Beauty is always a trouble maker - Chapter 1155

No one knows the exact age of master Kongkong.

When he was still in the age of Gao Fei, the old thief said he was eighty-eight years old.

But goofy’s eldest son is about to pick up a girl. He still says he’s eighty-eight.

The cicada is a beautiful girl.

So, why would master Kongkong call her younger martial sister?

It’s been thousands of years since I came to visit the Jing family.

And master Kongkong is a Buddhist, and jingchan is a Taoist.

It’s hard to know how the elder martial brothers and sisters were able to survive because of the big difference in age and the long distance between them.

Jing Chan is such a “eloquent” girl, but she doesn’t have any opinions because master Kongkong calls her younger martial sister.

Because she knows very well that the “broken army Temple” in the northwest and Feilai temple in the south of Jiangsu, no matter what age, and no matter what age difference between the two sides, are all in proportion to the brothers and sisters.

This is also the only one among many ancestral rules that can satisfy Jing Chan.

Think about it. How successful is it that a girl with double ten beauty can be called brother and sister with an old thief?

But even if the old thief shouts her ten thousand little younger martial sister, she can’t press the angry flame.

“You said that today’s broken cauldron might hold the money. Now you should give our Taoist priest 10000 yuan to have a try.”

The Taoist priest Jing Chan didn’t care about the painful feet, and kicked master Kongkong’s knee.

The old monk was full of bitterness and said in a low voice, “wuliangtianzun, younger martial sister, do you think elder martial brother has enough money in his bag? Don’t say it’s ten thousand yuan. I can’t even give one yuan. ”

“What are you talking about?”

Taoist priest Jing Chan kicked him hard again, pinched his waist with both hands, and looked at the old monk with burning eyes: “you, you tell me. What if that broken tripod really holds the money one day? ”

“Boundless heaven. The secret of heaven can not be revealed… ”

“I let NIMA out. Don’t give me any mystery. Today, you have to say. If you don’t, today next year will be your memorial day. Wocao, my father’s old man, is willing to teach me anything. Only when he lives in the golden age, what does it mean, but he can’t see it

The law is hidden from me. I, I don’t live any more. Let’s die together. ”

He has been asked 800 times, and his answers are like this every time, which makes the cicada even more furious.

She screamed and scolded. She was about to raise her foot, but she felt the pain again. When she drew back in time, she threw herself on master Kongkong, grabbed him by the neck with both hands and shook him desperately.

Master Kongkong immediately opened his mouth, stretched out his tongue, and rolled his eyes. When Jing Chan suddenly listened to the Taoist temple gate outside the window, she heard a gentle female voice: “is Taoist priest Jing Chan there? Sunanyin would like to pay a visit and make atonement. ”

What is the reaction of electric shock?

Just look at the cicada’s jerking back and releasing master Kongkong’s action.

She quickly stepped back and hurriedly arranged the pleated black robe, but she did not forget to stare at master Kongkong.

This is a silent warning to him: “if you dare to speak out, I will send you to the palace. If you dare to say what I did to you just now, I will send you to the palace

Master Kongkong immediately trembled, put his hands together, lowered his head to recite the Vajra Sutra, and passed for himself in advance.

“Su Jushi, I haven’t seen you for a long time. You are still like this. Ah, congratulations to Su Jushi. Congratulations to Su Jushi. Finally, his long cherished wish has come true and achieved good results. Amitabha, blessed by the empress Zetian. ”

The Taoist priest Jing Chan, who quickly arranged his black robe, walked out of the East chamber with a leisurely pace. He was already full of peace.

In fact, on the way back to the temple, when Shangguan drove around and hit someone, Jing Chan had already seen sunanyin.

Moreover, she can be sure that sunanyin is here to watch.

But now that she saw Sunan music, she still pretended that she had not seen her just now. This is… The noble demeanor.

However, jingchan’s surprise is not hypocrisy.

Some time ago, as soon as Sunan Yin came back to Sunan from Qingshan, she once came to fly to the temple, burning incense and making a wish, and presented a lot of incense money.

Of course, all the money fell on the ground, and could only be taken away under the gaze of Taoist jingchan.

Taoist priest Jing Chan is famous for her two sous. Even the so-called ruthless people on the road dare not think that when she lives alone in the mountains, she does something bad in the middle of the night. This is enough to prove that she has the ability that people dare not touch.

So, even if sunanyin didn’t say her biggest wish when she came to burn incense to make a wish last time, that is, to pray for Shen Yue to come to Sunan smoothly, Taoist jingchan saw it at a glance.

The last time sunanyin came here, although it was beautiful, its spirit could not be compared with the present.

Let’s make a very straightforward analogy.

The last time I came to Sunan sound, it was in late autumn

Now, she is a white peony in full bloom. Every hair is at least four or five years younger.

This, of course, is the result of boss Shen’s nearly broken waist.

Although Jing Chan is still a virgin, she can see from the face of Sunan sound that she has been nourished for nine times in the past 12 hours. In her heart, she angrily scolded, “you dare to come here to watch, you defile my Feng Shui”, but on the surface, she is dignified and kind

Smile, whisk a throw, walk slowly past.

She can see that sunanyin has finally achieved her long cherished wish and achieved the right result. Shen Yue doesn’t feel strange.

If she can’t even see that Guanyin’s wife is finally looking forward to her husband, what kind of person is she?

But Shen Yue was very surprised. She was clearly a Taoist, but she said “Amitabha” when she was shouting.

Completely instinctive, Shen Yue thought of master Kongkong.

Master Kongkong is a monk, but he always likes to talk about the boundless God. It’s a mess to pretend.

In front of her, this beautiful little Taoist loves to say Amitabha, which is similar to Kongkong.

It seems that the little Taoist is also a master of pretending that.

On the contrary, Shen Yue was not surprised when she heard what she said and was blessed by Empress Zetian.

What flies to the temple is empress Zetian. Shen Yue has heard Su Nanyin say that.

Well, it’s normal for Taoist jingchan to say so.

Since Taoist jingchan pretended not to have seen sunanyin, the latter certainly would not say “we have seen it when you bumped into people”. He just pretended to have just seen it, bowed down and said respectfully: “thank you very much, Taoist jingchan. To be honest with you, Nanyin is here today to fulfill her wish

。”

Sunanyin said, looked up to Shen Yue and said, “Lao, Lin Yang, give me the card.”

In order to confuse the enemy, sunanyin specially asks Shen Yue to disguise himself as a woman. Of course, he won’t call his husband shamelessly in front of Taoist priest Jing Chan.

As for whether Taoist jingchan saw that Shen Yue was a man disguised as a woman, sunanyin didn’t care.

I don’t worry about what Taoist jingchan will spread.

In fact, jingchan didn’t pay much attention to Shen Yue.

Every woman is a natural make-up artist.

What’s more, sunanyin used all her skills when she made up Shen Yue. Lin Yang’s neutral appearance made them look the same. It’s not too simple.

When sunanyin came to make a wish that day, she promised the empress Zetian that as long as Shen Yue could come to Sunan smoothly, she would offer 30 million yuan.

All the merit boxes in the temples and Taoist temples are full of cash.

There are few white notes

However, there is too much cash of 30 million yuan. Sunanyin really doesn’t want to transport it here, and then transport it back… Who makes that tripod bottomless?

It’s a trick. Let’s get a bank card.

“Curse you good-looking scum. I know that this broken tripod has no bottom, and I can’t put any bullshit down, so I’m so generous one by one. ”

Jing Chan scolded bitterly in her heart, but on the surface she was solemn and polite. She said that instead of the empress Zetian, she would thank Su Jushi for her sincerity and wish her a noble son and a long life with her sweetheart.

Sunanyin took the bank card from Shen Yue, holding it in both hands, walked to the stone tripod, whispered a few words, and put the card in.

“Don’t miss it, don’t miss it! God Buddha all over the sky, empress Zetian, please bless… NIMA, no one has a long face. ”

The two fists hidden in the Taoist robe are clenched tightly, pretending to be indifferent. In fact, they are staring at the cicada under the stone tripod. They know that the bank card will fall to the ground, but they still pray like this in their heart, and finally they scold.

30 million, 30 million!

With this money, you can buy a sports car like Shangguan’s and rebuild feilaiguan again. After purchasing a complete range of high-end household appliances and furniture, the remaining money is enough for Taoist jingchan to go to the nightclub in the urban area for years.

But it didn’t fall unexpectedly.

What makes the cicada even more mad is that sunanyin immediately bends down and reaches for her hand. After picking up the bank card, she sighs: “Alas, the empress Zetian still doesn’t accept my little wish. This makes me uneasy and scared. ”

Pretend!

I’ll see how hard you try.

If you are sincere, brush glue on the bank card and then throw it on the wall of the tripod.

I don’t believe it. It can still fall.

The reason is so simple, but no one is willing to do it. Do you want to fool me, a poor child

At this moment, Taoist jingchan’s impulse to wail was never stronger.

But she would never show the slightest hint, but would only smile with reserve: “Su Jushi has this intention, the empress Zetian will be very happy. Oh, just a moment, please. I’ll make tea. ”

Although feilaiguan has no money or modern household appliances, there is a spring in the west chamber that never dries up.

The mountain is Mt. Feilai.

View is flying view.

This spring, of course, can only be called… Xixiang spring.

Whenever he thought of this Xixiang spring, Taoist jingchan couldn’t help scolding his mother.

All these are influenced by the great literary work the romance of the west chamber.

How romantic is the story of the romance of the Western chamber. After meeting with talented people and beautiful women in the Western chamber, they do something shameless under the bright moon. When they have a rest at night, the quality of their sleep is much better.

It’s like Taoist Jing Chan. For several years after he was 16 years old, he always sat alone in the Xixiang spring of Xixiang room, looking at the bright moon outside the window, and reveled in the joy of “if one day, what should I do?” until dawn.

As a matter of fact, the first physical and mental communication between the previous generations of visitors and the next generation of visitors’ mother was at the Xixiang spring of Xixiang house.

Therefore, the water of Xixiang spring is especially sweet

It’s the best way to make tea.

Just as Taoist jingchan turned around, he heard Su Nanyin say, “Taoist, please stay. Nanyin is very sorry to disturb her this time. It’s a sin to trouble you to make tea again. ”

If only you knew it was a crime!

The cicada sneered in his heart, but he gave up with a false smile.

“Lao, Lin Yang. Since you are here, you can offer some incense money to empress Zetian. ”

When sunanyin was about to leave, she urged Shen Yue to offer some incense money.

Anyway, the broken cauldron has no bottom. The so-called offering incense money is just acting like it’s lucky.

Shen Yue always likes to do things that are free of money and can be lucky if he can.

“OK, I’ll use cash.”

Shen Yue answered with a voice. From sunanyin’s small bag, he took out some banknotes, held them respectfully in both hands, went to shiding and put them in.

“Another pretender.”

The cicada sneers in his heart. He is too lazy to look at it again. He pretends to look back at the sky, but he hears Su Nanyin’s surprise: “eh, why didn’t the money fall down?”