Azeroth Shadow Trail - v2 Chapter 1782

   Chapter 1782 8. The Peaceful Elf Empire reminds you to be wary of the “foreign emperor” scam

   “It’s finally here, the frontier of the Elf Empire.”

Early in the morning on the third day of departure from Pandaria, the mysterious Emerald Dream Gate opened on the border between the Troll Empire and the Elf Empire. The exhausted Shaohao and his golden candle dragon companions could barely walk when they jumped from the dream into reality. difficult.

  The Monkey King, the demigod Monkey King, is in better condition, but his ugly face, which is always smiling, is also full of tiredness.

   From the day they left Dazar’alor City to the present, Black, this madman, has been forcing them to move forward in the dream world without interruption for a whole day.

That world is indeed very magnificent and mysterious, but no matter how good the scenery is, it has no meaning in the intense journey. Although the guidance of the scorpion pirates makes them almost straight forward in the dreamland where it is difficult to distinguish the direction, but repeatedly crossing the dreamland and reality. The bordering Irene rift has put his partners under great pressure on the spiritual level.

   The price of traveling across the entire continent in two days is that everyone in the “sutra group” except Blake is exhausted and paralyzed.

   Only Black maintained a fairly active energy.

  He was wearing his black traveler attire, a cowboy hat, a travel bag, and a stick in his hand.

  This will be standing in this lush mountain forest and looking towards the rolling mountains in the north. From this height, you can vaguely see an elf city located in the forest.

   Its shape was so missed by the pirates, and although he hadn’t been there in 10,000 years, Blake still recognized the unique shape of the city in the early morning light.

   Especially the iconic ring-shaped elf tower and the magic light shining on it, and its unique location.

   That is the city of Erresalas.

  The frontier city of the Elf Empire ruled by Azshara, there lived a magic prince who was not only responsible for guarding the borders of the empire and commanding the Queen’s army, but also collecting various rare treasures for the Queen in this place near the troll territory.

   “There’s a portal to Zin-Azalea and other elven cities, my dear friends.”

  Black turned his head and said to the three paralyzed guys and a dragon behind him:

   “I know that you are already very disgusted with the Emerald Dream. Fortunately, we can say goodbye to it in the future journey. It just so happens that our frequent crossing of the Irene rift has been noticed by the green dragons, and it is time for us to be low-key.”

   “Do you mean by ‘low-key’ that you provoke at least five wild demigods along the way with weird powers? They are still chasing us now.”

  Shaohao picked up his wine gourd and poured a sip of water into his mouth with difficulty. The young emperor pouted and said:

   “Your understanding of ‘keeping a low profile’ is really different from those of us mortals.”

   “It’s not my fault.”

  The pirate picked up his cool flame demon horn pipe, exhaled hot smoke, and said:

   “Who asked them to build their lair in the dreamland I want to walk through? They took the initiative to pick things up. Why are you pandaren unreasonable?”

   “You made them notice you on purpose, Blake.”

   Shaohao would be very tired, and he was too lazy to argue with Blake. He said straightforwardly:

“A guy who can walk freely in the troll capital and those loa gods can’t leave such obvious traces. You want those powerful wilderness demigods who were provoked by you to follow you to the elf empire. .

  I don’t know why you do this, but there is no doubt that you are planning some very dangerous things while intervening in this vortex, you are secretly building your own power

  Even if they won’t work for you, they will still follow your trail to where you want them to go. “

   “Hey, no one likes such a smart person, Shaohao! You have to be a little stupid to make me trust you more, and not throw you out as cannon fodder to cover my retreat at a dangerous moment.”

  The pirate pouted, not denying Shaohao’s guess.

  He threw a few **** of moonlight on the three guys and a dragon to help them recover quickly, grabbed the emperor’s travel backpack, took out the solemn and mighty black and white robe and some accessories, and said to Shaohao:

   “Now, take off your monk robes, Your Majesty, and let my loyal me put on the emperor’s robes for you, and then clean up your embarrassed appearance.

   The next journey is going to be carried out with integrity. “

   The little fishman also croaked and took out a complete set of advanced makeup tools and many bottles and jars from his bag, and generously handed them to Shaohao, who had a blank face.

   It’s really hard to imagine where this little guy found it.

   But eagle-eyed Black spotted Quel’Thalas’ phoenix emblem and Prince Kael’thas’ ethereal personal signature on a jar in the murloc’s hands.

   Well, it seems that His Majesty the Sunstrider, who is very concerned about his personal image, is going to buy a new set of cosmetics.

   “The new emperor of the pandaren who has just ascended the throne has embarked on his own world tour. He has just visited the troll empire. Next, he will visit Queen Azshara in the capital of the elves, and discuss with her the doomsday prophecy that he has seen.

   For the high-level elves who are very particular about etiquette, your presence will make their empire flourish, and they will greet you with the most noble etiquette. “

  Black raised his hands, and the invisible force floated the exhausted emperor in the air, allowing the pirates to change him into the emperor’s ceremonial clothes like a marionette doll.

   This badass pirate didn’t even hide his thoughts. He tugged at the jeweled belt on Shaohao’s chubby belly and said in a low voice:

   “Having a shining goal like you on the bright side will be very convenient for me to carry out the next thing.”

   “So, you’re bringing me here just for a target to get other people’s attention?”

The   Pandaren Emperor had a sullen face, wishing that the Dragon Staff in his hand would be used as a warhammer and slapped Blake’s **** handsome face. The Quiet One noticed his little emotion, and then reassured him warmly:

   “No no no, of course you have your own tasks, don’t underestimate your usefulness, I always think that everything that exists in this world has its own value.

   Even used toilet paper can be reused.

   In addition to helping me attract the attention of the elves, you can also take the opportunity to create a personal image, anyway, you also have plans to visit the elves before.

   This trip is a dream come true. “

   Black said eloquently:

   “And I know that pandaren love peace, and they always think that peace is the most precious thing when they are in trouble, so I might as well use your excellent eloquence to persuade Queen Azshara, who has been immersed in some kind of dark illusion.

   That queen always doesn’t listen to other people’s advice, but I believe she can squeeze out a little attention to you in the face of a foreign emperor who is as noble as her.

   Seriously, if you could convince that arrogant lady to let her give up on her horrific plans, everyone, including me, would be so grateful.

  I will build a large and magnificent sculpture for you by the Well of Eternity. Come on, don’t move, I will give you a powder and draw an eyeliner to cover your serious dark circles.

   Haven’t rested these days? Look at your haggard look. “

   “We pandaren are born like this! Bastards.”

Shaohao pushed away Blake, who was pretending to be trying to draw his eyeliner. He knew that this guy was making fun of him on purpose. The Monkey King beside him was dumbfounded. Laughing.

   It found it very interesting to hear Black and Shaohao bickering.

  嘁, the laughter of this sad horse monkey is really low and pitiful.

   “What are you laughing at, go and put on nice clothes for me too!”

  Black kicked the Monkey King’s ass, he scolded:

“As the emperor’s personal demigod bodyguard, you wear a tiger skin hip skirt to meet Azshara? Do you really think you are going to a nightclub? Go and go, put on that suit of armor, and suppress your wild beast desires on the way. , you want to earn some face for your Shaohao friend, you know?

   After a while, I went to the elf city, Shaohao was in charge of pretending, you were in charge of being ruthless, I was in charge of special effects, and my murlocs and candle dragons were in charge of being scumbags.

  Be sure to put on the posture of the Pandaren Emperor on patrol.

  The world view of these Highborne is very distorted. If you can’t restrain them, they will not look at you in the face.

   But the good news is that Prince Torcedrin, who is guarding Erethras, has a latent psychopathic trait, and it shouldn’t be too hard to fool him. “

   “Then we’ll go to Xin Azali at our next stop?”

   Shaohao nodded, and while putting on his head the emperor’s crown, which is extremely rich in the ancient style of the pandaren, and smoothing the pearl curtain on the crown, he said to Black:

   “You said there is a portal to the elven capital?”

   “Well, according to my estimation, you can’t even go if you want.”

  Black turned his Moonlight Armor into a pandaren court uniform and whispered:

   “If the demonic portal had been erected above the Well of Eternity, the Queen’s capital would have been in chaos, and the Prince of Magic would have blocked your journey.

   But that’s okay, we can go somewhere else first and give the Queen time to prepare.

  Let me think

   You said that you have always longed for the academic atmosphere of Farodis City in Azsuna, and asked the prince to arrange for you to go to Azsuna, which is very close to Suramar, and we can walk there. “

  ”But I’ve never heard of that city”

   Shaohao spit out:

   “You said before that you came to find your wife, I think you must love her so much that you will come here across ten thousand years, but isn’t your wife in Surama?

  Why spend time elsewhere? “

   “Because I’m going to visit a friend first. Speaking of which, do you panda candidates choose the emperor based on who has more problems?”

  Blake took out the Argus artifact composed of three-color crystals from his bag in dissatisfaction, and suspended it behind Shaohao as an ornament to add majesty and momentum to him.

   He pulled the jade belt around Shaohao’s stomach, just like pulling a noose, and said in a negative way:

   “Don’t talk too much if you shouldn’t ask, okay?”

  Shaohao rationally stopped asking questions. The young emperor had already become familiar with the rules of dealing with prophets in black these days. When this guy was in a good mood, he would joke around and even smash a wine bottle on his head.

   But once he is in a bad mood, other people have to pay attention, otherwise they can only pay attention in the next life.

   What a moody big bastard!

The Monkey King on the other side was also forced to wear a set of very cool gold-red armor, especially the two exaggerated feathers that continued on the red ying crown, which made it follow when walking. As gorgeous as a coquettish pheasant.

   That’s what Black pulled from the lair of Aviana, the Mother of Birds, for this very moment.

The little murloc also quickly put a luxurious decorative armor on the golden candle dragon, and also gave Shaohao an exaggerated throne like a king’s chariot. By the way, he put a flag of the pandaren empire on the throne. After that, a luxurious crystal pendant was hung on the neck of the candle dragon to show the “royal majesty”.

  After everything was ready, Emperor Shaohao climbed to his throne with the help of “The Eunuch” Blake. The candle dragon uttered a low dragon roar and flew up from the forest, carrying four guys to Eresalas city.

   Their swaggering walk was discovered almost immediately by the guards in the elven city, and soon several hippogryph cavalry took off to investigate.

  The elf soldiers wore black armor and held the flag of the elven empire behind their hippogryphs. They were all majestic, and they did not see the exile gestures of those sad Syndra elves ten thousand years later.

   In this beautiful era, all elves are enjoying an unprecedented good time, and there is no need to worry about the end of the golden age if you just **** the magic power.

   However, these confident queen warriors do not know that their end will soon be revealed by their queen.

   “Insolent! Step back!”

When the few hippogryph cavalry approached the candle dragon flying in the most elegant manner in the cool visual effect of “Purple Air Comes from the East” specially created by Black, they hadn’t waited for them to take a closer look at this never-before-seen kind of cavalry. The beautiful and elegant beast of , was imprisoned in the air by an arrogant scolding and an invisible force.

   “Pandaren” Black, standing on the Saddle King’s chariot of the Candle Dragon Seat, opened his hands and shouted to the elves in an extremely arrogant tone:

“Before you are the Supreme of Pandaria, the conqueror of the cruel mogu, the emperor of pandaren and all living things, the beloved of the supreme gods, the master of the sky, the earth and the sea, the followers of endless wisdom, the benevolent king who travels the world Your Majesty Shaohao.

  My great majesty has crossed the world from his perfect country to visit the master of the elven empire, the owner of the Well of Eternity, and the legendary light of a thousand moons, His Majesty Azshara.

   This is a very formal state visit and represents the glory and dignity of Pandaria.

   How can you lowly people have the guts to approach my supreme emperor?

  Go away!

  The merciful Emperor forgives your disrespect, but let the most noble of you in this wretched city come and pick you up in person!

   The supreme Emperor Shaohao only gives you twenty minutes to prepare, otherwise he will send his ruthless war and destruction demigod General Monkey King to destroy your pathetic and disrespectful city! “

After Blake finished speaking, he gave a wink to the pretentious Monkey King leaning on Fu Zan’s long stick. react.

   hurriedly put on a ruthless posture, and let out his own demigod, so shocked that the Hippogryphs of the elf knights in front of him almost threw their riders out of the air with howls.

   A group of elves were dumbfounded.

   As the frontier city of the empire, they do know that there is another powerful and mysterious dynasty in the far south of the troll empire, but no one thought that the emperor of the pandaren empire would suddenly appear here.

   You, the emperor, are too careless, aren’t you?

   Shouldn’t this kind of official visit send us a notification or something half a year in advance?

   How can there be such a surprise visit?

   But the matter had come to this point, and when the other party did have a demigod escort, the elves did not dare to neglect, and immediately sent an air cavalry back to the city to inform Prince Torsedrin.

Facts have proved that Black’s description of the Highborne is quite accurate. Even though the emperor’s attendants were very arrogant and rude, the city gate of Erethras was opened ten minutes later, and a gorgeous red carpet was removed from the city gate. It extends outward to where the emperor’s chariot is located.

  The magic prince in a gorgeous robe really came out with his courtiers to greet the alien emperor.

   “Look, don’t be afraid to provoke them with our arrogance, these cheap-skinned high elves eat this way, the more arrogant you are, the more they respect you.

   Just because in their distorted cognition, the majesty of the strong and the venerable is only manifested by the stupid and arrogant. “

  Blake proudly whispered to Shaohao, who was trying to pose a dignified gesture beside him:

   “So, listen to me, that’s right.”

“Ugh.”

The    emperor shook his head helplessly.

   He looked at the magic prince who came to greet him amid the sound of whistling and beating music. At this moment, his beautiful imagination of the elf empire dimmed a lot.

The cities of elves are indeed huge, their culture is indeed splendid, and they also have the capital to be proud of in this ancient era, but the ruler of a country pursues the so-called “noble” and “majesty” to such a distorted point, it is no wonder that the upper elves They will single-handedly cause this doomsday catastrophe.

   You can see the whole thing at a glance, Azshara’s country really sucks!

   (end of this chapter)