Big Country Sports - Chapter 565

“It’s acrobatics! It’s a stunt!”

“Are they doing Slam Dunk? It can’t be true?”

“Damn, those Chinese are humiliating us!”

“Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah…”

“…”

At this time, most of the American spectators felt as hopeless as the players on the court, but there were also many American spectators who couldn’t help but shouted loudly, because such a slam dunk has never been seen in the entire history of basketball, and no one even dared to imagine it. There is such a non-human slam dunk! Even “Slam Dunk”, which has become popular in the United States this year, dare not draw like this!

At this time, Shen Lang also regretted letting his subordinates be too restrained. When “Slam Dunk” was first published two years ago, he was worried that high school students in the comics could dunk dunks would look too YY, so please don’t make too exaggerated Dunk drama.

But look now, not to mention the three perverted guys, even Han Li, a guy who is just graduating from high school, can still face the US team in the finals of the Olympic Games. Slam dunk”, and then look at the dunks of the talented Liu Chuanfeng and Ying Hua in the comics, it seems that it is really far from being a pervert!

The Japanese feel the deepest at this time, they will be even more desperate than the Americans, because that “Slam Dunk” really aroused the pursuit of all teenagers in Japan.

But it is precisely because it is too popular, especially after the revision of this plane, in terms of character height, almost all of the “Slam Dunk” have been raised by one level. It can be said that young Japanese people are obsessed with it, but they can’t help it It gave birth to a kind of unconfident mentality that basketball is impossible to achieve.

This is also one of their intentions to change the height. Ying Hua directly became 1.98 meters in the comics. Liu Chuanfeng, who is also a high school student, was initially 1.91 meters, Jing San’s initial height was 1.96 meters, and the gorilla was 1.96 meters. It is 2.06 meters, even Gong Chengtian has 1.78 meters.

These characters make a large number of Japanese junior high school and high school students not think they can play basketball just because of their height. After all, most Japanese people of this age need to look up to the height of Gong Chengtian.

If you look at the more perverted Chinese stars in reality, many Japanese viewers in front of the TV can’t help but think in their hearts: Liu Chuanfeng is not the most powerful high school student in Hunan, even if Shonan High School can get from Hunan broke out of the siege. In the future, facing the elite teams and geniuses from all over China, I am afraid it will be difficult to dominate the country, because at that time, there will be real monsters like Luda. It is said that a guy like Luda should be a cartoon the protagonist? Will Liu Chuanfeng and Ying Hua not even reach their goal of becoming professional players in the end?

Thinking like this, the Japanese are even more desperate!

Because Liu Chuanfeng and Ying Hua already made them feel that there is no such outstanding basketball talent in Japan, but in reality, let alone Lu Da and others, even Han Li and Yuan Feihu can’t compare.

These two are the main force of the Chinese men’s basketball team in Asian games. They have both witnessed how perverted the two men’s basketball team is when they play the Japanese men’s basketball team.

In the end, the Japanese can only come up with a cruel formula – real Japanese basketball < high school students in Chinese comics < real Chinese women’s basketball < real Chinese men’s basketball young rookies < real Chinese men’s basketball real stars…

At this time, the Chinese players did not know that the Japanese had such rich inner activities. At this time, they sincerely made an action that made the Americans feel guilty-I saw the three monsters who staged the “Three Flowers Gathering on the Top” dunk. This time, instead of returning to defense immediately after scoring the goal, he stopped directly in the penalty area of ​​the US team to celebrate. Of course, it can also be understood as showing off his strength, or calling it a “grave tomb”.

The first is Wu Jie, the No. 1 dancer. There are too many ways to celebrate our aliens. Unfortunately, most of them are classics on the football field. This makes basketball fans always ridiculed by football fans.

But today’s Alien finally made a new celebration, and finally let basketball fans raise their heads in front of football fans-I saw Luda and Ma Donglong in the opposite half complete the air catch that made God only cry After cooperating, he, the first passer, immediately folded his palms and tilted his head. With a splash of water, he made a “good night gesture”, which means: the children in front of the TV screen can turn off the TV and sleep in peace.

Luda’s celebration was a few seconds later than Wu Jie’s, but it was also the first time he made a celebration – I saw him lightly tap his left wrist with his right hand, and matched with a domineering facial expression, as if Saying to your opponent “Noon is here, and your death is set”.

But this time, it wasn’t the two of them who were the craziest, but Ma Donglong, who finally completed a shocking deduction – I saw this big man rushing all the way to the technical stage after he landed, and then jumped up in the surprised eyes of the whole world. He jumped up, then waved his hands and shouted loudly: This is our site!

At this moment, Americans are red and warm, and the stick man collapses!

However, if an American, or a jerk, thinks this sentence is a pun, then they will be happy to take the other party’s seat!

But no matter if this sentence is a pun or not, Ma Donglong’s domineering and aggressive actions and roars this time are enough to add a lot of effort to their history-shattering dunk.

Of course, the most embarrassing thing for the Americans is that it is far more than the celebratory actions of the three brothers one by one, but that they did not encounter any defense in this attack at all, and the Chinese didn’t even bother to look at them. Just let them run over and throw the ball easily, a smell of charity has already permeated the audience.

But do you think this is the most embarrassing place?

Of course not!

The worst thing is that after Jordan received a pass from Bird in the frontcourt, a three-pointer from the top of the arc that was ten meters away from the defender actually bounced high and landed directly on the backboard—out of bounds!

“Fuck! Why doesn’t he lay up? Why!”

This is the hysterical accusation of countless Americans. Even Jordan blushed and asked himself at this moment: Why didn’t I lay up? Even if you go in two more steps, it’s good to hit the middle distance!

But the answer is actually very simple, because in the face of the Chinese team’s dunk cooperation that even God would be amazed at this time, especially in the face of such a charitable shot opportunity, he really couldn’t keep his face and go further, even throwing this three The ball is very resistant!

Larry Bird said: That’s why I pass the ball. It’s not just a shame if the ball is thrown and it can’t be made! You are still too young!

Jordan really broke down at this moment! He has the urge to flee this stadium immediately and hide at home forever from now on!

At this moment, he really didn’t have the face to face the world, which must be full of ridicule and ridicule.

Fortunately, he didn’t see that right behind him, Wu Jie showed a very sinister expression on his face, and then spread his hands in a helpless gesture.

“Clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap…”

Don’t get me wrong, this is not the sound of slaps in the face, but the sound of countless TVs all over the United States!

Even in this era, most TVs in American households do not have remote controls, and are still designed with physical switches.

“beep!”

Just as the audience at the scene was half silent and half began to shout for the continuous epic performance, the referee from Argentina finally called Ma Donglong’s illegal celebration foul and did it with a kind smile. A technical foul gesture!

To be honest, this picture is more like a visual sense of awarding a medal of honor to a fighting hero!

“Clap!”

Don’t get me wrong, this is not the voice on the TV, but a really rude slap in the face of the Americans!

Ruda had already walked back to his own half court at this time. After seeing the referee’s penalty, he immediately smiled contemptuously, and then made a “please” gesture towards the Americans in a very gentlemanly manner!

“Wow, is this too much?”

“I’m blushing for Americans!”

“By the way, the ball was unguarded just now, and it was actually able to hit the rebound?”

“Haha, are the Americans here to laugh?”

“They may have watched too much Slam Dunk! Isn’t this a tribute to Ying Hua’s funny character?”

“Hey, it’s not much funnier than watching “Slam Dunk”!”

“…”

At this meeting, audiences from all over the world couldn’t help but complain about the funny scenes of the Americans, and of course they laughed at their embarrassment and embarrassment.

This is the original world-famous and daunting American Dream Team!

Who would have thought that such a fantastic team would be as funny as a clown when it came across the Chinese team!

This is really far from the big spectrum, and pulls the big hip!

So the mentality of the American players can be imagined. **** really can’t save them now!

So, with the witty Larry Bird making two free throws, Team USA was in for a four-minute scoring drought!

The Chinese team said: They did not use any killers, even “pressing the whole court” was useless, but the American players just couldn’t score on the court.

Of course, if you analyze it afterwards, it is not difficult to find the problem. The reason is that the American players began to pass the ball wildly, but no one was determined to play singles, and everyone was frantically throwing the pot.

This problem is not difficult to find. Before the NBA allowed zone defense, it was basically a singles league, and the core rules encouraged stars to play singles. Therefore, “singles” is also a stunt that American players have always dominated the basketball world.

But today, it should be said that after Jordan’s funny three-pointer, even the beggar gang leader himself no longer plays singles, and they really don’t dare to play.

That basketball was like being smeared with **** in the offensive round of the US team, whoever took it was hot!

This naturally led to an extremely poor performance by the US team on the offensive end. The basketball was either passed and lost, or was forced into the corner by the unsuitable zone defense and caused errors, or when time was running out. Forced to throw.

On the other hand, the Chinese team, at the end of the first half, seemed to have exchanged jerseys with the original American team. Basically, as soon as the three brothers got the ball, they all dispersed, and the three brothers took turns to play singles!

This tactic is not Chinese at all, but the effect is surprisingly amazing.

Naturally, in the last five minutes of the first half, it was completely reduced to a show where the three brothers showed off their magical abilities and coquettishness!

Finally, in the last 0.4 seconds of the first half, as Malone missed a mid-range shot, the score had reached a level that the Americans couldn’t bear to look at—78:30.

“How many points are we… behind?”

“I don’t want to do the math, don’t tell me the answer!”

“This must be a nightmare! It can’t be true?!”

“Impossible, it’s impossible! We were number one in the world last month!”

“Yes, but our national team doesn’t seem to have won China once!”

“…”

The Americans have a hard time accepting this **** score, but they seem to have forgotten that the first half of the game is not over yet!

But at this moment, even the Chinese audience felt that the first half of the game was over, including Qian Chenghai, all stood up to say hello to the dead-faced coach on the opposite side, and then returned to the locker room with their heads held high.

However, just when most of the Chinese players were about to go off the court after serving, the captain Ruda made an unprecedented request for a time-out!

“What, the Chinese team requested a suspension?”

“Am I hallucinating?”

“Are they, are they going to continue to humiliate us?”

“Damn, there is no reason to call a meaningless timeout at this time except to humiliate us in person!”

“…”

At this time, not only the American audience felt that Ruda’s request for a timeout at this moment was deliberately humiliating them, and even the American players, who had been lost for a while, were irritated with red eyes.

Of course, if they are out of anger, or they are about to be beaten to tears, then you can’t see it, but this action is also a bit too villainous in the eyes of Chinese audiences!

Soon, there were even some boos at the scene, because the Chinese team, which had been using no timeouts, still had five timeouts in hand.

They booed precisely because Ruda called another one after this timeout.

This behavior, which is more villain than villain, has finally been confirmed by everyone, he is deliberately humiliating Americans!

Even the White House is going to protest in front of Rabbit’s embassy!

You are too bullying!

But there are even more bullies. When Luda called the third time-out in a row, even the comrades in the military region who collectively organized to watch the game felt that killing people was too much. The boss is going too far. Ah, let’s just give the QTMD American devil a treat!

The mentality of the American players also changed at this time. Fortunately, after the third timeout ended, Luda finally did not call the fourth timeout, otherwise they would really blow up!

But after finally playing again, this time the Americans were really so angry that their eyes were red!

But don’t think that American players in this state have regained their fighting spirit, because anger returns to anger and loss returns to grief, the two are not the same thing at all.

Moreover, no one would think that Ruda’s three suspensions were for another goal.

This is 1988, and in fact the timer is not really accurate to one decimal place.

The timer before this seems to be accurate to a few tenths of a second, but it is impossible to judge the real time of the player’s shot. To put it bluntly, the screen and the timer are out of touch, and it is impossible to compare the frame to within 0.1 seconds.

So even in the perception of basketball players all over the world, this 0.5 second is the limit for a player to catch the ball, and it is impossible to make a shot if it is less than 0.5 seconds. Now there is no difference between 0.4 seconds and 0 seconds for the Chinese team.

But the problem technology is advancing, including imagination.

This time in the Seoul Olympics, the frame-by-frame comparison technology was used for the first time, and the provider of the technology was a subsidiary of Lenovo.

But at this moment, even the Chinese players don’t feel that there is still a chance to shoot at this time. However, seeing that the three bosses are all serious, they don’t dare to express their inner thoughts, but follow the instructions very seriously. Coach’s tactical execution.

Luda’s tactical arrangement when he paused was to have Han Li serve from the sideline, and the other players stood in a group near the top of the arc, with the Big Three standing close to each other.

Such a serious arrangement of troops made the American players have an ominous premonition, but before they could think about it, Luda used the cover of the strong Pan Dongqing to kill to the basket, making a gesture of empty catch; At the same time, Wu Jie and Ma Donglong also completed a screen. After the two spread out, one ran low and the other ran outside the three-point line.

This shocked the American players. They chose to pounce on Ruda for the first time, because the only option to have a chance to complete the shot in 0.4 seconds seemed to be an alley!

However, Han Li threw the ball directly to Wu Jie, who ran alone beyond the three-point line, without even a defensive player beside him.

Wu Jie had no chance to aim after catching the ball, let alone time to adjust his posture. He was like a grenade with a pull ring. uukanshu.com threw the ball out without looking up…

“Fuck, he shot!?”

“Did the ball not time out?”

“Impossible! How can you shoot in 0.4 seconds!”

“This… this ball won’t go in, right?”

“Impossible to enter! Impossible to enter!”

“…”

At this moment, the audience all over the world went crazy!

The Chinese team actually shot in 0.4 seconds!

They actually want to score this goal?

They don’t really score a goal in 0.4 seconds, do they?

This is obviously a hanging match, but why is everyone watching the red and warm?

“Shh!”

Wu Jie’s shot is not like the animated version of “Slam Dunk”, where a single shot can be used for a whole episode on the water.

In fact, this ball was extremely accurate before most people’s thoughts completely fell, and it was neat and smashed into the net without any suspense!

And Wu Jie, who was in the center of miracles at this time, of course had to come up with a different operation – I saw that he didn’t care whether the ball had timed out or not, and even after throwing the ball, he didn’t wait for the basketball to enter the frame, and then He turned around in a dashing manner, then raised his hands tautly, put on a dashing three-point pose, and made a forceful “snap into the waist” action!

“Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!”

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Alas, typing in the hospital is really uncomfortable. I used to break my legs every day and it hurts so badly. When I go back to the ward to sit on the bed and type, the height and posture are too awkward. The bed is too hard, and there is nothing to lean on. , After writing for a while, my back hurts, my neck hurts, and my **** hurts.

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