly avoided all the skills with his flexible movement, freezing the enemy again.
Cheese broke out into an astonishing laugh: “It’s too bad! Busan’s bamboo shoots will be lost by Timeless!”
Qi Xian sighed: “My brother is too good at playing, I can’t compare.”
Shi Du was very modest: “I’m sorry, Brother Xian, you’re pretty good at playing.”
Yu Zhaohan suppressed the corners of his lips that were about to curl up: “Quiet.”
When the other three cobras were about to be revived, Shi Du understood the tank with one shot, and sent him back to the resurrection point to reunite with his teammates.
In the next few rounds of team battles, Shi Du sent cold blessings from the ice girl to everyone in Cobra, and Busan became a large-scale ice sculpture exhibition for Cobra.
The occupation progress of point b reached 95, cobra was destroyed by the group, and the domestic commentators congratulated R.H for winning 3:0.
The four of R.H stood completely on the target point, their mechas made a heart-to-heart gesture, cheese’s nanny took a selfie, and Shine’s sniper calmly turned off the sniper scope.
The Ice Girl from Timeless made a big move to the air, and at the same time said in Korean on the public screen: [Only you know how to abuse food? 】
All four of Cobra’s mouths were pale with anger, and Tank’s lips were still peeling. Lao Tan watched the eight people shake hands in turn from the audience, he was worried and trembling, for fear that they would fight.
The few R.H fans in the audience screamed Shi Du’s id.
Timeless, Timeless, Timeless… The waves of voices completely overwhelmed the protests of cobra fans, almost toppled the roof of the frenzy, and made Yu Zhaohan’s heart feel hot.
Yu Zhaohan looked at Shi Du in the sound of “Timeless”.
Shi Du, who pretends to be successful, is aggressive and arrogant, his eyes are full of youthful light, and he is not mature and stable at all.
But it’s strange, Yuyu just likes to watch.
Someone yelled, “Go and see Timeless’s Weibo! Fuck!”
Lao Tan’s heart skipped a beat, and he hurriedly logged on to Weibo, his eyes turned dark.
The R.H quartet took the peripherals and got off the stage, and saw Lao Tan rushing towards them: “Timeless! You really either don’t do anything, or you just do something big!”
Qi Xian said with a smile: “I think it’s okay, it’s just an ordinary dish.”
“That’s right,” Cheese firmly stood on Shidu’s side, “We didn’t delay, but if Cobra’s skills are so accurate, we won’t have an ice sculpture exhibition.”
Old Tan laughed angrily: “Go and see his Weibo!”
Yu Zhaohan opened Weibo and saw Shi Du posted a status message at 19:00. At this time, the game had just started, and it was impossible for Shi Du to release it manually. He released it regularly in advance.
[R.HTimeless: I believe that most players know that playing the Ice Girl is a strategy in the dominance game. In the R.H game against cobra, the players adopted exactly this strategy—freeze the enemy first, and limit the enemy’s actions as much as possible so that we can occupy the target point. However, due to our lack of proficiency in the ice girl system, there were mistakes in communication. We thought that our teammates would make up for the damage, so the scene of “only freezing people but not killing people” appeared.
R.H’s only fault in the whole thing was a miscommunication, for which the coach has already criticized and educated me. I hope everyone will watch the game rationally, and the R.H e-sports club will pursue relevant legal responsibilities for those who spread rumors indiscriminately]
The comment area was full of applause.
[I’m stupid, this time of publication? 】
[I have never seen such an arrogant person since I grew up! I see it now! 】
[My husband is so attractive, I love it so much! 】
[Facts have proved that no one can control the young master, not even Captain Beauty [狗头]]
“Fuck—hahahahaha—” Cheese laughed until he couldn’t stand still, and kept leaning on Qixian, “This format is too **** familiar! Brother, I decided to follow you!”
Qi Xian asked Shi Du: “Aren’t you afraid that you won’t win?”
“Is it possible.” Shi Du stuffed the mouse and keyboard into Cheese’s arms, “I’ve got the new powder, I’m going to wash my hands, I just touched something dirty.”
At this time, the staff came and asked one of them to be interviewed. Old Tan hurriedly said: “Don’t go to Timeless, I’m afraid you will be beaten to death by cobra fans if you are still so flamboyant in the away game – all go.”
Qi Xian smiled: “Of course, it’s me again.”
Old Tan has nothing to love: “Whoever makes the team, you can speak human language.”
On the car back to the base, everyone was surfing the Internet like crazy. As high as R.H fans are, cobra fans are just as angry. Cheese switched back and forth between the internal Weibo and the external Twitter, and complained while finely splitting: “Cobra fans scolded the same thing back and forth, either ‘shit like shit’ or ‘Axi’. My big R.H fan is a scumbag with only five combat power before the witty words.”
Shi Du and Yu Zhaohan sat at the back. Yu Zhaohan had a lot to say, but his teammates were all in front, so he planned to go back to his room and whisper to Shi Du.
But Shi Du is going to say right now: “I’m asking you something, Yuyu.”
Yu Zhaohan looked forward vigilantly: “We must call ‘Captain’ outside.”
“Captain Yuyu,” Shi Du said slowly, “I messed up… Do you want to deduct points?”
Shi Du could see that Yu Zhaohan’s sexual fetish seemed to be a handsome top student who was polite and couldn’t swear. Based on his many years of school experience, top students will not cause trouble.
But even if he was deducted points, he didn’t regret it. There is no law that stipulates that everything must be obeyed by his wife. No one can stop him from doing what he particularly wants to do. He just needs to earn back the deducted points.
“No points will be deducted.” Yu Zhaohan said happily, “I like your pretense, and I want to give you extra points.”
Shi Du, who didn’t regret being deducted, let out a long sigh of relief, and said with a smile, “It’s fine to add points, just let me have a good time.”
Hearing the word “cool”, what Yu Zhaohan thought was abuse of food in the game and cursing idiots with swear words. He thought that Shi Du wanted to hear him swear, so he said, “Okay. How would you like it?”
Shi Du took off his baseball cap to block the sight of his teammates. He leaned over, and under the cover of his baseball cap, he touched Yu Zhaohan’s cheek with his lips.
Yu Zhaohan opened his eyes slightly, Shi Du sat back before he realized what happened.
When the kissed part of his face started to tingle, Yu Zhaohan realized that Shi Du had kissed him on the cheek, and it was still in a car full of his teammates.
Thinking of his teammates being able to see them when they turned around, Yu Zhaohan’s heart beat wildly, his brain was a little hypoxic, and his reaction was even greater than the last time he was kissed on the forehead.
Shi Du asked him in an unnatural tone: “How do you feel this time?”
Yu Zhaohan wanted to touch his own face, but he was afraid of being seen by his teammates, so he couldn’t bear it: “It’s still numb and a little hot.”
“That’s terrible,” Shi Du said solemnly, “You see you have this reaction every time I kiss you, which proves that you are really bent.”
Yu Zhaohan said in a daze, “Ah, I’m bent.”
After such a big matter, he took the time to talk to his mother.
Yu Zhaohan asked again: “How did Du feel at that time?”
Shi Du absently twirled the baseball cap on his fingertips. He looked at the hat instead of looking at Yu Zhaohan, so that he could [casually] tell the truth: “Me? I’m pretty hot too.”