Bird Dude Nie Bufan - Chapter 96

　　 Nie Bufan didn’t know what his current situation was, his consciousness was clear, but he couldn’t wake up. From time to time, memories from a long time ago appeared in his mind, as if he was deliberately letting him experience it again as a bystander.

But he can’t always live in his memories, right? If he died here, there would be no regrets…Uh, well, frankly, he was really reluctant to leave.

This is probably the truth about his half-death? Because he haggled and couldn’t leave.

Hey, sorry, my god, if you give me this chance, I will not smile politely. Nie Bufan thought to himself.

It’s boring every day. The only fun is to wait for the people in Ji Wo Village to visit him. They would talk at his bedside, occasionally touch them, kiss them, and use the opportunity to clean up to wipe the oil.

Nie Bufan sometimes feels like a priest, listening to the confession of the lost lamb every day, sharing their inner secrets, sorrows and joys. It’s a pity that he can’t open his mouth to give them psychological counseling and soothe their wounded hearts.

But he is not without gain, at least he learned how to smell the fragrance and recognize his friends.

For example, Zhang San, he always concealed the smell of copper plates, sometimes mixed with the fragrance of various vegetables, and he would drool easily when he smelled too much.

Li Si, the breath is as cold as iron, but it is actually a soldering iron to the touch. It must be comfortable to hold in winter, but it is hard.

The best person to hold is Wang Wu, who wears Buddha incense, and is suitable for hot and cold. Even if you don’t speak, you can feel at ease. He wondered why he had mistaken him and Li Si in the first place? To create such an oolong, forcibly caused a great Buddhist to break the vow. Hey, actually, it’s good if it breaks. There is a saying that doesn’t mean that as long as there is a Buddha in your heart, meat and wine can pass through your intestines, let alone breaking the color precepts? Buddha and his elderly will be considerate.

Let’s talk about the lord’s greatness. This guy has a strong sense of existence. From head to toe, he is invincible, and his eyes are as sharp as a sword. Every time I came, I didn’t say anything, I just knew that I was glaring at him, probably practicing some kind of long-lost eye power?

The most noisy of these people is probably bad. He could hear his arrogant footsteps before entering the house. After walking in, he was even more eloquent and unforgiving, but he smelled of sunny flowers. To be arrogant, smelling makes people feel the urge to fiddle.

As for Brother Wet, there are only four words: the extravagance is compelling, and he uses precious spices on his body. Of course, after the baptism in Jiwo Village, this choking smell has now faded a lot, replaced by jade-like icy water vapor, he is dignified outside, facing him alone, it is rare warmth. The premise is that he doesn’t know that even if he is lethargic, he is actually conscious.

Master Nie Bufan feels very complicated for him. It’s like seeing a gorgeous peony, thinking about misfortune, but discovering that it is actually just a fresh snow lotus covered with peony skin, which looks like an evil charm. , The essence is flawless. This made him tremble, for fear of destroying the last aging boy in the world. Alas, but if you have picked it all, just take it for yourself.

By the way, there is also Taibai. This guy is the best to recognize. His breath of algae makes people feel like being in the sea. Although Taeyeon has no similarities with him in temperament, the smell is very similar. Nie Bufan was only willing to admit that they were indeed relatives when he closed his eyes.

In addition, there are Tiannv and Shen Muran. He knows from other people’s narratives that they seem to have established a romantic relationship. This is the only normal couple in Jiwo Village. It is gratifying and congratulatory. It is rare that they have not forgotten him. This “matchmaker”. When he wakes up, he must give them a big gift.

After distinguishing people, he began to distinguish chickens by smell. But this decision made him regret it, and the smell of chicken…I won’t describe it. What’s even more frightening is that he sees his chickens batch after batch every day, and uses their claws and wings to express their deep concern. If things go on like this, he suspects that he is very likely to become a human artwork, or impressionist. Here, he must be grateful for the landslide. If he hadn’t cleaned it every day, he would probably be buried in the flying chicken feathers and brilliant chicken shit.

On the tenth day of his drowsiness, a stranger came from Jiwo Village, who was the genius doctor Wei Di invited.

I don’t know if it was an illusion. Nie Bufan felt like he was drunk, walking around slowly.

He came to the bed, rolled his eyelids, looked at his face, and then asked about his condition, before finally getting his pulse.

There was silence in the room, and everyone felt nervous, and they were all waiting for the result with bated breath.

Only a moment, the genius doctor seemed to have discovered something.

Li Huai was the first to lose his breath, and couldn’t wait to ask: “Genius doctor, how is his condition?”

“Huh?” The genius doctor said in a dazed tone, “What did you just say?”

“I’m asking how his condition is?” Li Huai repeated it patiently.

“Oh.” The genius doctor said lightly, “There is one living dead, there is no rescue.”

“It’s out of help? What’s the matter with your expression just now? Are you excited to see others dying?” Li Huai was furious.

“Am I excited?” the genius doctor replied innocently.

“Have!”

Bufan Nie thought to himself, is this genius doctor reliable? Don’t you feel the cold air coming out of everyone?

“That’s it.” The genius doctor said calmly, “This is the first time the old man has encountered such a ‘healthy’ living dead, so it is unavoidable to be a little surprised.”

“The’healthy’ living dead?” Taibai asked in doubt, “What do you mean by this?”

The genius doctor explained: “He is in good physical condition, even healthier than the average person. But the pulse is strange, showing signs of premature death. The old man suspects that the cause is in his head.”

“In the head?” Everyone said in unison, their faces a little ugly.

The genius doctor nodded and continued: “Exactly. The disease in the skull is the most difficult to treat. If you can’t find the specific disease, any treatment is useless.”

“So what should I do?” Zhang Jun asked worriedly.

The genius doctor showed an expression of excitement that could not be suppressed again, and proposed: “If you agree, the old man will come and perform a craniotomy for him.”

“Craniotomy?” Li Yi immediately vetoed, “Absolutely not! Can a person survive if the first skull is broken?”

“Really ignorant.” The genius doctor contemptuously said, “Just opening a person’s head will not kill you, just like an ordinary trauma, as long as the internal is not damaged, the wound will slowly heal.”

“How can you guarantee that he will not damage his head?” Li Yi’s eyes were cold, and he expressed deep doubts about the medical skills of the genius.

Zhang Junshi and others also disagree with craniotomy.

The genius doctor shrugged and said indifferently: “Since you don’t agree, the old man doesn’t force it, but if you die, don’t regret it.”

Everyone is hesitant.

The genius doctor squinted at them, smiling without speaking.

Nie Bufan yelled in his heart: Comrades, hold on! No craniotomy!

“Let’s think about it.” Wang Wu said.

The genius doctor nodded and said lightly: “Try to make up your mind as quickly as possible, otherwise the old man can’t guarantee how long he can last.”

Ghost! He is clearly energetic, but temporarily in a recessive state. Nie Bufan was emotional, and various villains were crazy in his mind.

The genius doctor seemed to perceive something and squeezed the pulse hand on his wrist trivially.

“I hope the genius doctor can give us a description of the specific process of craniotomy.” Wang Wu continued, “The risk of craniotomy is too high. It is unheard of in the past and present. We must ensure that nothing is lost.”

“Haha.” The genius doctor smiled, “Is there any cure in this world that is foolproof?”

“For him, you must be foolproof!” Wang Wu’s tone is beyond doubt.

The genius doctor fell silent.

Nie Bufan gave Wang Wu a thumbs up in his heart.

After a while, the genius doctor stood up and said, “Well, the old man will be fully prepared. You will think about it in the two days.”

After 　　 finished speaking, he walked out leisurely.

“Is there really no other way?” Zhang Junshi shook Nie Bufan’s hand and said worriedly.

The others did not speak, and the atmosphere was a little dull.

“It’s extraordinary, can’t you wake up by yourself?” Zhang Junshi said helplessly, “Usually you can toss so much, how come it’s a critical moment?”

You can’t do it, I can do it! Nie Bufan retorted indignantly.

“This guy is already strong in the outside world.” Li Yi said poisonously.

Good you Li Si, the village chief remembers you!

“Brother, I think he should be thrown into the chicken coop. Maybe he will heal without medicine the next day.” Li Huai interrupted, “I always think he is just a chicken.”

Chicken Essence? Is he such a low-grade breed? At least he is also a chicken god! And what the **** did you suggest? Who would be so stupid to do such a thing?

Unexpectedly, no one in the room retorted. Didn’t they really have this plan? Hey, cheer up, don’t lose your IQ like this, okay?

“Maybe, I can really try it.” Zhang Junshi hesitated.

“…” Nie Bufan was speechless, he really could only be speechless.

Li Huai saw support from someone, and continued to confuse: “There is nothing to lose anyway, and the worst result is to maintain the status quo.”

“What do you think?” Li Yi looked at Wang Shichan.

Wang Shichan pondered for a while, then nodded: “Okay, try it.”

Hello! Nie Bufan was crazy, all kinds of messy, and his muscles were tight.

“Look, he has a reaction!” Tai white eyes.

Guo Shi stepped forward to check for a while, and calmly said: “Initially I thought your proposal was a bit absurd, but now it seems that it really has some effect.”

“It’s the first time he has such an obvious reaction in so many days.” Li Huai said in surprise, “Don’t hesitate, let’s try it today!”

Everyone agreed.

Nie Bufan beat his chest in his heart: Are you still human? Still?

The author has something to say: Hahaha, I am satisfied seeing everyone’s angry comments.

Extraordinary, the glory of your life and death, rest assured! (The author waved~~)