Bark!? - Chapter 1
Translator: Baozi
Chapter 1 – Brothers, Attack!
Early this morning, Su Cheng opened his eyes and found that he was sleeping in male G.o.d’s bed.
That’s right, that male G.o.d named Lin Xu.
Lin Xu height of 1.85 metres, long legs, manager of a bank, fair-skinned, talented, and good-natured. Lives directly opposite Su Cheng. Although they were neighbours, Lin Xu was reserved and so they rarely interacted.
As a disappointing ‘coloured dog'[1], Su Cheng has secretly liked Lin Xu for a long time. However, as an impoverished otaku who made his living on word count, Su Cheng never seriously thought that anything would happen between them. He was only quietly smitten with Lin Xu.
Yesterday, Su Cheng was rushing out some doc.u.ments until three oclock in the morning and fell asleep on the computer desk. The result was that when he opened his eyes today
Lin Xu was still sleeping. The bright, early morning sunlight shone on his face through the curtains. His black and long eyelashes contrasted against his fair skin, leaving faint shadows, an appearance of delicate beauty. Su Cheng stared dumbfounded at Lin Xu’s face, wondering if he was dreaming, so shocked he was almost unable to move.
It can’t be that I sleepwalked into male G.o.d’s bed last night!? Su Cheng thought.
At this time, Lin Xu opened his eyes.
Su Cheng held his breath, almost letting out a shriek.
“Good morning.” Lin Xu languidly smiled, raising his hand and rubbing Su Cheng’s head.
Su Cheng was finally unable to hold back his inner turmoil anymore and released a screech: “Woof woof woof!”
s.h.i.t, s.h.i.t, male G.o.d touched me!
s.h.i.t?
After 3 seconds of silence.
In disbelief, Su Cheng opened his mouth again: “Woof woof woof?”
What is happening?
“Be quiet, accompany me and laze for a while longer.” Lin Xu dragged Su Cheng back into the blankets. “It’s finally the weekend.
Su Cheng panicked and lowered his head, only to be met with the sight of two paws covered in curly, brown fur.
Su Cheng collapsed on the spot: “Woof woof woof woof! Woof woof woof?!”
Oh my G.o.d! How did I become a dog!?
Lin Xu held Su Cheng down. That handsome face, which had caused Su Cheng to blush and his heart to skip countless times, was pressed close to Su Cheng’s doggy face as Lin Xu laughingly asked: “What’s wrong with you?”
It was the first time in his life that he had had such close contact with his male G.o.d. Su Cheng temporarily pushed the shock to the back of his mind. On the dogs face appeared a shy look that was incongruous with its features. A pair of brightly gleaming, small black eyes looked aside in embarra.s.sment.
From within its throat issued a series of spoiled rumbling sounds. The dog’s face was actually also red, but because it was covered in fur, it was not apparent.
Lin Xu stared at Su Cheng and pondered for a moment before speculating: “Could it be you’re in heat?”
Woof .. woof.
Calling it heat is also not wrong.
Su Cheng bashfully lowered his doggy head. His gaze just so happened to fall on Lin Xu’s lower body, which had previously been covered by the quilt.
Lin Xu was not wearing anything else other than a pair of underwear.
The black material covered a round, bulging object, creating an attractive shape.
Su Cheng’s brain exploded with a boom.
Heavens ah, Mother Earth ah! I’ve seen male G.o.d’s *beep*!
However, right at this historical moment, Lin Xu suddenly stretched out his hand and flicked Su Cheng’s doggy member, which had got excited at some unknown point in time. He calmly said: “It seems like it’s time to get you neutered.”
“Woof woof woof!”
I don’t want to be castrated ahh ahh ahh!
Su Cheng abruptly realised the situation he was in, rapidly snapping out of his starry-eyed, infatuated mode. Greatly alarmed, he rolled to his feet.
The feeling of having four feet touching the ground was very strange.
Stranger still was the feeling of the wind blowing un.o.bstructed against his b.a.l.l.s, and even between his legs.
At the moment, the most important thing was to let male G.o.d know that he’s actually the neighbour that lives across the street!
Su Cheng’s dog face suddenly became very solemn.
He couldn’t speak right now, but as long as he had a paper and pen, he could probably just about manage to write
Just as Su Cheng was deep in thought, from nearby came a cacophony of sound, a mix of running and dogs barking. Su Cheng raised his head, and found a large pack of toy poodles with varying coat colours aggressively rushing over to the bedroom from the direction of the living room.
Scarily enough, Su Cheng discovered that he could understand their barking
At the head of the pack, the largest black toy poodle was howling himself hoa.r.s.e, saying: “Brothers, attack! f.u.c.k him!”
[1]Coloured Dog = Someone who only cares about a person’s outward appearance
Notes:
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