Bark!? - Chapter 2

Translator: Baozi

Chapter 2 – Lin Xu rubbed Su Cheng’s doggy head

Su Cheng was so frightened that he felt his bladder tighten, nearly peeing all over Lin Xu’s body.

After all, he had heard about the toy poodle’s reputation for wanting to mount everything in sight.

“Woof woof woof!”

Please, no!

Su Cheng yelped until he was blue in the face, burrowing into Lin Xu’s chest like his life depended on it.

“Go, play with them.” Lin Xu completely did not get Su Cheng’s message. On the contrary, he aided the evil-doers, putting Su Cheng down in the middle of the pack of dogs.

Su Cheng had once counted. male G.o.d’s house was rearing six toy poodles. A toy poodle maniac.

Excluding himself, there were five.

Su Cheng had only just touched the ground when those five other thirsty toy poodles impatiently mounted his body

Su Cheng completely lost his reason, loudly barking and howling: “Woof woof woof!?”

Do you know that you’ve already sent your future wife into the tiger’s den!?

However, ten seconds later Su Cheng realised. these five toy poodles, all of them were eunuchs.

Even though they still retained the toy poodle’s natural instincts and liked to mount objects and hump them, they were actually eunuchs.

Su Cheng let out a breath of air, half relieved and half horrified.

Relieved because in actual fact, they would not be able to rape him. Horrified because he would soon become a eunuch as well!

No no no turning into a dog must be a momentary thing, perhaps after a night’s sleep he would change back.

Su Cheng calmly consoled himself, his head full of black lines, as he was surrounded by the five other dogs.

“Why is he the only one that hasn’t been spayed?”

“He will soon be spayed too, he’s just younger than us.”

“Tch, couldn’t do him.”

“f.u.c.k!”

“Bite him!”

The dog eunuchs whispered among themselves. Five pairs of black, bean-like eyes glared at Su Cheng.

So, they’re jealous.

It’s just pure, naked jealousy.

Su Cheng thought in his heart.

At this time Lin Xu had finished dressing and come downstairs, holding a large pack of dog food. A rustling sound emerged as he poured it into the dog food bowl.

The five other toy poodles immediately stopped clamouring and stuck their heads into the bowl to eat the food.

And yet Su Cheng just stood in his original spot with a stupefied look on his face.

“You should also go and eat.” Lin Xu patted Su Cheng on the head.

“Woof.”

I’m definitely not going to eat dog food..

Su Cheng not only did not go, he took two steps backwards.

“Go quickly.” Lin Xu said firmly.

Su Cheng shook his doggy head rapidly and ran off, looking everywhere for something he could write with.

He first thought of using his mouth to grip the pen and write.

Su Cheng ran ahead, Lin Xu following behind him with a puzzled facetoday, this dog seemed to be behaving abnormally.

Pa.s.sing by the table in the living room, Su Cheng was pleasantly surprised to discover that there was, unexpectedly, a readily-available notebook and pen placed on top of it. There was even a chair next to it.

Su Cheng clumsily jumped onto the chair, putting up his two front paws on the table edge, and picked up the ballpoint pen with his mouth, intending to write on the paper.

However.

He underestimated the difficulty of writing with the pen using his mouth.

Not only was it almost impossible to control the direction, there was also a pattering sound as a big puddle of saliva dripped from his mouth.

The drool even caused the words that Lin Xu had written previously on the book to become smudged.

It really was the worst.

Lin Xu lost his patience, picking up Su Cheng and placing him on the ground. He s.n.a.t.c.hed the pen away from Su Cheng and closed the notebook. He even went to the extent of putting the pen on a high bookshelf, scolding Su Cheng with an unhappy tone of voice: “Stop causing trouble!”

Not only was he turned into a dog without reason, he was even reprimanded by his male G.o.d. Su Cheng’s mind was filled with grievance.

He was so aggrieved that his tears almost fell!

Su Cheng looked at Lin Xu for a moment with eyes br.i.m.m.i.n.g with tears, before an idea suddenly flashed through his mind: even though writing with a pen using his mouth was harder than he thought he would he, but using his paw dipped in water on the floor would definitely be possible!

So Su Cheng again turned his head and ran.

To find water, obviously he had to go to the bathroom.

Thereupon, Lin Xu stared blankly as the toy poodle that had recently been sleeping in his blankets every day, suddenly ran wildly into the toilet, stretched out his paw towards the toilet water, and dipped it in

Before Su Cheng had gotten the chance to use his wet paw to write on the floor, Lin Xu had already picked him up and deposited him into the bathtub.

Hot water poured down with a roar.

“So dirty.” Lin Xu coldly washed Su Cheng’s paw and then took the opportunity to give him a bath. He shampooed Su Cheng while scolding him sternly. “You’re not allowed to put your paw into the toilet bowl, understand?”

Then Su Cheng was groped by male G.o.d inside and out, from top to bottom.

“Woowoof”

Feels good.

Su Cheng was stroked till his spirit and soul were turned upside down. His doggy face showed a satisfied expression.

After the bath was done, Su Cheng was lifted up by Lin Xu and given a cursory wipe down and then blown dry using the hairdryer.

Throughout the blow dry process, Su Cheng’s expression was very calm.

Completely unlike other dogs who would struggle when faced with the hairdryer.

“Why are you so obedient today?” Lin Xu rubbed Su Cheng’s doggy head once and then suddenly, without any warning, dropped a kiss on his furry forehead.

“..” Su Cheng went limp against male G.o.d’s chest.

Oh my G.o.dddddddd male G.o.d kissed me!!!