Avenue Gold List, Me! The Supreme Valkyrie Was Exposed - Chapter 274

“This Xie Yanke is also a chicken thief. He deceives the simple boy and wants to induce the **** to beg him casually, so that he can do it easily, but Xuan Tieling’s thing!”

“Unfortunately, what he didn’t expect is that the **** doesn’t ask him to do some difficult things like other people do, but doesn’t ask him at all!”

“This is uncomfortable!”

Everyone looked at the light curtain in the sky with great interest. They had to say that although the dog **** had little experience and didn’t understand anything, it was interesting to talk about it.

Not very harmful and extremely insulting!

for example:

[The **** said: “Good guy, you want to eat dates, don’t you?”]

[Xie Yanke wondered: “What kind of person?”]

[Dog **** said: “You are a very good person, I will call you a good person.”]

[Xie Yanke’s face sank and said: “Who said I am a good person?”]

[Dog **** said: “Either a good person or a bad person, then I will call you a big bad person.”]

[Xie Yanke said: “I am not a big bad guy.”]

[Dog **** said: “This is strange, neither a good person nor a bad person, ah, yes, you are not a human!”]

“…”

Shwedagon Palace.

Hu Sanniang trembled with a smile, and said: “This **** doesn’t understand human relationships, has never been in contact with outsiders, and doesn’t understand anything. Talking really makes people laugh and laugh, and have a headache!”

“Xie Yanke is afraid I have a headache!”

Liang Hongyu, Mu Guiying and others all looked at the sky.

[The picture turns, Xie Yanke, who is about to take the dog **** back to Sky Cliff, meets Changle who helped the strong to besie and kill an old man named Dabei old man on the road]

[Dog **** thinks that the old man of Great Compassion is a good person, so he stepped forward, but got slapped twice when he went up]

[If it hadn’t been for the other party’s fear of Xie Yanke behind him, it would have been a killer. 】

[Changle helps the thin and strong see the dog **** not let go, and said: “Okay, little baby, I will try you, I will cut you thirty-six dollars, if you don’t move, I will convince you. .Are you afraid?”]

[The **** said: “You cut me thirty-six times one after another, I’m naturally afraid.”]

[Skinny said: “If you’re scared, just let me go.”]

[The **** said: “I’m afraid, but I just won’t leave.”]

[The thin man raised his thumb and said: “Okay, I have the backbone, look at the knife!”]

“what!”

Countless people exclaimed, sweating for the bastard.

“My God!”

Min Rou exclaimed in exclamation, a heart raised her throat, and her eyes were red and roared: “Changle Gang, if Tian’er has three long and two short, I will never end with you!”

[Fortunately, a swish knife swept over the bastard’s head. 】

[The thin sword cuts horizontally, the blade is light and agile, and it uses all the strength of the wrist. It uses swordsmanship to move the sword. Although he does not know what his skill is, but he sees a heavy ghost sword in his hand. So, as if nothing was left, the blade was flush with the bastard’s scalp and flesh, cutting off a large piece of his hair immediately. 】

[The **** was so tough, he straightened up, and he didn’t even move. 】

[But seeing the light of the sword flickering, it was like a spirit snake wandering away, with a knife from the left and the right. The knife didn’t leave the top of the bastard’s head, and the hair fell down, which was worth thirty-two knives. 】

[The skinny yelled, the ghost knife slashed straight from top to bottom, and with a sneer, it cut off the right sleeve of the bastard’s right hand. 】

[Then he cut off one piece of his left sleeve, then the left trouser tube, and the right trouser tube, both of which were cut off by him with two knives in an instant. 】

[As soon as the thin man took the knife, the hilt of the knife hit the “Tanzhong point” between the chest and abdomen of the old man in Da Bei. He laughed and said: “Little baby, you really belong to you, it’s amazing!”]

“This guy is good at martial arts. He uses his sword to make a sword, and he makes 36 consecutive rounds. There is no flaw in it!”

“But the shot was harsh. When he recruited, he hit the old man Dabei’s death with a knife handle. The old man Dabei couldn’t survive!”

“In this case, the **** can still save his life. It’s luck against the sky, and he deserves to be the son of luck!”

“Yeah, if someone who doesn’t know martial arts goes up there, he would have been split in half!”

“But the **** is also very courageous. In the latter half, although he was frightened and hard to move, but at first he held on, letting the opponent’s knife smash it, and still didn’t move!”

“This is a blessing for stupid people!”

[After the thin man hit the death hole of the old man of Great Compassion, he didn’t want to cause trouble, so he left directly]

[Dog **** wants to heal the wounds of the old man in Da Bei, but the old man in Da Bei has been exhausted, and before he died, he gave him a set of clay figures containing martial arts! 】

[There is a masterful martial arts in these clay figures]

[But the **** and Xie Yanke are not clear for the time being]

[After arriving at the Sky Cliff, Xie Yanke saw that the **** did not beg him, and he didn’t want to consume the bastard, so he wanted to kill the bastard]

[But he can’t violate his previous promise and can’t do anything to hurt the bastard, so he teaches the **** martial arts]

[He teaches the two kinds of inner powers of extreme yin and extreme yang in dog mongrels, wanting to make the dog mongrel go crazy and die, so as to avoid future troubles]

“Damn! This Xie Yanke is still a martial arts giant, and it is really mean to design a simple boy like this!”

“However, his move is definitely effective for ordinary people, but the **** is the son of luck. I bet that the **** must be a blessing in disguise. Not only did he not get into trouble, he has practiced a peerless magic!”

“That must be dripping! How else is it called the son of luck?”

…

“My God…”

Min Rou was crying into tears. Not long after the dog was born, she was snatched by Mei Fang’s aunt. She beat and scolded at every turn. She lived in the rivers and lakes when she was a teenager, and nearly died again and again…

“If anything goes wrong in Tian’er, even if you are Xie Yanke, I will not let you go!”

Min Rou tightly held the white sword in her hand, her heart struggling.

She martial arts is pretty good, and she knows how poisonous Xie Yanke’s trick is.

It can be said that if 10,000 people practice like this, it would be nice to have one person alive.

[When the dog **** grew up to eighteen or nineteen years old, the meridians violently collided with each other while practicing martial arts and became unconscious. It happened that the people of Changle Gang mistakenly believed that the dog **** was their gang leader and robbed him back into the gang. 】

[Bei Haishi, a medical expert in the help, “starts into spring”, rescues the dog bastard]

[They know that “Dog bastard” is not really Shibatian (Shizhongyu), but because he looks exactly like Shibatian (Shizhongyu), he deliberately made mistakes and asked him to act as an impostor in order to resolve the coming disaster for them. Bei Haishi is here When he was in a coma, the scar on his shoulder was surgically removed. 】

[Ding Dang regards the dog **** as a stone jade, and steals Xuanbingbi fire wine for the dog **** to drink every night to increase his internal energy]

[Later Zhan Fei regarded the dog **** as a stone jade, and wanted to assassinate him, in order to avenge him for seducing his wife]

[The iron palm of his 30 years of skill hits the dog **** Tanzhong acupoint, which combines the strength of yin and yang from the eight-yin and eight-yang meridians in the dog bastard’s body. 】

[Dog hybrids increase their internal strength, and the bone-to-heart cold in the body becomes a piece of coolness, such as the heat of roasting and baking melts into a melting sun, and the limbs are unspeakably comfortable]

[After a while, I didn’t even feel the coolness and warmth. I just filled my body with energy, and couldn’t help but yell. 】

[Suddenly refreshed, not only strong physical strength, even the brain is also more sensitive, practiced pure Yin and pure Yang internal power, Yin and Yang two natural fusion, internal breathing dragon and tiger meet, both water and fire, the yin and yang reconcile, into an eternal door The weird internal force that has never been seen since, is like the huge ocean accumulated in the upper reaches of the Wanqing Lake. Achieved his supreme inner strength of “yin and yang in one”. 】

“Like a trough! This has become a peerless magical skill?”

“As expected to be the son of luck!”

“Horrible!”

“Moreover, the martial arts on the clay figurines that the old man of Great Compassion gave him that he got before hasn’t practiced yet!”

“Wait for him to practice, won’t he take off?”

“Envy Jill is purple!”

Seeing the mischief of the dog **** develops the supreme inner strength of yin and yang, everyone is lemon.

They have worked hard for a lifetime, and they may not be able to obtain a good internal skill, let alone practice it.

now.

On the Sky Cliff, Xie Yanke was also very surprised: “Unexpectedly, the dog **** not only did not die, but also developed the supreme inner strength of Yin and Yang in this way!”

“interesting!”

He looked at the sky with interest.

He wanted to see where the **** could go.

[After everyone left, the **** picked up his clay figurine and looked at it, but because he had just achieved great internal strength and didn’t know how to restrain it, the clay figurine was crushed in his hand]

[The **** exclaimed, feeling a pity, but saw another layer of painted wood in the place where the mud and powder had faded. 】

[He simply peeled off some of the clay powder again, and a human form was faintly revealed inside, and immediately peeled off all the clay powder from the clay figure, revealing a puppet with a fruit body. 】

[The puppet is oiled with a layer of tung oil, painted with black lines, but there is no acupuncture point position, exquisite carving, lifelike face, open mouth to laugh, holding abdomen with both hands, look extremely funny, looks completely different from the original clay figurines. 】

[The **** was overjoyed and thought: “It turns out that there are puppets in the clay figurines. I don’t know how the other puppets look like?”]

[Anyway, he has already remembered the acupoints and meridians on these clay figures, and now he peeled off the clay powder and oil paint outside each clay figure one by one. 】

[Sure enough, there is a puppet hidden in every clay figurine, whose expression or joy can’t help, or weeping and weeping, or cracking canthus and furious, or being kind and amiable. 】

[The lines of movement on the puppets are completely different from those drawn on the clay figurines. 】

[The **** thought: “These puppets are so funny, I will practice them according to the lines on them. Don’t practice this crying face. Isn’t it ugly to cry like him? It’s not good to laugh with a split mouth, I take photos This grinning wooden man comes to practice.”]

[He sits down cross-legs and puts the smiling puppet on the front of him. With little luck in his dantian, a warm inner breath rises slowly. He follows the line drawn on the puppet and guides the inner breath to various places. Acupoint. 】

[Where did he know that the paintings on these puppets are a set of “Arhat Fumo magic” created by the predecessor of the Shaolin school. 】

[Each puppet is an arhat. 】

【This magical skill is the great achievement of Buddhism’s internal power, and it is extremely profound and subtle. 】

[Simply the first step is to return to the original state. It is necessary to put aside all miscellaneous thoughts, and it may not be possible for one person out of 100,000 to do it. 】

[Smart people always have many thoughts, but if they are dull, they can’t figure out the many changes in them. 】

[The eminent monk who created this set of miracles knows that there are rare talents in the world who are smart and simple at the same time.]

[Although there are quite a few monks in the Kongmen who are not only good at their roots and weapons, but have also cultivated so as not to be affected by material desires, if they practice this magical skill, they will inevitably “work in martial arts” wholeheartedly and become a major obstacle to the practice of Buddhism and Taoism. 】

[Dharma called “greed, hatred, and ignorance” as the three poisons, greed, greed and color are greed, indulging in Zen pleasure, martial arts is also greed. 】

[Therefore, the mud powder and oil paint were applied to the wooden Arhat to paint the Shaolin’s authentic approach to internal power, so as to avoid future generations from seeing the Mu Arhat in reckless practice, killing their lives in vain, or leaving. The right way of Buddhism. 】

“Fuck! This martial arts is too bad, right? Is it for people to practice?”

“The first step is to concentrate on returning to the origin and to reject all vulgar thoughts. Although this is difficult, there are still many people who can do it. But since they want to practice this martial arts, they can’t be attached to this martial arts, otherwise The same goes crazy!”

“Which martial arts practitioner can’t practice hard when he gets this kind of magic? But once he cultivates hard, it’s attachment and greed!”

“That’s why the **** doesn’t understand the meaning of martial arts, plus he is talented and smart, he is still young, and has lived in the mountains all his life. There is nothing in the world, but it must be simple and fit.”

“Fortunately, the day after the **** became sober, he discovered the secret of magic. Otherwise, the helper has been doing it for a long time. Not stained, but there must be a lot of thoughts in my heart. When I see these eighteen wooden arhats again, practicing this magical technique is not only useless, but also extremely harmful.”

“From the founder to the present, there have been many people who have obtained clay figurines, but none of them can be trained. No, they haven’t even discovered the real Luohan Fumo magical skills!”

“No way, everyone knows that clay figurines are martial arts treasures. Once they get them, they must be careful not to damage them at all, but if the clay figurines are not destroyed, the wooden arhats inside will not show up. They naturally don’t even know the mystery!”

“However, even if they discover the Luohan Fumo divine art inside, it is impossible to practice it, because the conditions for the practice are too bad!”

[The water and fire in the dog mongrel’s body are mixed, the yin and yang are blended, and the internal force is already very deep. If this internal force runs according to the line of the wooden arhat body, all the suffocation is solved suddenly. 】

[Following the route three times, then closing my eyes, doing exercises without looking at the puppets, I felt extremely comfortable, and then I changed to another puppet to practice exercises. 】

【He immersed himself wholeheartedly in it. After practicing a puppet, another one was completely invisible to the outside world, from dawn to noon, from noon to dusk, and from dusk to dawn the next day. 】

[After the initial success, I only feel refreshed, my internal energy is running, and everything is happy]

“It’s worthy of being the son of luck, this is what makes a stupid person have a stupid blessing!”

At the Golden Palace, Mu Guiying watched that the dog **** would first develop an unprecedented internal skill that combines Yin and Yang by chance, and now he has practiced the Arhat Demon God skill, and couldn’t help feeling sigh.

“This Arhat Fumo divine art cannot be practiced by humans.”

Hu Sanniang looked at Zhao Wu with beautiful eyes, teasing and said: “Brother Wu has a very talented talent, and I am afraid that he will not be able to practice this Luohan Fumo magic.”

“Then it goes without saying that Big Brother Wu has so many confidantes and is full of bad thoughts. It’s only strange to be able to practice the magic power of Arhat Fumo!”

Liang Hongyu echoed the road.

“You little fairies, their mouths are itchy again, do you want to try the magical power of the Lord Arhat Fumo again?”

Zhao Wu squeezed Liang Hongyu’s pretty face, and smiled: “This king’s Arhat Fumo magical technique, specially surrenders you fairies!”

While talking, Zhao Wu stretched out a restless claw.

“Ah, no……”

[As soon as the screen turns, Chen Chongzhi, who helped Shiweitang in Changle, thinks he has offended Shi Potian and mistakenly thought he was poisoned, so he took Shi Potian to the place where the Xueshan faction Hua Wanzi was imprisoned.]

[Shi Potian asked Hua Wanzi to be released after seeing it. 】

[Afterwards, I met Ding Yan and was taken to see Ding Busan. 】

[Ding Busan learned that “Xuanbing Bihuojiu” was drunk by a dog bastard, so he intimidated the dog **** to marry Ding Yan. 】

[When the **** unveiled Ding Yanhong’s hijab, Bei Haishi told the people from the Xueshan faction to come to inquire. 】

[The **** returned to the Changle Gang and saw Bai Wanjian and others. 】

[Bai Wanjian asked the dog **** about Lingxiao City, but the dog **** is not Shizhongyu, so he said at a loss: “Lingxiao City? What place is that? I have never learned any martial arts. If I have learned it, I won’t forget it. stop?”】

[To Bai Wanjian and others, these few words are even more insulting, and they obviously ignore the Snow Mountain faction, and gently erase the three words “Lingxiao City”. 】

[Xueshan faction Wang Wanren couldn’t help but say loudly: “The Stone Gang master said so, it’s too deceptive. In the eyes of the stone gang master, the Xueshan faction disciples are worthless.”]

[Shi Potian saw that he was full of anger, he was supposed to have said the wrong thing, and he hurriedly said: “No, no. How can I say that Xueshan sent all of them are worthless. It seems…like…like… ”

[When he lived in the skyscraper, he accompanied Xie Yanke to small towns to buy rice and salt several times a year, knowing that the more valuable things, the better. 】

[At this time, I just wanted to say a few words to please the Snow Mountain faction to calm Wang Wanren’s anger, but he even said three “likes”, but couldn’t give a proper example. 】

[Of these people of the Snow Mountain faction, Geng Wanzhong, Ke Wanjun, Wang Wanren, etc., he had met on Hou Jianji, but I don’t know their names, only Hua Wanzi is familiar with them]

[Under embarrassment, the **** said: “It seems that the flower girl is very valuable, worth a lot of money…”]

[The Snow Mountain faction was furious and drew their swords. Wang Wanrenji cursed: “For those of you surnamed Shi, you are really deceiving others by swearing. Although our Xueshan disciples are in the tiger den, we can’t swallow them easily. Take this breath!”]

[The **** saw these nine people so angry that they couldn’t figure out their heads, and thought: “What I said is obviously a good thing, why are you angry again?”]

[He turned around and said to Ding Yan: “Ding ding, did I say something wrong?”]

[Ding Yan heard that his husband’s son-in-law humiliated Hua Wanzi in public, knowing that he did not take this beautiful girl to heart, he was very pleased, and when he asked about it, he immediately pursed his lips and said with a smile: “I don’t know. The girl is not worth a lot of money, and I don’t know.”]

[The **** nodded seriously, and said: “Even if the flower girl is not worth a lot of money, it is very cheap, very cheap, then there is no need to be angry!”]

“Hahaha……”

“Dog **** are really funny talking, what do you think of the people of the Snow Mountain faction, especially Hua Wanzi?”

“Invisible pretence is the deadliest!”

“The flower girl is worth a lot of money… Even if the flower girl is not worth any money, it is very cheap, very cheap, then there is no need to be angry!”

“Does the **** want to laugh at me so that I can inherit my family property?”

“…”

Desert.

Black and white Shuangjian Shi Qing Min Rou looked embarrassed, they naturally knew that the dog **** was not mocking the people of the Snow Mountain faction, but the dog **** was incomprehensible and could not speak.

“It’s a hard time, I blame Mei Fang’s bitch!”

Min Rou felt sorry for the **** and cursed Aunt Mei Fang.

If it weren’t for Mei Fang, the **** wouldn’t understand anything.

They continued to look at the sky light curtain.

【Under various misunderstandings, the **** was caught by Bai Wanjian, and later met Shi Qing and Min Rou. 】

Seeing this, Shi Qing and Min Rou were refreshed.

“We haven’t met Tian’er yet, which means that Tian’er is mostly still in Changle!”

Min Rou exclaimed.

“good!”

Shi Qing nodded and said: “We will rush to Changle to help and rescue Tian’er!”

“good!”

The two rode quickly to Changle to help.

Changle help.

Bei Haishi’s face was gloomy, and as the dog **** made the list, it was exposed that he replaced Shi Zhongyu with a dog bastard.

And Shi Qing and Min Rou will find him soon.

His previous plan was over.

But the **** is full of excitement and understands many things.

“It turns out that Shi Zhongyu looks like me, no wonder they are regarded as a helper!”

“Now they should understand that I am not their helper, but a bastard!”

“And my mother is not my mother, and my dad is not my dad…”

Thinking of this, the bastard’s mood is very complicated.

He continued to look at the sky.

[Afterwards, the **** was rescued by Ding Yan and Ding Busan. Ding Busan saw that he was too stupid and demanded that he defeat Bai Wanjian within ten days. Later, Ding Yan threw it onto Bai Axiu’s boat in order to protect Shi Potian. 】

[Dog **** met Bai Axiu and Shi Xiaocui]

[On Ziyan Island, Shi Xiaocui became a disciple. In order to beat the Snow Mountain faction, he changed his name to “Shi Yidao”, and then taught the “Golden Crow Sword Technique”. In the process of martial arts training, Axiu also taught Shi Potian a trick to “play side by side” for the sake of future father’s face. 】

[Xueshan sent Bai Wanjian and others to fight with Ding Busan and Ding Busi who came to Ziyan Island. Shi Potian joined forces with Bai Wanjian and others to save Bai Wanjian and others. 】

[After that, Shi Potian couldn’t find Shi Xiaocui and Bai Axiu after everyone left, so they also left Ziyan Island by boat. 】

[Shi Potian met Zhang San and Li Si, two envoys of rewarding good and punishing evil on Xia Ke Island, and drank their medicinal wine, became brothers, and later saved the lives of both of them.]

[After the separation, Shi Potian met Shi Qing and Min Rou at Shangqingguan, in order to help them get two bronze medals by accidentally hurting Zhaoxu and Tongxu. 】

[Later, because of Tianxu questioning Shi Qing and Min Rou, the **** helped out and clashed with them]

At this moment, the classic quotations of the dog **** were frequently published, and everyone saw it with relish, and their stomachs hurt when they laughed.

“Dog bastard: I won’t fight with you. You are Shizhuang Master and Mrs. Shi’s seniors. Once I shot you and killed you, it would be very bad.”

“The **** spread out his palms and saw red clouds and blue lines faintly appearing in his palms. He sighed and said, “My hands are always getting into trouble, and I will kill people at every turn. ”

“Taoist Chongxu: If you don’t fight back, I’ll let you, the villain of the Golden Oops, be killed on the spot!”

“Shi Qing: My uncle, uncle wants to call your martial arts, it will be of great benefit to you, he won’t hurt you, so let’s fight with the sword.”

“Dog bastard: Okay, I’ll just fight back. (Dog **** picks up a broken knife from the ground) Bend and looked at Chongxu: You, don’t stab me with your sword, wait for me to pick up the knife Say it again.”

“Chongxu was furious: Who do you think I am? Bah!”

(Dog **** thinks: I was in a hurry for a while, maybe I accidentally hit someone with the palm of my hand, wouldn’t I want to kill someone again…so he tied one of his arms to the belt of his trousers)

“Dog bastard: Okay, this is all right. Let’s fight, this won’t kill you!!!”

“Chongxu Daochang is embarrassed and angry: You…you deceive people too much!”