Bird Dude Nie Bufan - Chapter 84
The iron cage was opened with a bang, and the sturdy white tiger walked out slowly, and everyone on the high platform leaned forward and looked over there.
The paddock occupies a very wide area, with dense forests on the east and west sides. The area in the middle is a vast green meadow with a wide view. There are scattered deer, wild boars, monkeys, hares, foxes, roe deer, gophers, pheasants and other small animals. Medium-sized animals, of which sika deer and hares are the most numerous, except for wild boars, there are no real beasts. The arrival of this white tiger will become a well-deserved king.
Baihu’s spirit is a little sluggish, he walks unhurriedly or slowly, but his eyes are brilliant, and his style of king is unabated.
Within a moment, it found the sika deer grazing outside the forest, but did not immediately pursue it, but like a cat, quietly approaching, leaning down, hiding in the grass, patiently waiting for the best time to attack.
Everyone outside the paddock held their breath. This is the first time they have watched the hunting process of a tiger up close. It was both excited and nervous.
The white tiger sneaked to a place only tens of meters away from its prey. His muscles were tight and he was about to pounce swiftly. Unexpectedly, a strange rooster sounded out of thin air, interrupting its offensive. The sika deer was frightened and ran into the distance.
The deer were in a commotion for a while, looked around, as if no danger was found, and calmed down again.
The white tiger looked coldly in a certain direction, and saw a brown chicken jumping on the treetops, its wings flapping vigorously like cramps, and the chicken’s mouth was opened frequently and looked strange, very arrogant. Next to this chicken, there was also a monkey the size of a slap, with its tail cocked and a sunny smile.
The white tiger doesn’t know how to climb trees, so he decided not to have common knowledge with them, and continued the second round of hunting operations.
The onlookers are unknown. Therefore, I originally thought that I could see the **** scene of the white tiger showing off his power, but he gave up halfway at a critical time.
Someone even shouted: “Go straight up and bite!”
Hope the country’s envoy clenched his fists, for fear that the white tiger would lose their face.
However, the next few incubations all ended in failure. Either a chicken emerged from the tree, or a chicken emerged from the ground, and even a strange chicken flew over from the sky, every time it was ready to go. When it comes out to spoil the situation, it is simply a cat tolerable.
The white tiger was finally angry. The tiger’s hair stood upright, and with a long roar, it rushed out of the grass like an arrow from the string and rushed towards the deer herd.
The deer flee, their speed is faster, the white tiger’s speed is faster, but in the blink of an eye, a stag fell to the ground, rolled a few times, and then quickly trapped the prey with its paws and bit its neck. , Tore it abruptly, blood was splashing everywhere, and the limbs were broken.
The white tiger stepped on the prey with one claw, raised his hair and let out a long roar, the sound shook the wild, as if it was proclaiming its inviolable king status.
All the animals in the paddock were deterred by their sound. For a while, the birds, flying and beasts fled and fled in all directions.
Everyone on the high platform also changed slightly, thinking that there will be such a tiger in the paddock in the future, who would dare to come in and hunt?
Xitu’s envoy was proud, and secretly laughed at the timidity of the important ministers of the country.
“His Majesty, what do you think of this white tiger?” the messenger asked deliberately, “Is there a beast against an enemy in your country?”
The emperor glanced at him and said faintly: “Why did the messenger ask this? Is it possible that hunting a deer is enough to demonstrate mighty feat in your country?”
“Why does your Majesty take justice out of context?” The messenger laughed and said: “It’s not enough to hunt a deer, but the white tiger has the power of the king, and it can conquer all the beasts with its voice. Just ask what kind of beasts in the world dare to fight with ?”
That is your ignorance! Nie Bufan slandered silently.
Emperor Yu raised his glass for a drink, but did not answer. The expressions of the ministers around him were a bit unswerving, but they were not easy to refute. They couldn’t send a few hunters to destroy the prestige of the white tiger, right? That’s too cheap.
The messenger is reluctant and insinuating in the name of the white tiger. The smug demons are simply astonishing.
Emperor Yu is well-trained, he didn’t get angry at all, he just dealt with it without a word. He doesn’t pay much attention to this kind of small character who only takes advantage of his mouth. One day he will send soldiers to destroy the girl if he goes to the toilet and sees if they can gather a white tiger army to defend their home. ?
Seeing that his master was so calm, the ministers were not good to be too excited, but their gentleness greatly expanded the vanity of the messenger, and became more unscrupulous. Furious.
Just when the ministers could not help being mad, and Emperor Tang was about to throw a cup to kill someone, Nie Bufan suddenly coughed, and said to the messenger who was still frothing, “My messenger, take your breath away. Spit. The stars are sprayed on the cakes, how can you make your companions delicious?”
At this time, the messenger 2 was twisting a piece of cake and preparing to deliver it to his mouth. Hearing Nie Bufan’s words, his movements suddenly froze in the air. Everyone focused their eyes on him, waiting to see how he made his mouth.
The messenger froze for a while, and finally failed to overcome the disgusting saliva and the eager gaze of everyone, and put the cake back into the distance.
Nie Bufan looked at the headed messenger again, and said in a comprehensive tone: “Look, your companion really can’t eat the cakes that you slobbered. Try to be gentle later, don’t be so excited. If you really can’t control it. Emotions, then cover them with a handkerchief or sleeves to ensure that you speak clean and elegant.”
Emperor Yu almost laughed when he heard the words, and quickly picked up the cup and pretended to drink. Other ministers also twitched their mouths, trying to stay serious.
The messenger breathed fire in his eyes, pointed at Nie Bufan and asked angrily: “Who are you?”
“I’m not a talented person, it’s your majesty’s letter.” Nie Bufan replied in a polite manner.
“Little servant book dare to interrupt indiscriminately?” The messenger sneered, “Is this the etiquette of your country?”
“Hey, my envoy, don’t get angry.” Nie Bufan said kindly, “I don’t want to interrupt, I really can’t bear to see you continue to lose face in this kind of occasion.”
“what do you mean?”
“The messenger just boasted to the white tiger and mocked that our country has no beasts. Your majesty and the ministers can’t refute your face, and treat you with humility. They gave you countless steps and you didn’t step down, so I had to remind you. The so-called good living virtues in the heavens and enlightenment for the ignorant are also merits, so you might as well let the underneath take advantage of this advantage and help the messenger.”
Emperor Yu gave Nie Bufan a strange look, as if he had only met him for the first time. The skill of this run person is really too high! Its tone cannot be said to be unmodest, its expression cannot be said to be unfriendly, its etiquette cannot be said to be incomplete, but its semantics are at home!
The messenger trembling fingers, tried his best to suppress the anger, gritted his teeth and said: “Then I have to listen to my ears, what is the fallacy of what I just said? It has reached the point where it needs to be “open-minded”?”
“Facts are better than eloquence.” Nie Bufan pointed forward and said solemnly, “The white tiger is mighty, but not as good as a chicken in our country.”
“What? You said that a white tiger is not as good as a chicken?” The messenger stood up, his face turned angrily.
Looking in the direction of Nie Bufan’s fingers, I saw a rooster appeared on the open grass. It had a yellow background with black stripes, a cockscomb like fire, and a black chicken swaying with the wind, walking steadily, like a knight invited to fight. , Solitary and arrogant, awe-inspiring.
If it is not a chicken, but any kind of more majestic beast, everyone will applaud its appearance. But it is a chicken, so no matter how windy its appearance is, it is impossible for people to impose glorious words on it against their will.
But what is amazing is that the white tiger, who was still awe-inspiring just now, left his prey after seeing this chicken, stepped back, his muscles tense as if he were facing an enemy.
One tiger and one chicken centered on the prey, moving slowly, and their eyes met in the air.
The contrast of body shape is too shocking, everyone is in a state of daze without thinking.
“Fight, fight!” The sky screamed, and a few flying chickens passed over the heads of the crowd, and fell on the treetops, arranged in neat rows, about dozens of them.
Then, I saw chickens coming out one after another from various places in the dense forest, one by one, one by one, in clusters, each occupying a favorable position, waiting for the war.
Everyone including Emperor Huang and the messenger are stupid.
Baihu was also stupid. As the king of beasts, he had never been watched by so many corns before, and he couldn’t help but walked around in unease, and his throat was still roaring like a demonstration.
Where are the chickens afraid of threats? They were raised lawlessly by Nie Bufan, and coupled with their intelligence soaring, they were all fierce and arrogant and domineering.
Seeing that Baihu’s attention was distracted, Kaneko screamed, and the noise around him immediately disappeared.
Baihu’s eyes met Jin Jin’s corns again, and the fighting spirit between the tiger and the chicken rose in vain, and then he leaped towards the opponent at the same time as if he had agreed.
Compared with the strong and sturdy body of the white tiger, gold is like a rugby ball and shoots at it quickly. When he was about to be pounced by the white tiger’s paws, he stomped on the tiger’s paw agilely, leaning on the white tiger’s back, and using the chicken paws to draw a blood mark on his waist.
Baihu roared and turned around to fight back.
Two large and small figures meet in the air from time to time, fought fiercely.
In the eyes of everyone, the mighty white tiger seems to be playing a ball, but it happens to be played by the ball every time. The scars on its body continued to increase, and the more it became weaker.
The so-called winner is the king and the loser is the bandit. Gold used the price of dropping ten feathers to finally win the battle.
The white tiger growled in a low voice, walked slowly to Jin Jin, and rubbed its chubby chicken with the tiger’s head, expressing surrender.
There is no room for two tigers in one mountain, unless one male and one female. Jin Jin arrogantly took Bai Hu into his house.
Is this world too crazy, or is the rhythm of their getting up today wrong?
Everyone who witnessed this Tiger Rooster battle fell into a semi-mad state. They can’t believe that a chicken can defeat a tiger, and they actually subdue others!
Some people are even rubbing their eyes to make sure that everything in front of them is not an illusion.
Look at the envoys of Xitu Kingdom, they have been completely petrified. Watching the white tiger, surrounded by a group of chickens, showed incomparable well-being and friendliness, occasionally he would roll and sell cute. Selling cute, it turns out to be cute!
Is this a tiger? Still? They definitely don’t admit that this product is a tiger, and they won’t admit that they are killed!
The messengers suddenly wanted to draw their bows and shoot them!
Nie Bufan didn’t seem to see the expressions of the messengers wanting to die, and asked politely, “My messenger, what do you think of the chickens in our country? Is there a monster in your country?”
He replied to them what he had said before, and sprinkled salt on their **** wounds with grace.
The expressions of the messengers were beyond words. In the end, only the headed one said in a detached voice: “Your country’s chickens are fierce and invincible. We take it.”
Since then, the chickens of Yuguo have become famous, and their reputation has spread overseas, and even seriously affected future generations…