Be Crazy Demon Survival System - Chapter 98

Chen Fang: Hello, everyone, I am todays charge daffaires, Fang Ge. Yes, there is one and only precious straight man Fang Ge in this novel~ I will host the first half of the Sixty Questions about Sexuality (Harmony Edition). .

Q1

Chen Fang: You two, please sign up.

Xu Qichen: Xu Qichen (gentle laugh)

Xia Zhixu: Xu Qichen’s husband. (Proud face)

Xu Qichen: What people ask is the name, not the identity…

Xia Zhixu: Oh. My name is Xia Zhixu, Xia Zhixu’s Xia, and Xu Qichen’s Xu.

Q2

Chen Fang: My little brothers, how good are you this year?

Xu Qichen: 25 years old.

Xia Zhixu: Same as him~

Xu Qichen: No, you haven’t celebrated your birthday yet.

Xia Zhixu: What are you doing so seriously? My age is 25~

Xu Qichen: No, there is no 25 without a birthday. You are now 24 years old, one year younger than me.

Xia Zhixu: OK~ You have the final say in our house~ (touching the head)

Chen Fang: Please respect me as a single dog.

Q3

Chen Fang: (Rolling up sleeves) Come, describe the other party’s character.

Xia Zhixu: Our family is Chenchen. When I was a child, I was a kid who spoke very little, but he had a very kind heart and kept everything in his heart. After getting acquainted with it, you will find that he is actually very sincere and gentle. When he is unhappy, he will hang his head. When he is happy, he will increase his words. He is also super coquettish (although unintentionally). Now he is becoming more and more arrogant. More attributes will be developed. In short, Xu children are the cutest in the world…

Chen Fang: Stop! You’re overtime (pick the watch), come here, and the other party will ask your friend.

Xu Qichen: Like the sun, but it also has a fragile side.

Q4

Chen Fang: Describe your personality~

Xia Zhixu: Its hot outside and cold inside. It seems that I am good at socializing but I dont enjoy it. But every smile on my little ancestor comes from the heart!

Xu Qichen: Lets be cold outside and hot inside. I used to be cowardly and pessimistic, but now its much better, and its more cheerful than before.

Q5

Chen Fang: When was the first time the two met? What is the first impression?

Xia Zhixu: 7:39 AM on September 1, 2015! It was the first day of my high school. I was attracted by his temperament when I saw him. At that time, he was covered with injuries. He looked like a stray cat hiding in the crowd carefully. It was very painful. And he took the initiative to ask me for candy, but in the end I couldn’t give him the candy, which was a bit regretful.

Xu Qichen: The first day of school. The first impression…a bit strange. When I was in the car, I felt that someone had been looking at me. He was wearing the same school uniform as me. I felt weird but didn’t say anything. Moreover, this person was very good-looking. Later, when the hypoglycemia broke out, I asked this man for help, but when he was buying sugar, he was taken away to rest by an aunt. I was a little sorry at the time. I was sitting in the breakfast shop thinking about it.

Xia Zhixu: (Grasp the key point) Did you notice me when you were in the car? Still think I look good?

Chen Fang: (Interrupting) People think you are abnormal…

Xu Qichen: Because you have been staring at me, you will find out no matter how slow you are. But at the time I thought you were just curious, after all I had a lot of injuries.

Xia Zhixu: No! I also think you look good, your skin is white and your hair looks soft…

Chen Fang: Have you seen it, girls, how realistic this face-seeing world is. (sigh)

Q6

Chen Fang: What do you like about each other?

Xia Zhixu: I like it all, from the outside to the inside.

Xu Qichen: (Suddenly grasping the right to ask questions) What if you have to choose one?

Xia Zhixu: If you have to choose…probably, no matter how much pain the world gives you, you can still treat it gently, this kind of peaceful power. What about you

Xu Qichen: Perseverance and enthusiasm. But in fact, I like everything about you, as well as all of your hobbies and ailments.

Chen Fang: Who of you buys single dog insurance for me?

Q7

Chen Fang: (standbook) I like this question hahaha. What do you hate each other most? Must answer!

Xia Zhixu: (Thinking hard)… He doesn’t take good care of himself every time, he steps on the ground barefoot, he doesn’t eat well, and there are always inexplicable peach blossoms around him.

Xu Qichen: Speaking of peach blossoms…Who are we two more? Your peach blossoms have opened from the Yangtze River Bridge to the Himalayas.

Xia Zhixu: (Hug Chenchen) I can’t even look at it, really! I have stayed like a jade for you for ten years!

Chen Fang: (Tears away Xia Zhixu) Okay, keep it away. Comrade Xiao Xu, please answer, what do you hate about Xia Zhixu?

Xu Qichen: Self-doubt, lack of security. Actually it’s not a dislike. I like any part of him. I just want him to know that I am the same as him. I have loved him for ten years. It is impossible to have such a relationship in this life. I am not very good at expressing feelings, which may give him the illusion that I don’t love him that much. But in fact it is not. I have written several million-word novels for so many years, and every word is written for him.

Xia Zhixu: (He stretched out his hand to hug Chenchen, but was pulled away by Chen Fang)

Q8

Chen Fang: You two, how do you usually call each other?

Xia Zhixu: The most frequent name is “little ancestor”, followed by little friend Xu, because I think he is super cute. Sometimes it’s called Chenchen (everyone calls it) or baby. On more formal occasions, he would be called Qichen.

Xu Qichen: Most of the time, there is no title, so I just speak. When he is more serious, he will be called to know Xu. When joking, he will call him Little Sun.

Chen Fang: (showing wretched expression) Little~~too~~yang~~

Xia Zhixu: Get out.

Q9

Chen Fang: What do you want each other to call yourself?

Xia Zhixu: Husband, or Zhixu brother (expanded fantasy)

Chen Fang: I’ll spit up first (hold fists)

Xu Qichen: Just… the little ancestor will do, eh.

Chen Fang: Xiao Xu, your ears are a bit red~

Xu Qichen: Yes, are you…

Xia Zhixu: Do you remember what I said? I want to hear you call my husband…

Chen Fang: (Covering Xia Zhixu’s mouth) Next question!

Q10

Chen Fang: If you use an animal metaphor, what do you think the other person is? What a boring question!

Xia Zhixu: Snow-white kitten. And it was the little stray cat that I picked up home. At first, it was very cold and often scratched me with its paws, but after being familiar with it, it would stick to my kitten.

Xu Qichen: Large dogs, such as Golden Retriever, or German Shepherd, very loyal and smart.

Q11

Chen Fang: What would you choose if you wanted to give the other party a gift?

Xia Zhixu: Actually, I was quite distressed, because I wanted to give him everything I saw. I was like this before I was together, so I didnt have my own preferences for a while. The first thing I thought about when I saw something was him. like or not.

Chen Fang: You are too infatuated!

Xu Qichen: Gift… cook him a meal yourself.

Chen Fang: (Heears cooking and starts to cry) Give me a CP! I also want to love bento!

Xia Zhixu: You are an officially designated single dog (laughs)

Xu Qichen: Let me make it for you next time you come to my house.

Chen Fang: (Crying bitterly) Xiao Xu is the best 1551

Xia Zhixu; get out.

Q12

Chen Fang: (Blowing his nose) What gift do I want?

Xia Zhixu: Xu Qichen himself!

Xu Qichen: Xia, Xia know Xu. (Ears are red again)

Chen Fang: Damn, the freshly ventilated nose was besieged by the sour smell of love again.

Q13

Chen Fang: I like that part of the other party the most. Hey, hey, it’s not allowed to be too restricted. I leave it to Xia Xiqing to host the restricted level. I can’t hold it.

Xu Qichen: Eyes, nose, tiger teeth…I like facial features, so let’s face it.

Xia Zhixu: So you just like my face?

Xu Qichen: (Seriously) Don’t all people who like you like your face?

Chen Fang: It’s too dei!

Xia Zhixu: (sighs) I like his legs the most. They are long, straight and white. I also like his ankles and hip bones. Recently I like to rub the thin skin on his hip bones. They are very comfortable to pinch…

Chen Fang: Stop! Don’t talk about it, perverted leg control! (Cover your ears)

Xia Zhixu: You still say me! Didnt you say that you like stockings last time!

Chen Fang: I mean it’s in the film, and it’s not a real person!

Xu Qichen: The film…

Xia Zhixu: I haven’t seen it, he is not Amway me. (But I have begun to fantasize about silk stockings…)

Q14

Chen Fang; What regrets the two of you most?

Xia Zhixu: On the day he broke off with me, I didn’t dare to confess to him directly. Actually, I was ready, but I was scared when he said he was not gay. If I said it directly at the time, maybe the next thing would be different. But that was not a good time either. At that time, we were too young and we could not control many things. If we were really together, we would not necessarily come to the end. So it’s not a pity to think about it now.

Xu Qichen: After being with him, I don’t feel any regrets anymore. Many people may regret the years we missed, but I think that is the way to go.

Q15

Chen Fang: Where did they first date? After the formal relationship

Xia Zhixu: After the formal contact…my parents’ house.

Chen Fang: Damn, you are too impatient! I saw my parents when I was together.

Xu Qichen: Yes, his parents’ house. To be more precise, it was the small bed in his bedroom.

Chen Fang: FuckSlot

Xia Zhixu: We didn’t do anything, so we lay down and watched the stars, covered the quilt, chatted and slept.

Chen Fang: Me! Do not! phase! letter!

Q16

Chen Fang: What was the atmosphere at that time? (Actually I dont want to listen)

Xia Zhixu: The atmosphere is very good. I feel that my wish for many years has been fulfilled and my happiness is about to explode.

Xu Qichen: It’s very romantic, especially when he told me Roche’s limit, he felt like he had entered a very beautiful little universe.

Q17

Chen Fang: Where did it go at that time? (Do not listen or listen to the eighth chanting)

Xia Zhixu: He always wanted me to kiss him but I never kissed him, and then he finally couldn’t hold back and came over and teased me hahaha, super cute~

Xu Qichen: Shut up…

Xia Zhixu: Bah, I forcibly kissed our little ancestor, and our little ancestor did not move.

Chen Fang: Xia Zhixu, you are too spine.

Q19

Chen Fang: If the other party celebrates their birthday, what will you do?

Xia Zhixu: Actually, we haven’t had a birthday since we were together. I remember when I was in high school, because his birthday was in February and school hadnt started yet, I ran to the bookstore and bought a book for him, but I called him a lot of phone calls that day and didnt answer it. I was very sad. When I went to find him, there was no one in his house, so I wrapped the book and put it in front of his house. I didn’t dare to ask about it later.

Xu Qichen: I was taken out by my aunt to celebrate my birthday that day, and I forgot to take my mobile phone. When I came home, I found a book at the door, which was strange. As soon as I turned on the phone, a dozen missed calls were all from Xia Zhixu. When he called him back, he hesitated again, which was especially strange.

Xia Zhixu: Anyway, I am a strange person in your eyes.

Xu Qichen: The strange thing I said is the highest level of praise, which is equivalent to the cuteness in your mouth.

Chen Fang: (Another crit) Xiao Xu, what will you do on the other’s birthday?

Xu Qichen: If it is now…send him a request voucher with an unlimited period of use, and you can promise him everything unconditionally.

Chen Fang: Qichen, I advise you not to…

Xia Zhixu: Can I have my birthday tomorrow! Can I overdraw!

Xu Qichen: (shakes head decisively) In high school, on his birthday, many classmates gave gifts. I just secretly gave him the gifts I bought while he was not in the drawer.

Xia Zhixu: Have you ever given me a gift? (Shock)

Xu Qichen: Yes, it is a pen in the first semester of high school, and a CD in the second semester of high school, a new album by the singer you like.

Xia Zhixu: (I’m going back now to find gifts, don’t stop me)

Chen Fang: (holding on tightly) I really can’t do this job!

Q20

Chen Fang: Which side of you confessed first?

Xia Zhixu: I (showing my teeth and triumphantly)

Xu Qichen: He, but in the last world of the system, I confessed first.

Xia Zhixu: So I like that world best! Can we cosplay that world every day?

Xu Qichen: Are you Fong?

Q21

Chen Fang: When did you find that you like each other? I have something to say about this question. Xia Zhixu, the bastard, is a face-smashing madman. Dont you know, Xiao Xu. He said before that he would never fall in love at first sight. He turned his head and fell in love with you. He also said that he would never talk about it in high school. When you are in love, you turn your head and chase you away, saying that you will never be as stupid as his brother. This is ten years. (Bumps Xia Zhixu’s arm) It broke your family record.

Xia Zhixu: Shut up.

Xu Qichen: (Pushing his mouth and smiling without talking)

Xia Zhixu: Actually, the first time I saw him, I liked him. But I was so slow, I always thought it was friendship. One day I was walking on the road and saw a very funny tree. My first reaction was to take it and send it to him. When I was about to send it, I felt something was wrong, very wrong.

Xu Qichen: Is that tree the WeChat avatar you used in the first world? Lin Ran’s head.

Xia Zhixu: Yes, isn’t it funny?

Xu Qichen: Not really.

Chen Fang: Xia Zhixu is a fool. Don’t talk to him, Xiao Xu, when did you find that you like him?

Xu Qichen: It should be after reading the book with him in the bookstore. I bought the book I read with him later. Every time I opened it, I would think of his smiling face, and I couldn’t see a word in it. I never did it like this. I locked the book in a drawer and never took it out again.

Q22

Chen Fang: What do you think is your rival in love?

Xia Zhixu: As long as someone looks at our little ancestor, I will put him/her in the category of rivals.

Chen Fang: You even eat your uncle’s jealousy. I laughed for three days and three nights after knowing that day. Hahaha, Xia Xiqing also bet that Xia Zhixu will never catch you in three years. He is too godly. Xia Zhixu, why don’t you give my surname, brother Fang will give you one, vinegar!

Xia Zhixu: Billowing.

Xu Qichen: So far, there are no rivals in love, but his suitors are really troublesome. When going out, there are often people who speak up in an open manner. Although I usually feel nothing, but sometimes I still get jealous.

Xia Zhixu: I like to see you jealous the most.

Xu Qichen: Then I won’t be jealous anymore.

Q23

Chen Fang: What does the other party do that will make you feel like nothing?

Xia Zhixu: Acting as a baby, either consciously or unconsciously, as long as he acts as a baby, my heart will immediately melt away, and I want to promise him everything.

Xu Qichen: Stupid. For example, when I went to my signing event, I had to hug me and kiss me in public. Just… I can’t help him.

Q24

Chen Fang: The sexiest face of the other party? (No… your problem is to test on the edge of high speed)

Xia Zhixu: I just took off my glasses and squinted slightly to see my expression. And when he was drunk, he looked innocent and seductive.

Xu Qichen: An expression of extreme tolerance.

Chen Fang: (Eat whales!!)

Xia Zhixu: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, my baby.

Xu Qichen: Just tell the truth (naive face)

Q25

Chen Fang: When two people’s heart beats the most together?

Xia Zhixu: When you smile sweetly at me and tell me he likes me very much by playing a straight ball, my heart beats faster.

Xu Qichen: Sometimes he would suddenly say something very heartwarming, and after listening to it, he couldn’t control his heartbeat. And I am very good at using theorems to confess, which is really attractive.

Chen Fang: It turns out that the root cause of my singleness is scumbag…

Q26

Chen Fang: Which world do you like most in the system?

Xia Zhixu: The world of vampires! The beauty of that world is so cute! (Excited)

Chen Fang: You endured the explosion.

Xu Qichen: It’s the first world, it’s the first time I have contacted him in the psychological sense. Although I didn’t understand anything at that time, I was still passive. From his perspective, it should be very sad.

Xia Zhixu: From my perspective, the whole essay is a super-level-abuse-essay.

Q27

Chen Fang: What kind of mentality do you create/enter the system?

Xia Zhixu: …To be honest, I just hold the mentality of drinking poison to quench my thirst, thinking about virtual ones, as long as I can have him once, I can be liberated (laughs). So in the first world, I used many methods to win his attention. There may be many counterproductives. Therefore, when he did not respond to me at all, I could not help but think of reality and felt that I was completely hopeless. Through the virtual system The way to get psychological comfort is also stupid. At that time, I almost wanted to shut down the system, pretending that it never happened. But I was a little reluctant, so I persisted, just kept a little distance from him, so that he didn’t hate himself so much. I didn’t expect it to be successful in the end. In fact, Lin Ran in the first world was probably when I was the most vulnerable. There were many things I couldn’t say, I used him to say it, which was very uncomfortable.

Xu Qichen: I was tricked into coming in. At that time, I really thought that I had died suddenly, because the body in this industry was not very good, and I was very weak. I wanted to die and die, but I couldn’t worry about my aunt, and… I wanted to see Xia Zhixu again. I felt a bit regretful to leave like this, so I agreed to do the task.

Q28

Chen Fang: What changes do you feel after entering the system?

Xia Zhixu: Become confident. Actually, I used to be quite confident in all aspects. But since I met him, I started to lose confidence. Maybe it was because I liked him too much, and I thought it was impossible to be liked by him. After entering the system, in different worlds, I received more and more responses from him and accumulated more and more confidence. In the end, I will have the courage to spread everything out, no matter what the outcome is.

Xu Qichen: Learn how to love someone. In fact, I didn’t know how to like someone before, and even after realizing that I liked him, my subconscious reaction was to avoid it. But these worlds forced me to leave my comfort zone. Although the original intention was to do the task, it also released my long-fettered nature, learned to express my feelings, and learned to stop avoiding.

Chen Fang: I really want to cry when I hear these questions (the hunk is in tears) You two really missed too much, but unfortunately I don’t have Xia Xiqing, or I will assist you early.

Xia Zhixu: Don’t mess with me, thank God, and assist.

Q29

Chen Fang: Have you ever argued?

Xia Zhixu: No, I have been chasing people for ten years. How can I waste precious time on such a boring quarrel?

Chen Fang: Damn, you and I quarrel every day!

Xia Zhixu: Why are you embarrassed to compare you to ours? No b-number.

Xu Qichen: I can’t make a noise, he is most afraid that I will be angry, and be ready to beg for mercy at any time, full of desire for survival.

Q30

Chen Fang: What little hobbies does the other party have in their daily life?

Xia Zhixu: I especially like to kick me when Im nestling at home, especially when Im forced to ask me, I often kick me: “Say it, say it.” Super cute.

Chen Fang: Could you please tell me how many “cute” this wife-loving demon said.

Xu Qichen: I like to squeeze my hand. When leaning on the sofa, I like to grab my ankle and drag me to me.

Q31

Chen Fang: When will you feel loved? (I’m so full)

Xia Zhixu: He is very funny. He usually does his own things by himself. When he is in a good mood, he will come over and give me a kiss. Suddenly, he will run after the kiss, like a little fool. At that time, I thought he loved me very much.

Xu Qichen: Every moment. If you have to give an example… he has to hold me almost every day to fall asleep. But he was really heavy in sleep, and the alarm clock didnt wake up, but one night, I was holding his back to sleep, but I had a nightmare, so suddenly I turned over and turned to the other side. Suddenly I woke up, hugged me in a daze, pulled me into my arms and patted me on the back, and said “what’s the matter? The baby is not angry or not angry.” I am funny thinking about it now. I’m afraid I’m not happy.

Xia Zhixu: I don’t even remember (laughs)

Chen Fang: Hiccup…

Q32

Chen Fang: What is the way the other party expresses love?

Xia Zhixu: He would show me the side that he doesn’t always show up, such as being a little arrogant and so on. He is always a very gentle person in front of others.

Xu Qichen: So why did you say it? (Tsao Jiao starts)

Xia Zhixu: I was wrong, I was wrong.

Chen Fang: Tsk tusk (looks at Xia Zhixu with contempt)

Xu Qichen: Xia Zhixus way of expressing love hasnt changed since he was a child. He just gave you a brainstorm. (Starting to imitate) Do you like this? Give you. Do you like that? Give you. Give you everything you give you.

Xia Zhixu: (Seeing Xu Qichen imitating herself) So cute.

Counting gentleman: add 1. Hey, how many times did I count?

Q33

Chen Fang: What flowers will you send to the other party?

Xia Zhixu: A super big bunch of sunflowers, the golden kind.

Xu Qichen: Daisy.

Xia Zhixu: Huh? Have you sent me daisies? (Trying to remember) When did it come?

Xu Qichen: Just forget it if you can’t remember.

Chen Fang: Hey~~I remember~

Xia Zhixu: Don’t, what does daisy mean? You tell me?

Xu Qichen: No. (Open Tsundere mode again)

Q34

Chen Fang: Do you two hide anything from each other?

Xia Zhixu: In the past, secret love should be counted, no one said it, it was hidden. It should be gone now.

Xu Qichen: I secretly ate his last smoking cessation lollipop this morning. (Suddenly whispered)

Xia Zhixu: If you eat my quit smoking candy, then I can only eat you to quit smoking.

Xu Qichen: (Ears are red)

Chen Fang: Fuck you, don’t make a yellow tone in front of I! You rascal!

Xia Zhixu: Tsk tsk, I have never seen a straight man in the world.

Q35

Chen Fang: Do you think the love between you and your partner can last forever?

Xia Zhixu: Of course I can. I’ve lived to love this person for half my life.

Xu Qichen: Yes. I am very confident about this alone.