Bird Dude Nie Bufan - Chapter 85

　　 “Hahaha…” As soon as Emperor Huang returned to the palace, he hugged Nie Bufan and laughed. The whole person was pressed on his back and there was no image.

Nie Bufan hooked his body and said uncomfortably: “The emperor, it’s time to lose weight, it’s heavy!”

“Little treasure, you are such a treasure.” Huang Huang sat down and pulled him onto his lap.

Nie Bufan got up to no avail, so he lifted his leg up and put it on the armrest, leaned his back on Huang Huang, and drank the tea poured by the palace lady.

Huang Huang circled him and asked: “What’s the matter with those chickens? You seem to know in advance that it can defeat the white tiger.”

“Of course I know that they are all raised by me.” Nie Bufan looked smug.

“You raised it?” Huang Huang’s eyes flashed slightly, and he asked casually, “What did Xiaobao do before entering the palace? Is it a chicken farmer?”

“Yes.” Nie Bufan answered without hesitation.

Emperor Huang raised his hand and rubbed it carefully. It was as smooth as jade, not at all like someone who had done rough work. He has the innocent temperament of a child, and the temperament of a family prince. His words and deeds are free and easy, although they are not compatible with elegance, they are natural and windy, making people unconsciously want to get close.

He thought, he should indeed send someone to look up Xiaobao’s identity. He was brought by the national teacher, so just ask him directly.

“That’s right.” Nie Bufan said suddenly, “You can’t catch my chickens, they are all my treasures.”

“Okay.” Huang Huang smiled, “They have done a great job this time. Not only will I not catch them, but I will also serve them deliciously.”

Nie Bufan nodded in satisfaction, wondering to himself, is it necessary to mark all the chickens in the chicken coop village? Lest someone unlucky enough to offend them, causing unpredictable consequences.

At this moment, the **** said: “My lord, the luncheon is ready.”

Huang Yu nodded, and led Nie Bufan to stand up together and walked towards the outer hall.

The luncheon was held in Tianhe Garden of the palace, and more than 300 people attended the banquet. Due to the excitement in the paddock in the morning, all the envoys from the country hope to lose their appetite. On the contrary, the people of Tangguo were in high spirits, talking enthusiastically about the strange group of chickens, among which the rooster that defeated the white tiger was the focus of their attention.

After the battle, the chickens dispersed, and the white tiger also hid in the forest. Everyone’s curiosity was not reduced because of this. They asked each other about the origin of this group of chickens, but they were still fruitless. Only a few people who came back from Ji Wo Village really knew the inside story.

They were both distressed and angry, and once again expressed their powerlessness to Nie Bufan’s ability to cause trouble. It’s fine for Wei Di who has caused a trouble, this time even the emperor has not escaped his hand!

My God! How should they get this guy back from the dragon bed? Isn’t this just death?

Nie Bufan, a heartless guy, after eating and drinking, he ran to the agreed place to meet Zhang San Li Si and others by urinating.

He has the emperor’s universal waist card. Whether it is the palace or the palace, everything goes smoothly, and the court guards must treat him respectfully.

When he got there, Zhang Junshi, Li Yi, Wang Shichan, including Tai Bai were all waiting there.

Li Yi pulled him over as soon as he saw him, and squeezed him like a vent.

“Ahhhhhhh…” Nie Bufan struggled desperately, wailing, “Don’t use such intense expressions even if you think about me, it hurts!”

His face was almost kneaded into dough by Li Yi, and the others were not sympathetic at all.

In the end, Zhang Junshi took the shot and fished him back, and said helplessly: “Buffalo, what have you done?”

Nie Bufan rubbed his flushed face, then stepped forward and hugged Wang Wu, then rubbed Zhang San again.

Taibai stared at him unblinkingly, waiting for him to come over to show his okay, but he was simply ignored…tears.

“I’m obviously already at peace, who would have become like this somehow?” Nie Bufan said sincerely.

Are you in peace? Several people showed the expression of believing in ghosts and gods but not in you.

“The problem now is,” Zhang Junshi sighed, “How can I take you out of the palace?”

Nie Bufan flashed his waist card, and smiled triumphantly: “I have a pass and can leave at any time.”

Zhang San Li Si has a sad face. Have you figured out the situation?

Wang Shichan patted him on the head and said slowly: “It is easy to leave the palace, but it is difficult to leave. Are you sure that the emperor will allow you to return to the village? The emperor is not Wei Di, we can save you from Wei Di’s Dongsheng Shangfu Come out, but you can’t use the same method to take you away from the emperor. There is no king’s soil in the world, you can’t escape the emperor’s pursuit wherever you go.”

“It’s not that difficult, isn’t it?” Nie Bufan looked into the sky, “I saved the emperor’s life somehow, will he take revenge for it?”

A few people were speechless, each was mad in their hearts: Who told you to put the emperor to sleep! Otherwise, how could things be so complicated!

“Speaking of this,” Li Yi said sternly, “Are you really okay? I heard that the poison is so powerful that you almost die after eating.”

“It’s okay.” Nie Bufan raised his chin and said, “What poison in this world can poison me?”

That is, you have the most poisonous poison in the world.

“I won’t talk about the gossip.” Zhang Junshi said, “We figured out how to make Bufan retreat.”

“After leaving the palace, you have to be careful about robbing people.” Li Yi added. The more he thinks about it, the harder he feels. Nie Bufan is just going to recruit bees and butterflies everywhere, but can’t he find a good solution? For example, no-name pawns such as the sophomore, the poor scholar, and the veterinarian.

“Buffalo used the pseudonym’Wei Xiaobao’ to the emperor. It will be sooner or later that the true identity is found out. We must hurry up.” Wang Shichan said, “I wonder if the emperor can tolerate extraordinary rebellion.”

“What a stop!” Zhang Junshi looked at the crowd and said, “What we should worry more about is whether the emperor can tolerate his red apricot going out of the wall one after another.”

Several people were silent.

Nie Bufan said innocently: “Don’t look at me so bitterly and deeply, I can’t help myself.”

Li Yi’s face was cold, and his fingers were a little itchy. He really wanted to knead him into a ball, mix it with sauce, and swallow it directly.

Zhang Junshi turned his head away, with an expression of regret.

Wang Shichan could see clearly, and he calmed down after reciting the Heart Sutra silently a few times, but he was about to twist a string of Buddhist beads into a deformity.

At this time, Tai Bai, who had been silent, suddenly said, “Actually, you can let Nie Bufan go to my Qiyu Island to hide.”

Several people looked at him at the same time, and Zhang Jun was surprised: “You turned out to be from Qiyu Island? Who is Tae Chong?”

“Father.” Taibai bared his white teeth.

“Unexpectedly, you turned out to be the young island owner of Qiyu Island.” Li Yi said indifferently. I originally thought that Taibai was just an ordinary little person, but I didn’t want to come from Qiyu Island, which is known as a treasure island. The island’s inhabitants are undoubtedly not underwater masters, and they prefer deep-water exploration. Bao, and often trade with overseas merchant ships, equivalent to an independent island country.

Sure enough, he can’t have any expectations of Nie Bufan. Such a passerby has an incredible identity.

“Where is Qiyu Island? Is it fun?” Nie Bufan’s eyes lit up.

“Don’t even think about it.” Li Yi directly dispelled his desire to find out, and resolutely said, “If you are not a last resort, you will never be allowed to run around.”

Zhang Junshi nodded seriously.

Time can’t be delayed too long, a few people discussed for a while and then parted ways.

Before leaving, several people told Nie Bufan a lot, please be honest and wait for them to deal with the funeral.

Nie Bufan naturally agreed very readily.

On the way back, Nie Bufan began to review himself, should he also do something? It seems to be a little sad to keep everyone busy (Zhong Gong: please don’t be sad!). Maybe he could euphemistically and sincerely express to the emperor his strong desire to live in the mountains and forests? Maybe the emperor understood the righteousness, waved his sleeves and let him go. Or ask the national teacher for help. Since he brought him into the palace, he naturally has the responsibility to take him out again.

was thinking, the body was suddenly restrained from behind, and in the blink of an eye, he was taken to a relatively dark room.

Before he recovered, his lips were snatched away, and he was greeted with a hot and powerful kiss.

looked at it calmly, and saw the deep face of Wei Di’s axe chiseler close at hand, and there seemed to be two clusters of flames burning in his eyes.

After a long while, he removed his lips, his body still pressed him tightly on the door, and said in a gloomy tone: “If you want to escape, you should run away. Why should you run into the palace?”

“I just wanted to come in and take a look.” Nie Bufan replied.

“Really?” Wei Di put his face in front of his nose and said word by word, “Is it possible to see Emperor Huang’s bed during the visit?”

Nie Bufan struggled, how come the whole world knew that he had legs with the emperor overnight?

“Don’t think that if you stay with the emperor, I won’t get you!” Wei Di said harshly, “I have a way to get you out.”

“What way?” Nie Bufan’s eyes lit up.

“Why, do you want to leave?” Wei Di’s expression moved slightly.

“Of course.” Nie Bufan chuckled, “Where can the palace compare to the vast world of Shanghai?”

Wei Di coldly snorted: “Don’t think about the world, you’d better stay by my side in the future. Wherever you want to go, I will accompany you.”

“Then what can you do to get me to leave the palace?” Nie Bufan automatically ignored his declaration of sovereignty and went straight to the point.

“Fake death.” Wei Di spit out two words.

“I thought it would be a good way?” Nie Bufan rolled his eyes, “I have to remind you that the medicine is useless to me at all. I have a special physique and can slowly relieve the effect. If your medicine can keep ordinary people for a day The suspended animation for me will probably only have an effect of one or two hours, unless you increase the dose.”

“No, increasing the dose will directly kill you.” Wei Di muttered, “I’ll think of another way.”

Staring at Nie Bufan’s piercing eyes, Wei Di warned: “In the meantime, you will be honest with me. I know Li Yi and the others are also planning to take you away. They do have some strength, but they will never Faster than me. I don’t want to leave you with the emperor for a moment!”

As long as he thinks of him holding love under another man, he will be jealous and want to take people back immediately!

This kind of strong possessiveness is something he has never had in his life, and he does not intend to avoid this feeling, just want to completely possess this person.

Hooked him with one hand, put him down on the table, bowed his head and asked for a kiss. Hold his leg with both hands, and she clings tightly.

Nie Bufan obviously felt the man’s yu look, and took advantage of the gap to stop him: “This is the palace, what do you want to do?”

“It’s just a palace.” Wei Di whispered, “I’m all outside. We have enough time. Don’t worry, I won’t leave a trace on you.”

Nie Bufan widened his eyes, unexpectedly Wei Di was even bolder than him. They are cheating, are they cheating?

Inattentively, his trousers were half down. Wei Di couldn’t wait to break in. Nie Bufan groaned in pain, and the table squeaked.

Nie Bufan is like an addictive poison, and Wei Di, who has never been addicted to sex, also broke the limit. After separating, thinking like crazy, every night will feel emptiness. He had also looked for other men and women, but none of them made him appreciate this kind of satisfaction and fulfillment.

At the moment of blending in, he really wanted to spend his life with this person.

“Ah…hmm… lightly, lightly…” Nie Bufan grabbed the edge of the table tightly, trying to stabilize his figure.

Wei Di bit his ear and said hoarsely: “Don’t scream too loudly. Although there are my people outside, it is impossible to guarantee that they will not be heard by others.”

Nie Bufan hurriedly shut his mouth, but Wei Di was like a prank, hitting hard every time, to the extreme, just to see the forbearance that someone wanted to call but didn’t dare to call.

But he obviously miscalculated someone’s courage and tolerance for plucking hair on a tiger’s head. If he gets offended, he can do everything.

Just as Wei Di rushed into the depths again, Nie Bufan hugged his head and let out an earth-shattering shout in his ear, almost deafening Wei Di’s ears.

Wei’s breath was restrained, and it was so easy to stop his breath, but his essence was drooping, all of which was dedicated to the village chief Nie.

gritted his teeth and withdrew, and helped him wipe Shen, Wei Di said cruelly: “I’ll remember this time, you have to beg for mercy in the future!”

At this time, a sound similar to a signal came from outside, Wei Di let go of Nie Bufan, and whispered: “Be honest, I’ll pick you up soon.”

After 　　 finished, he got dressed, opened the door and walked out, and left quickly.

Nie Bufan is depressed, and all of them let him be honest, why is he not honest? Even the maids didn’t adjust xi, and even the ministers didn’t hook up one, so why didn’t they be honest?

Besides, why does he have to wait for others to save him? He is the head of Jiwo Village, doesn’t he have the ability to save himself?

Hmph, he doesn’t believe it anymore, an emperor can suppress him from turning over, and an emperor of a regiment is almost the same!

Someone feels that he has been severely discriminated against and decides to work hard and be self-reliant!

Alas, let’s mourn for some people in advance…