Bird Dude Nie Bufan - Chapter 103

　　 “Zhang San, do you think there have been a lot of strange people around Ji Wo Village recently?”

That’s because the chicken nest village is famous! Zhang Junshi cracked his calculations, ignored him, just let out an “um” casually.

Nie Bufan held his chin, his eyes sparkled, and said, “You said, should I expand my business?”

“What business to expand?”

“The integration of accommodation, food, and entertainment has completely shaped our village into a beautiful resort with taste, interest, and pursuit.” Nie Bufan looked fascinated, as if he had seen countless copper plates flying towards him.

A building is full of dilapidated houses, tables, chairs and bed cabinets are full of traps, how good can a village be full of gods?

Zhang Junshi stopped working and said to Nie Bufan earnestly: “Nothing, let go of those poor people.”

Nie Bufan squinted at him, and said in dissatisfaction: “What do you mean by this? As if I would do harm to them?”

Don’t you? The people who live in are either dead or dead, or bend in a corner by your enchanting place. If you throw you into the battlefield, the world will be in harmony!

Zhang Junshi straightened his expression and put it another way: “If you think about it this way, once the village is opened to the outside world, a large number of boring people will flock to them. Taking care of their daily lives will require a lot of servants. You have to recruit people. If there are too many people, you have to bother to manage, and you have to adjust the relationship between these outsiders and the chickens. If there is a long and two shortcomings that trigger a war, it will be a tragedy. Do you want to see that scene?”

“Huh.” Nie Bufan lay on the table, in a battle between heaven and man.

Zhang Junshi patted his head and comforted: “If you are bored, train more combat jjjj. Recently, the combat power is not enough. I will leave the money to me. Outside of my head, you are in charge, and there is great cooperation. Why worry about life without taste, taste, or pursuit?”

Nie Bufan thought about it again and again, but in the end the boss reluctantly agreed.

Zhang Junshi secretly relieved, but fortunately he dismissed the idea in time. If he were to rent out the chicken nest village, the consequences would be unimaginable. He has enough merit, no need to continue adding sesame oil. What’s more, this is their home and extraordinary home, where can other ghosts and monsters enter the room?

Busy and happy, it was the end of the year without knowing it. Li Yi hurried back to the chicken coop village the day before the New Year. Nie Bufan gave him a warm bear hug, and then stretched out his hand: “Happy New Year, get the red envelope. ”

Li Yi took it in his arms and handed him a bronze sign.

“this is?”

“My identity token will be given to you in the future.”

Nie Bufan suddenly felt that the whole world was bubbling. He opened his chrysanthemum-like smiling face and patted Li Yi’s shoulder and said: “Li Si, don’t worry, you will follow me in the future to enjoy a spicy drink, sleep with a bed and pants. Wear it, I will never treat you badly.”

“Hmm.” Li Yi said calmly, “If you treat me wrongly, I will drag you into the coffin to sleep forever.”

“For the Chinese New Year, can you say something auspicious?”

“Then, wipe my back later.”

“……”

The quiet mountain village, the snow-white earth, the pace of the New Year moves lightly.

Zhang Junshi, Li Yi, Wang Shichan accompanied Nie Bufan to make dumplings, paste red paper, watch the night, set off firecrackers, watch the moon, taste wine, tell stories, and then… sleep together…

Nie Bufan smiled extremely sweetly in his dream, and his whole body exuded happiness.

Two days later, Jiwo Village received New Year gifts from various parties, including Wei Di, Li Huai, Si Chenyu, Taibai, and the emperor.

朙huang is very sinister, knowing that Nie Bufan raised a village chicken, so he sent ten weasels, ten foxes, and ten bobcats to eat up his chickens. Unfortunately, he miscalculated!

“I’m worried about the lack of combat power in the chicken nest village, so the emperor sent them over. I am so grateful to his old man!” Nie Bufan laughed three times and greeted warmly as he opened the cage, “Welcome, welcome.”

The animals swished out of the cage, ran away like an escape, and…the chicken moved.

Nie Bufan’s surprise was far more than that. The gold that had been missing for a long time came back, and he also brought back a jumping little tiger with a yellow background and black stripes, and a circle of white hair around his neck.

“This is…your son?” Nie Bufan pinched the soft flesh on the little tiger’s neck, still waving his limbs.

Jin Jin stood still calmly, glanced at the little tiger lightly, then left gracefully and walked towards his original nest.

Nie Bufan was shocked, I really didn’t expect his chicken to make a big tiger’s belly! This world is so crazy! Is that white tiger okay now…

In the following dozens of days, the chickens who went out returned to the village one after another, and brought back various animals, such as wild boars, wolves, bear cubs, owls, moles, peacocks, foxes, minks, etc., all of a sudden. It’s lively.

These animals, even carnivorous, do not eat chickens. They coexist magically and peacefully with the chickens in the chicken coop village.

Nie Bufan exchanged feelings with them for a few days, picked a wild boar, a tortoise, and a little monkey, and gave them to Wang Shichan together, exhorting: “They will be raised by you in the future.”

Wang Shichan looked at the wild boar rolling in the mud and asked, “Why leave it to me?”

“They are your apprentice, Wukong, Bajie, Sha Wujing.” Nie Bufan had a name.

“Why do I have to accept a pig, a monkey, and a turtle as my apprentice?”

“Wang Wu, believe me, they all have wisdom roots and will protect you.” Nie Bufan said sincerely, “It is good to recite scriptures to them every day.”

“…” Sometimes, he really doesn’t know what the structure of this guy’s head is!

After 　　, Nie Bufan gave Zhang Junshi another stupid wild cat, with a beautiful name: “Lucky cat.”

gave Li Yi a bat. Both of them are very consistent in character and dressing style. There is no better partner for friends than them.

Since the return of these animals, the idlers who used to wander around Jiwo Village have disappeared, and Jiwo Village has become a place where idlers are not allowed to enter the world.

When the flowers are blooming in spring, Taibai came to Jiwo Village in large and small packages, intending to live permanently. He persuaded his father to establish a trade relationship with Jiwo Village and was responsible for creating a “chicken pet” that was sold at home and abroad. However, this requires the buyer to personally come to the chicken coop village to let the chicken pick. Yes, just let the chicken pick. If there is no chicken like him, this deal will not be done.

Today’s Ji Wo Village is no longer a rundown mountain village that is unknown. Since the last time the gold defeated the tiger, the name of the chicken has been spread all over the country through foreign envoys. There is an endless stream of people going to the country to buy chickens. However, most of them can only buy cottage chickens, and chickens in Jico Village are open to a few people.

and Taibai, not long after, officially became the famous “chicken young”. But in the battle for Nie Bufan, his victory was zero.

Fan Luo also returned to Jiwo Village, letting go of all his burdens, and built a wine cellar on the edge of Jiwo Village to make wine during his leisure time. Once new wine is brewed, Zhang Junshi is responsible for promotion. The jars of fine wine found in the treasure house had been corrupted by Nie Bufan. After Fan Luo tasted it, he successfully brewed several of them, and used this to hook up Nie Bufan several times.

Nie Bufan also gradually accepted his existence and put him into his own circle.

Most of the small attackers who were “tainted” by Nie Bufan recognized the existence of other attackers, except for Wei Di. Wei Di always wanted to monopolize someone, although he missed it, but disdain to share it with others.

He said: “If what I get is not wholeheartedly, I would rather not.”

However, when he saw Nie Bufan’s smiling face, these words were thrown out of the clouds.

After sleeping with him domineeringly for one night, he said: “If I can’t get even a minute of my mind, do I still have the face to be this martial arts leader?”

This is the difference between before and after love…

After the spring, Nie Bufan became lazy. He felt uncomfortable if he didn’t sleep for six or seven hours a day, and he had a huge appetite and his temper grew.

Zhong Gong felt uneasy, but the genius doctor said: “It’s normal.”

normal phenomenon? How is it normal?

“Maybe I am pregnant.” The genius doctor said mysteriously.

Pregnant? Uncommon and not a woman. And after a few months, except for a little fatter, his belly is not big at all. Is this testing their common sense?

No one believes what the genius doctor said.

But one morning a few months later, Nie Bufan suddenly quietly carried a package to the back mountain.

After making sure that there was no one around, he opened the package, revealing the white flowered egg inside, the size of the soup bowl, the surface is warm, and you can feel the vibration inside.

After a while, the eggshell cracked, and a pink foot emerged from the crack.

“This is…” Nie Bufan widened his eyes and looked at the baby gradually breaking out of the shell, and muttered, “I said how my chrysanthemum resembles a convulsion, I didn’t expect it to lay an egg!”

picked up the child in the eggshell, gently held it with both hands, listening to his energetic howling of ghosts and animals, he felt an inexplicable feeling in his heart.

The surrounding chickens raised their heads and cried together, seeming to welcome the arrival of this little life.

Nie Bufan carefully wrapped the child in a cloth, and suddenly thought of a question: Who is the father of this child…

He took the child back, and immediately attracted crowds of onlookers.

He didn’t change his face and said, “This baby boy was picked up in the woods just now. I decided to adopt it. Who of you wants to be his father?”

Wang Shichan came over, looked at the child, and said calmly: “Leave it to me.”

Nie Bufan was amazed. He didn’t expect that Wang Shichan, who had always been indifferent, would take this job.

Wang Shichan hugged the child with a smile on his lips. Maybe even Nie Bufan is not sure, but he knows very well that Bufan’s first child is definitely his!

The rest of the people have no doubt about his claim of picking up a child. After all, such a thing as a man giving birth is unheard of, beyond their normal cognition.

It wasn’t until Nie Bufan laid eggs for the second time that this secret was finally made public.

At that time, there will be another fierce battle for children…

The author has something to say: There should be emperors, Li Huai, Si Chenyu, and some small life fans. There will be no jj outside the h fan…

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