Best Guard of the Beauty - C136 "You can eat more if it tastes good."
“Puff …”
Lin Gudu spat out all the coffee he had just drunk.
This wasn’t coffee, but poison.
Just as it entered his mouth, Lin Gudu immediately felt an intense spicy taste.
To be sure, it was the smell of chili, but it was no ordinary pepper. It was some kind of strong pepper that only grew in the vicinity of the Cape of Good Hope in South Africa.
Lin Gudu had come into contact with this kind of thing before, the most spicy thing in the world.
It wasn’t poisonous, but it was extremely spicy. Just a little bit of it was enough for a bull to eat it and die of irritation.
As for a person who eats it, the result is usually an enlargement of the internal organs and death.
However, Lin Ruoxi did not put much in her coffee, at most, she could just lie on the bed for a few days, so there would not be any danger to her life.
Lin Gudu stared at the coffee cup and suddenly laughed: “This girl has a unique personality, I like her.”
Bang.
The door suddenly burst open, and Lin Ruoxi, who had just left, appeared at the door. She immediately became infatuated, walking in with light steps, seeing the obviously drunk coffee, she thought in her heart: Hmph, look how I will take care of you, you damn scoundrel.
Lin Ruoxi was holding a plate in her hands, which was filled with apple and banana fruits that had just been washed. Those who did not know it would think that this girl was Lin Gudu’s servant girl.
Lin Gudu remained calm and continued to read the large scale magazine.
Lin Ruoxi coincidentally saw an image of a foreign girl wearing a three-point robe lying beside a beach. She felt even more contemptuous of her.
He was filled with hatred in his heart, but there was a sweet smile on his face as he eagerly ran over and asked coquettishly: “Minister Lin, I made you coffee. How does it taste like?”
Lin Gudu smiled and replied: “Un, the taste is not bad. It’s my favorite style.”
“Huh?”
Lin Ruoxi was startled.
Not bad?
What the hell!
That’s coffee with the world’s most powerful chili sauce!
“You … Did you really drink it? ”
“Are you suspecting me? Ruoxi, you personally made me a cup of coffee, how could I refuse? ”
Lin Gudu said as he lifted his cup and drank a few mouthfuls in front of Lin Ruoxi. In the blink of an eye, his coffee was almost finished.
“Mm, not bad.”
Lin Gudu nodded with satisfaction, as if he was enjoying the show.
It was Lin Ruoxi, “…”
Heavens, is this guy even human?
Did I forget to put the chili?
Mm, it must be so!
Just like that, Lin Ruoxi decided to give it a try, then she picked up the cup in front of Lin Gudu and recklessly took a sip.
“Puff …”
All the coffee this girl had just drunk was sprayed all over Lin Gudu’s body. Then, she shouted loudly, “So spicy, it’s killing me …”
As he said that, he ignored Lin Gudu who was sprayed all over by the coffee, turned around and ran. He didn’t forget to stick out his tongue, making a sizzling sound like a hot dog.
“Huff … huff …” “This is spicy to death, you bastard, you bastard …”
In one breath, Lin Ruoxi ran to her office. Lin Ruoxi anxiously opened a drawer and took out a fist-sized glass bottle, taking out two pills and stuffing them into her mouth. After drinking all the water in one go, she patted her chest in fear, “Thank goodness … “Huff … Huff …” Luckily I have antidote or I would be done for, Lin Gudu. This bastard, could it be that he was made of iron? I drank so much, yet there was no reaction at all. ”
Because of the intense running and the previous spicy look, Lin Ruoxi’s face had turned completely red, like a beautiful flower, looking extremely alluring.
After recovering in her office for a while, the more Lin Ruoxi thought about it, the more unwilling she became. SShe angrily said: “Hmph, Lin Gudu, you and I are irreconcilable, aren’t you afraid of being spicy? Heh heh, you didn’t think that I would have such a pleasant surprise waiting for you, right? ”
Lin Ruoxi waved her fist and walked out of the office full of fighting spirit. She soon arrived at the second floor and pushed open Lin Gudu’s door.
Lin Gudu laid on the sofa, holding onto the magazine with his eyes, looking extremely like a fool.
Lin Ruoxi walked over and smiled: “Minister Lin, I am really sorry about what I did just now. I never thought that coffee would be so bitter. This is the fruit I brought you. Come and have a taste. ”
After she finished speaking, she took the initiative to place the plate in front of Lin Gudu.
As Lin Gudu was lying on the sofa, he had to kneel on the ground in order to present the plate to her. Little did he know, this girl’s actions were like a gentle maid that was currently looking at him with longing eyes.
Lin Gudu nodded his head, he picked up a few unseasoned grapes and stuffed them into his mouth, nodding his head: “Not bad, not bad.”
“Delicious?”
Seeing Lin Gudu swallow the grape, Lin Ruoxi laughed even more happily. Her little face was like a blossoming sunflower.
“Delicious.”
“Eat more if it’s delicious.”
Lin Ruoxi hurriedly helped Lin Gudu pluck the grapes, hoping that Lin Gudu would finish all the fruits on the plate.
Lin Gudu picked up a grape in passing and laughed: Come, you have some too.
“Ah, I don’t want it, I don’t …”
Crack.
Lin Ruoxi had not finished speaking, when she saw Lin Gudu suddenly pat her back. She did not stop to direct her mouth to open, and then, Lin Gudu directly threw the grape into her mouth, not waiting for her to react, he had already swallowed it.
“Ah …”
Lin Ruoxi was dumbstruck.
These were fruits that she had specially “prepared” for Lin Gudu. There were a lot of laxatives inside, used to teach Lin Gudu a lesson.
This damned bastard!
Woo woo … *
Lin Ruoxi felt like she had been tricked.
Something’s not right. Why did I get myself in there?
“Eh, your expression is very strange.” Lin Gudu curiously looked at Lin Ruoxi, then looked at the fruit on his plate and asked, “Could it be that this fruit is …?”
“No, no, absolutely no problem. I can guarantee that I didn’t release anything.” Lin Ruoxi said excitedly, she did not know that she had already admitted it.
Lin Gudu laughed, he did not say anything, but said: “How’s the taste?”
“Very good. These grapes are very fresh and delicious.”
“Eat more if it’s delicious!”
Hm?
Lin Ruoxi was startled, why was this line so familiar.
However, just as she was in a daze, Lin Gudu had already stuffed a handful of grapes into her mouth, and closed her mouth.
“Wuu … wuu …” Yes, Minister Lin is right. ”
Lin Ruoxi chewed the grapes in her mouth until they were minced and swallowed.
Woo woo … *
Then, before Lin Gudu could attack again, the girl suddenly grabbed her stomach and rushed out with a sad expression.
Lin Gudu peeled off a banana, bit off half of it, crossed his legs, and laughed proudly: “You want to kill me with this little laxative? Aren’t you looking down on me a little too much? ”
If Lin Ruoxi knew that her plan had been seen through, she would probably faint from anger.
Fangyun Group Protection Department.
A youth in a suit and leather shoes was pointing at the two dejected security guards and cursing loudly while spitting:
“Humph, you two have guts, you have guts, to not even listen to my orders? Do you still have this Security Department in your eyes? If you don’t want to do it, then get the hell out of here. If you don’t want to do it, if you really want to do it, then do it as soon as possible, as long as there are no lack of people in Fang Yun Group, don’t think that I won’t drive you away just because you said so.
These two security guards were Skinny Monkey and Zhang Zhengkui.
Before Lin Gudu, he held the position of the Deputy Minister, but after Lin Gudu left, when Wu Mingyuan came out of the prison, he did not care about Song Yingxue’s objections, and directly promoted him to Department Head.
Wu Lang continued to scold: “Lin Gudu is back? What a joke, that idiot was fired a long time ago, could he still come back? He is just a dog of the Songtong, and only the Songtong is supporting him. It is a pity that the Songtong did not even want him in the end, and he can only pack his things and leave like a stray dog … ”
At this time, a big sized security guard beside Wu Lang anxiously pulled on his sleeves and blinked his eyes at Wu Lang.
But Wu Lang didn’t care about the big guy’s hints at all, and continued to point at the skinny monkey and Zhang Zhengkui: “When Lin Gudu was here, haha, one of you is Chief Security Officer, and the other is a vice-captain, your might was great, but now, that guy just swatted his butt and left, your lives aren’t that good! You still dare to use that idiot to threaten me? ”
“Who did the idiot say it was?”
At this moment, a voice sounded out from behind the crowd.
Wu Lang thought that his own people were asking him questions, and answered without thinking, “The idiot said Lin Gudu!”
Hm?
As soon as the words left his mouth, he felt that something was wrong and was enraged in his heart.
[There is actually someone who dares to talk back to me?]
He, Wu Lang, was the king of an acre and a third of the Security Department. Was this fellow tired of living?
Wu Lang suddenly turned his head to see a handsome youth smiling at him. His expression changed abruptly as he pointed at his opponent and stammered, “You … Forest… Lin Gudu, why is it you … ”
Lin Gudu was about to speak, when he heard a crisp voice of a high heels behind him.
Crack crack crack.
Everyone turned their heads, only to see Song Yingxue gracefully walking in, her face cold and indifferent, as she walked straight to the front of the group and said: “I declare Lin Gudu as the new Security Department Elder, and because Wu Lang did not do his job and acted unfairly, he is reduced to Security Department.”
After announcing the completion of the mission, Song Yingxue turned around and left.
“Wow …”
“Who is he?”
There were a total of more than twenty security guards present, a minority of them were Wu Lang’s previously trained direct descendants. After being expelled by Lin Gudu, they were found by him again, and the majority of them were newly recruited by Wu Lang, and were about to become his direct descendants. Therefore, many people did not recognize Lin Gudu.
“Deputy Minister Wu, we meet again.”
Lin Gudu took a step forward, walked in front of Wu Lang, and extended his hand while smiling.
“Hehe, yes …” Yes, Minister Lin, welcome … “Come back.” The smile on Wu Lang’s face was even uglier than crying as he embarrassedly reached out his hand.
He did not forget Lin Gudu’s terrifying combat strength, and even more so did not forget that Lin Gudu was similarly supporting him from behind when he returned this time.
Lin Gudu grabbed Wu Lang’s hand and suddenly pulled him back.
Bang.
With a dull thud, Wu Lang’s body flew high up into the air like a sandbag, drawing an arc in the air before heavily smashing his body onto the ground.