Be a Mentor In Love Variety Shows - Chapter 30
This smell is extremely domineering, scrambling to drill into the nostrils of the guests.
The first person to react was Zheng Shu. He made a “yue” gesture and frowned tightly, “Who is it? Are you telling me to eat properly?”
Xin Nancheng put down his chopsticks with a look of discomfort.
Su Fu complained, “It’s really disgusting.”
Even Pei Xi put on a mask of pain on his face. He glanced at Lu Yan and asked in a deep voice, “It’s you, isn’t it?”
As these words fell, other people’s eyes were on Lu Yan.
Most people’s eyes looked a bit optimistic, but Yao Hanhan and Xin Nancheng had a bit of concern in their eyes.
Lu Yan took off a wet towel, covered his nose, and didn’t bother to talk to Pei Xi.
Lu Yan probably knew who was farting, but he didn’t know what expression Pei Xi would have on his face after he knew who was farting.
During this period of time, the smell of stinky farts has been sounding continuously, very rhythmically. After a while, the whole living room is filled with the unpleasant smell of stinky farts.
Zheng Shu became a little impatient, “I persuade this farting person to stand up, and it has already seriously affected other people’s meals!”
As soon as he finished speaking, Mu Baozhu stood up with a pale face, covered his stomach with his hands, and hurried to the bathroom.
In an instant, everyone understood.
Pei Xi, Zheng Shu, and Su Fu’s complexions suddenly turned ugly. Especially Su Fu and Zheng Shu. Su Fu just complained that this farter is disgusting. He thought it was Lu Yan who farted, and no matter how bad it was, it was someone else. He never expected that what he complained about was actually his goddess.
The same goes for Zheng Shu. He was also making things difficult for this fart just now, and even made people stand up.
Yao Hanhan looked like he was eating melons, “What did she eat?”
Lu Yan glanced at the plate containing the pumpkin pie, and replied casually, “Who knows.”
After a while, Mu Baozhu came out of the bathroom with a pale face. As soon as she came out, Pei Xi stepped forward and asked, “Sister, how are you?”
“I…” As soon as Mu Baozhu said a word, he bent down and covered his stomach and ran to the bathroom again.
Everyone felt that something was wrong at this time.
Nuo Nuo, “It feels like she’s eating too much, but everyone eats the same thing every day.”
Yao Hanhan looked at the food on the table, “Which dish is the problem?”
Nuo Nuo, “This matter must be clarified. If there is a problem with the food, we must seek an explanation from the five-star hotel.”
Yao Hanhan, “That’s right, if it’s really the chef’s problem in a five-star hotel, then how dare we continue to order food there in the future?”
Mu Baozhu, who had just come out of the bathroom, happened to overhear this conversation. If they really went to fight against the chef, there was no guarantee that they wouldn’t find out that she had tampered with the food.
If they really found out that she had put laxatives in the pumpkin pie, who would dare to get along with her without any grudges in the future?
Thinking about it this way, Mu Baozhu hurriedly said, “It’s none of the chef’s business, it’s me.”
Everyone looked at her at the same time.
“Recently, I have some constipation, so I took a little medicine for defecation, but I didn’t expect to take too much.”
Mu Baozhu couldn’t tell because she was suffering, she thought she wanted to deal with Lu Yan, so that she couldn’t go to the dinner party tomorrow, but she didn’t expect that she would take the laxative in the end.
But she can’t say anything now, and she has to try her best to find a reason.
Once she explained it like this, everyone understood.
After only such a little time passed, Mu Baozhu couldn’t bear to go to the bathroom again.
Within half a quarter of an hour, she had gone to the bathroom three times, which showed how heavily she had taken the laxatives. But this scene fell in the eyes of others, even if she was really constipated before, it was pitiful.
Through this incident, the image of “little fairy” that Mu Baozhu left in the hearts of everyone at the beginning has completely disappeared.
In their view, she is just an ordinary person who eats whole grains and eats and drinks Lazard every day.
Not to mention the immortal energy, it’s really gone now, not only is it not there, every time everyone thinks of her, they probably can’t help but think back to the scene where she kept farting.
When Mu Baozhu came out of the bathroom again, Nuo Nuo handed her half of the remaining honey with a caring face, “Don’t take medicine in the future, drink a glass of honey water every morning, the effect is very good.”
Yao Hanhan went to the kitchen to find some bananas, “Remember to eat more fruits.”
Mu Baozhu looked ugly.
However, the reason I found, I have to accept it even if I kneel down.
She smiled reluctantly, “Okay, thank you.”
Lu Yan had nothing to give, she smiled and said, “Next time, you should stand up as soon as possible, so as not to be called disgusting.”
As soon as Lu Yan said this, the scene that Su Fu deliberately forgot was brought back to life.
Just now, it was he who said loudly that people who fart are disgusting.
Mu Baozhu’s face was not very good-looking.
Seeing the look on the goddess’ face, Su Fu knew in his heart that he was probably lost.
There was also an interactive love game at night, but because Mu Baozhu was unwell, the game was canceled.
Seeing that there was no activity at night, Lu Yan went back to his room.
When she was sleeping, she could vaguely hear the sound of the toilet being flushed downstairs.
Pei Xi seemed to have been asking how Mu Baozhu was doing, but Mu Baozhu couldn’t help but go to the toilet again after he couldn’t say a few words.
Lu Yan felt that this might be a restless night, so she didn’t fall asleep, but slept as usual.
In the early hours of the morning, she was awakened by the sound of a car starting at the door of the heartbeat cabin.
Heartbeat House is built in the suburbs, and there are few people nearby, and the sound of cars driving in and out is hardly heard in the early morning.
After a while, the car drove away.
Lu Yan turned over on the bed. Mu Baozhu probably couldn’t bear it anymore and went to the hospital.
Mu Baozhu probably never imagined that she would die. She wanted to take laxatives, but in the end it fell on her own head.
Lu Yan is almost tired of saying the word self-inflicted.
She didn’t care about Mu Baozhu, and went to sleep on her own.
At seven o’clock the next morning, neither Mu Baozhu nor Pei Xi came back.
When she went downstairs with a refreshed face, Yao Hanhan stepped forward to gossip with her, “Both of them haven’t come back all night, so Mu Baozhu’s condition is probably quite serious.”
Can it be serious? The laxative must be overdose.
The merit body is like a protective cover, firmly protecting her and reflecting all damage.
Mu Baozhu wanted to hurt her, so she could only suffer the consequences.
Neither of them mentioned anything about Mu Baozhu.
Last night’s love interactive game was a dove, and today’s game during the day can no longer be a dove.
The director quickly announced the rules of the game.
“Truth or dare, everyone must have played this game, but our truth is not ordinary today, it is not random, and there is no need to empty the bottle. Today, guests can ask each other questions, and each person only has one chance to ask questions. Please Everyone take advantage of the opportunity. Of course, if the selected guests don’t want to answer this question, they can choose the big adventure. The contents of the big adventure are all put in the box, and you can choose randomly.”
After the rules were announced, several guests looked at each other in blank dismay.
Obviously, none of them wanted to ask anyone else. Male guests are not interested in female guests. Since there is no interest, then naturally there is no question to ask.
The female guests knew that the male guests were Mu Baozhu’s licking dogs, so they didn’t want to be bored by themselves, so they simply didn’t bother to join in the fun.
Thus, the scene fell into an awkward silence.
At this moment, Xin Nancheng raised his hand suddenly, “Director, can the guest ask the instructor the truth?”
The director sighed, “Yes.”
This love variety show was originally intended to serve Pei Xi. Now that Pei Xi and the person he is pursuing are not there, the guests can do whatever they want.
After the director finished speaking, Xin Nancheng quickly asked his own question, “Mr. Lu, what is your first impression of me? Do you think I’m handsome, or what?”
Lu Yan’s expression lacked interest, “First impression?”
“That’s right.” Xin Nancheng seemed looking forward to it. Could it be that Lu Yan’s first impression of him was only the Sea King? Not a shred of other impressions? For example, think he looks pretty good or something.
Lu Yan said without expression, “Not a good person.”
Xin Nancheng almost thought he heard it wrong.
He had a face full of doubts about life. For the first time in his life, he had doubts about his appearance. Once, he relied on this mixed-race face to be invincible and invincible among girls. He has lived for twenty-two years, and this is the first time he has heard such a comment as “not a good person”.
“I don’t look like a nice guy?”
Lu Yan propped his chin with one hand, and said lightly, “This is the second question.”
[This is definitely the most sincere truth, the kind that is not mixed with a little water. 】
[Hahahahaha, you don’t look like a nice person. 】
【Xin Nancheng looked dazed, probably the first time someone said that hahahaha. 】
【Mr. Lu is really sincere and never says polite words! 】
Xin Nancheng’s question may have turned on some kind of switch, and soon, Yao Hanhan asked Lu Lan a question.
“Mr. Lu, how do you evaluate me?”
Yao Hanhan really wants to know what he looks like in the eyes of outsiders.
Lu Yan commented lightly, “A star chasing girl.”
Yao Hanhan couldn’t help laughing out loud when he heard this comment.
It can be said to be a very accurate review.
Every time she was infatuated with the male **** Jing Yi, Teacher Lu would always watch her.
After Yao Hanhan finished asking, Zheng Shu sneered, “Since the other two guests have already asked, then let me ask Teacher Lu a question too.”
Lu Yan nodded, motioning for him to ask.
Zheng Shu folded his hands on his chest, with an unfriendly expression on his face, “Does Teacher Lu know that he is annoying?”
The question Zheng Shu asked was no different from direct provocation.
The audience in the live broadcast room was very angry, and everyone was waiting for Lu Yan’s answer.
Lu Yan said “Oh?”, and she replied lightly, “I don’t know.” After finishing speaking, she added, “No matter what I am, I can’t be more annoying than the old master of Versailles, right?”
[Hahahaha, Teacher Lu is amazing! Zheng Shu has nothing but a good birth! 】
[Ha ha ha ha! Accurate! 】
[Master of Versailles! That’s right, this Zheng Shu is very well dressed, old Versailles! 】
[If he cannot inherit the family property, Zheng Shu can only go to the construction site to move bricks. 】
All three guests asked Lu Yan questions, and Nuo Nuo couldn’t help it anymore.
“Mr. Lu, what about me? What’s your first impression of me?”
Lu Yan glanced at her, telling the truth, “You are relatively mediocre, and I don’t usually notice you very much.”
[Hahahahaha, I died laughing. 】
[That’s right, among all the guests, Nuomuo’s presence is really not strong. 】
[Nuo Nuo has an expression of disbelief hahaha. 】
[Mr. Lu 1v4, don’t lose the wind, it’s too strong! 】
When it was Su Fu’s turn, he faltered.
He didn’t want to rush to humiliate himself, so he voluntarily gave up this opportunity.
However, guests will be punished if they forgo the opportunity to ask questions. The punishment is to draw a big adventure from the big adventure box.
Su Fu drew “Jumping Little Swan.”
His face is pale. What is the difference between letting him dance the swan dance with a boy and public execution?
But everyone asked questions, only he didn’t ask questions, and he could only follow the big adventure.
He closed his eyes tightly, stood on tiptoe, put his arms around his waist, and began to dance the cygnets.
The music teacher played a background bgm, Su Fu danced a little swan and then stopped soon.
After reading it, Lu Yan commented sincerely, “It’s not like a swan, but a clumsy duck.”
[Hahahaha, it’s really clumsy! 】
[Sure enough, even if he gave up asking questions, Su Fu did not escape the fate of being commented! 】
[However, Teacher Lu’s evaluation is true. 】
[Watching Su Fu dance, I almost died laughing. 】
[This could probably become his black history. 】
After today’s love interaction session is over, it will soon be time for lunch.
After lunch, Father Lu’s people came to the door.
A nanny car stopped in front of the heartbeat cabin, and then a group of stylists got out of the car one by one.
Seeing this big battle, Yao Hanhan was surprised, “My God, what are these people doing here?”
Lu Yan said lightly, “They are here to find me.”
Soon, the team leader came over to Lu Yan, “Is that Miss Lu?”
“yes.”
“Boss Lu asked us to give you styling.”
Lu Yan nodded, “Come with me.”
After speaking, she led the group of people back to her room.
There were only Yao Hanhan and Lu Yan nearby, so only Yao Hanhan heard the phrase “Mr. Lu” except Lu Yan.
Although Yao Hanhan didn’t know which Mr. Lu was Mr. Lu, it didn’t prevent her from being excited.
Lu Yan and Mr. Lu both have the surname Lu. Could it be that Lu Yan’s family background is actually not ordinary?
Thinking that she had overheard Su Xiaoxiao’s comment behind Lu Yan’s family background before, it was not sufficient, Yao Hanhan didn’t tell anyone what she heard.
Maybe, Teacher Lu will surprise everyone soon!
When Lu Yan was doing styling in the room, Mu Baozhu was still lying in the hospital.
She took the laxatives too hard and ended up killing herself.
Mu Baozhu helplessly watched the time go by.
She looked at Pei Xi with red eyes, “Brother Pei, can you take me to the dinner party?”
Pei Xi looked embarrassed.
He also really wanted to take Mu Baozhu there, but if Mu Baozhu moved, she might have to go to the bathroom again.
He said helplessly, “Sister, why can’t you wait another day? You took too much laxative medicine yesterday, and the situation has not stabilized yet. If you are well now, I will definitely take you with me.” go.”
Mu Baozhu tightly clenched his fists.
This laxative was originally prepared for Lu Yan. But she didn’t know what went wrong halfway, and it ended up hurting herself.
She knew Pei Xi was right. She can’t even walk now, and once she leaves, she has to go to the bathroom again.
Not being able to go to the dinner party made her feel unwilling, helpless and regretful.
Unfortunately, in this world, there is no medicine for regret.
By the time Mu Baozhu was so regretful that his guts were turning green, Lu Yan had already finished modeling his whole body.
She put on a well-fitting little black suit, wore low-heeled black leather shoes, and straightened her black hair. In addition, her facial features have become more refined and glamorous recently, and she looks valiant and heroic.
Even if her appearance is not considered the top in the entertainment industry, her temperament is definitely the most special.
The stylist looked at his work with satisfaction and asked, “Miss Lu, is this okay?”
Lu Yan glanced at himself in the mirror, nodded and said, “Not bad.”
The person in the mirror already has 60% of her appearance in her previous life.
Although the appearance is not perfect, nor is it as good-looking as before, but the temperament is very close.
A touch of nobility in the indifference.
My sister is very proud, she is not worthy of scum.
When Lu Yan led the styling team behind him downstairs, Lu Beicai’s assistant was already waiting at the door of the heartbeat cabin.
Seeing this battle, Su Xiaoxiao said sourly, “Is Teacher Lu hugging his thigh?”
My father is naturally considered a thigh.
Lu Yan replied generously, “Yes.”
Su Xiaoxiao choked on such an honest “yes”, and her heart became more and more sour.
But she thought, Lu Yan is really stupid enough to admit that she hugged her thigh in front of the audience in the live broadcast room. Isn’t she afraid of being hacked?
At this time, under the envious and complicated eyes of others, Lu Nan got into the car specially sent by Lu’s father.